Chapter 3: Your Uncle
At this moment, a somewhat heavy jumping sound came from the corner of the street, and Li Qing subconsciously looked over.
The sight was a figure dressed in a Qing Dynasty official uniform, standing on his legs side by side, jumping in the direction where he was.
Legs side by side, jumping and jumping, purple and black skin, and wearing the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty.
"Your uncle, there are zombies. ”
After shouting and announcing his emotional collapse, Li Qing, who reacted, immediately turned around and ran wildly, he didn't coax to fight with people, but he fought with his mother's zombies, he really didn't have the guts!
Although Li Qing felt that he was running very fast, and he could even compare to Liu Xiang, the sound of jumping closer and closer to him behind him clearly let him know that the distance between the zombie and him was shortening.
Turning a street corner, a City God Temple appeared in front of Li Qing, this City God Temple and the houses on both sides of it looked like they had been defeated for some years.
But it doesn't matter, the two stone lions in front of the City God Temple are the key to Li Qing's attention, and with them, he can go to the roof.
The zombie behind him, although the speed is quite slippery, but the distance of each jump is limited, as long as he goes to the roof, most of this catastrophe tonight will be over.
Seeing the direction, Li Qing accelerated violently, and threw the zombie that was about to jump behind him out of the ground.
Calculating the distance, his body was like a bow and bending over, Li Qing was like a leopard hunting for food, and he jumped on the top of the stone lion's head on tiptoe, and his body rose again, and suddenly jumped on the roof of the City God Temple.
The zombie following behind Li Qing was not as flexible as Li Qing, and he was caught off guard and directly collided with the stone lion.
On the beam of the house, Li Qing immediately drew his knife and turned around, holding the knife above his head with both hands, ready to give a knife to the zombie who might follow him, chop him down, and buy time for himself again.
But the reality told him that he was too worried, and this zombie didn't have such a flexible ability so far.
However, looking at the stone lion that was hit hard, Li Qing knew that the power of zombies was infinite.
The waist width of the two stone lions, most of them are half a person high, one meter deep, the base is square to the zombie's knee, and the material looks like marble, at least about 1,000 catties.
can be hit by a zombie, and it has been displaced by half a meter, and if it is replaced by itself, it will definitely become minced meat.
Looking at the zombies with blood on the corners of their mouths, it seemed that they had just had a full meal, Li Qing was frantically cursing the group of bastards who got him here.
If he didn't react in time just now, it would definitely end up with the unlucky ghost who had just been filled by zombies, and he would have no blood and no life, and even going to hell to be reincarnated would have become a delusion.
You must know that the zombie thing is born from the resentment and bad luck of heaven and earth. In the natural situation without the action of human power, they are immortal, immortal, immortal, and are abandoned by the Three Realms outside the six realms of sentient beings, and will never enter reincarnation.
Looking at the zombies that kept jumping under the base of the wall, now Li Qing was not worried that he would be able to reach him, but he was worried about whether the zombie would collapse the wall.
This City God Temple has been in disrepair for some years, and this wall is still not strong? If it is not strong, looking at the dilapidated houses that are connected to the City God Temple, Li Qing silently said sorry in his heart, people are selfish after all.
But to Li Qing's surprise, although the zombies under the wall were jumping all the time, they did not crash into the wall to force Li Qing to fall off the roof.
Now he was relieved, Ma Dan, whether it was this zombie's clumsiness and didn't know what to do, or there was something strange about this City God Temple, he was finally invincible now.
In an invincible position, Li Qing stuffed the fluttering heart of his throat back into his chest.
If you are not nervous, people will naturally relax, and when the body is relaxed, there is one thing that is easy to find the door, which is commonly known as people have three urgency.
Urinating on his upper body, he put the knife back into the sheath, and just put the Tang Yi knife in his hand in time, Li Qing untied the belt, took out his eldest brother, and happily released the water at the zombie that was jumping.
The zombies are completely unaware of this, and they still keep trying to jump, trying to suck a piece of blood food.
"Tsk, it's a pity, if you had stabilized your child's body at the beginning, you would have been able to jump, and I would have lost. ”
Shaking off the last few drops of liquid, Li Qing put away the big gun and let it return to its sheath, waiting for the next summoning.
Although he strategically despised the underground zombies, in terms of tactics, Li Qing didn't dare to be so arrogant.
Holding the Tang Yi knife back to the sheath, Li Qing jumped onto the roof as the zombie jumped above the place, ready to guard against the underground zombie explosion.
During this period, Li Qing looked up at the sky and the moon from time to time, although he didn't know whether it was the first quarter or the last quarter moon, but looking at this moon like a hook, Li Qing knew that it was either the end of the moon or the beginning of the month.
This alone made him feel at ease, the zombie thing has only heard that it is easy to explode when the full moon is fifteen or sixteen, but he has never heard of the explosion at the end of the month and the beginning of the month because of the waning moon.
Especially the moon hook that has begun to sink in the west makes him feel soothed, the moon sinks in the west, the sun rises in the east, and it won't be long before dawn, and then he will be completely safe.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for a loud rooster to crow, and when they heard the rooster crow, the zombies on the ground immediately became anxious, turned around and prepared to jump towards the wilderness.
The town is very popular, and if it is discovered in the middle of the day, the zombies will be driven out of hiding by the frightened and angry crowd, and burned alive by the sun.
But this brainless zombie missed a little, he Li Qing is not an honest man, revenge and revenge are his life principles.
Scared him in the middle of the night, almost didn't scare his little liver, you want to go away smoothly, asked him if he had the knife in his hand.
Not knowing the courage that came from, Li Qing watched the zombie turn around, ready to jump out of the bastard, pulled out the knife violently, hooked his feet to the eaves, and slashed out with both hands holding the knife.
With a "poof", an arm shrouded in an official uniform fell in response.
As soon as he succeeded, Li Qing's body immediately flipped over, relying on his foot strength and leg skills, and it was a volley iron bridge, allowing himself to stand on the roof again.
When he quickly turned around with the knife again, a low, hoarse roar that looked like a tiger and a leopard and a lion bear came out of the zombie's mouth.
"Sure enough, it's a zombie, and it's slow to react. ”
After complaining twice, Li Qing was very satisfied with his results.
At this moment, he is even more grateful to the two-dimensional anime man who just added the knife to him, this knife is so fucking sharp, even the zombie's rigid and hard stone-like corpse can be cut in two, thank you for the two-dimensional man's grace of not killing.
As for the zombie jumping around, getting farther and farther away from him, Li Qing didn't have the heart to go down like this and fight with him, just now he was caught off guard by beating this zombie, with the result of the knife being sharp enough, hard anal him, Li Qing really wasn't sure.
Seeing the zombies that completely disappeared at the end of the street, Li Qing sat on the roof, what the hell is this called? Why are you so unlucky?
I have been in the Taoist Academy for four years, and I have never encountered this kind of mildew, and I have been pretending to be a mage with Zhang Longhu for three and a half years, and I have never had a yarn problem, but I just met a demon, and I have never been to him, so I don't need to be so unlucky?
The mind relaxed, the alcohol flare up again, and Li Qing, who had been busy all night, involuntarily fell asleep in the midst of complaining.
He had a lot of dreams with a short sleep, all kinds of non-overlapping.
He would bring medicine to people, wear short fights to fight in the ring, and abuse many kittens with a gun like a box.
also armed with a war knife like a general, rushed to kill in the military formation.
In addition, all kinds of strange demons and monsters are always dangling in front of him.
Outside of these dreams, he spent more time reading, a lot of books, almost as many books as the library of the Taoist Academy.
"Hi, hi, wake up, wake up. ”
Feeling that someone was patting his arm, Li Qing opened his eyes sleepily, and what caught his eyes was not the familiar fat face, but a thin monkey face that he didn't recognize.
"Who the are you, why are you filming me, didn't you see me sleeping?"
Li Qing, who was a little confused and had not yet eased up his strength to get up, subconsciously rushed at the thin monkey face.
The skinny monkey who was washed away was a little flustered, what was going on? Obviously I was making trouble for him?
"Monkey, what are you doing up there? Is that strangely dressed guy refusing to come down, if so, you go away, captain, I have a dozen guns here, he is the city god lord who has come down to earth, and he has to get me down from the roof today." ”
The sound from the ground suddenly woke up the two who were a little stunned.
Li Qing reacted, and he was reluctantly transported to the movie world played by Lin Zhengying last night.
And the thin monkey immediately distanced himself from the strange man on the roof, for fear that his unreliable captain would shoot him together with his brain.
Don't doubt the impossible, how outrageous their captain Ah Wei is, how can they not know it!
Suddenly, Li Qing felt the breath of death, the source of this breath was in the same direction, and it was divided into more than a dozen, Ma Dan, it must have been the dozen guns just mentioned aimed at him.
"Don't mind, I'll go down, don't shoot, captain, everyone's own people, I'm loyal, not traitorous, if you have anything to say, don't be impulsive, impulse is the devil, and people will die." ”
I can't help Li Qing not to be intimidated, normal people will be intimidated in the face of a gun, but he is now facing more than a dozen guns, if this gun goes off, his skin and flesh can immediately become a hornet's nest.
"Come down by yourself, hurry up, or I'm not welcome, captain. ”
got up and looked at the captain of the security team who was yelling at him, the same security team member as the anti-madman, Li Qing was on fire.
His grandmother's, he shouldn't have risked cutting off the zombie's arm last night, if the zombies invaded this town, they would hang up these security guards as soon as possible, and the zombies with their arms complete could be compared to the zombies with a broken arm.
But looking at the box cannon in Ah Wei's hand, as well as the Hanyang Zao beside him and in front of him, Li Qing, who knew each other, dissipated the anger in his heart, raised his hands high, and walked slowly down from the bamboo ladder leaning against the wall.
Seeing Li Qing walking down obediently with his hands held high, Ah Wei stepped forward with satisfaction and flicked Li Qing's leather jacket with the box cannon in his hand.
Looking at the box cannon opened by the insurance, Li Qing's heart reached the mouth of his throat, and he was even more worried than when he encountered zombies at the beginning.
Nima, if this Ah Wei doesn't pay attention to the fire, then he will die enough to complain, the zombies can't kill him, but he dies under a gun that goes off the fire with waste wood.
"Tell the captain that I am from where you came from in this fancy dress? Is it some kind of cult ceremony? Are you trying to do something in this Renjia Town?
Let me tell you, with me, Ah Wei, the security captain, you are dead, if you want to do something, first ask me if the gun in my hand is fast enough. ”