Chapter 678: The monkey wears a condom
As the sun sets, the sunset reflects on the sea, and as far as the eye can see, it is golden. Sparkling, thousands of miles full of golden waves. The evening breeze caresses, blowing through the purple bamboo forest on Putuo Mountain, the purple leaves all over the mountain dance, sprinkled and fluttering around, such as the flame jumping, salsa sound, the Buddha holy land set off more quiet.
Guanyin Bodhisattva sat high on the holy lotus platform, with a solemn face, and was preaching the wonderful meaning of Buddhism and the road of goodness with his disciples, believers, and mountain creatures, when suddenly there was a spiritual light rotating around the brim of his hat.
"Which good lord prayed and asked me for help?" Guanyin's heart was divided into two parts, while continuing to preach the Great Dao to the public, and at the same time using divine thoughts to find out who this spiritual light was asking for help.
Guanyin's divine thoughts probed into the spiritual light, and immediately saw a golden light coming from the northwest, and in the middle was a golden monkey.
"Why is this guy bothering me again?" Guanyin frowned, scattered his aura, and calculated why the monkey came while reading from the book.
"The monkey is hateful! Standing by and watching Tang Seng be taken away by the white bone spirit, causing a white bone spirit to be rescued like this, and he still has to come to me for help! This monkey without a headband is really difficult to deal with, I knew that the monkey should have put the golden hoop on him when he was at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. I didn't want to be a wicked person at the beginning, but I had so much trouble left! Along the way, the eight precepts were automatically followed, and the rest came to beg me. It seems that we have to think of a way to get this heart ape back to its place!" Guanyin thought to himself.
The monkey's somersault cloud, well-known in the Three Realms, there are actually very few virtual warriors under the fame, nodding eight hundred, twisting the waist for a thousand miles, somersaulting over 108,000 miles, Guanyin has not yet figured out how to put the golden hoop on the monkey, the monkey has gone to the South China Sea, and it will be able to reach Putuo Mountain in a moment.
"Hui'an, you go to the front of the mountain and wait, and bring Sun Wukong in!" Guanyin commanded.
Venerable Hui'an got up to receive the order, and the Bodhisattva rang the sound before the jade was out, signaling that the altar would end from here, and all the disciples and disciples got up to salute and bowed down.
After everyone retreated, Guanyin's phoenix eyes drooped slightly, the cold light flashed in his eyes, his hand flipped, and a golden hoop appeared in his palm.
"The monkey is slippery and fast, and you will have to trick him into front of him later, and suppress him with something so that he can't escape, so that you can take him!" Guanyin pondered for a moment, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and he had already made a calculation, and with a flip of his hand, the golden hoop that could burst the iron head was collected by him.
After a while, the monkey was taken by Hui'an to the purple bamboo forest, and after the monkey finished saluting, Guanyin asked knowingly: "You monkey, don't protect Tang Seng to go west, what are you doing in my South China Sea?"
"Bodhisattva Mingjian, I have not been lazy to protect Tang monks on this way to the west. It's just that the old monk of Tang Seng won't use it, I know the changes of monsters, he asked me to go to Huazhai, leaving two people who don't know monsters to guard him, I go to Huazhai, the goblins swaggered over, dangling in front of the two unknown monsters for a long time, easily kidnapping him, but I can't rely on me. It's the old monk who doesn't know how to use people, and it's also strange that Bajie and Sha Seng have no eyesight!" the monkey quibbled.
"Hey, in front of this seat, you still dare to say such bastard words! It is clear that you are angry with Tang Seng for his narrow kindness and want to call you to fast, so you deliberately connived at the goblin to kidnap him, trying to scare him, so that he will not dare to do things in the future! When Tang Seng was taken captive, you were obviously on the side, and you also had the ability to stop it! Why are you lying in front of me!" Guanyin looked angry and scolded fiercely.
"Bodhisattva, since you can heal the past before and after, why did you knowingly ask before? It's so embarrassing!" the monkey scratched his ears and cheeks.
"Do you still know the embarrassment of this monkey?" Guanyin scolded, and threw the jewel net bottle in his hand into the heart of the sea, smashing the waves into the sky, bluffing the monkey, and then got up and stood below, and said: "This Bodhisattva is not retreating, but it is good to blame Lao Sun for saying bad things and bad for his virtue, so he will beat the net bottle." It's a pity, it's a pity! I knew that I gave my grandson, but it wasn't a big deal?"
As soon as the monkey's voice fell, he saw that among the waves, the waves were tumbling and jumping, and a bottle came out. It turned out to be a monster carrying out the pannier below, but it was an evil turtle, and there was a poem to praise: "The source of the root is called the mud, and the bottom of the water is full of glory." The world can know the nature of heaven and earth, and Anzang knows the ghosts and gods. Hiding without head and tail, stretching enough to fly as fast as you can. King Wen painted the hexagram Zeng Yuanbu, and Chang Nating Tai accompanied Fuxi. The cloud dragon reveals a thousand kinds of beauty, and the water pushes the waves and blows the waves. The gold threads are worn into armor, and the dots are decorated into colorful tortoiseshells. The gossip robe of the Nine Palaces is draped, and the green clothes are scattered and spread. Before his death, he was fortunate to be a brave dragon king, and he also carried the Buddha tablet after his death. You must know the name and surname of this thing, and make waves and evil turtles. ”
The evil tortoise carrying the pure bottle, climbed up to the edge of the cliff, nodded to the Bodhisattva twenty-four times, and bowed twenty-four times. When the walker saw it, he smiled and said, "It turned out to be looking at the bottle." I didn't see the bottle, so I asked him for it. ”
Guanyin said: "Wukong, what are you talking about below?"
The monkey said, "I didn't say anything." ”
Guanyin said to the monkey, "Bring me the bottle." ”
The monkey didn't know that Guanyin's net bottle was floating in the sea for a while, and it had turned around in the three rivers and five lakes, eight seas and four desecrations, filled with half the sea of water, and was about to get the bottle with his waist crossed without care.
Guanyin's net bottle can hold a sea of water. Well, if it is full, the monkey can't lift it, and Guanyin only poured half of the sea of water into it, so that the monkey can pick it up, of course, not to let it be easy to pick up, but to let him be like a mortal carrying a heavy burden, it is not easy to put down. And then......
The monkey didn't know how to do it, so he swaggered to the net bottle, bent down slightly, and grabbed the net bottle with one hand, like picking up stones.
The monkey is like this, naturally he can't pick up the treasure bottle of Guanyin, tried it twice, and felt that the bottle was as heavy as a mountain, and immediately sank his waist immediately, put on a posture of an overlord lifting the crown, and held the bottleneck with both hands.
"Drink!" the monkey bared his teeth and snorted, slowly lifting the net bottle.
"This bottle is really heavy......" the monkey gasped.
Guanyin smiled: "You monkey head, you can only speak." You can't hold the bottle, how can you subdue the monster?"
The monkey was also a little impressed, and defended: "Don't hide it from the Bodhisattva. On weekdays, the mountains and mountains are shouldered, and the mountains and seas are just waiting for leisure, but today I can't even take a clean bottle, thinking that I have suffered the loss of the goblins, and my muscles are weak. ”
Guanyin said with a smile: "It is often an empty bottle, and now it is a net bottle thrown into the sea, at this time, it has turned three rivers and five lakes, eight seas and four desecrations, between the Xiyuan Lake and the cave, and borrowed the water of half the sea in it." You have the weight of the sea, so it's not easy to hold. ”
The monkey knew what was wrong, and hurriedly said, "It's the disciple who doesn't know." ”
"You bring the bottle, pay attention, handle it gently, don't break it, you will use it later!" Guanyin said.
"No!" the monkey responded, laboriously carrying the net bottle forward, and after reaching the designated position of Guanyin, he carefully put the net bottle down.
The monkey put it very carefully, lest it bump into the porcelain bottle, causing flaws on the body of the bottle like mutton fat and white jade, which would affect the demon subjugation. That caution is like trembling on thin ice, and the trembling amplitude is a little greater, and the thin ice under your feet will shatter and sink into a river of ice.
When the monkey carefully put down the bottle, a bright light flashed in Guanyin's eyes, and he didn't see how he behaved, and the person appeared in front of the monkey with a circle of gold thread in his hand - it was the mantra that was famous in the Three Realms because of the monkey.
The monkey was putting down the mutton fat jade bottle very carefully at this time, only to feel a flower in front of him, an additional figure, and then a cold circle on his head, put it on his head.
The monkey was slightly startled, quickly put down the net bottle, touched the circle on his head, looked up and said to Guanyin: "Bodhisattva, what did you put on my head, it's uncomfortable." ”
"Hmph, the discomfort is still to come!" Guanyin sneered and recited the mantra.
The mantra that could make the monkey settle sounded, and the monkey immediately stopped calming, it was really a headache, his brain was about to be strangled, and the blue tendons on his forehead jumped suddenly.
"Roar ......" The monkey roared angrily, the monkey hair exploded, the fire eyes were round, and he took out the golden hoop stick from his ear, shook it to a normal size, and hit Guanyin viciously.
Guanyin made a mistake and easily avoided the monkey's unruly stick, and continued to chant the mantra without stopping.
The monkey immediately gave up the tactics of stalking beautiful women who were indifferent to him, and was ready to change his shortcomings - remove the golden hoop, and immediately turn the golden hoop into a crowbar, trying to pry off the golden hoop.
It's a pity that the monkey's efforts are still in vain, and the golden hoop is still tightly tied to the skull.
"Bodhisattva spare your life!" the monkey also knew what was wrong, and quickly knelt down and begged for mercy.
Guanyin ignored it and continued to curse him!
"Sincerely take refuge, sincerely escort Tang Seng to the Western Heavens!" the monkey hurriedly said.
Hearing the monkey's words, Guanyin began to show his face, stopped the spell and said: "Remember the feeling just now, if the scar is good and the pain is forgotten, beware that I will recite the spell upside down ten times!"
"Disciple doesn't dare!" said the monkey.
Guanyin bowed his head and said: "Well, now you wear a condom on your head, but it is a lot safer." Let's go, let's go and rescue Tang Seng!"