Chang'e lowered her face, pointed at the tip of Lisa's nose and scolded: "Little slut, the last time I changed into Prince Charming's costume, I was seen by the Jade Emperor, and I didn't even have nine clans, but I still saw it in my face, so I endured it......"

Wan Lisha was scolded so disgraced that she didn't dare to talk back, and she wanted to hold someone's thighs, so she didn't show a smile: "Sister, don't wear it if the Jade Emperor doesn't let you wear it; you can wear whatever you want your husband to wear!"

I didn't have a say at all, but the moonlight lady ordered: "The husband is in the moon, it is appropriate to wear a moonlight suit." ”

Silly Hong's mother finally couldn't help but ask: "Sister Moonlight, what kind of official is the guard Pan Taoyuan?"

Moonlight Niangniang has a lot of experience, just click on it, and everyone understands: "As Pan Taoyuan, I just guard the woods, and I don't directly manage people;

Chang'e was very disappointed in her heart, and muttered to herself: "Now I have lost my husband's official hat! Becoming an ordinary immortal, it is better to be a beggar and an immortal!"

I don't care, it doesn't matter if one person breaks the official properly! What is the case solved, what is it for? Dead and reborn; otherwise, the sky will not be able to fit it!

Moonlight Niangniang said I don't understand, I don't understand what stability is; if we let the bad guys continue to commit crimes, won't the world be in chaos?

"Treat a fart! The official hat has been removed, and you can't break it if you want to? It's better to be with your wives sweetly, and after a year or two, it will become a big family!"

As long as the husband takes care of himself and does not go around to mess with flowers and grass, the big problem will basically be solved......

The Baiyun woman didn't say hello, and she didn't know when she ran away.

Moonlight Niangniang didn't say no: "Baiyun women don't know anything? Don't flirt with them in the future! As long as you get so many wives right; give birth to one for you a year, how many are ten years? How many are a hundred years or a thousand years?"

"Does Moonlight Niangniang think that she will give birth again? How old is it? The fairy doesn't know how old she will be born before she will give birth - will a woman like Chang'e become pink and tender? ”

Although I didn't learn the seventy-two changes, it was incredible that I was able to defeat the three eyes! The wives looked at me differently, and if we lived together as husband and wife, would anyone object?

First of all, Chang'e was unwilling, and said in front of everyone: "It's disgusting! There are too many people, and the breath will affect the quality problem! Sexual happiness will not be too sweet!"

Moonlight Niangniang belongs to the failure of marriage; her heart is very casual, if everyone is willing, they will be together, what is not okay; how many concubines does the Jade Emperor want to hug in one night; and these concubines are very excited, hoping that they can give birth to the dragon seed, and when the opportunity comes, it is possible to inherit the throne. Although the master of the rabbit is not an official, he is also an immortal, and the child born must be like him!

I was blown up by the moonlight lady, and I felt that I was very remarkable; just as Shao Jimei said, can a beggar, penniless, still marry a lot of wives?

After many years, I did it, and it wasn't for me to take the initiative to flirt with my sister, so I became a prisoner of others......

Chang'e scolded me not to be too complacent! If there is no yin and yang decay, women will never become blind and find a pervert to be their husband!

Everyone knows that the husband has nothing, and he really offended his wives, and he didn't even have anyone to accompany him......

After arguing for a long time, there was no result; the moonlight lady was about to leave again; the bullet legs flew up from the white clouds, shouting: "Follow me......"

Chang'e scolded me and still felt very distressed! I changed into a set of luminous clothes, which were very beautiful! I remembered Wu Ganglai, and I couldn't help but ask: "I haven't seen him for a long time, I don't know where he is?"

Moonlight Niangniang made everyone understand in one sentence: "Wu Gang is a punished person, and he has to cut down the osmanthus tree if he has nothing to do; he has cut it from the Han Dynasty to the present; not only has he not cut it, but he seems to have grown taller." ”

I frowned tightly, thought for a long time and asked, "Why did you punish him for cutting down the osmanthus tree?"

Moonlight Niangniang also heard what Wu Gang said: "His wife had an affair with Emperor Yan's grandson; Wu Gang went out to learn the immortal Tao and came back, and there were rumors about this everywhere; he couldn't bear it anymore and killed Emperor Yan's grandson......

It turned out that the ex-husband of the moonlight lady did it, and Wu Gang should hate the sun god; but, when Wu Gang talked about the sun god, he didn't seem to have any resentment at all?

I moved my gaze to Chang'e's face, and she was very disgusted: "What are you looking at? Those are all rumors! My wife is a dignified princess, and it is impossible for her to have anything to do with Wu Gang; he is a subordinate, didn't you hear the master shouting?"

Moonlight Niangniang also heard: "Wu Gang's wife gave birth to Emperor Yan's grandson, and it is still a scar in Wu Gang's heart!"

Think about it, Wu Gang used to just learn the way of immortals, but when he came to the moon, he became a real immortal, which is still cost-effective......

The big moon floated high in the air, far away from the back of the Toad Palace, and below was the vast sea; I couldn't help but look at the face of the goddess of Tianhe and asked, "What's the matter?"

The goddess of Tianhe was stunned by the question, and didn't know how to answer, so she cast her eyes on my face, shook her body and coquettishly said: "Husband, you come and tell!"

The Queen Mother told you to move the sea out of the moon, so as not to threaten Sister Chang'e's Toad Palace here.

The goddess of Tianhe knelt down in front of the moonlight lady and begged: "Don't let me move the sea out of the moon, I want to protect my husband, you can move farther away, there will be no threat to the Toad Palace." ”

Moonlight Niangniang thought about it for a long time, it should be possible, in this way, she felt reasonable, but she didn't count what she said, and her mouth whispered for a while; the Queen Mother appeared in the eyes of Sister Moonlight, and asked, "What's the matter?"

I wanted to speak for the goddess of Tianhe, and immediately knelt down in front of Sister Moonlight and begged: "Your Majesty, I have married the goddess of Tianhe, and regarding the matter of the sea, I ask to stay away from the Toad Palace, and stay in the moon, okay?"

The Queen Mother's face was unusually ugly, and her speech was not good: "Master Rabbit, how many wives are you going to marry......?

Chang'e also wanted to speak, but the Queen Mother disappeared into the pupils of the moonlight Niangniang.

What should I do? The goddess of Tianhe is reluctant to leave, but she can't leave without leaving!

Sister Moonlight strongly supports the Queen Mother's opinion, and there are a lot of reasons to explain: "The tide of the ocean rises and falls, and the sudden typhoon is likely to swallow up the whole moon, in order to avoid such a situation, it is recommended that you remove the moon from the ocean immediately!"

I'm also confused: why do we have to move the oceans out? It's not like there are no oceans in the moon? Wouldn't those oceans have typhoons?

Sister Moonlight doesn't listen to this, anyway, it's the Queen Mother's order, and it's definitely not okay if you don't listen to it!

The goddess of Tianhe couldn't figure it out; she was also an upright empress, so why should she listen to the queen mother? If she listened to her husband, she would feel a little better......

Chang'e thought that the sooner the better, the Toad Palace was flooded, the sand and mud buried the whole house, digging forty meters, from the inside can still penetrate the water, you can see it from afar......

The goddess of Tianhe really had nothing to say, and she didn't say hello to me, she tumbled into the sea and disappeared......

Sister Moonlight and Chang'e are waiting to move the ocean, and I always feel that there is no need for this, I wonder what Lisa, Silly Hongma, and the matchmaker think?

Time is very tight, every second passes, the sea doesn't move at all, what's going on?

Sister Moonlight stared at me and ordered: "You go and have a look, you must remove it!" Otherwise, the Queen Mother will blame her, and everyone will have a hard time!"

My heart was so depressed! Why do we have to move the oceans? This is a big project! Is there no other way?

Chang'e knew it in her heart, covered her mouth with her hand, and approached the ears of the moonlight lady, not knowing what to say?

I'm so annoyed! Wives don't discuss with their husbands, they all have their own plans, do they still have husbands in their hearts?

No one answered, which made me very embarrassed, and I was about to climb into the sea......

Chang'e grabbed her and said, "Don't go; sooner or later she will move!"