Wearing his coat and bowing his head, he ran briskly in the heavy rain, probably because he couldn't see the road clearly, and he hit his head into a tree on the side of the road.

The woman was amused by his embarrassed appearance.

Just as she was wondering if these two goods were someone she knew, she opened her eyes wide and saw that it was her husband!!

Everyone in the room laughed when they heard this!

Ning Yi also felt quite funny when he heard it at this time, so he laughed along.

The man on the stage said again: "May I ask everyone present, is the joke you brought to you just now funny?"

Many people in the audience shouted, "It's funny." It's funny!"

The man on the stage spoke up again: "So are you interested in listening to it again?"

"Yes, yes, speak quickly. ”

At this time, the man on the stage said: "Okay, there is no problem in telling everyone, just so that everyone can hear a more perfect joke, we have invited the most talented speaker."

Because it also costs some money to invite him over, all the people who are invited to be present now who have spirit stones will give some spirit stones, so that we can listen to a more perfect joke,

Okay, then I've said what I should say, so let's start now, some of our teammates will go down with a basin and walk around the bottom, please feel free, give as much as you want. ”

"Mother, are they performing arts?" Mu Ningyi asked Luo Jing and said.

"Well, it should be counted!" Luo Jing said with a smile.

"Shall we give it then?" said Ning Yi

"Just give some, it's considered to be doing good deeds, just don't give too much. Luo Jing replied.

At this time, the little girl with the basin came over, walked to Luo Jing's side, and smiled and motioned for Luo Jing to give the spirit stone.

"Yi'er, this little girl is very pitiful, give her some!"

"Okay, mother!"

Ning Yi looked up and down at this little girl, about 14 years old, I don't know if she hadn't washed her face all day, her face was dirty, with two bags of buns, big eyes, a small mouth, and a round face. Wearing a dress full of patches, it feels lively and cute.

Ning Yi looked at the poor little girl, so he took 5 hanging spirit stones and threw them into the basin, and said that the others were not paying attention and secretly stuffed a small bag of spirit stones into the little girl.

Then he said aloud: "This bag is for yourself, don't take it out, go buy a beautiful dress yourself." ”

The little girl shook her head and said, "No, I can't take it, if they know they will beat me." ”

Looking at the little girl in front of her, Ning Yi felt a little sympathetic to her, but she didn't know how to help her.

"Mother, why don't we help her!"

"How do you want to help, those people standing on the stage are not fuel-efficient lamps, and it is better to have more things to do when you are out and about. Luo Jing said.

"Mother, you let me think about it. ”

After saying that, he asked the little girl with the basin, "How did you end up with them?"

"My father died early, since I was a child, my mother pulled me up, just the year before last, my mother was seriously ill, the environment in the house was not good, there was no spirit stone to buy medicine to eat, and then my mother passed away, in order to find a spirit stone to take care of the aftermath for my mother, I sold it to their uncle. The little girl's eyes were swirling with tears.

"Then do you know how many spirit stones you asked your uncle to sell?" Mu Ningyi asked.

"I was young, I didn't know how much it was, I just knew it was a bag. The little girl had a frightened 😨 look on her face.

"Then did they usually give you something to eat?" Mu Ningyi asked again.

"Hey, girl, what are you doing where you're staying? The spirit stones over there haven't been collected yet. A bearded man said.

"Oh! I'm a little dizzy, I'll go right away. The girl replied.

At this time, a man on the stage walked to the middle and said: "Half of the spirit stone has been collected, in order not to let everyone wait too long, now we will invite the most practical speaker to come out and tell us jokes." ”

Some of the people present in the audience were loud and noisy.

"Please be quiet! The one who is on the stage now is the most powerful speaker, his name is Coconut. ”

"Hello everyone, seeing your enthusiasm, I'm going to give a speech now. ”

The speaker said loudly: "Once upon a time, there was a lazy girl, but when she reached the age of finding a partner, she found several objects without success, either people thought she was lazy, or she thought she was poor......

In the end, she decided to ask a fortune teller to see what kind of person she should find......

So guess what the fortune teller says?"

"I don't know. ”

“......”

Then the speaker said, "The fortune teller told her, 'Just tell me your zodiac signs, and I will do the math for you.' ”

The girl said, "I am a pig." ”

The fortune teller pinched his fingers and calculated, and then said, "It is best for you to find someone who can raise pigs." ”

"Hahaha!

The speaker saw that there were already many people in the audience laughing.

"Since you're happy to hear it, I'm going to keep it going. Do you want to hear it or don't want to hear it? ”

There were all kinds of chaotic voices in the audience, some said they wanted to hear it, and some said they wanted to hear it.

"If you want to hear it, you can answer it louder, and if you don't have a voice, I won't speak!" said the speaker.

Just now, so many people in the audience gave Lingshi, and after the speaker said this, the audience shouted loudly: "I want to listen! I want to hear ......."

The speaker looked at the movement below and said with great satisfaction: "Okay, then let's talk about it now." ”

"There was a little girl who once yelled at her mother that her stomach hurts.

Her mother said, "My stomach hurts because it's empty inside, just put something in it, and you won't hurt if you eat something." ”

After the little girl finished eating, sure enough, it didn't hurt. That same night, my mother's friend came to visit the house.

After sitting for a while, my mother's friend said that he had a headache. The little girl walked over, pointed to her friend's head, and said innocently, "Auntie, that's because it's empty inside, and it won't hurt if you put something in it." ”

"Haha! Children are innocent. ”

There was another uproar among the people present!

The speaker then said, "Do you still want to hear it?"

At this time, a man who was very tall shouted, "Think, think, think! Hurry up, talk about something more hilarious." ”

Now there are all kinds of sounds.

The speaker said, "Okay, then I'll find a more hilarious part, please wait a minute." ”

"Hey, come over here. ”

The man who called You came over and said, "What's the matter?"

"I'll talk about it later, and you'll do it for me here. The speaker said.

"Well, okay! I'll go over then. The man who called You walked away.

The speaker went on to say, "Well, the next paragraph is the most exciting,"