Chapter 3: Two Stupid Things!
"Who are you?" Yang Xi glared at the two strange men, very vigilant in his heart, "How did you appear here?!"
"I, we are travelers who came to Huangshan to explore...... I accidentally got lost and just appeared here!" The young man at the head of the group was flustered, but he still forced himself to calm down.
Facing Yang Xi's sharp gaze, the hairs on the back of Li Leyu's neck were about to stand up—Edi Niang, just in front of him, the kick of this Taoist priest just now, the power was the same as a bullet, and he smashed the ground into a pit......
They didn't really meet a master who lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests, right?
The idea of encountering the fairy fate and then ascending to the sky in one step couldn't help but appear in his heart, Li Leyu couldn't help but peek at Yang Xi with his eyes, and stared at Yang Xi with a frown.
Could it be that this man knows himself?
These two people look about the same age as the original, could it be that they have really met?!
Yang Xi looked at the two of them, but his mind was overturned, and he turned over the memories inherited from the original body, and finally confirmed that he had never seen these two guys.
"Dao Chief...... No, immortals! We are really passing by......" The fat man behind Li Leyu saw that Yang Xi didn't speak for a long time, only staring at them with cold eyes, so he was so anxious that he squeezed Li Leyu who was blocking the front and shouted out.
"Yes, yes, please don't blame the gods!" Li Leyu also jumped out of his fantasy with the fat man's voice, and when he saw Yang Xi's serious expression, he was also anxious to speak.
This Taoist priest must not regard them as unscrupulous people, you must know that this is deep in the mountains, with the hand he just revealed, it is easy to kill the two of them, and there is no need to bury them when the time comes......
"How can you have the final say here?!" Yang Xi shouted, and used a small spell like a "thousand pound pendant" on the two of them, pressing them to their knees, and their hands were also buckled behind by the invisible force, unable to move.
Li Leyu and the fat man were so frightened by Yang Xi's hand that they screamed, and their pants were almost wet.
"Don't kill us!"
"Yes, yes, now murder is against the law, it is against the law...... Please let me go!"
The fat man screamed the most, and as soon as he opened his mouth, Yang Xi thought that he was going to use the law to pressure himself, but he was still deflated later, and he only cared about begging for mercy, trembling the most fiercely.
"Shut up!" Yang Xi was hurt by the two of them, and pinched the magic trick in his hand to seal the mouths of these two goods.
So the two of them trembled even more, as if they had started to shake.
Yang Xi looked at the two of them for a while with his hands behind his back, and felt that the psychological pressure on them was enough, so he slowly asked, "Why did you steal my food?"
"I don't know how tired I am from opening a field and farming in this mountain?!"
"Didn't steal ......" Both of them blushed, and gasped as soon as Yang Xi lifted the ban technique.
Li Leyu cleared himself and said, "How can the matter of college students be regarded as stealing? Stealing vegetables is not considered ......."
"Are you going to teach me the four ways to write the word 'fennel' in the next sentence?" Yang Xi kicked him angrily, and then pointed at the fat man, "You come!"
The fat man's face was oily and sweaty, and he was even more crying and stammering when he was named by Yang Xi, and finally told the specific situation to this unprovoked Taoist priest.
It turned out that these two goods were students of Huizhou University, and they had just been a freshman this year, and they were at the age of youth and restlessness, and they had not been able to recover from the happy days of summer vacation, so they thought about it, and planned to go on a wild adventure to vent their energy in their bodies.
And the Yellow Mountain is just in the territory of Huizhou, is a famous mountain in the world, has always been a tourist attraction, so they naturally set the goal on the Yellow Mountain.
I spent a few days searching for a little information about mountaineering adventures from the Internet, and I also asked a senior who was a donkey friend, and I felt that I understood it, and finally packed up my things and came up.
And the result can be imagined, as far as these two rookies who don't know anything, how can they play "survival in the wilderness"? In particular, in order to achieve the purpose of pursuing excitement, they deliberately found a mountain road that was not open, and now they are lost, and they can't go back the same way.
I got lost in the mountains for two days, my mobile phone or something had long been out of battery, and I had to guard against the attack of wolves, insects, tigers and leopards...... In the end, he ran around and ran to Yang Xi's vegetable garden.
How could a person who had been hungry for two days resist the temptation of the vegetable garden! If it weren't for the fact that Yang Xi had laid out a formation around them, they would not dare to get too close in a panic, otherwise it would be more than just the cabbage on the side that would suffer!
"You two are dying by yourself, and you are still here to spoil my cabbage?" Yang Xi waited for the fat man to finish speaking, and became even more angry.
According to him, these two people completely committed suicide, and the result was luck and touched the place where they lived in seclusion...... What's more, they are missing in the mountains, and there will definitely be people looking for them, what if they expose themselves?
When the time comes, how can he run away when so many people are around? Now that his spiritual power is like this, his skill of soaring through the clouds and fog has not yet been lit up! And when others ask, how can he explain his origin?
In this big mountain, how did he survive as a little Taoist priest? Where did he come from?
All of these can cause big trouble to Yang Xi.
Thinking of this, Yang Xi's vision of these two goods was even more disgusted!
Li Leyu and the fat man were stared at by him and finally peed their pants, and immediately pulled their faces down, "Immortal, we didn't mean it!"
"And isn't there a saying that is good, saving a life is better than a seventh-level floating slaughter, you take a few cabbages to save our lives, this is a great merit!"
"Bah, that's what the monk said!" Yang Xi was furious, and directly cut down half of the tree next to him with a hoe, "If it spoils my business, you will use my vegetable garden as fertilizer!"
"Pity the cabbage I worked so hard to grow, and I escaped the wild boar and pheasant, but I didn't hide from you two brainless fools!"
Li Leyu and the fat man were so frightened that they lay on the ground, and they didn't dare to disturb Yang Xi - really, there were only a few cabbages, why was this fairy so stingy?
"Whew...... It's really, I'm so angry with you. Yang Xi breathed a sigh at the stump and calmed down a bit, then he exhaled and said to them again, "Anyway, no matter what, you can't tell the story of the past few days, you know?!"
"I know, I know!" Looking at Yang Xi's cannibalistic eyes, how could the two of them dare to be disobedient?
It's just that I can't help but think of the seclusion plot of the Huaguo Immortals since ancient times, but I'm afraid that this one is also affectionate and doesn't want to be disturbed.
"Okay, then let's talk about compensation now......" After Yang Xi calmed down, he felt that if these two fools were crushed to death in the mountain, it would inevitably outweigh the losses - after all, the cabbage that slaughtered people and his cabbage could not be resurrected. I can only think of a way to make a waste of it.
"What, what? and compensation?" said the fat man, looking up in surprise.
According to the traditional logic of immortals, if you don't kill them, you should let them go, isn't this how the previous stories all came about? How can any immortals still talk to people about compensation?
Li Leyu was happy in his heart - it's good to talk about compensation, his family is not short of money, if the gods want to improve their lives, he is willing to provide for it!
Maybe if you throw too much money, you can still be a disciple or something!