Chapter XVII
The storytelling romance in the Qinglou is generally some fragrant and charming content, such as which mountain sword fairy is chivalrous and righteous, accidentally rescued the young lady of the official eunuch's family, and became an enviable fairy couple, or the fox and fairy spirit of the mountain temple fell in love with the scholar who landed by chance, and went to the end of the world for a while.
Similar to the story of today's Faber fighting the enemy, it is actually rare, and it is not likable, a little less fat and a little more heroic.
Sure enough, not long after Fei Lao finished speaking, there was a burst of yin and yang strange ridicule in the audience.
?“ Now the storytellers in the building are really getting more and more unruly," on the table next to the corridor, a thin and pale young man said with a low smile, "Ye is here to have fun, not to class, I have heard your old boy babble, Lao Tzu's whole body, except for the crotch is not hard, everywhere is hard!"
As soon as these words came out, the boy's friends began to crow, shouting to kick Faber out.
Storytelling, if it is driven out by the audience, it will be considered a collapse, and it can only be rested in principle, Faber smiled awkwardly, and wanted to get up and leave, but turned his head to look at the three dogs standing with his head hanging on the side, gritted his teeth and continued: "It's old and abrupt, disturbing the objective Yaxing, I will compensate you for it, and let me change the story of the Furong swordsman and the peach blossom girl in the Yanguan capital to help this son." ”
The young man put down his chopsticks, walked to the wooden platform with a wine glass in his hand, and looked like he was full of wine and food and had nothing to do, and said, "Don't be busy, sir, I'll accompany you today to talk about this bullshit battle in the sea of clouds." ”
Faber smiled helplessly: "Why bother our lonely old and young sons. ”
"What is this old man, of course persimmons are soft pinching, the world is like this, don't embarrass you, can you still go to the trouble of the five uniques in Zhongzhou?" The young man laughed, pulled out the folding fan from his waist with his other hand, shook it with a snap, and shook it quite proudly, "Uncle, do you know that the few people you advocated just now have committed the big taboo of the imperial court?"
Faber traveled to the north and south of the river for half of his life, and only after he was old and old did he settle down in Panlong Town, and he saw and heard a wide range of people who were not comparable to ordinary people in the market, which was so easy to be bluffed, although he made a sincere and frightened expression on his face, he was quite calm in his heart, and said: "Please also ask the son for advice." ”
The young man laughed and said, "Let me ask you, the Liancheng Great Array is my Great Zhou Protector Formation, and it has always been only used to guard the outer city of Kyoto.
It was a matter of national weapons, and Faber did not dare to answer at will, and he was silent.
The young man sneered and continued, "Besides, the boy surnamed Zhao, the Supervision Department has already announced to the whole country that his father was a traitor who fornicated with foreign enemies and killed Princess Yongle back then, and he himself was a criminal who robbed the prison to save his father!"
The other guests in the restaurant, hearing that there are so many secrets behind the story just now, all felt that this meal was worth the money, and for a while, the guests who originally planned to leave the table after eating did not leave, and sat in place to watch the excitement.
Cao Xiyun leaned over to a table next to him and asked, "Brothers, where did this young man come from?" ”
At the table next to him were four or five strong men who gathered together to drink, originally drinking while watching the play, and they were in high spirits, but suddenly smelled a rancid smell, and then saw Cao Xiyun's oily hair that he hadn't washed for two years, and he felt sick to his stomach.
The person closest to Cao Xiyun moved his chair back, frowned and said in disgust, "I don't know the third young Helan of the He family in Luobei City, so what kind of Yanlou is there?"
Cao Xiyun sat back in place with a confession, smiled at a few people from the Panlong Academy and said, "It's a little troublesome, this He family is the most powerful family in Luobei, and it is from the army, and now it is the largest landlord in the entire Huailuo Plain. ”
Gu Qingyuan shook his head and said: "The rich party should benefit the party, since the He family is so powerful, it should be more grateful for the water and soil of the party, the dignified He family has three young people, staying in the brothel all day long, and entertaining others, what kind of system!"
Cao Xiyun said with a smile: "You are a dignified Gu family and a young man, sitting in the green building and scolding others for visiting the kiln, isn't it okay?"
Gu Qingyuan immediately blushed, lowered his head and stopped making a sound.
"Hey, I'm afraid it's more than that," Cao Xiyun sneered and said, "Although the He family is in Huailuo, but the three men of this generation are all gentlemen, and the nicknames of the three young people in the market are Helan Jian with virtue, Helan Palace with righteousness, and this goods, Helan Cheng with reason, among which Helan Jian is the most rich and unkind, and the price of grain is raised during natural disasters, and the usury loan is borrowed on weekdays, and the farmers within a radius of 100 miles from Luobei City have died because of him. ”
Dong Erfat slapped the table and scolded angrily: "This kind of person, damn it!"
Cao Xiyun raised his eyes and looked at Dong Erfat, and continued: "Then you should take a look at the second child Helan Palace, this guy, known as Luo Shang Hu Baoyi, has three hundred diners under his door, and there must be a response to his friends' requests, but there is one condition." ”
"What conditions?" Zhao Xifeng smiled slightly and asked cooperatively.
"The condition is that you have to have a beautiful wife in order to be his friend," Cao Xiyun laughed out loud, "This second child of the He family, he doesn't please his wife, but he likes other people's wives, don't you say it's strange? A few years ago, a scholar who originally had an old relationship with him, broke through the ugly affair between him and his mother-in-law, and slapped He Lao Er twice in anger, in fact, it was not heavy, how much strength can a scholar have, but the next day, this scholar's family of six, including his wife, all died violently! Hey, what a righteous Helan Palace. ”
A few people talked about this, and the atmosphere of the mountain rain was gradually condensed on the upper floor, it was obviously noon, and it was bright and clear, but in everyone's heart, a chill rose, it turned out that the chat between Cao Xiyun and several people, instead of lowering the voice, deliberately raised the voice with Yuan Ling, which could be heard on the first floor!
The three dogs, who were originally standing indifferently next to Fei Lao, glanced at the direction of the occurrence, and immediately recognized Zhao Xifeng and the others, and their originally numb eyes immediately radiated, and they were about to say hello, but they were pulled down by Fei Lao, shaking their heads and signaling them not to make a sound.
He Lancheng walked up to Cao Xiyun with a fan and said with a smile, "What do you call Mr."
Cao Xiyun arched his hand nondescriptly: "It's easy to say, Cao Xiaojian." ”
Outside the building, the sound of uniform footsteps began to appear.
"Little Sword Brother" He Lancheng nodded, "I've read books for a few days, and I've always liked to convince people with reason, my eldest brother and second brother have already said it, next, isn't it time to introduce the evil deeds of despicable people?"
Cao Xiyun listened to the long breath on the roof tiles, and said with a playful smile, "Why don't you tell yourself, if there are no of us who don't know each other today, how are you going to treat this old and young?"