Chapter 19 The ex-husband's brother is not bad
Jiang Ziling's current mood is extremely complicated.
If she could, she would love to cut off Qi Lin's tongue.
Why do you talk so much?
Jiang Ziqun couldn't listen to it anymore.
"Can you stop talking nonsense?"
"I'm not talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth. The Peacock Kingdom has always admired this, they are inseparable from myths and legends to the real situation, don't tell me you haven't heard of the news of a woman being LJ again, I don't usually brush the news, I've heard it many times. ”
"That doesn't mean that everyone in the Peacock Country is like this. ”
In the myths and legends of the Peacock Kingdom, Shiva and Uma intersected ~ together, once for 100 years, never in between, the gods were alarmed by Shiva's ability to reproduce ~ reproduce, so they begged Shiva to pour his JY into the Ganges, Shiva SJ, then S out of the Ganges, the Ganges River has since become the holy river and mother river of the Peacock Kingdom. ”
Jiang Ziqun: "......"
Jiang Ziling: "......"
O Ganges.
The Ganges River is famous all over the world.
was said by Qi Lin, why is it so dirty.
"Buddhism originated in the country of Peacocks, you should know that. Jiang Ziling, I remember that you still believe in Buddhism, and you should also know some Buddhist terms, such as lotus, vajra, ......"
Jiang Ziling had an ominous premonition.
"What do you want to say?"
"What I want to say is that in addition to Linga and Yoni, the Peacock people also compare the man's sheng~genital apparatus to the vajra, and the woman's sheng~genital apparatus to the lotus.
Lotus, in the context of the culture of the peacock country, refers to the female birth ~ breeding device, the god of the peacock country, usually sits on the lotus, that is, sits on the female birth ~ breeding device.
The incorruptible body of Vajra does not mean that the body is healthy and strong without disasters or diseases, but specifically refers to the fact that the male ~ colonizer can have sex like Shiva ~ will not be tired ~ soft for a hundred years.
There is a particularly strange posture of intercourse~conjunction, in which a woman hangs her body in mid-air in a superb yoga posture, and a man lies down and interacts with a half-hanging woman~, which is called Daigo empowerment.
This top, in the context of the culture of the Peacock Country, does not refer to the human head melon seeds, but refers to the front end of the men's ~ breeding organs.
The so-called Daigo empowerment does not refer to the complete enlightenment of people because they are inspired, but refers to the cathartic pleasure ~ feeling of being born ~ colonizing the flesh ~ desire.
There is also touching the top, which is not at all just what people imagine just touching the top of the head.
In these processes, it is necessary to use some sex toys, which are called magic instruments
......”
Qi Lin gushed endlessly, and was about to continue, but was interrupted by a scream from Jiang Ziling.
"That's enough, don't say it, I beg you not to say it. ”
If she continues to talk about it, her three views will collapse.
"Can't I do yoga anymore? Can you shut me up?"
Jiang Ziling's whole person was close to collapse.
Qi Lin: "......"
Is it so weak?
Before I could exert myself, you fell.
Jiang Ziling threw the yoga mat directly at him, and she didn't want to practice yoga again in her life.
Qin Shousheng looked at Qi Lin with admiration in his eyes.
Old driver.
"Hey, brother, how do you know so much?" Qin Shousheng handed Qi Lin a cigarette.
Qi Lin didn't answer, he had never been in the habit of smoking.
"I used to have an ex-girlfriend who studied the culture of the Peacock Nation. ”
[Dad, you don't. The daughter calmly pointed out that Qi Lin was lying.
"Shut up, your ex-girlfriend is a fast brick, you can move it wherever it is useful, don't talk if you don't understand. ”
Daughter: [......]
Qin Shousheng didn't know that Qi Lin was lying to him, so he gave Qi Lin a thumbs up.
"Awesome, my little ~ sister-in-law has never served anyone, and now it seems that she has been completely conquered by you. ”
"Brother-in-law, are you talking about human words?" Jiang Ziling directly reprimanded.
She was used to being angry with Qin Shousheng, and she really couldn't adjust her attitude for a while.
Qin Shousheng was not angry, and said with a smile: "What I said is also the truth." ”
Jiang Ziling almost didn't catch his breath in one breath.
"I was just beaten by someone, and now I'm going up to pick up someone's stinky feet, brother-in-law, you're really promising. ”
"Ziling, you will get used to it in the future. When you are no longer Mrs. Chen, you will be like your brother-in-law. ”
Qin Shousheng rarely said a reasonable sentence, which made Qi Lin a little impressed.
"Why? It's strange that I would say such a thing? Who doesn't understand the truth, but how many people can do it. Qin Shouchang sighed.
Qi Lin scoffed at this.
"I'm guessing you're going to tell you about your glorious past, right?"
Qin Shousheng: "......"
"My brother taught you to be a good person, get along with people in the future, don't tell your past when you meet people, you are not the only one who has a story. ”
Qin Shousheng continued to be silent.
I've said all the words, what else can I say?
The atmosphere became extremely silent.
Qi Lin didn't interrupt the silence either.
Anyway, his task was just to let the family not trouble Chen Jun, and now it can be regarded as a successful completion of the task, as for the rest, Qi Lin doesn't care.
Qi Lin didn't expect that it was Jiang Ziling who interrupted the silence.
She walked into Qi Lin and asked hesitantly, "Qi Lin, haven't you faced Chen Junzhao?"
"No, but I've heard Jing Jing talk about him, what's wrong?"
"Can you do me a favor? help me expose his scumbag nature. ”
Qi Lin: "...... So you're going to let me add his chat app and seduce him?"
"How do you know?" Jiang Ziling was taken aback.
Qi Lin rolled his eyes.
Because that's all you can think about with your IQ.
"It's useless, Chen Jun can live with you for nearly twenty years, you can see that his character is actually good. ”
Jiang Ziling was furious: "Qi Lin, you make it clear to me, what do you mean by this?"
Qi Lin didn't argue with Jiang Ziling, he changed himself to an exposed beauty avatar, and then according to Jiang Ziling's guidance, he found a group where Chen Junsheng was and launched a private chat with him.
"Handsome guy, when you're lonely at night, you can play with me, the avatar is me. ”
According to what Jiang Ziling said, the little third chief that Chen Jun cheated on was very ordinary, much more ugly than her, so Jiang Ziling couldn't accept it at all.
She didn't believe what Chen Jun said, she didn't cheat because of her beauty.
So Qi Lin seduced Chen Jun according to her wishes.
Chen Jun quickly replied to Qi Lin: "What are you playing?"
Jiang Ziling was overjoyed, "What did I say, Chen Jun is a scumbag, a complete scumbag." ”
Qi Lin was very calm, ignored Jiang Ziling at all, and quickly typed over: "I hate it, ask knowingly, of course it is what you men like to play the most." ”
"LOL? What rank are you? Which district? ”
Qi Lin put the mobile phone in front of Jiang Ziling, shrugged his shoulders, and said lightly: "I said, Chen Jun's nature is not bad. ”