Chapter 511: The shopkeeper who doesn't want to be a junior second is not a good monster
"So, you're pretending to be dead again?"
"Don't say it so ugly, I'm just retreating strategically, at this time, the tactical needs, if you don't understand the void, don't mess around. ”
"Tactics? Are you sure you can't do it yourself! Everyone has made a move, and if it's a man, he's going to fight! Is there anyone like you?"
"Brother Bald Donkey?"
"Humph!"
A certain Hun man bared his teeth and suddenly let out a strange laugh, and the Void Mirror became angry and snorted, ignoring a certain Hun man, while the Hun man tightened his body, braved the wind and snow, and broke into the wine shop.
Hula!
The wind swept and the snowflakes blew through the curtains of the door, and the hunting and dancing made the cold snap wanton, and the ground of the wine shop immediately froze a layer of frost.
"Damn, where did you come from, so ignorant?"
Immediately, several villainous men with hideous faces put down their wine bowls and were about to have a seizure, but they heard a young man's complaint: "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, let's get a pot of hot wine first, this ghost weather, the boy is about to stiffen!"
As he spoke, Hun Ren had taken off his big hat, and then he saw that this person turned out to be an extremely young son, with a single sword on his shoulder, a handsome face, white hair like snow, golden muscles and jade bones, that appearance, delicate as if he could pinch out the water, I really saw pity, so that all the evil men were greedy and swallowed saliva.
In other words, with the realm of all the evil men, it shouldn't be so unbearable, I think when they were in the lower realm, they were also the big guys on the vertical and horizontal side, respected and hegemonic, and enjoyed the blessings of all people.
Not to mention those Yan thin and fat beauties, there is really that who is interested in "eccentric", a little handsome young man, hum, just a man who really looks like a woman, they want to, they can also collect 18,000 in one day.
However, when they arrived in this divine realm, everyone knew what it meant to be hard, and there was nothing left of their magical powers suppressed by the laws of the divine realm, and they could only beg for life like mortals......
The wicked men wiped the crocodile tears that did not exist, but saw that the boy shook his big hat, falling a cloud of snow, between the turning of the clothes, the ten fingers were full of treasure-colored divine light, and a green shirt was also extremely decent, looking ordinary, but the sharp-eyed ones had already recognized that the green shirt was woven by the above good silkworm treasure silk, and only this one piece could be worth 30,000 pure yang golden pills.
30,000 Pure Yang Golden Pills, this is really a huge amount of money, if they save some money, it can be enough for them to spend hundreds of years, and they will be in the Central Divine Capital, and it is enough to squander it all day.
"Sure enough, it's a boy!" the wicked men immediately put away their angry expressions, put a smile on the corner of their mouths with an unknown meaning, and sat down again.
Then the fat little fat shopkeeper stepped forward in person, and kicked Xiao Er, who was walking a few steps slower, to the side, and bowed down a thousand times, and his big face smiled into a peony flower.
"Childe, please, please, I'll give you the whole table!"
The shopkeeper said while making a look, Xiao Er hurriedly got up and lowered the door curtain again, which blocked the wind and snow, and the house gradually returned to warmth.
"Come to the table, let's go, forgive me for not having an elegant reputation in this small place, so feel free to serve some wine and food!"
The young man's eyes were flamboyant, and he swept through the wine shop casually, seeing that the wine shop was poorly decorated and did not give face, he sneered, slapped his palm, and walked straight to the empty seat in the center of the lobby.
"I'm not angry, I'm not angry, it's just a powerful son and brother in the family, and when this seat takes you down, you won't be able to cry. ”
A wisp of murderous intent flashed in the shopkeeper's eyes, and with a slight pressure of his palm, Xiao Er immediately walked to the back kitchen, and after a while, he brought a pot of warm wine and a few side dishes.
Don't look at the dilapidated place of this wine shop, the decoration is shabby, but the side dishes are very distinctive, the ingredients are taken from the Luohuang Shen Mountain, the cooking techniques are also good, keep the original taste of the ingredients, and only bring it out, the fragrance has floated in, refreshing people's hearts, even the evil men who are secretly calculating are also out of mind for a moment, the pores around the body are open, straight like a fluttering fairy, and the neck is stretched out.
"Damn little white face, I'll cut it out how I want you to eat it later!"
The wicked men were full of malice and speculation, as if they had seen the young man turned over, washed him, cut open his belly, and took out the intestines, heart and liver, and put them in the wine, and watched quietly.
Such a cruel scene can make people's scalps tingle just thinking about it, but the villains show a terrifying and penetrating laughter.
"Hey, I can't eat it!"
Who knows, the young man just picked up the jade chopstick, dipped it, pulled it a few times at will, and suddenly threw down the jade chopstick, revealing a distressed look.
The fat shopkeeper's heart tightened, and he hurriedly put on a smiling face and asked, "But the taste is not the same as the meaning of the son, why don't I ask Xiao Er to make a new one?"
"No, no!" The young man shook his head, seeing that the shopkeeper was puzzled, he suddenly pointed his finger and scolded: "The so-called beautiful and delicious, this son is happy, but in your shop, there are such ugly and hideous people, this son is about to vomit, you listen to it again, the strange sound from their mouths, it is the voice of a person, how can you eat?
When the last sentence came out, not only the wicked men were furious, but the fat shopkeeper's expression also changed color, and he stumbled and said: "Gong, Gongzi, don't joke, how can the little one order you to move the masters?"
"Yo he, you're still playing tricks with me, aren't you?"
The young man stood up suddenly, pointed his finger at the nose of the fat shopkeeper, and pointed at the fat shopkeeper while saying, poking at the same time, poking the fat shopkeeper kept leaning back.
"What do you think this son is here for, really come to your shabby place to eat and drink? Hmph, to tell you the truth, this son is listed as a new god in the deserted city, according to the exact report, saying that you are here for a black shop, and I am here to do you. Dead fatty, you'd better be honest, don't delay my son's time. Otherwise, my son's long sword wants you to go in with the white sword and come out with the red sword!"
The more the young man spoke, the higher his voice was, the more proud he became, and he was about to pull out his long sword to scare and scare the other party, but he pulled it out twice, but he didn't pull the sword out of its sheath, and his face was panicked.
I heard the fat shopkeeper's voice in sympathy, and said, "Childe, have you pulled out your sword?"
It's a pity that the contemptible people are timid, and they are afraid that there will be such a dishonest eater as Gongzi, and it took a lot of money a hundred years ago to invite the formation master of the Fallen Desert City to take action, and set up a large array of gods, and the god king and below can't use soldiers in my shop.
Childe, do you know you're wrong now?"
The fat shopkeeper just said, the young man has sat back in his seat, holding his chest up, like a good baby is very obedient, nodding his head, and said: "I know, I know, the so-called rice can be eaten indiscriminately, words can not be said indiscriminately, into the shopkeeper's wine shop, you should do things according to the rules of the shopkeeper, the shopkeeper taught the most important thing, this son eats here, does not speak, does not speak!"
As he spoke, he had already lifted the jade chopstick, picked up the dishes, devoured a meal, and stuffed his cheeks into bulging pockets, which made all the evil men laugh, laughing, approaching, and turning into their original forms.
These people, either with wolf heads and human bodies, or green faces and fangs, or seven hands and eight feet, are all extremely hideous, with fierce faces, and their thick arms are a few points thicker than the waist of a young man.
Even Xiao Er of the wine shop turned into a human-faced sphinx in a strange laugh, roaring, and pounced on him, but was swept away by a three-headed squid with a tentacle.
This is truly a dance of demons!
But it's no wonder that if it's really the wind, thunder, water, fire and other gods who have ascended to the divine realm, their own clansmen will take refuge in the divine city.
Only those crooked melons and cracked dates that grandma doesn't hurt and uncles don't love, will the demons from the small clan be reduced to living in the wilderness and bullying those mortals who have no talent for cultivation.
The young man was dumbfounded, the corners of his mouth could not be closed, the food in his mouth fell little by little, and the villains looked at him like this, and laughed more and more wildly.
"Palm, shopkeeper, is it too late?"
The young man looked slightly demented, and the fat shopkeeper nodded with a smile, and said, "It's too late when you scold me for being fat!"
"Oh, it turns out that you are not only timid, but also small-minded!"
The young man was stunned, and suddenly realized, but there was no panic in his expression, but the fat shopkeeper was in a panic, took a step back, and shouted loudly: "Brothers, do it!"
Zheng!
I heard a faint clear sword roar, there was a clear light shining, turning across the sky, illuminating the void, and the monsters that rushed over suddenly paused, slammed, and turned into flying light in unison, withering and scattering.
In the wine shop, only the frightened fat shopkeeper remained, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "You, can you move, do it?"
This time, he really stammered, and when he said a word, he bit his tongue four or five times.
"Isn't it strange?" The young man turned his sword, returned the sword to its sheath, and suddenly showed a lazy smile: "Didn't you say it from the shopkeeper, isn't this Fushen Great Array only limited to the God King?"
"You are not a god hunt in the Desert City, and the Fallen Waste City can't afford to hire a god hunt like you!"
The fat shopkeeper didn't know where he got the courage, he suddenly jumped up and yelled at the young man, looking aggrieved, like a big hibiscus who had been deceived by more than a dozen goldfish guys, and even the young man was a little embarrassed.
"Isn't it, I'm bullying him too much!"
He thought like this, his movements were not slow, he only hooked his fingers, and a flying light swept out, and he had run out of the wine shop, conjuring a pair of small wings, and the fat shopkeeper who flew out of a hundred miles was hooked on his ankle by the flying light, and fell down, and fell back into the wine shop, and the ecstasy on his face turned into embarrassment.
"It's a pity, I don't have a little second in this store, who don't bully you!"
The young man walked behind the counter with the palm of his back very familiarly, and with his chin in one hand, he dozed off......