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Ye Xiaochuan squeaked and said, "Also...... I didn't do anything, I thought the pool was a toilet, so I pulled shit into it, sprinkled urine, and didn't wipe my buttocks, Senior Sister Ning, Senior Sister Yang, and a few of their female disciples came over with baskets, so I had to hide, and then widened

I really didn't expect to peek at them, and I really thought it was a toilet...... I hid in the dark because I couldn't help laughing, and I was discovered by Senior Sister Ning, and then I was beaten by your master, and I was strictly ordered to never set foot in Yuanshui Xiaozhu. ”

Yun Qiyou bent over and vomited again, Ye Xiaochuan patted her on the back and said, "Senior Sister Yun, don't be like this, you have already tricked me once just now, is it interesting?"

Yun Qiyou was furious and said, "In the first few years when I first entered the door, I often went to bathe in that bath alone, and you actually and pee there, I will kill you!"

Ye Xiaochuan saw that the situation was not good, so he ran away, but he was still caught up by Yun Qiyou, and Ye Xiaochuan's screams came from the quiet Nine Xuan Immortal Realm.

The nose and eyes were swollen and he returned to the cave, Yun Qiyou healed him, Ye Xiaochuan snorted and chirped: "You asked me to say it, I said that you still beat me, is there any heavenly reason for this, is there a royal law? I won't tell you anything in the future." ”

Yun Qiyou said angrily: "Are you wronged? You are really lacking in virtue, that bath master also often goes to bath, why didn't the master beat him to death back then, leaving you as a little scourge and harming others all day long." ”

Ye Xiaochuan quibbled: "I admit that incident is very immoral, but I have done such a immoral thing in my life, there is no need to hold on to it, right? It's been more than 20 years, and I was young and ignorant at the time, so let's not mention it again, okay?"

Yun Qiyou said: "Just did this one?, why don't you blush when you say this, ten years ago in Broken Sky Cliff Boulder City, you peed on a big red flower all day long, and then that big red flower was picked by Senior Sister Du Chun to wash the petal bath, and you forgot that beating?"

Ye Xiaochuan coughed and said, "That beating is actually very wrong, just because I kissed you in the pavilion in the middle of the lake the night before, and you will tell Senior Sister Ning and Senior Sister Yang the next morning, otherwise Senior Sister Du will not know!"

Yun Qiyu said: "Blame me?"

Ye Xiaochuan immediately shook his head like a rattle, and said: "No, no, no, of course I don't blame you, I'm to blame, forget it, don't talk about it, count me unlucky tonight, go to sleep." ”

The bruises on his face were also coated with elixir, and Ye Xiaochuan took Yun Qiyou's hand and prepared to sleep, but was kicked out directly by Yun Qiyou.

This kid has been thinking about how to sleep with himself all day long, and he has made it clear to him that before he gets married, he will never do anything like Sun Yao and Miheko with him, why doesn't this kid have a long memory?

I couldn't stay in the cave, and I didn't have the heart to go outside to continue cultivating, and I was going to find Liujie, and I heard thunder inside when I was ten zhang away from the small cave where Liujie lived, and Ye Xiaochuan turned around and walked to another cave.

Baili Kite and Yang Yishuang live in a cave, and after a few months, the two sisters have a good relationship, and Wangcai seems to like Baili Kite very much, and follows her every night.

As soon as he came in, Ye Xiaochuan said, "Baili, Shuang'er, I'll live with you tonight." ”

There was a crackling sound, Ye Xiaochuan rubbed his back and walked out, humming and chirping, and said, "Why can Wangcai live with you, but I can't? This is discrimination! I want to sue!"

Poof.

Baili Kite kicked out with a big foot and directly kicked Wangcai, who was still gloating just now and watching his master being beaten, out of the cave.

It is estimated that the food is too good, the life is too comfortable, and Wangcai has become fat again during this time, and it is almost back to the fat appearance of ten years ago.

The round red body rolled to Ye Xiaochuan's feet and squeaked at Ye Xiaochuan.

Originally, it was enjoying the gentle township, but because the owner wanted to join forcibly, and now he is homeless.

Ye Xiaochuan bent down and grabbed the chubby Wangcai, slapped it a few times on its phoenix crown, and then quieted down after eating the soft and afraid of the hard Wangcai, and didn't dare to blame his master anymore.

This person ran into Qin Fanzhen and Zuo Qiu's cave again, these two women were not familiar with Ye Xiaochuan, so they didn't hit him, but just blasted him out.

I had no choice but to go out and continue to practice against the starlight and moonlight.

Around the corner, a beautiful head with white hair stretched out from a cave, and he lay at the entrance of the cave without tears and looked at the pair of depressed brothers and sisters.

He said, "Boy, you have no place to live and you want to live on the streets? I can take you in for one night." ”

Ye Xiaochuan looked left and right, there was indeed nowhere to go, and he walked into the cave without tears with Wangcai on his shoulder.

I thought that tonight I could be a little unsightly with the unrestrained Hehuan demon girl without tears, as soon as I entered the cave, I saw that Miss Feng Yi was also there, Ye Xiaochuan turned his head and left, Feng Yi had the Ice Soul Sword on her body, and it was better for him to stay away from her for three hundred miles.

As soon as he was about to leave, his ears were grabbed by Wan Yan Wuxi, and he was dragged back to the stone cave, and the stone door was immediately closed. Wan Yan said without tears and angrily: "What do you mean? You are going to the cave of other fairies with a dead face, and you will be beaten out by those fairies." Feng Yi and I invited you in for a night, and you turned around and left? Is this looking down on the two of us? Where are the two of us better than those stinking yellow hairs

Girl's bad?"

Women, they like to distinguish between high and low, beautiful and ugly, sometimes their self-esteem is stronger than that of men in some places, especially in the opposite sex, which is extremely valued by every woman. Ye Xiaochuan obviously looked down on himself and Feng Yi, whether it was his appearance or figure, how could the two of them be worse than those fairies? Why didn't Ye Xiaochuan treat the two of them? Could it be because his hair was white and looked terrifying? Or because Miss Feng Yi was born in a Qinglou

Just make people dislike her for being dirty?

This is a lesson.

Ye Xiaochuan was beaten three times tonight for no reason, and he was really speechless.

After being abused by Wan Yan without tears, Ye Xiaochuan patted the dust on his body, tidied up his messy clothes, and said, "After the fight, then I'll go." ”

Feng Yi said: "Don't go, I have something to do with you, about the Styx." ”

Ye Xiaochuan was furious and said, "If you don't say something serious, why do you want to beat me!"

Wan Yan shrugged his shoulders without tears and said, "I like it, I'm willing, do you have any opinions? Ye Xiaochuan dared to be angry with these two women, they were all demons, and he couldn't beat them, so he had to swear in his heart that when his cultivation surpassed them, he would beat these two women, and let these two people lie in front of him and sing conquest.