Chapter 11: Witty as I Am (1)

The bear child was kicked away by Tang Lu first, and the kick kicked by the tall city manager naturally failed.

But castration doesn't stop. The tall chengguan leaned forward, causing his feet to spread back and forth, and he stiffly posed on the ground in a "one-word horse" shape.

"Whew!"

The crotch of the pants was torn on the spot, revealing the red pants inside.

"......" Someone whispered in the crowd of onlookers next to him.

The tall chengguan was stunned on the ground for 3 seconds, and then the sharp pain spread throughout his body. It hurt so much that he covered his crotch with his hands, and he rolled on the ground and screamed.

He ...... He fell on his own, right?" Several other chengguan next to him saw the situation and hurriedly surrounded him.

At this moment, the mother of the bear child just rushed back, still holding a hideous-looking black wolf in her hand, obviously going to buy toys for the bear child just now. The bear child took advantage of the chaos to rush into his mother's arms and cry bitterly, pointing to the tall chengguan on the ground to complain.

Can the mother who can teach the bear child to be an idle person?

She immediately stepped forward to reason with the chengguans.

“¥%&#@#!”

“*¥@#@¥!”

Shouting, accusations, and quarrels came and went, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

Tang Lu in the crowd secretly sneered, although this bear child is hateful, he is not guilty to death. With today's lesson, it's time to learn to be obedient in the future.

And saving someone's life by himself is also immeasurably meritorious, and he is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter.

Everything was perfect.

So he prepared to retreat.

Hidden merit and fame.

But in the end, he still underestimated one thing - underestimating how powerful the bear child was!

Just when Tang Lu wanted to leave, the bear child had already stretched out his hand to Tang Lu and said loudly in a sharp voice:

"And this idiot, he- kick-me-"

Tang Tao instantly became the focus of everyone.

"......" Tang Xuan.

The bear child is just a "bear" in the end, and he is not stupid, knowing that Tang Lu kicked him just now.

But the bear child is still a bear child in the end, and he doesn't know that Tang Yan's kick is saving his life.

At this time, the tall chengguan finally got up from the ground with great effort, and then clamped his legs and shouted:

"It's the other way around! All the people who obstructed law enforcement today will be brought back to me!"

This tall chengguan was obviously a small leader, and when he heard what he said, all the chengguan gladly accepted the order and immediately went their separate ways.

One wave went to catch the old couple who sold egg cakes, and the other wave went to catch the bear child mother and daughter.

There are also two chengguan, who are eyeing Tang Lu fiercely.

???

"Actually, it's not wronged, is it?" Tang Lu thought to himself.

The two chengguan have already grabbed Tang Lu from left to right, and the momentum is violent.

But in Tang Lu's eyes, their movements were like tai chi.

But he can't fight the chengguan himself, and people also enforce the law according to the rules, and there is a system.

Besides, there were so many onlookers at the scene who were filming with mobile phones.

Tang Lu decided to run away.

He dodged the grabs of the two chengguans, turned around, and rushed into the crowd.

Then there was a "bang", and he bumped into a woman's arms, feeling two soft things rubbing against him.

It's the mother of a bear child.

"Isn't it already past the lactation period, how can you still be so fat?" Tang Lu flashed an obscene thought.

"Kick my child, you don't want to run!" the mother of the bear child hugged Tang Lu tightly, her face distorted.

Grace will take revenge......

Tang Yi struggled subconsciously, and then easily broke free from the arms of the bear child's mother.

It turned out that Yang Wei's body could not only see other people's movements as slow motion, but also had a lot of strength.

It's a gold mine that needs to be tapped!

Just as the two chengguan pounced again, the two of them grabbed Tang Lu with four hands at the same time, and Tang Lu naturally pushed the mother bear child towards them.

The two chengguan four hands just grabbed the two big steamed buns of the bear child's mother.

"......" bear child mother

"......" city management armor.

"......" Chengguan B.

Then the two men and one woman scuffled together, completely forgetting the existence of Tang Xuan.

Tang Tao felt that he was very witty and was ready to run away again.

Then he found that the rest of the chengguan had surrounded him.

"How dare you resist arrest and beat law enforcement officers?" The tall chengguan continued to clamp his legs, shocked and angry.

Therefore, the current Tang Lu has become the main goal of all urban management.

One, two, three, four, five!

Including the tall chengguan, there are a total of five chengguan surrounding Tang Xuan.

Five people approached step by step.

Tang Lu was stupid on the spot.

He had to retreat and crash into a tricycle next to him.

The tricycle had pots, stoves, and all kinds of ingredients – the tricycle of the old couple who sold pancakes.

Facing the approach of the five chengguan, Tang Lu in a panic felt a large bag of eggs in the car.

"I have a monthly income of 30,000 yuan, will I still miss you an egg?"

- Where pancakes are sold, of course, there are eggs!

So Tang Lu grabbed the eggs and threw them at the surrounding city management one by one.

"Pap-pa-pa-"

Raw eggs one after the other, all hit. The heads and faces of the five chengguan were cracked, and egg whites and yolks were splashed everywhere.

10 Physical Damage + 100 Chemical Damage + 1000 Psychological Damage

The five chengguan covered their heads and faces one after another, shouting and scolding, and retreating.

Tang Lu continued to throw out the eggs, and was about to wait for an opportunity to escape, when he suddenly felt a sinking in his hand, and a large bag of clothes he had packed from Qiu Jiaze had been grabbed, and then his pants were also tight, and someone grabbed his trouser leg from below.

"Let go of my eggs!" exclaimed an old man.

"Pay for my husband's eggs!" an old woman screamed.

It is the old couple who sell pancakes and fruits, and they are also the original targets of today's urban management.

Strictly speaking, the current Tang Lu is walking with them.

The difference is only one with a certificate and one without a certificate.

Everyone is mixed with the catering industry, why bother with each other?

Obviously, the other party did not show mercy.

The husband rushed up from the side and grabbed the bag of clothes that Tang Lu was carrying. And his wife, who was lying under his tricycle and stopped the chengguan from detaining the car, now also climbed out and grabbed Tang Yan's trouser leg with both hands.

Tang Lu didn't expect such a play, and the whole person was stunned.

Then with a "snort", the husband exerted his strength with both hands and tore up the plastic bag containing the clothes, which was full of Tang Lu's clothes and pants before his death, flying everywhere one by one.

followed by a "whoosh", and Tang Yan's pants were forcibly ripped off by his wife on the ground.

"......" Tang Lu was stunned.

"Wow!" the crowd of onlookers hurriedly took out their mobile phones and prepared to take pictures.

They all said that today's melon is very sweet and delicious.

Tang Lu was very angry and helpless.

Although this is just Yang Wei's body, he will continue to use it in the future.

Don't become an internet celebrity just because of today's events!

What should I do?

Cover your face first, of course!

Tang Lu is not stupid.

His original clothes and pants were flying everywhere, but in Tang Lu's eyes, they were all flying very slowly.

So he reached out and grabbed a pair of autumn pants and wrapped the lower half of his face with them, revealing only a pair of eyes.

- Thankfully, these are his own autumn pants.

Then Tang Lu jumped hard, broke free of his pants that had been ripped off, and hit the crowd with only one pair of pants, and ran wildly.

"Look, Autumn Pants Man!" The bear child next to him still had tears, but he still didn't change his life, laughing.

But because of this delay, the five chengguan who surrounded Tang Lu had come to their senses, plus the two who were entangled with the bear child's mother, and the seven chengguan attacked at the same time to hunt down Tang Lu together.

"It's not important to sell pancakes and fruits! It's not important to be a troublemaker! It's important to catch this guy!" the tall chengguan commanded loudly, covering his crotch as he ran.

So the next scene became Tang Lu, who was wrapped in autumn pants and wearing only a pair of bottoms, running wildly in front, followed by seven city managers who were chasing after him.

Tang Yi suddenly regretted it a little.

Why did you meddle just now?