Chapter 188: I can't escape if I want to

"The thatched pit has been cleared, is it time to eat?" After Jingfa came out of the thatched toilet, he didn't see some more people in the courtyard at all, and shouted at the serious master.

With his appearance, a foul smell immediately filled the sky over the courtyard, causing several Shaolin disciples to cover their noses and show disdain.

Only five people at the scene did not cover their noses.

Among them, the serious master and the four people who are not fat, thin, and handsome have long been accustomed to the stench of the thatched pit blocked at both ends of their house for three days, so they are accustomed to it.

But when they saw that Miaoxin's face did not appear the slightest discoloration, they immediately admired it, thinking that the chief deserved to be the chief, and his concentration was different from ordinary people.

The rest of the Shaolin disciples couldn't stand the stench and just wanted to leave here as soon as possible.

So Kong Yue pinched his nose, stepped forward, and asked, "Serious old ...... Master, I just asked you where the firewood is? Are you ready? If you are ready, take it out quickly, and we will go back to the temple as soon as possible. ”

Hearing this, the serious master raised his eyebrows, immediately jumped in front of Jing Fa, pointed at his nose and scolded: "Tell you to be diligent with your hands and feet, but you just don't listen, you see, how can you explain to others now? What about the firewood in the firewood room? Really, I'm so angry, how can I accept such a stupid apprentice as you!"

Jing Fa was suddenly scolded by the serious master, and he was suddenly inexplicable, and shouted: "His grandfather's, how can I chop wood without a firewood knife!"

"You...... You...... If you don't work hard, you know how to find reasons, make excuses, I ...... I...... I'm in my seventies, so I really want to ...... Really ...... I'm by you. As he spoke, the serious master covered his chest and looked out of breath.

Seeing this, Miao Xin sighed lightly, and slowly said to the serious master: "The master is angry, the body is important, this hundred catties of firewood is not in a hurry, it is good to hand it over tomorrow, it is better to let this junior brother wash up first." ”

Jingfa looked at the serious master, thinking that he was so energetic before, and now he suddenly pretended to be sick again, see if I don't take this opportunity to hurt you. So Chao Miaoxin said: "This senior brother, those firewood are deliberately not chopped for you by the serious master, you can go into the firewood room by yourself to see, they don't even have a firewood knife, how can they talk about chopping firewood?"

After listening to Jing Fa's words, Miaoxin frowned slightly and glanced at the serious master.

The serious master was still holding his chest, but at this time he lowered his head, rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Okay, you are a criminal, you dare to frame the master, go, everyone go and see, whether he is lazy himself, or I don't give him a firewood knife!"

After speaking, he took the lead, led everyone into the firewood room, picked up a bright knife next to the firewood, and said, "Everyone can see clearly, is this a firewood knife?"

As he spoke, he deliberately shook the knife in front of Jing Fa, and a small black hair floated down from the wood knife and landed right on Jing Fa's nose, causing him to sneeze loudly, and frightened everyone to hurriedly withdraw from the firewood room.

"Okay, since Senior Brother Miaoxin has already said it, then I will give you another day, and tomorrow, we will come to get this hundred catties of firewood. Kong Yue pinched her nose, stayed away from Jingfa, and said loudly.

Miao Xin bowed to the only serious master: "Serious master, we won't bother, I hope you will discipline your apprentices well, don't ruin our Shaolin reputation." ”

"It must be certain, after all, this scoundrel has only been a day old, and he still has a lot of potential, and I will definitely discipline him strictly in the future and never discredit Shaolin." The serious master said with a smile.

In this way, Miao Xin led the Shaolin disciples out of a small temple, and the serious master grabbed Jingfa's ears and roared: "Good boy, dare to yin master me in front of outsiders, the tiger is not powerful, he really treats me as a sick cat, if I don't finish chopping a hundred catties of firewood today, don't think about eating!"

Jing Fa had only been a monk for a day, and he was hungry and went to the toilet, and finally had enough of resentment, and his anger instantly exploded, and he shouted: "Lao Tzu is gone!"

After saying that, he threw off his grip and rushed towards the door like a gust of wind.

There was a thud, and just as he had reached the threshold, the door of the courtyard closed on its own, striking him in the face with unmistakable precision.

He turned around suddenly, and wanted to jump up the fence and jump out of the courtyard, but as soon as he jumped together, he saw a huge shadow appear above his head, which frightened him and quickly withdrew his internal force and fell to the ground.

When I looked closely, it turned out that the non-fat monk came to his side.

"Don't be fat, senior brother, I call you a senior brother, and I hope you get out of the way, otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless. ”

Not fat, just smiled stupidly and didn't speak.

Seeing this scene, Jing Fa raised his eyebrows and roared: "Don't think that Fa Ye I don't dare to kill, to be honest, there are more people who die under my hands than you trample to death, you forced me!"

As soon as the words fell, Jing Fa took a breath of true qi and slammed his fist towards Bu Fat.

But seeing that the powerful right fist hit the fat belly sac that was not fat, it fell deep into the fat flesh and instantly dissolved all its strength.

Jingfa only felt that his right hand suddenly tightened, and he was suddenly wrapped in fat that was not fat, and he couldn't pull it out.

He pulled it back with all his might, but his right hand remained as if it were fixed.

Not fat or smiling stupidly, without any other expression.

Jingfa found that he couldn't pull out his right hand, so he condensed the internal force on his left palm, preparing to attack a palm and shake away a large pile of fat meat with the help of palm power.

As soon as he raised his palm, he felt three cold breaths coming from behind him, which frightened him.

He turned his head slowly, and saw that the three people of the serious master, not thin, and not handsome, had come behind him at some point, and stretched out their hands to him with a sneer.

At this time, Jingfa couldn't escape if he wanted to, he couldn't dodge if he wanted to, so he had to watch the three hands knead indiscriminately on his body.

After a while, the fat on the fat belly was relaxed all of a sudden, Jingfa's right hand was no longer fixed, only to hear a plop, his body fell straight to the ground, and there were pinching marks everywhere on his body, like a disobedient child who was punished by his parents, and his eyes were full of tears of grievance.

"After crying, go to work, hold on. ”

Hearing the call of the serious monk, Jingfa stood up, wiped away his tears, silently walked into the firewood room, picked up the firewood, and was about to crack the firewood, but when he was chopping down the firewood, there was a sudden bang, the firewood knife was split on the firewood, the firewood was still the same firewood, the firewood knife was still the firewood, and the two things did not appear any different.

Jingfa picked up the firewood knife and took a look, only to see that the blade that should have been as thin as a cicada's wings was thicker than a finger.

So, obviously, Jingfa once again did not complete the task.

After he tossed hard for a long time and chopped a dozen pieces of firewood, he walked out of the firewood room and saw that the sun had gone down and dinner time had already ended.

He touched his empty stomach, shook his head, sighed, and went straight back to the Buddha hall.

In the middle of the night, Jingfa's stomach kept gurgling, making him toss and turn and couldn't sleep.

At this moment, suddenly there was a sharp pig cry at the door, which provoked Jingfa to sit up.

He chirped his mouth, and a beautiful picture of roasted boar immediately appeared in his mind.

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