Chapter 17: Beauty Smash Bros
Dandan is not only a gossip dog, a heart-piercing dog, but also a naughty dog. Uncle Zhang, a neighbor, bought a wren the day before yesterday, and he just started to learn to speak, and he found it interesting. I went to the door to see that it was Yang Weixiao's dog, but the uncle didn't rush it.
While the uncle was away, Dandan taught Brother Wren to speak. After a while, he was taught a few words, and then Dan Dan slipped back.
The uncle came back to continue teaching
Uncle: "Hello. ”
Brother Wren: "Fight the Street"
Uncle: "Welcome"
Wren: "Salty Wet Guy"
Uncle: "Thank you"
Wren: "Thunder Mold"
This is dirty, the uncle's hands trembled, and his whole body trembled. It almost passed.
When Dan Dan came back, he took a bra in his mouth, ran to Brother Ruan's house, and went home after throwing himself on the bed.
Brother Ruan was a street writer who stayed up all night, pulling his hair to conceive the plot, and he didn't see it at all. His unlucky wife came back, and she quarreled two days ago and went back to her mother's house on the next street.
Today, I was angry, and when I got home and put down my bag, I saw a bra.
The ending is that Brother Ruan kneels on the keyboard and writes a letter of repentance on a small stool. Today is destined to be interrupted.
The 180-year-tall and 180-year-old Northeast man knelt there trembling, God gave him a strong physique, but he didn't give him a strong heart!
Yang Weixiao naturally didn't know it at home.
"Ding Dong Ding Dong" The doorbell rang, Dan Dan rushed to open the door, Yang Weixiao hurriedly followed. The main reason is that he is afraid that the balls will scare Li Weixiao.
Li Weixiao is very afraid of dogs, which is an incredible thing. This kind of sturdy female man is actually afraid of dogs. A single jingba can make her shiver.
"Ahhh Immediately fainted.
She was standing at the door, and when she was too close and unprepared, anyone who was not afraid of dogs would be startled. Dan Dan held himself up when he fell to the ground.
Yang Weixiao hugged him into the house, and his hands trembled a little when he hugged him. I was nervous to hug a girl for the first time!
But the contact area is too big to hold like this. Yang Wei smiled like he was holding a fire, and his body was wet.
"What a rookie!" Dan Dan followed slowly.
Li Weixiao, who woke up after pinching people, said: "Thirsty." ”
glanced at Dandan, and Dandanzi walked out consciously.
Yang Weixiao put a few pieces of dust tea when pouring boiling water, Tao Zhiqiu said that it was okay to calm down, and Li Wei should be the right symptom when she was frightened. But I made a lot of mistakes in my busyness.
The water is too hot, Yang Weixiao used the water system exercises he just learned last night to cool down, and he couldn't freeze, so it was okay to cool down.
Excessive tension leads to a dry mouth, and the water is mild and the drink is dry in one sip.
"Hiss, oh, hmm, ahhhhh......h
Yang Wei smiled and put his palm on Li Wei's back to help her breathe.
"How did you learn how to massage your massage techniques very professionally just now, and you can massage your whole body?" After a while, Li Weixiao returned to normal, and there was still a look of shyness on her face. No matter how female men encounter this situation, they can't be treated indifferently.
Her feeling was that Yang Weixiao was helping her massage her whole body, and Yang Weixiao was channeling qi all over her body. That's how she feels.
Dandan heard the voice and walked back, and he heard this sentence, hiss, old driver, I was deceived just now.
When I went out, I massaged my whole body! When to talk to him.
Yang Weixiao didn't know how to explain, could it be that I would guide your qi to you? He didn't know if he could talk to someone about cultivating this kind of thing.
Seeing that Yang Wei was silent with a smile, he should have acquiesced. comforted heroically: "It's okay, we grew up with bare butts, what parts of your body have I never seen?"
There were only two people in the room, and the female man didn't hide her words. How do you know that Erha can understand.
The more he described, the darker Yang Wei smiled, speechless.
"Oh yes, oh, and a windfall!" Gossip Dog Le went crazy and jumped up and down.
"Who's talking?" Li Weixiao became nervous, and she was massaging her whole body again, and she was looking at the parts again. The most terrible thing is that when I was massaging just now, anyone who heard my voice had to think crookedly, and if it was like this, the woman couldn't bear it.
"It could be that the house next door was watching TV. Yang Wei smiled and glared at Dandan.
"Ah, it's sticky and smelly, I'm going to take a shower. "Li Weixiao is as familiar here as at home.
"You go and get my mother's clothes yourself. Yang Wei shouted at her with a smile.
"Ding Dong Ding Dong!" the doorbell rang again.
Yang Wei smiled and went to open the door, if Dandan's go, he would be scared.
Seeing that it was Tao Zhiqiu, he was a little surprised, so he quickly let him in. Invite her to sit at a stone table in the small courtyard.
Go to the house to get the tea set yourself, Y city people have good tea, grandpa is from F province, and it is also good tea. Therefore, when the guests come, they will make tea first.
Dan Dan also came out: "Sister Tao, why are you here." ”
"Dandan, you didn't run out this time, did you know?" That's just a joke.
"The real person doesn't know, but Feifei knows. "Dandan is always a home, and he was grounded by Yin Zhenren. This time, it was Yin Xiaofei who saw that he was pitiful and secretly let him out.
Yang Weixiao came out with a tea set, and when she saw them chatting, she should be familiar with each other.
He didn't have any good tea at home, and he got the dust-washing tea sent by Tao Zhiqiu.
Tao Zhiqiu stopped him, and she brought new tea herself: "This is a heart-cleansing tea, which can only be drunk by monks, and it means to cleanse one's heart and forget oneself." ”
Tao Zhiqiu personally made tea.
Tea
It's not a strong fragrance
It's just a hint of it
It lingers in my heart
Tea is not drunk
The man is drunk
Tea entrance,
The hustle and bustle of this earthly world,
It's far away.
It's like a clear mountain stream
Cleanse the mind
It's like floating on the clouds
Out of the dust and forget yourself
Woke up with nostalgia, Yang Wei smiled silently, still reminiscing. That feeling seems to have really become an immortal, and I can roam between heaven and earth without any worries.
Tao Zhiqiu looked at a monster like a monster, and it was unheard of that the heart-cleansing tea could drink this state of mind.
Is he the only one who can taste the good things in this world? Others are just wasteful? Strange!
Dan Dan was speechless when he looked at it, he didn't know how much he drank this heart-cleansing tea, why didn't he drink this feeling.
Could it be that this guy is pretending to be B, it's very likely that he didn't pretend to be a good B just now?
Said that he didn't have a girlfriend
Say she's not a girlfriend
is still trembling when he hugs a woman like Xiaobai
Also sweating all over
As a result, as soon as I came out. Just engage in horses and chickens. There was also a mellow and frustrated cry, and everyone said that they had seen all the parts.
Dandan is full of resentment, and he, a veteran of the love field, was beaten in the eye.
Today's young people are not kind! Even though they are old drivers, they still pretend to be white and low-key.
Pretending to be low-key, you continued to pretend, but you turned around and slapped your face.
One of them was still taking a shower, and he had it installed in front of him. The people in the city really know how to play!
Yang Weixiao doesn't know if Dandan is still a brain toning dog, if you give him an action, he can help you complete the plot.
I don't know if it's a drama dog, if you give him a line, he will give you the role of the round!