As mentioned last time, Tang Seng, Monkey, and Bajie opened a pass of Huangfengling, hit the road again, and came to the bank of the quicksand River.

The monkey and the two of Bajie talked and laughed back to Tang Seng, Tang Seng asked if he caught the demon, the monkey replied no, Tang Seng said that the demon knows the water nature, and let it lead the way, the monkey said that it was reasonable, and said that if you catch the monster, don't rush to kill it.

Fighting monsters is such a thing, Bajie can hide if he can, and immediately said: "Brother don't hesitate, you go and get him, the old pig guards the master." ”

The monkey smiled: "Brother Xian, the old grandson is very unfamiliar with the kung fu in the water." If you leave empty, you have to twist the trick and recite the 'water avoidance mantra' before you can enter the water. Otherwise, it will become fish, shrimp, crabs, turtles and the like, and I will get it. If you are in a fight, I can take you in the mountains and in the air, but in the water, some of them are not good. ”

"It turns out that this monkey is also afraid. The old pig was the governor of Tianhe, in charge of 80,000 sailors, the water is good, but the water is very turbid, there will be murder, in case the monster in the water there are still family members and children, seven litters and eight generations are coming, I can't get him. And in the winter, the water is cold, no matter how thick the old pig's skin is, I am afraid of cold water, I still don't want to come out. Bajie's simple (few roots and tendons) but smart heart moved, and said: "Pigs can't swim, well, it's okay for old pigs to climb trees!"

The monkey scolded: "Idiot, you were originally Marshal Tianpeng, in charge of the 80,000 Tianhe Water Army, you dare to say that you can't swim, begging for a fight, right?

"I'm afraid that the monster will have a helper in the water, if one hundred and eighty come up together, I won't fall in and won't be able to get out?

The monkey said: "If you go to his water to fight him, but don't fall in love, you can't win, lead him out, and wait for Lao Sun to help you." If you are really caught, I will go to the South China Sea and ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to save you!"

Bajie said: "Okay, I'll go fight him, maybe I can grab sweet potatoes!"

"Just remember your two broken sweet potatoes, and remember to lead him ashore. The monkey laughed and scolded.

"Got it!" Bajie said, then peeled off the green brocade straight jacket, took off his shoes, danced palladium with both hands, split the waterway with a rake, and made a water escape technique, jumped over the waves, and then entered the water and went to the bottom of the water.

After turning around under the water, catching a loach, and performing the method of soul searching, he knew where the sand monk was sheltering, and immediately pushed the water away.

It is said that the sand monk was defeated, and he was relieved to breathe, and as soon as he picked up a sweet potato and was gnawing, he heard the sound of someone pushing water, and got up to watch, it turned out that Bajie was carrying a nail rake.

Bajie saw that Sha Seng was eating his sweet potato, and immediately became annoyed and scolded: "Splash that ugly monster, dare to take the food from your pig grandfather's mouth (pig mouth snatching food), don't run, eat your pig grandfather's rake!"

The sand monk raised his staff to defend and shouted: "That black pig, don't run, watch and fight!"

Bajie made the palladium stand and said: "What kind of goblin are you, dare to rob the old pig sweet potato?"

Sha Seng said that he was not a goblin, and even boasted about it, which annoyed Bajie, causing a big battle between the two, from the bottom to the water.

Bajie secretly hated that his pig food was taken away by the sand monk, but he forgot the battle strategy of not allowing defeat and leaving a living mouth, a nail rake danced like an old cat probing his claws, fast and urgent, not leaving the sand monk's face door, that is, to fight to the death.

The monkey waited on the shore with his eyes blank, and he didn't see Bajie leading the sand monk ashore, he was impatient, lifted the golden hoop stick, jumped in the air, swooped down like a goshawk pounced on the rabbit, and the golden hoop stick smashed directly into the head of the sand monk.

Originally, the sand monk was tired of dealing with the attack of Bajie, and the monkey came like this, and the monkey was still in mid-air, and the sand monk plunged into the water.

Because Bajie held a grudge because of a few sweet potatoes, he fought to the death and did not retreat, but the monkey was like a wisher, and as soon as the sand monk came ashore, he was in a hurry to go up and startled him into the river again.

Bajie will beat him upside down, and he is also at fault, but he still shouted: "You Bi Ma Wen, you are really a monkey in a hurry! You take it slowly, and when I coax him to the shore, you block his way back, so that he can't return to the water, won't you just hold him? Now that he has gone in, I am afraid that he will not come out again!"

The monkey smiled: "Idiot, if you hadn't been fighting with him, and the more fierce you became, I wouldn't have been able to help it? ”

Bajie vs. Sha Seng, Sanzang saw it, and he said to Bajie: "The apprentice has worked hard (Tang Seng has never done this to monkeys, I should have never seen the monkey fight monsters). ”

Bajie knows the way of being a man, not as perverse as a monkey, and waved his hand again and again: "Don't say it's hard, it's just that the goblin is lowered and you can cross the river, which is the perfect strategy." ”

Tang Seng asked, "What was the result of your battle with the goblins just now?"

Bajie trembled, shook off the river water on the hair on his body, put on his clothes and shoes, and sat down by the fire and said, "The strength of that demon is about the same as that of an old pig." Just as he was about to lead him to the shore, the senior brother was in a hurry to achieve quick success, and while he was still on the river, he raised his stick to beat him, and scared the monster into the river. ”

Tang Seng didn't dare to blame the monkey, but said with a cry: "How can you do this?"

The monkey comforted impatiently: "Don't worry, old monk, don't be anxious." If it is late today, and you sit under this cliff to avoid the wind, wait for the old grandson to pick some fruits, you eat and sleep, and talk about it tomorrow. ”

Bajie said: "That's right, you go and come quickly." ”

Bajie has what to eat, not picky eater good pig, Tang Seng is not comparable, heard that the monkey was going to pick the fruit, his face immediately changed, this wild fruit is easy to eat and thin, and it has been frozen by frost and snow, cold and hard, and it has an absolute stomach ache after eating, and hurriedly said: "That's too troublesome, didn't Bajie just find a sweet potato, go and dig some more, and you will eat a good meal, you don't have to go all the way to find wild fruits!"

"Bajie, go and shave a few sweet potatoes!" Tang Seng didn't wait for the monkey to speak, and said to Bajie.

"This old monk, I don't eat ready-made fruits, I have to cut some sweet potatoes!" Bajie scolded in his heart, but he smiled and took the order.

Bajie came back soon, and the three masters and apprentices sat around the stove, and after eating roasted sweet potatoes, they went to sleep. Early the next morning, Tang Seng got up, remembered the crossing of the river, and asked the monkey, "Wukong, what are the arrangements for today?"

The monkey said: "There is no arrangement, and you have to go into the water to attract monsters." ”

In this winter, Bajie just wants to hibernate, "Ahh ”

Tang Seng said: "The big water blocking the road is already fatal, and now you are sick again, how is this good!"

The monkey is more refined, knowing that with the cultivation of the eight precepts, he has long been not soaked in the cold and heat, and he will not get such a small problem as a cold and flu at all, so he immediately said to Tang Seng: "Old monk, you don't have to worry, I am proficient in medical skills, and I once had the title of divine doctor, specializing in treating all kinds of incurable diseases, even lazy diseases can cure him, Bajie This is just a little problem, I can cure him in minutes." ”

"Then you should hurry up and heal it! Bajie is like this now, I look uncomfortable!" Tang Seng said.

"It's just that my method of curing the disease is peculiar, although the healing speed is fast, but the patient will feel pain, but the good medicine is good for the disease, only in this way can Bajie get better quickly!" the monkey laughed.

"Long pain is better than short pain!Wukong, you just let it go!" Tang Seng said.

"Okay, Bajie come here, Brother Monkey will treat you!" the monkey said to Bajie.

"I'm weak, it's hard to get up, how to get over, or Brother Monkey!" pretending to be sick must also be dedicated, but Bajie perfectly shows the state that a patient should have!

"Okay, I'll go!" the monkey said in a vicious voice, and walked towards Bajie, while taking out the Dinghai Divine Needle from his ear.

Seeing that the monkey took out the Dinghai Divine Needle, Bajie was terrified, got up, jumped into the distance, and shouted: "Bi Ma Wen, what do you want to do?"

"I'm going to treat you! My grandson learned acupuncture, and this Dinghaishen needle is a guy who eats, and he doesn't leave his body morning and evening, and specializes in treating all kinds of disobedience...... Other doctors treat strange diseases. Idiot, I see that you have just acted like the wind, full of energy, and you are not a patient at all, but you want this Dinghai Shen Needle to treat you with this special treatment!"

"Master, help!" Bajie dodged while begging Tang Seng for help.

There are so many monks in Chinese history, but there are few famous monks, stupid people naturally cannot become monks, Tang Seng naturally knows that Bajie is pretending to be sick, and his face is black with anger, but he loves Bajie and said: "Wukong, let him go this time, let him wear the crime and make meritorious contributions." If you fail to make a meritorious service, you will be punished for both crimes, and you will beat him to death, and I will not say a word more. ”

"For the sake of the old monk, I will spare you this time, if it is next time, I will break your legs and sprinkle salt to make ham!"

"Don't dare, don't dare!" Bajie waved his hand again and again.

"If you can't make meritorious deeds, I will break your eyes!" the monkey shouted.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Bajie nodded again and again, but he was scolding in his heart: Bi Ma Wen, don't offend me, otherwise you will have to tear off your monkey head and kick it as a ball!

"Do you know what to do?" asked the monkey.

"Know, know, go down to the river to attract monsters!" Bajie hurriedly replied.

The monkey smiled and said: "Brother Xian, I am no longer anxious this time, I only let you lead him up, I will stop the riverside and prevent him from going back, so I must capture him alive and ask for a way to cross the river!"

Bajie had no choice but to wipe his face with snow water, strengthen his spirits, pick up the nail palladium with both hands, walk to the river, separate the waterway, and still go down to the sand monk's shelter.

Sha Seng just woke up at this time, suddenly heard the sound of pushing water, hurriedly got up to watch, saw the eight precepts holding palladium swimming, hurriedly got up, so that the demon staff stopped, and shouted at the same time: "Slow down, slow down, look at the staff!"

Bajie raised his palladium and said: "You are a 'crying and mourning stick', so you asked your ancestors to watch the stick!"

The scepter was seen clearly by Bajie, and the sand monk was very angry, and wrote a poem to boast: "The scepter turned out to be famous, and it was originally the Solo faction in the month." Wu Gang cut down a branch, and Lu Ban made a ...... Name: The Scepter is good at subduing demons...... The Jade Emperor gave me a ...... to carry with me Whether long or short, let my heart be fine, but also coarse, according to the attitude......"

For his own laurel, forged by Luban, given by the Jade Emperor, and a scepter of ruyi size, Sha Seng was very self-conscious, and laughed at Bajie and said: "Look at your rusty nail palladium, you have to hoe the field and build vegetables!"

Bajie's nail rake also has a history, he secretly laughed at this Sha Seng who didn't know the goods, and dared to compare the weapons built by Lu Ban with the magic soldiers forged by Lao Jun, and didn't want to say much to Sha Seng, and said with a smile: "I'll take you to the splash you owe! What kind of vegetables, I'm afraid that if I swing you, I'll teach you nowhere to put plasters, and the nine eyes will bleed together! Even if you don't die, you are still an old tetanus, let you know the consequences of robbing your pig grandfather sweet potato!"

was ridiculed by Bajie, Sha Seng was very angry, threw away his hand, and fought with Bajie in the muddy river.

"You should be killed for stealing sweet potatoes!" Bajie never forgot the sweet potatoes, scolding while beating.

"For the sake of a few sweet potatoes, the intestines and livers of the small-bellied chicken will rot sooner or later!" scolded.

Bajie is a sweet potato, the more he fights, the more brave he becomes, the sand monk is uneven, his combat power soars, and he is inextricable again, and he hits the river from the bottom of the river to the surface of the river.

This time, Bajie remembered the monkey's instructions and led the sand monk to want to lean on the shore. Although Sha Seng is often punished by a hundred swords piercing the heart, his head is not very bright, but he is not stupid, he was almost opened by a monkey twice, and after chasing him to the river, he stopped.

Seeing that Sha Seng did not come ashore, Bajie stomped his feet and scolded: "I will take you as a monster who steals sweet potatoes!

Sha Seng scolded: "You guy wants to coax me to go up, if I go up, you teach that helper again." There's a kind of you coming down and fighting each other in the water. ”

No matter how Bajie scolded him, Sha Seng just refused to go ashore, just stood in the river and scolded Bajie. When the monkey saw that the sand monk refused to go ashore, he was so anxious that he couldn't wait to fish the sand monk ashore and hit the ground with a stick.

Bajie and Sha Seng faced each other for a quarter of an hour, the monkey patiently grinded out, and said to Tang Seng: "Old monk, you sit down and wait for me to have a 'hungry eagle eagle eagle food' with him." ”

After the monkey finished speaking, he somersaulted, jumped in the air, and the brush fell, and his hands grabbed the shoulders of the sand monk like eagle claws.

Although the sand monk scolded with Bajie, but he was the general of the rolling shutter, that was the eye of the six roads, the ears heard the eight directions, heard the sound of the wind, raised his head suddenly, and saw that it was a monkey swooping down from the clouds, so he took the scepter, plunged into the water, and his body was hidden in the turbulent waves of the sand river, and he was invisible.

The monkey lost the trace of the sand monk, circled around, fell to the shore, and said to Bajie: "Brother, this demon has also become treacherous. With your scolding and saliva, he refuses to go ashore again, so what can I do?"

Bajie shook his head again and again and said: "Difficult, difficult, difficult! With my strength, I am only half a catty or eight taels with him, and I can't defeat him—— so I have exhausted my strength to eat milk, only to be flat, and it is impossible to capture him. ”