Chapter 403: You're a Fool, Aren't You?
But according to the current market, once it is taken out, eighty percent of it is snatched and eaten by the slut in front of him who doesn't know what method!
Therefore, Qin Shou didn't have anything to eat for a while......
So, Qin Shou looked up at the sky and said, "Oh, today's stars are so bright." ”
Then Qin Shou's little hand quietly touched the plate of the Eastern Emperor Taiyi.
Qin Shou saw that Donghuang Taiyi didn't respond to him, he squinted at Donghuang Taiyi, and then saw this product squatting there, lowering his head, staring at the rabbit paws on the plate!
Qin Shou suddenly looked embarrassed, and said in his heart: "I, Cao! This is not fooled, don't you look up? This is not reasonable! Or does this thing only have those melon seeds in its eyes?"
However, Qin Shou is also a very thick-skinned person, he took a deep breath, pretended to be calm, and then stared directly at the eyes of Donghuang Taiyi.
Then, Qin Shou looked like he didn't see the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, his little hand slowly closed, grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and slowly took them back!
Donghuang Taiyi's eyes were also very cooperative, and when Qin Shou closed his little hands, his eyes widened and widened!
When Qin Shou's little hand was recovered, he suddenly raised his head and stared at Qin Shou deadly, as if to say, "Thief, I found you!"
Then he saw Qin Shou grinning and baring his teeth, and said casually: "Where did you just go? By the way, today's starry sky is so beautiful, right?"
Then Qin Shou turned around casually, picked up a melon seed, and ate it!
When the Eastern Emperor saw this, her cheeks kept shaking, and finally she held it for a long time and asked, "Are you ...... No face, right?"
Qin Shou replied: "Each other, each other!"
Donghuang Taiyi did not mean to continue to investigate, but continued to swallow melon seeds and spit melon seed skins to Qin Shou.
Seeing this, Qin Shou simply turned around, swallowed melon seeds, and spit melon seed skins on Donghuang Taiyi's side!
So the two characters who gave the two heavenly courts a headache respectively squatted on both sides of the red line, staring at each other with big eyes, snorting melon seeds, and then spitting melon seed skins to the opposite side......
No one knows what these two guys think in their heads, anyway, who looks at who has a headache, no matter how you look at it, it looks like two fools.
Because Qin Shou looks like a rabbit, he is white and fat, fluffy, he is stupid, but he is actually stupid and cute.
But Donghuang Taiyi is different, a young man who looks like he is twenty years old, wears a red gold pants, splits half of his robe, squats there barefoot, spits melon seed skin at a silly rabbit, how do you look more like a fool......
Fortunately, these two people don't seem to dislike each other either.
After vomiting for a while, his anger decreased a lot, and he began to talk.
After Donghuang Taiyi spit out a melon seed skin, he asked, "What do you call it?"
Qin Shou said: "Qin Shou, what about you?"
Donghuang Taiyi said vaguely while chewing melon seeds: "Taiyi." ”
Qin Shou looked at Donghuang Taiyi in astonishment, then patted his ass and walked directly to the moon.
Mo Lishou leaned over and asked, "Master Rabbit, are you just leaving?"
Qin Shou glanced at Donghuang Taiyi with sympathy: "Look at his stupid appearance, no wonder he is called a stupid chicken." Looking at him like that, life is not easy, and he doesn't have a complete pair of pants, forget it...... In the face of fools, he can always pull your IQ to the same level as him. And then rub you and bully you in the low-IQ area he does best...... I don't want to be like him. ”
After speaking, Qin Shou left.
Mo Lishou froze in place, not knowing what to say.
The sound of swallowing melon seeds behind him also stopped abruptly, and Donghuang Taiyi sat on the ground, looking at Qin Shou's distant back with a stunned expression.
Jin Toad retreated more than three hundred meters directly, and while maintaining a safe distance, he muttered, "This rabbit ...... How dare you say it!"
However, what Jin Toad thought was that Donghuang Taiyi was not angry at all, but laughed: "Taiyi, stupid chicken...... I'm Cao, it's kind of like that!...... Rabbit, what kind of supernatural power did you just say about that stupid realm? Haven't you heard of it? Let's talk about it, go back to my brother and create one of these supernatural powers. ”
Hearing this, Qin Shou once again moved the stupidity of the Eastern Emperor Taiyi down!
Qin Shou saw that the fool was catching up again, and said, "Big brother, I will divide the world equally than you and me." It's better than stupid, I think I might as well do it?"
Donghuang Taiyi was stunned for a moment.
When Mo Lishou and Jin Toad heard this, they couldn't help laughing there...... It is estimated that if Donghuang Taiyi hadn't been here, the two would have rolled on the ground with laughter.
Donghuang Taiyi touched his chin, then took a deep breath and asked with a straight face: "Hey, rabbit, you are also a rabbit, so do you know the rabbit on the moon?"
Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, pointed to the moon and said, "There's more than one rabbit on there." ”
Donghuang Taiyi waved his hand one by one and said, "Don't do anything else, I asked about the one that opened a bathhouse recently." ”
Qin Shou's eyes rolled and asked, "What are you asking him for?"
Donghuang Taiyi: "It's nothing, take shares." ”
Qin Shou was stunned and said, "Shares?" and then smiled: "You fool, do you have the money to buy shares?"
Donghuang Taiyi shook his head decisively and said, "No, so, I want to join the dry shares!"
Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Are you stupid...... Hey, you're so stupid. Wrong...... Are you stupid for me, too lazy to pay attention to you!"
Qin Shou waved his hand, turned around and left.
Donghuang Taiyi chased after him again and added: "Don't you hurry to leave? I don't want your shares for nothing? I have status and status!"
Qin Shou didn't reply and said: "Lao Tzu still has an identity and status, and Lao Tzu still has an ID card! Do you have the kind of laser anti-counterfeiting! The kind that can swipe train tickets?"
Donghuang Taiyi looked at Qin Shou with a confused face and asked, "What are you talking about?"
Qin Shou said: "I said...... I said, don't you make a joke, okay? If you have nothing to do, why don't you find someone else to play with? What are you doing with me? I'm going to get a bathhouse!"
Donghuang Taiyi hurriedly pulled Qin Shou and said, "What I said is true!"
Qin Shou raised his voice and shouted, "What I said is also true!"
Donghuang Taiyi said in a better voice: "Demon Clan Heavenly Court, I have the final say!"
Qin Shou subconsciously shouted: "My bathhouse is up to me!"
Then Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, and then said in amazement: "What did you say?"
Donghuang Taiyi straightened his strange short coat and said proudly: "Officially introduce yourself, one of the two great heavenly emperors of the Lower Demon Clan's Heavenly Court, Donghuang Taiyi is also!"
When Qin Shou heard this, he was completely stunned, and then went up and down, left and right, back and forth, left and right, back and forth, and walked around the Eastern Emperor Taiyi three times, and finally raised his head.
Donghuang Taiyi was serious for only three seconds, and he had already begun to toss around there, and said angrily: "Are you afraid?"