Chapter 096: Clogging the Toilet
The conversation between the two did not mention the conflict between the soldiers and thieves, and the possible hostility, which Jing has been talking about in the twenty-first century.
Cai Xiaofen is preconceived and cares about chaos, while Ding Yi deliberately conceals it and pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger.
The 21 st century, compared with ancient times, is an era in which mankind began to have great freedom, in this era, mankind has solved the problem of food and clothing, some large countries have established national leadership, social wealth has been greatly generated, ideas have also been greatly emancipated, and class disparities have become more hidden and appear to have great fairness.
In life, as long as you have money, you will have great enjoyment, and you won't change it for an ancient emperor, Cai Xiaofen is an urban white-collar worker with a good income, it's no wonder she doesn't want to go back.
Of course, the 21st century is not all beautiful, and Cai Xiaofen certainly has unhappy things.
As a white-collar worker, the pressure of competition is very high, Cai Xiaofen's way of relieving pressure is more common and unique, she likes to go to Houhai bar on weekends to have a few drinks, and when she is slightly drunk, go home with handsome guys she doesn't know and don't look annoying, or take a handsome guy home, and spend a pleasant weekend together, every weekend is her perfect holiday.
For a long time, Cai Xiaofen lived a happy life of being a bride every week, but after a long time, she was always a little tired, Cai Xiaofen also wanted someone to go to the supermarket to buy an aunt's towel, she also wanted someone to go to the movies, and she also wanted someone to fry an egg for herself when she got up in the morning.
She is a person with strong executive ability, and when she had this idea, she went to the school district to hook up with a little fresh meat, as if her relationship had a home, and she lived a married life with Xiao Xianrou.
Xiao Xianrou's surname is Zuo, she goes to work, Zuo Xianrou goes to school, meets and plays together at night, and holidays are all over the world, Xiao Xianrou has countless energy, and the time between the two is really happy.
It's a pity that good times are always short-lived, regardless of the joy of the two, Cai Xiaofen is finally pregnant, Xiao Xianrou is in school, he doesn't want to get married during school, Cai Xiaofen can only be born.
During her pregnancy, Xiao Xianrou appeared less, but fortunately, Cai Xiaofen was rich and hired a maid to take care of her, and she was okay.
I found a small broken hospital, after giving birth to a child, I want to have confinement, and at this time there are many affairs, the child wets the bed every day, has to feed at any time, washes diapers, and helps the child take a bath, and the child cries all night.
With the arrival of the child, there was a huge conflict between the concepts of life between the two, Cai Xiaofen asked for a delicate life, and Xiao Xianrou liked to be casual, and could quarrel over countless issues every day, and they were unwilling to compromise.
Cai Xiaofen was confined, lying on the bed, looking at the little fresh meat in the game, hoping to arouse his father's love and sense of responsibility, so he asked the other party to give the little boy a nice name.
Xiao Xianrou was playing the game, and the monk in his hand had just eliminated the demon on the opposite side with a big mudra, and was happily looking at the treasures harvested, and replied casually: "Dude's surname is Zuo, and my son's name is Left Hand Futu, how about this name, it's as awesome as Megatron, hehehe." ”
Where is the? Cai Xiaofen is confused is real, are you sure this name can really be registered?
When it comes to the household registration, the two are not married yet, so naturally they did not go to get the birth permit, I need the approval of the superiors for birth, old age, sickness and death, Cai Xiaofen is lying in bed for confinement, so I have to instruct Xiao Xianrou to find a way, go back to my hometown to issue a certificate, and want to get a birth permit.
Xiao Xianrou ran away the next day, leaving a message on his mobile phone: "Silly woman, Lao Tzu's son sent you to play, play casually, Lao Tzu doesn't like his son, Lao Tzu likes his daughter, do you know." ”
When she called again, the other party was always not in the service area, Cai Xiaofen became alone again, and scolded: Men are all cattle, and no one can be trusted. She also didn't want to think about whether she would be responsible for getting married in a place like a bar all year round.
Cai Xiaofen can afford to take it and put it down, anyway, the child has not yet been registered, and even the unit has opened a sick note to ask for a long vacation, and she does not do it twice, the day after Xiao Xianrou ran away, she stuffed her left hand into the toilet and drowned a fart, and later because the toilet was blocked, it took a lot of effort to take out the left hand Futu, find a manhole cover, and stuff it into the sewer in the middle of the night.
Then Cai Xiaofen decided that if she was looking for a long-term partner, she would have to run for a successful man in her thirties and forties, this kind of person is suitable for being a pick-up man, and it will definitely hurt when she has children, of course, before she found a suitable marriage partner, she resumed her happy life as a bride every week.
After coming to the Northern Song Dynasty, the living environment here was harsh, and the people around Cai Xiaofen couldn't even guarantee that they were taking a bath, and few of them were clean, even including Zhou Jieba, who was already a family, as vulgar, not much worse than her ex-boyfriend Xiaozuo, who only knew how to fight and kill, and didn't know how to hurt people, which made her so bored.
There are no electric lights, no light at night, no bidet toilets, countless insects calling around when going to the toilet, no good cosmetics, no delicious food, no TV, mobile phone and computer, everything, so she is sincerely looking forward to being able to go back and continue to live the relatively rotten life she used to have.
Ding Yi was not interested in Cai Xiaofen's body, but he couldn't help but respond to the other party's proposal.
Ding Yi smiled and said: "I can go back, but unfortunately the mana is insufficient, I can't take people, you go through a few more worlds, pay attention, some treasures, such as moonlight treasure boxes and the like, have the ability to travel through time and space, and some people have the ability to travel through time and space, sooner or later you can also have these abilities, the key thing is that you pay attention to yourself, you must ensure that you are alive to have a chance." ”
Flicker, flicker, no need to pay taxes for bragging anyway, Ding Yi's face is very sincere, and Cai Xiaofen can't believe it.
Cai Xiaofen thought for a while: "Brother Ding, leave a copy of your communication number to facilitate communication." ”
Ding Yi was taken aback, how could he have any communication number, he knew a lot of communication equipment and software in the 21st century, but he didn't expect that there were no satellites and no base stations in the Great Song Dynasty, and Cai Xiaofen could also use communicators, I don't know what technology it is.
Ding Yi smiled indifferently, looking light-hearted, his mind turned sharply, and said: "Everyone is at different levels, it stands to reason that they shouldn't meet, direct communication is not allowed, this time it is obviously an accident, there is something, let's send someone to contact!"
What kind of accident? Ding Yi left a blank space for Cai Xiaofen to think about himself, let the other party make up for it by himself, and smart people will automatically help others make up for their flaws.
Cai Xiaofang understood that she had asked too much, why did the veteran tell her so much, but she opened her eyes wide, looked at Ding Yi pitifully, and blinked.
"After talking about it for a long time, I still don't know which force your force is? Why don't you join us?" This is to the point, although Ding Yi wants to continue to test the other party's senior and other issues, but if he says too much, he will lose, and when he saw that the other party began to sell cuteness, he pulled the topic back.
The ensuing chat was lackluster, the two sides exchanged positions with each other, and decided to form an alliance between the two sides from now on, watch and help each other, geographically bounded by Victoria and Michigan, these two states that lead each other, no important matter is allowed on both sides, if you have to enter these two states, you must report in advance, in addition, there are changes in the overall situation of the world, communicate with each other, attack and defense are synchronized, and so on.
At this time, Ding Yi was sure that the other party was the enemy who was repelled by Bai Suzhen, that is, the Great Song garrison force that Lu Zhishen seized the gold mine.