Chapter 421: As long as nine nine ninety-eight
Ouyang Yao seems to be in a hurry, and her nerves are very strong, but she is a girl after all, and by the time Qin Shaojie sent Jian Ting home, she had already entered the bedroom.
Qin Shaojie gently pushed open Ouyang Yao's door, it was unusually quiet inside, but Qin Shaojie could still hear Ouyang Yao's suppressed cry hiding in the quilt.
After closing the door, Qin Shaojie took off his shoes and sat next to Ouyang Yao, gently lifted the quilt, and saw Ouyang Yao like an injured and scared kitten, holding his knees with both hands, tightly in the cup, and his body was still trembling slightly.
"Yaoyao, don't cry. Qin Shaojie called softly.
Ouyang Yao ignored him, and only the faint sound of sobbing answered him.
"Crying and spanking again. ”
“......”
"Didn't you say you were going to squeeze me into an earthworm and do it, I'm sending it to the door myself now, and you still don't do it?"
“......”
Qin Shaojie chattered, but Ouyang Yao didn't seem to hear it.
"Hey, chick, give Uncle a smile. Qin Shaojie continued. "Give Uncle a smile, Uncle I'll teach you to practice. ”
Suddenly, Ouyang Yao stopped crying, slowly raised her head, and looked at Qin Shaojie with tears on her face. That look really made Qin Shaojie feel distressed.
"You, are you serious, teach me to practice?"
"Yes, teach you to practice and make you a well-known heroine in the cultivation world. Qin Shaojie saw that it had an effect, and hurriedly said.
"Think about it, which woman doesn't love beauty, but time is the biggest enemy of women...... No, a woman is thirty tofu scum, which means that as soon as a woman is over thirty years old, her body functions begin to fail, and then she grows old little by little, and finally becomes an old lady with a face full of bun folds, and she can only watch her youth pass quietly. However, please be careful. If you become a practitioner, you will no longer have such suffering. ”
"Do you want to be young and beautiful forever? Do you want not to be bothered by the years? Do you want to live to be 1,800 years old? Do you want to be a heroine of the new era?"
Qin Shaojie took out a qi boosting pill, pinched it in his hand and said. "It's not a dream anymore, yes, it's really not a dream anymore. ”
"Look, this is the special elixir ----- Qi Boosting Pill specially developed by the company for beautiful women. ”
"Eating it is like opening a cheat to make you young forever overnight. ”
"Eating it is like using a peerless martial arts cheat, making you a cultivator overnight. ”
"Yes, that's it, Qi Boosting Pill, yes, don't want one thousand nine hundred and eighty-eight, just nine hundred and ninety-eight, do you hear it, as long as nine hundred and ninety-eight, only nine hundred and ninety-eight yuan, do you have it, what are you still hesitating about? ”
Qin Shaojie said a lot of this without breathing, as if he was selling fake drugs on TV.
When it comes to selling fake medicines, I have to sigh that this thing is too cheating.
Naturally, it was the television station, which responded to the state's call to crack down on counterfeit medicines while advertising and selling counterfeit medicines. Saorui, it's far away.
"Poof. Ouyang Yao was amused by Qin Shaojie, looking at Qin Shaojie's serious expression, Ouyang Yao couldn't help it even if she wanted to. Especially that ninety-ninety-eight, the one who shouted is a heartbreak, which is professional enough.
Seeing Ouyang Yao smile, Qin Shaojie breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly said. "How about it, Woman, are you interested? Recently opened a big deal, the first beauty to order buy one get one free. Buy a pill and get a peerless handsome guy. ”
"Oh, how handsome is that?" asked Ouyang Yao.
"Handsome and handsome. Qin Shaojie said seriously.
"Which handsome guy is that?"
"Look, far away in the sky, close in front of me, it is me. Qin Shaojie pointed to himself.
"Oh well. Ouyang Yao paused and said. "I don't buy the pills, I want the handsome guy, look at the tricks. ”
With that, Ouyang Yao quickly got up from the bed, and then pushed Qin Shaojie on the bed and pounced.
For a moment, it was panties and bras flying together, gasping and moaning. In the dark room, the bodies of the two white flowers were intertwined, and an incomparably tragic battle began, killing the heavens and the earth without light, and the sun and the moon changed color.
"Ah" With Ouyang Yao's voice of satisfaction, Qin Shaojie could be said to have tried his best, but in the end he was still defeated, foaming at the mouth and declaring defeat.
"One more time. Ouyang Yao was like an eight-catching fish, crawling on Qin Shaojie's body with sweat and said coquettishly.
"People want to give you a baby, too. ”
"This ......" Qin Shaojie said with a sweat on his head. "Yaoyao, it's been three times, besides, there are enough seeds, rest assured, plant so many seeds now, and by next autumn, there will be a harvest." ”
"Oh, you rascal, you're on top of me again. Ouyang Yao looked at Qin Shaojie with spring eyes and said charmingly. "Look at it, it's hot, it's hot, let's do it again. ”
"No, not coming. Qin Shaojie hurriedly said, he didn't want to be really squeezed into an earthworm.
Bah, baba, children's words, children's words, how can it be earthworms.
"It's not because of you that you tempted me. Qin Shaojie said aggrievedly. "Quick, come down, get down to business. ”
"That's the right thing. Ouyang Yao glanced at Qin Shaojie with great grace, and then, his body slowly slid down, and then, Qin Shaojie felt that his little earthworm was wrapped in a warmth.
Damn,, it's so exciting.
So, Qin Shaojie was very undisciplined and was conquered again, and then ...... (998 words omitted here) "No, not coming." Qin Shaojie said with difficulty, then found his clothes, took out the qi pill, and said. "Yaoyao, eat it. ”
"Huh, do you really eat it?" Ouyang Yao asked with some surprise as he hugged Qin Shaojie's neck.
"Of course, otherwise you think I'm lying to you?"
"I thought you were amusing me. ”
"......" Qin Shaojie was very depressed, did he look like a liar so much? Or did this woman really have a big mind and no brains, and she couldn't even tell whether what she said was true or false?
With five fingers into claws, Qin Shaojie pinched the softness of Ouyang Yao's chest fiercely, and finally came to the conclusion that ----- was really big enough.
"Nasty. Ouyang Yaojiao said angrily. "What you said is true?"
"Of course. Qin Shaojie said seriously. "Our company never advertises falsely. ”
"You don't dare. Ouyang Yao said. "Be careful, I copied your company. ”
After speaking, Ouyang Yao took the Qi Lifting Pill in Qin Shaojie's hand and swallowed it in one gulp without even thinking about it. In an instant, I felt a warm current rise between my lower abdomen, and then this warm current spread out in all directions, and then began to spread to all parts of my body.