So he paused his cultivation and closed his eyes to see what this person was going to do.

Huang Menglong lightly opened the book "Against the Water Heart Method" belonging to Dong Xiaoping, and barely made a sound. I saw him turn to a certain page and gently tear off three or four pages. Then he stood up and tried to find a place to hide.

Dong Xiaoping thought to himself: "Hehe, look where you are hiding, tomorrow I will come directly to catch the thief and catch the dirty." ”

Huang Menglong looked left and right, and it seemed that he really couldn't find a place to hide. This hall is too simple, all the places are basically clear at a glance, if thrown out of the window, it will float on the water, the toilet is also used, and the fairy night light used for lighting is not an open flame.

He was ruthless, and simply ate these pages into his stomach, thinking: "Hehe, Lao Tzu eats into his stomach, don't want to find me without evidence." ”

Dong Xiaoping said secretly: "Admire! Admire!"

The paper in this world is not comparable to the earth, due to the backwardness of production technology, the paper is very thick, and rough and hard, in Dong Xiaoping's view, it is straw paste. Because of this, the lifespan of a book is very short, and it will appear that it takes expensive money to exchange for a book.

Dong Xiaoping couldn't imagine what this kind of paper tasted like.

The next day, Dong Xiaoping pretended to say, "Ah, why are I missing several pages of this book? Oops, I need these pages for tomorrow's cultivation...... I think there were these pages before!"

"Oh, I'm afraid that when Zhao Shangren copied it by hand, he accidentally omitted it!"

Dong Xiaoping looked suspicious.

In the evening, Zhao Yuan came to test again, Dong Xiaoping measured about two and a half inches, and Huang Menglong measured two inches.

"Zhao Shangren, why does my "Against the Water Heart Method" seem to be missing a few pages, you see that the text is not right, did you copy it?"

Zhao Yuan frowned and said, "Impossible, I'm usually very careful...... In that case, I have the original here, and you can copy down the missing pages now, and I will wait for you to finish copying before leaving. ”

"Well, that's the only way. ”

Huang Menglong saw Dong Xiaoping copying there with a brush, his mood was very beautiful, and he said in his heart: "You copy slowly, I will cultivate first." ”

It didn't take long to copy a few pages, but Dong Xiaoping took a little more time, copying four or five copies before stopping, and then continued to cultivate.

That night, after Dong Xiaoping "fell asleep", Huang Menglong began to act again.

He sneaked over and thought to himself, "Lao Tzu stole your papermaking again, let's see how you cultivate tomorrow! If you don't succeed in cultivation, your cultivation will regress! Hehe, tomorrow is the last day......

But when he picked up Dong Xiaoping's copy paper, he found that there were actually four copies, and he was stunned all of a sudden, and couldn't help but scold: "This bastard actually copied so much!"

You have to fill a mouthful of this kind of paper, and there are more than a dozen of them here!

But as soon as he thought that Dong Xiaoping was already ahead now, if he didn't take action, this good errand would have to fly, not to mention that this person was so insidious and cunning, how could he let him win!

So my heart was ruthless, and I swallowed the paper one by one, and swallowed it for half an hour, and after swallowing it, it was completely supported by my fingers, and finally I hiccuped unconsciously.

He was startled by his own hiccup, and hurriedly looked at Dong Xiaoping, for fear of waking him up.

Where did he think that if Dong Xiaoping hadn't used time to pause at this time, he might have been unable to help laughing.

The next day, early in the morning, was the last day of the 10-day race.

Dong Xiaoping "discovered" that his papermaking was missing, and shouted: "Eh, where is my papermaking? Brother Huang, did you take it?"

Huang Menglong pretended to say: "Brother Dong, don't talk nonsense, maybe it was windy last night, and the paper was blown away before it was settled, why don't you hurry up and look for it!"

Dong Xiaoping heard the words and said: "Oh, don't look for it, fortunately I still have one in my arms." ”

After speaking, he took out a few pieces of paper from his arms, and cultivated while reading, very calmly and calmly.

Seeing this, Huang Menglong was almost about to collapse, and thought to himself: "This person is definitely an old treacherous and cunning person, I can't help it, but he can't bear it, and deliberately teases himself!"

Thinking of this, Huang Menglong was furious, rushed over and raised his fist and wanted to beat Dong Xiaoping, but when he saw Dong Xiaoping's casual look, he suddenly calmed down and thought: "This kid is deliberately luring me to beat him, this game is not over yet, Lao Tzu didn't sleep all night last night and was practicing, who will die today, maybe it's anyone!"

He suppressed the anger in his heart and retreated, but he still stared at Dong Xiaoping deadly.

Dong Xiaoping didn't care about him, he devoted himself to cultivation, although Huang Menglong stayed up late to practice last night and didn't sleep, but he also practiced all night, and the growth of cultivation should be about the same, as long as there is no accident today, the victory will definitely belong to him.

After lunch, the accident still appeared, but for Dong Xiaoping, it was a surprise.

After eating, Huang Menglong felt that his stomach was very swollen, and he especially wanted to go to the toilet, so he wanted to endure it and endure it until the end of the game in the evening, but it may be because he was in a hurry to cultivate in the past few days and didn't go to the toilet, and he couldn't help it because he had too much stock, so he couldn't go to the toilet.

But after squatting on the toilet, he found a serious problem and couldn't pull it out!

Maybe because he ate too much paper, the paper was not digested and stuck in the intestines, no matter how hard he tried, his abdominal muscles were sore, and it still didn't work.

After tossing and turning in the toilet for almost an hour, he was so tired that he was sweating profusely, his clothes were all wet, and he still couldn't pull them out.

Dong Xiaoping didn't know what was going on outside, and wondered in his heart: "Why did this Huang Menglong stay in the toilet for so long? Could it be that the aura inside the toilet is more abundant than the outside? Oops, it's a pity why I didn't find out before!"

At this time, Zhao Yuan came, saw that only Dong Xiaoping was cultivating, and exclaimed: "Where is Huang Menglong?

Dong Xiaoping replied: "In the toilet." ”

Zhao Yuan said: "Oh~, then you test it first." ”

Huang Menglong heard in the toilet that Zhao Yuan had come, and he was anxious, if he had a swollen stomach for a while and didn't even have the strength to drive the aura, it would definitely affect his results.

Maybe the pressure will really turn into motivation, and he suddenly thought of a solution. He exerted all his strength to drain the contents of his stomach down, and at the same time, his hands were clenched into fists, and he slammed into his abdomen with all his might.

"Oh~!" his eyes were full of stars, and he screamed unconsciously.

At the same time, with a poof, something that is not well described falls into the toilet.

Zhao Yuan and Dong Xiaoping outside heard the noise, they were all inexplicable, what the hell is this Huang Menglong doing in the toilet?

Huang Menglong suddenly felt that his abdomen was empty, although his anus was hot and painful, but the game was more important at this moment, so he quickly wiped his butt and tied his pants and walked out.

"Dong Xiaoping measured two inches seven, you can try it. Zhao Yuan was already waiting a little impatiently.

Huang Menglong rubbed his hands, took the mana ruler, and took a deep breath before he began to inject aura.

The mana line stopped at about two inches and three, but it couldn't grow any longer.

Huang Menglong suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and he secretly hated in his heart, this errand of two taels of Mithril per month actually fell on the sinister and cunning kid in front of him!

"Ahh

Before Dong Xiaoping had time to dodge, he heard a soft sound of "poof", and Huang Menglong actually went limp, fell down, and lay on the ground with his chest facing up.

A bloody gash the length of his forearm cut through his chest, almost completely cutting off his chest. A puddle of blood appeared on the wooden floor behind him, growing in size around him.

"You ......" Dong Xiaoping looked frightened, and hurriedly jumped away, pulling out the blaster in his trouser leg as fast as he could, "What are you doing?"

Zhao Yuan lowered his head and stood there for a while, before he looked at Dong Xiaoping with a cold face and said, "Have you forgotten? This is a top-secret mission, what are the losers doing if they don't die?"

Ahh

Dong Xiaoping said secretly: "Oops! This confidential task with a monthly salary of two taels of Mithril must be a pit, and it is the kind that you can't get out of if you jump in! It seems that it really fulfills that saying, how can pie fall from the sky, and a high-return business must be a high-risk business." ”

"Why are you stunned? Put away your spirit breaker and quickly clean up the corpse, it will be very troublesome if someone knows about it. ”

"Why did you ask me to clean up the person you killed yourself?" Dong Xiaoping couldn't help but blurt out.

"I won't clean it up, it's dirty to death, do you do it or not?" Zhao Yuan's eyes widened, and the last few words were full of threats.

Dong Xiaoping thought to himself: "You all know that you are dirty, you still kill people casually? Also, isn't it cruel and ruthless for you to fight for me in the immortal cultivation realm? How did this girl rise to this realm, why can't she even do anything to destroy corpses and destroy traces?"

"Yes. However, Dong Xiaoping's answer was very simple, since this girl decided to be unreasonable, what else could she do but rely on her? Carry a popping stick and fight with a Theravada spiritual realm monk, if you don't strangle it first, it will strangle you.

Calming down, he thought that since he had to do it, he had to do it well, if the matter was revealed, a high-level monk like Zhao Yuan probably wouldn't have much punishment, and if he didn't do it well, he would be punished even more heavily, maybe Zhao Yuan would kill him to vent his anger.

"I heard that people have souls after death, and if they don't kill them, they may be found in the future. Dong Xiaoping said tentatively.

"Oh, then knock it out. Zhao Yuan looked indifferent.

"Uh~ But I don't have anything that can knock the soul off......"

Hearing this, Zhao Yuan untied the saber he had been carrying at his waist, handed it to Dong Xiaoping, and said, "Its name is [Evil Sword], it can break all the ghosts, you can try it." ”

Dong Xiaoping took over the evil sword, although the scabbard of this sword is very gorgeous, but when he pulled it out, the sword body was very simple, and there was almost no reflection.

He took the sword and slashed around the room, one side and the other.

When I walked near the toilet, I remembered that the toilet is an obscure thing, otherwise why are there toilet ghosts in so many ghost movies, and I ran to the toilet and cut the toilet a few times.

Zhao Yuan just watched coldly from the sidelines.

"Wait, don't cut my piano!" At this time, Dong Xiaoping was about to chop the piano that Huang Menglong had played.

Dong Xiaoping could only let go of the piano, and cut around along the four walls, and finally stopped when he was really tired.

"You came to me after you disposed of the body. "Take back the evil sword, Zhao Yuan is about to leave.

"Alas~ Wait, I can't clean it up, and I don't know how to spell. Or maybe you'll burn him with a fireball. Dong Xiaoping hurriedly stopped Zhao Yuan.

If she's gone, what will I do to clean it up? Chop it with a knife and feed the fish? He can't do such a disgusting thing.

"Burn it, how do you burn it? This floor is made of wood, do you want to burn down my practice room?"

"Then what do you tell me to do? I can't help it!"

"What's my business, you're in charge anyway. ”

Dong Xiaoping tried to calm himself down, thought for a while, and said, "Then you wait a minute." ”