Chapter 584: Do You Want Me to Sleep With You?
Qin Shaojie felt that since he wanted to cut down trees to build a house, he would have to get it himself, so he would simply build a two-story wooden villa.
So, as soon as Qin Shaojie decided, the trees in the woods suffered, and the Xuanyuan Sword also became the only tool for logging at this time.
If the Yellow Emperor had a spirit in the sky, he didn't know how he would feel when he saw his Xuanyuan Sword turned into a tool for logging.
I saw a flash of sword light and sword shadow in the woods, and then the sound of "boom" came out.
The big trees with two or three people hugging each other were directly cut off from the bottom by Qin Shaojie with the Xuanyuan Sword, and they fell down with a bang, overpowering a field of flowers and plants.
In a few moments, Qin Shaojie walked back carrying more than a dozen bare trunks that had been stripped of their leaves.
"How are there so many. Dou Ruomei looked at Qin Shaojie and asked in surprise. "Build a wooden house, you actually cut down so many trees and come back, beware of being approached by the Environmental Protection Bureau." ”
"Less. Qin Shaojie said, and threw the pile of tree trunks on the ground.
"It's not the real world anyway, so it's okay to cut more. Qin Shaojie pointed to the tree trunks piled up like a hill and said. "Look, that's enough to make a two-story villa, right?"
Dou Ruomei opened her mouth, but she didn't say anything.
She also felt that Qin Shaojie's idea was a bit exaggerated.
It's good to have a place to live, but this guy even wants to build a villa.
"Don't stand stupid, let's take a hand. Qin Shaojie pointed to the trunk of the tree and said.
Dou Ruomei nodded, and the black silk appeared in her hand, and then she directly rolled up the trunk and let it stand on the spot.
Qin Shaojie also held the Xuanyuan Sword in his hand again, and a few golden lights flashed, and the trunk of the tree turned into a piece of wood of about the same length and size.
The old trick was repeated, and with the cooperation of the two, the dozen or so tree trunks were soon all turned into planks by Qin Shaojie.
Qin Shaojie thought that it was good to be a cultivator, even if he didn't have a car, a house, or a degree, he could have enough food and clothing by himself. With this hand-cut ability, he can basically cover the entire forest area by himself.
As for the problem of the foundation, Qin Shaojie also quickly solved it, and the wooden plank was directly firmly driven into the ground by Qin Shaojie, and it was natural to get the wall out. Next up is the roof.
Originally, Qin Shaojie was still thinking about getting a two-story villa out, but after studying for a long time, he didn't figure out how to fix the floor on the second floor, so he had to give up this good wish.
After a while of hard work, the cabin was completed. As for the rest of the wood, Qin Shaojie simply inserted it around the wooden house and made it into a simple fence wall, which looked like a small farm yard, which was also a little interesting.
"That's it. Qin Shaojie clapped his hands and shouted excitedly. Anyway, this is also his first 'handicraft', and it is worth getting excited.
"Sue a fart. Dou Ruomei walked out of the house, looked at Qin Shaojie and said. "Before the bed came out, you stuck all the wood into the ground. ”
Qin Shaojie was stunned for a moment, looked at the room, and then patted his head. After being busy for a long time, I forgot to make a bed, this is only a room without a bed, and I have to sleep underground.
He pulled out a few planks from the ground and stacked them directly together, making a simple big bed, and was just about to shout again that it was done, but he saw Dou Ruomei squinting at him.
"Why are you looking at me like this, do I have flowers on my face?" Qin Shaojie wiped his face with his sleeve and asked suspiciously.
"Nope. Dou Ruomei shook her head, but still stared at Qin Shaojie tightly.
"What the hell do you want to do?" Qin Shaojie was a little hairy by her, and took two steps back again and again, widening some distance, before he said. "If you have anything to say, don't look at me like that, I'm afraid. ”
"Are you afraid?" asked Dou Ruomei. "Afraid of whom?"
"I'm afraid of you. Qin Shaojie said honestly.
"Are you still afraid that I won't be a little girl?" said Dou Ruomei, with a hint of evil arc outlined at the corner of her mouth.
"Eldest sister, what do you want to say?" Qin Shaojie took two steps back again, secretly wondering, what happened to this woman, why did she suddenly have such an expression?
"I see. Qin Shaojie suddenly slapped his face and said. "Is there still a lack of things, you say, what is lacking, I will do it immediately, it is really not enough, I will cut down trees. ”
"There's something missing. Dou Ruomei nodded.
Hearing this, Qin Shaojie was also relieved, otherwise with this woman's unpredictable personality, it would be really uncomfortable to be stared at by her like this.
"Say, what is less, just say, as long as you tell me, I will do it immediately. Qin Shaojie patted his chest and reassured.
"Fewer beds. ”
"Okay, I'll go. Qin Shaojie just turned around and was about to walk out, but before he could speak, he stopped again. looked at Dou Ruomei with a depressed face and said. "Eldest sister, don't tease me, don't you have a bed? ”
"yes, there's a bed. Dou Ruomei said with a smile.
"What's missing?"
"Did you do it on purpose?" asked Dou Ruomei with a smirk.
"What did I do on purpose?" Qin Shaojie was asked inexplicably. "What did I do on purpose?"
"Well, since you didn't mean it, then let me ask you, do you know how to count?" Dou Ruomei asked.
"Yes. Qin Shaojie replied without hesitation.
Who doesn't know how to count, Qin Shaojie thought to himself, let's think that when I was only one and a half years old, I could count from one to ten, and the mathematics when I was in school was not taught by the physical education teacher.
"It'll be fine. Dou Ruomei nodded, pointed to the bed, and asked. "How many beds are these?"
"One. Qin Shaojie said proudly, look, look, I'm good at math.
"It's not bad, I really know how to count. ”
After speaking, Dou Ruomei stared at him with the expression that made Qin Shaojie furious.
"You're a big rascal. After a moment of silence, Dou Ruomei suddenly shouted. "And you didn't mean it, a bed, huh, since you know how many people you can't count?"
"What's the matter? Do you want me to sleep with you?"
"Huh"
Qin Shaojie's cold sweat flowed down instantly, and he secretly scolded himself in his heart for being careless, forgetting to think about this woman, and only making a bed. However, Qin Shaojie wanted to say----- I really don't want to sleep with you. It's really hard to open your mouth now.
Oolong, definitely oolong.
"Hmph, what's the matter, don't you explain? acquiesce?" Dou Ruomei said with a sneer.
"I saw that you weren't a good thing, so I didn't care about it, but now you dare to pay attention to me. Ouch, your taste is really special, do you want to eat it for both mother and daughter?"
"I ...... I didn't mean that, I didn't want you to sleep with me. Qin Shaojie defended while wiping the cold sweat that kept dripping.
"Oh, you don't want me to sleep with you?"
"Yes!"
"You want to say it's a misunderstanding?"
"Yes!"
"Is it because I want to sleep with you?"
"Yes!"