One hundred and seventy-one The wisdom of the chickens

Six chickens came one after another, and saw the snow-white hen whizzing through a door panel from a distance, thinking that it was something funny. 100-meter run, the chickens ran from all directions and swished through the slow board and crashed into Xue Cheng, screaming and falling to the ground, piercing Xue Cheng's door shield into a door net.

Xue Cheng withdrew his door shield and recovered the remaining spiritual power.

She was prepared for failure, and was not disappointed, and sat on the locust tree village to continue her research.

The snow-white hen said, "Are you practicing thirty-six changes, cook?"

"Friends, call me the cook again, cut off Linglong food, and stew mushrooms with hens tonight!" Xue Cheng said angrily.

The snow-white hen was quite wronged: "As a woman who uses the kitchen as a workshop, aren't you a cook?"

Xue Cheng slapped the black lines on his forehead back one by one, why do other people's spiritual pets do housework, cook and warm the bed, but she raised a group of uncles, as before, she cleans and cooks snacks for the master every day!

"If you still want to live a life with Linglong food, the housework of cleaning and cleaning the toilet will be shared by the seven of you in the future. Don't call me the cook again, you have to call me master!" Xue Cheng was angry with the coercion of the little monk in the late stage of his qi training.

The chickens were directly pressed to the ground and shivered, and the snow-white hen said: "I have a dream, against slavery." Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law...... Practice the core values of socialism!"

"Down with the slave owners!"

"Protest against unequal treaties!"

......

The corners of Xue Cheng's mouth twitched: "Where did you learn these words?"

"TV, news broadcasts, TV dramas, anti-Japanese dramas!" replied the big rooster proudly.

Never let your pet watch TV!

"Okay," Xue Cheng waved his hand, "From now on, you are free, the sky is high and the chickens can fly, you can go." ”

The seven chickens were dumbfounded, is this free? No, no, no, this is not what they wanted.

"Okay, Senior Sister, can we call Senior Sister?" said the snow-white hen.

"Cleaning was also acceptable. The black flower hen thought for a while, "But you have to eat Linglong food every day!"

Xue Cheng waved his hand: "You still have freedom, equality, justice, and the rule of law." ”

"Okay, once a week, Linglong food, the kind that can be eaten. The yellow flower hen continued to make concessions.

Seeing that Xue Cheng continued to wave his hand, the snow-white hen pecked the white chicken feathers on her chest, and made a final compromise: "We are responsible for cleaning and brushing the toilet, and Linglong dim sum is eaten once in a while, but the owner really can't call it, he can only call it Senior Sister!"

Xue Cheng was already secretly happy in his heart, and finally had a spirit pet who could do housework, as for calling the master or senior sister, or aunt, she didn't care about this title for a long time.

Xue Cheng pretended to be embarrassed and reluctantly agreed.

After half a ring, the chickens came back to their senses, and they were not fooled? The treatment has not changed from before, but the contract for all the housework has been increased.

In the evening, Shi Yongming rushed back to continue his cultivation.

In this practice, Xue Cheng modified the exercises, leaving only a portrait vein, tearing up a notebook page, drawing the route of inducing qi into the body, marking how to fill the acupuncture points with acupuncture points, and how to use the acupuncture points to impact the meridians.

It's a pity that her computer skills are not enough, if she can carry out a three-dimensional simulation of the process of air induction on the computer, I believe it will be of greater help to Shi Yongming.

After Shi Yongming memorized all the exercises of pull-ins under the lamp, Xue Cheng took him to the locust stump again to practice.

The haze was still so thick, and the moonlight was not bright enough, Shi Yongming sat on the stump of the locust tree and entered meditation, and began to breathe in the eighty-one breaths that entered the body.

Xue Cheng was cultivating on the other side, and at the same time paying attention to Shi Yongming's condition.

Although the night was long, it would eventually dawn, and Shi Yongming was tired again, almost out of his strength.

On two occasions, Xue Cheng observed that Shi Yongming's state could reach the critical point of inducing qi into the body, but in the end it was not reached.

In that case, it would be nice if the aura was a little thicker.

There is a spiritual spring under the stump of the locust tree, and Xue Cheng uses the method taught by Yan Lanxi to absorb the spiritual energy of the spiritual spring with the help of the bark of the locust tree as a medium.

Shi Yongming didn't even master the introduction of qi into the body, so he couldn't use this method.

The two returned to the small courtyard, Yan Lanxi was stretching his waist and came out of Xue Cheng's room, glanced at Shi Yongming and said, "I haven't drawn qi into the body yet." ”

Xue Cheng said helplessly: "I saw it twice, and the junior brother was about to reach that critical point, but he failed again. ”

"Qualifications are not enough. Yan Lanxi was honest.

Shi Yongming was very shocked. Although Xue Cheng was very sympathetic to Shi Yongming's situation, he also silently doubted Shi Yongming's qualifications in his heart, he was a pure wood spirit root, and it stands to reason that it was much better than his own chicken rib spirit root, and he completed the qi induction into the body in one night, but he failed for two consecutive nights.

"Is there still a problem with the exercises I have modified, and I need to revise them again?" Xue Cheng asked Yan Lanxi.

Yan Lanxi said: "This is already a simplified version of your exercises, if you are modifying and simplifying, the cultivators who have cultivated will become weak chickens." ”

Of course, Shi Yongming should not be a weak chicken, he must also practice if he gritted his teeth.

The seven chickens are not convinced, who is weak? We are all self-taught, and that human being can't be taught by two teachers, so he is a real weak person!

Temporarily putting aside Shi Yongming's cultivation, Xue Cheng ran to the Weiwei Cake Shop in the county seat today, because he wanted to drive back Yongming's car that was parked in the square yesterday.

The crowding of people in the cultural square made Xue Cheng's head hurt a little again.

"Why has the number of people suddenly increased so much?" Xue Cheng said urgently as he walked into the store.

"It's not that I was attracted by your Linglong fries yesterday!" Qi Weiwei smiled, and after Zang Mengyun learned that she became a shareholder of Hongchang yesterday, her expression was very rich.

The clerks all came around: "Sister Xue, the potatoes have been washed, and you are still making Linglong fries today?"

"Okay, how many potatoes did you wash?"

"Three thousand pounds. ”

"I remember there were only 1,000 pounds left in the store. ”

"Yesterday afternoon, I called Lao Wang and asked him to send another cart of potatoes. Qi's mother smiled.

"I remember that Boss Qi gave you a monthly salary, why do you work so hard?"

Qi's mother said: "Because I am Weiwei's mother, of course I want Weiwei to make more money." ”

Jiao Hongbei: "I want to experience cutting potatoes for a while." ”

Rubbing the balls: "I want to watch Brother Hongbei peeling potatoes for a while." ”

"They're not honest, I'll be honest." In fact, Weiwei promised us that as long as the customers in line bought Linglong dim sum, we would be rewarded with the rest. ”

The temptation of this reward is too great, but can Linglong dim sum be left?