Chapter 246: Da Lang, his old cousin, Wu Yilang
After the last meeting between Sledgehammer and Telangpo, now Telangpo is like living in a blank, all the time except for school is in his own home, and he doesn't go out.
Although Tang Gun knew that Telangpu was trying to strengthen himself now, he didn't care, the two systems of himself and Sledgehammer had the shadow of the ancestor of science and technology, and the back hand must be very strong.
However, Tang Gun was not complacent because of this, you must know that there are countless cases of the gutter capsizing, can the gutter appear at their feet?
A few years have passed since this incident, that is, after Tang Gun and Sledgehammer were both admitted to Shuiming University of the Arts, everyone began to live at home.
At first, it was Mitaka Ren who took the university exam, and because he was afraid of the group of women who pestered him to make trouble, he was admitted to Suimei University of the Arts.
Brother Cheng, a straight man, has already bent and pestered Mitaka Ren like kraft candy, so Tang Gun directly pretended to be Neiying to provide information to Brother Cheng, so that Brother Cheng was also secretly admitted to Shuiming University of Arts.
It can be said that a lot of indescribable things can happen to two scumbags!
A year after Mitaka Ren was admitted to Suimei University of the Arts, Misaki learned about the goal of the sledgehammer, so he also copied the Suimei University of the Arts, where to wait for the sledgehammer.
Tang Gun also secretly told Gui Xin about this matter and asked her to go to Shuiming Art University as well.
Finally, it was Tang Gun's turn to perform with a sledgehammer, and this time the two of them also successfully passed the Shuiming University of Arts, and even the special wave fluttering little pot friend next door to Brother Cheng secretly copied Shuiming University of Arts.
According to Tang Gun's speculation, this is probably what Telangpu wants to follow the plot, so let it be.
However, for Tang Gun, who likes to make trouble, this is also a very powerful opportunity! If Brother Cheng is allowed to attack Mitaka Ren at the same time, then the ending will be self-evident!
Thinking of the three big men hugging each other to show their affection, Tang Gun had a pimple all over his body, how spicy is this?
Tang Gun and Sledgehammer waited for a holiday, and when it was finally time for school to start, the two happily teamed up to go to Shuiming University of the Arts.
On the way, the two bumped into the special wave of the little pot friend, so Tang Gun was very enthusiastic to pull the special wave of children's shoes and walk together.
Telangpu only knew the owner of the sledgehammer system, but he didn't know that Tang Gun was too, so he didn't have much defense against Tang Gun, but he was always hostile to Sledgehammer.
Tang Gun and Telangpu chatted and chatted, and it was unbelievable that they had become old irons who talked about everything.
Sledgehammer was also surprised in his heart, Tang Gun's assist is powerful, and he plans to stage Infernal Affairs?
In fact, Te Langpu was also inexplicably excited in his heart, he got some useful information from Tang Gun, knowing that the relationship between Tang Gun and Sledgehammer was just a housemate who liked his sister, and he couldn't help but have a plan in his heart.
After checking the three-dimensional of the special wave flutter, Tang Gun was startled, and his heart was also beating.
"Special Wave Flutter: 51 Force, 81 Intelligence, 20 Charm!"
Seeing the progress of Telangpu, Tang Gun was even more determined to tie him up with Brother Cheng, and Tang Gun needed to make friends with Telangpo happily on the one hand, and at the same time use Brother Cheng to contain him, and Sledgehammer also needed to stage a big drama of housemates turning their faces, and he also needed to coexist peacefully with Mitaka Ren, and the weight of the task was unbearable.
When he came to Shuiming University of the Arts, Tang Gun suddenly found that the ordinary student dormitory seemed to be full, and he couldn't help but be surprised, he obviously saw that there was still a surplus in the dormitory?
Although his purpose was just to take a look, it was Sakura Village that he really wanted to live in, but he never imagined that he and others would offend his classmates.
It's not just the Tang gun jam machine, but even the sledgehammer and the special wave flutter are also mushy.
In the end, it was the special wave that reacted and left the area with Tang Gun.
Sledgehammer didn't receive a special wave of applause, but he didn't see him angry, but the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked.
Interesting!
After systematic inquiry, Tang Gun finally knew what was going on.
This matter can be traced back to the past few years, Telangpo secretly broke up a lot of couples, originally planned to be strong, but was always destroyed by a sledgehammer at a critical juncture, so those women are very fanatical about the hero Sledgehammer who saves the beauty of the hero, and they are scrambling to give him a child.
Sledgehammer is naturally very supportive of these good things sent to the door, so he announced that they would be together, but they were rejected by those girls, saying that their bodies were no longer clean, and they were already grateful to God for the grace of Sledgehammer, and they couldn't promise Sledgehammer.
Therefore, the bad things were all done by the special waves, and all the good things were collected by the sledgehammer, so that both of them became the public enemies of the school.
Among those boys, many people were turned green by Ip Man, and those girls also broke up with them unconditionally, which caused many boys to cry earth-shatteringly, hating sledgehammers and special waves in their hearts.
The lack of shelter in the dormitory in their hearts is probably the result of their resistance to the special wave and sledgehammer.
What if there is nowhere to go?
Tang Gun was not in a hurry, he just showed a little anxious appearance and was just someone, after all, this guy was an old driver who had been messing with the sledgehammer for a long time.
Sakuraso!
When Telang pulled Tang Gun to stop somewhere, Tang Gun also knew the destination this time.
Where to stay before!
When they arrived here, Tang Gun naturally rushed in with Telang to ask the teacher, wanting to stay here.
...
Without using his toes, Sledgehammer knew that he must have gone to Sakura Village, but fortunately, he had already submitted his application and kept two houses for Tang Gun and himself, so he didn't have to worry about not being able to live in a dormitory.
This time, I plan to visit the campus and do things in the future.
As soon as he crossed the hallway, Sledgehammer came to the balcony.
The balcony was open and could be opened with a little force, but Sledgehammer found that there seemed to be someone on the balcony.
Hey!!
Sledgehammer felt that the taste seemed to be very pleasant, and it seemed to have crossed paths with himself.
IT WAS A GIRL WITH SHORT HAIR AND A HEADSET MARKED "HAUHAU" LOGOD, AND HER TALL FIGURE ACCOMPANIED BY SLENDER HANDS AND FEET, GIVING PEOPLE A SHREWD AND SUNNY FEELING. Looking at it from the side, it's heart-wrenching!
Saori Himenomiya!
Sledgehammer was taken aback for a moment, and then the corners of his mouth revealed a wicked deep meaning.
"Saori Himemiya: 21 Martial Arts 71 Intelligence 78 Charisma;Occupation: Student;Props:None;Binding:None;Abilities:
[Beautiful]: When facing a single man, add 12 in three dimensions, and add 15 in three dimensions when facing two or more men to obtain a powerful aura;
[Tone]: When playing the piano, Charisma is increased by 15, Intelligence is minus 15 for everyone except allies, and Force is minus 16, and when playing the violin, Charm is increased by 12 for self-force, and Intelligence is minus 15 for everyone except allies, and Force is minus 17.
[Love]: Play with the man you love, force plus 15 intelligence plus 14;
[Broken Heart]: Awaken when he was abandoned, the male intelligence that abandoned him was reduced by 30, and he felt the pain of tearing his heart every day!
Originally, she was supposed to be peeked at by Soichiro Tatebayashi in her underwear when she was a freshman, and the two were together inexplicably, but now, because of the chaos of Tang Gun and Sledgehammer, history has changed, and it was Sledgehammer who saw her underwear and underwear that day!
Soichiro Idatebayashi didn't have the charm to break a hundred, and he was not an opponent of a sledgehammer at all, and he was defeated!
Saori Himimiya fell in love with Sledgehammer at first sight, and the two of them drank too much that day, so they can be forgiven for something that happened to the hotel.
That night, the bed of the fierce battle between Sledgehammer and Saori Himenomiya collapsed, and the two were seen by Soichiro Tatebayashi when they secretly returned to campus.
The moment Soichiro Tatebayashi saw Saori Himemiya, he also fell in love at first sight, but Saori Himenomiya had been fought by the sledgehammer cauldron to ascend to Elysium, how could he fall in love with Soichiro Tatebayashi at first sight?
So, jealousy and anger battled Soichiro Tatebayashi, and the sledgehammer was looked at by the murderer for no reason!
In the end, Sledgehammer couldn't bear it anymore, and rolled up his sleeves to teach Soichiro Tatebayashi a lesson!
The sledgehammer hugged the Himenomiya Saori and came to a deep French earth-shattering kiss skill, and the single dog hall Lin Soichiro was injured by a slow malicious crit, and he instantly lost blood.
That was the time, even when Soichiro Tatebayashi avoided the sledgehammer and Saori Himenomiya together, he always wanted to give him a little color when he took the sledgehammer to drop out.
"Soichiro Tatebayashi:31 Force78 Intelligence79 Charisma;Occupation:Student;Prop:None;Binding:None;Ability:
[Dedication]: When Saori Himinomiya is present, her own force plus 11 intelligence minus 8 charm plus 2;
[Fantasy]: When entering the fantasy, force plus 16 intelligence minus 10 charm plus 4;
[Ambush]: Ambush and surprise attack, the enemy's strength is reduced by 20, and the enemy's strength is increased by 18;
[Wooden Swordsmanship]: Learn wooden swords for Saori Himimiya, increase your strength by 10 when facing the enemy, and add an additional 7 when holding a wooden sword;
Speaking of using a sword, I'm afraid that Soichiro Tatebayashi will die faster, and Sledgehammer is the strongest novice sword, and there are few who can beat him.
It's rare that Soichiro Tatebayashi didn't track Saori Himinomiya this time, but Sledgehammer found that the little "Haohao (HAUHAU abbreviation, referring to Saori Himemiya)" seemed to be unable to bear the loneliness and had begun to!
Eating the marrow, last time the sledgehammer subdued the Himenomiya Saori goblin, which caused her to be very eager for the matter of Tang Gun, not to mention that it has been a long time now, and she will be able to do it herself.
Sledgehammer cautiously pushed the door open and walked over, holding a black hood and quickly covering Saori Himenomiya's head.
Holding the struggling Himenomiya Saori tightly, the sledgehammer pressed the voice and let out an eerie laugh, and the timbre became a little old.
"The little beauty is really hungry for me, why don't I relieve your loneliness!"
The sledgehammer went up and down, and soon undressed Saori Himimiya and entered the battle mode.
Saori Himimiya was so frightened that her face turned white, but the emptiness she had been longing for was given by someone who resembled an old man, and she couldn't help but cry in pain.
The sledgehammer laid down the formation, and the battle lasted directly for several hours before it ended.
Saori Himenomiya, who took off the hood, lay weakly in Tang Gun's arms panting, her cheeks were red and scary, and her face was full of tears.
Sledgehammer was startled, and the result of this prank was that Saori Himenomiya hated to give him two mouths, put on his clothes and ran out of the balcony.
With a little regret, Sledgehammer doesn't know if he was really wrong to do this?
After a while, the balcony door was kicked open, and a person walked in!
"Soichiro Tatebayashi!"
Sledgehammer slowly put on his clothes, making Tatebayashi Soichiro angry.
"White Sledgehammer !!"
Soichiro Tatebayashi gritted his teeth and glared at the sledgehammer fiercely.
"You've done something important to her...I'm going to kill you!"
...
On the other side, Karagun, who entered Sakuraso, found that it seemed to be very different.
Seeing the blackboard, the corners of Tang Gun's mouth couldn't help but pull.
"Ryunosuke Akasaka, Katsura Shin, Misaki Uii Kusa, Hitoshi Mitaka, Makoto Ito..."
This style of painting is wrong!!1
Fortunately, Makoto Ito was bent, this is interested in Mitaka Ren, and Mitaka Ren has also lost the capital of a man, and he is destined to suffer, so Tang Gun is not worried about them. What he was worried about was that the special wave flutter around him was staring and drooling.
Tang Gun also knew that this guy's hobby was to pocket beautiful women, and then carry out all kinds of ...
"Sledgehammer has a strong enemy!"
Sota will be coming in soon!
The most surprising thing for Tang Gun was that Brother Cheng's sister was also admitted!
With a double ponytail and a kawaii next door who is holding a big yellow bear, Lori!!
"Ito: 14 Martial Arts, 69 Intelligence, 82 Charisma;Occupation: Student;Props:None;Binding:None;Abilities:
[Selling Meng]: When selling cute, your own charm is increased by 20, male intelligence is minus 30, force is minus 30, female intelligence is minus 28, force is minus 35;
[Beauty]: When maintaining dignified, charm increases 17;
[Pushdown]: When the plan is implemented for the person you like, your own charm is increased by 21, and the intelligence of the person you like is reduced by 40, and it is easy to hallucinate and forcibly push down Itozhi;
[Crying]: When you are wronged, your own charm is increased by 15, male three-dimensional minus 18, female intelligence minus 20, force plus 20. ”
With a tense heart, Tang Gun asked with a strong smell of gunpowder.
There have been sparks in the eyes of Itoji, Misaki, and Guixin, and the sledgehammer should ask for more blessings now!
"Soichiro Tatebayashi attempted to beat the sledgehammer and was hostile to Cui, the sledgehammer [heads-up] [override] ability was activated, and the increase in the three-dimensional weakening of sledgehammer and Soichiro Tatebayashi was as follows:
White Sledgehammer: 123 Force, 115 Intelligence, 115 Charm!
Soichiro Tatebayashi: 16 Force, 68 Intelligence, 69 Charm!"
Suppress the victory, sledgehammer to win!
However, at this time, Tatebayashi Soichiro picked up a broom, and suddenly felt tall.
"Soichiro Tatebayashi fell into [Fantasy], [Fantasy], [Wood Swordsmanship] was launched, and Sledgehammer and Soichiro Tatebayashi were changed in three dimensions: 49 Force, 58 Intelligence, 73 Charm!"
Since the broom is used as a wooden sword by him, there is no way to use the sledgehammer, but he is an existence many times higher than him in three dimensions, is it just like this?
Ignoring his physical condition, Soichiro Tatebayashi rushed forward with a broom instead.
"Eat me with a sword!"
"There is no end to it???"
Sledgehammer raised his arm and gently flicked Tatebayashi Soichiro's attack.
"Alas!"
Sledgehammer sighed, and suddenly pulled Tatebayashi Soichiro in front of him, kicked him down, and sat on his back with his ass.
"Da Lang, as the saying goes, 'If you want to have fun in life, you have to wear a little green on your head', but it's a pity that you don't have Brother Wu Song to stand out for you!"