Chapter 230: The Slender Man's Love
Not to mention that Wu Yi, Ip Man and others handed over the heavy task of pacifying the chaotic world to Tang Gun, and they couldn't imagine that Tang Gun would hand over the arduous task to the hillbillies like this; according to him, he could take down his own territory and be responsible for construction, after all, he was a businessman.
After saying that Wu Yi and the others left, Tang Gun was haunted by the last time the ice sea fell, and his Saiwen was scrapped because of this.
I was very surprised by Wu Yi's Tang gun, and planned to go to see what power the White Lady had in this move.
Maybe the water flooding gold mountain is not very powerful, but Bai Suzhen, who drank the enhancement potion, directly flooded the whole world, which is a bit dangerous, so I have to think deeply!
That Bai Suzhen is the disciple of the old mother of Li Shan, and the background behind her is a little scary, but she was suppressed by Fahai under the Leifeng Tower, which shows that Fahai is not a weak person.
As a reference, Tang Gun mastered the beginning of the matter, so he came to Hangzhou this time!
The system arranged an identity for Tang Gun, and as soon as this identity came out, he was immediately shocked.
Feelings become a boatman??And is it also a boatman who fulfills Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian?
Masturbation!
Tang Gun didn't know what the purpose of the system was arranged, but he also launched an infinite reverie.
For [The Legend of the White Snake], it seems that the boatman only appeared once with Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, and the rest of the time it seems to be gone;
For the two big beauties, even the old man couldn't help but take a few more looks, and this guy just glanced at it and then continued to masturbate. And he seems to have calculated the boarding location of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian, and he is still supporting them in the rain, which is understandable, but since Xu Xian appeared, he has not been verbose, and there is something intriguing in it!
The most terrifying thing is that the boatman's skin seems to be good and scary, seventy or eighty years old is about the same as a person in his twenties and thirties, and he sings with Xiaoqing, and he is simply a big boss in the 21 world, and he knows that he is not a mortal at a glance.
And he said a thousand-year-old marriage in one word, saying that he is very likely to be old, but the system chooses to dress himself up like this, what does this mean?
Tang Gun couldn't help but beat the drum in his heart, did he really want to sing about the love? I felt so ashamed!
However, Tang Gun still felt that he had to act a little like him, after all, if Xu Xian was Wu Yi, wouldn't he be exposed?
Looking at the date, it seems that there is still a month to go before the rainy day at the time of the broken bridge.
So, it seems that you have given time in advance?
It's rare to come to Hangzhou, so it's better to have a fun.
Tang Gun thought for a while, and felt that it was better to forget it, it would be good to open a supermarket here, and after he got it, he could replenish his troops to suppress those demons and share certain casualties for the human race.
But just as Tang Gun was about to act, Tang Gun suddenly paused.
Isn't that Fahai focused on eliminating demons? Why didn't you fool him over? This guy not only has the burning finger bowl given by the Buddha, but also the golden light Zen staff, which is completely a demon artifact!
It's really hard to find a thug of this level!
Tang Gun thought for a while, or decided to open three or four supermarkets here, when the time comes, you can use the old points, and gradually use the points to replace those real money, when the world war breaks out in the future, the island country will definitely not be able to take away a little gold and silver, this is definitely a means to benefit the people!
Tang Gun found a place with a large flow of people, that is, a forest at the same distance from Leifeng Pagoda and the city, and then built a large temple while it was dark.
Wanjie Supermarket: The Gift of the Buddha!
Inside, Tang Gun has set up a food, clothing, housing and transportation area, the clothing area is all suits and ancient costumes, and the line area is a bicycle trolley and the like, I believe it will be a big seller.
During this period, there were not many things, so Tang Gun also put a lot of green shower gel, shampoo and soap, soap and non-phosphorus laundry detergent, which greatly reformed the clothes on their bodies.
Of course, Tang Gun also got a bunch of toothbrushes and toothpaste, and their hygiene could also be greatly improved.
With these, Tang Gun is not satisfied, but a large amount of toilet water, gold balm and wind oil essence, which can not only repel mosquitoes and insects, but also do some indescribable things.
Despite these, Tang Gun still imported mosquito tobacco incense and mothballs, which I believe can also be sold at a good price.
This is Hangzhou, and it seems that the food is too monotonous, so Tang Gun put the recipes on the sales area, and also put rapeseed oil, tea oil and the like on the shelves.
Various spices (star anise, grass fruit, lily, pepper, etc.) and seasonings (soy sauce, vinegar, cooking wine...) were also put on the shelves, which was something that changed the pattern of life and was also a food revolution.
Kitchen utensils such as woks, kitchen knives, cutting boards, etc., are all placed in the sales area.
Generally speaking, as long as there are no major historical changes involved, Tang Gun has moved them here.
Perhaps many years later, archaeologists who excavate the cemetery regret to find a glass bottle unearthed, still containing peanut oil, will be surprised.
Of course, in order to better change history, Tang Gun also came up with a lot of books, all of which are about how to govern the country and the world map! For example, "Laws and Regulations", "People's Livelihood", "Economy", "Greenhouse", "Glass", "Farming", "Breeding", "Etiquette", "Book of War"...
In the future, those so-called imperial examination systems should be abolished!
After thinking about it carefully, Tang Gun made up some of the things that came to mind, and later found that there seemed to be nothing to add, so he set up a teleportation array and walked out of the supermarket.
It's hard to imagine that an old man in a lily robe turned out to be the owner of this supermarket, and he really fulfilled the saying "people can't look good".
After Tang Gun left, he hid in an inn and looked at the screen to observe the reactions of those people.
At first, such a supermarket did calm everyone, but some of the brave ones touched it and saw the android sisters, who helped those people apply for point cards, directly exchanged those silver tickets and silver taels and other things into points, and then walked around the supermarket.
And there are also fishermen inside, and it is said that as long as the fish you catch can be exchanged for points directly with your point card, everyone was stunned when they didn't have to work so hard to sell.
This is a revolution from the future, far exceeding the power of miniature and supporting treasures, and the degree of advancement is no less than those immortal means.
With the points, everyone visited the Wanjie Supermarket under the leadership of the android lady, and not only knew about various popular clothes, but also knew about the canteen and transportation, which was an eye-opener.
What shocked them the most was the fresh fruits, vegetables, meat, seafood and seasonings, which simply subverted their cognition.
In particular, those who read the books were completely shocked by those books, even if the content of the imperial examination system was not as shocked as these books.
Looking at it, many people are difficult to choose, they don't know how to start, they want to buy everything, but they don't have so many points in their pockets!
Or those fishermen were smart and directly bought glass bottles of edible salt, two pots, soap, phosphorus-free laundry detergent, shampoo, shower gel and other necessary supplies, and the rest of the people struggled.
The point card can be exchanged for books, calligraphy and paintings, and other valuable things, and then these calligraphy and paintings can be sold in other modern high-tech eras, which must be antiques, and of course, that point card can also recycle some waste products that can be used, so their itinerary is still very bright.
For these things, everyone can only blame the heads of the gods, thinking that this is a miracle, that is, the emperor wants to requisition this place and weigh it.
"Well, have you heard?"
"The miracle?"
"It seems that the gods have appeared!"
"I now buy fishing nets to catch hundreds of catties of fish every day, and I directly exchange the fishing nets and fish for a few points, which is now enough for our family to live for two months!"
"My family even made braised pork yesterday!"
"That's a good steak too!"
"It is said that many chefs in small shops are learning recipes!"
"Do you stay at the hotel?"
"It feels expensive, but it's really good inside!"
"Yesterday I drank Red Bull!"
"Have you heard? It's time for reform!"
"Yes, it is said that the world is very big, and His Majesty is ready to gather troops to recover the border as soon as possible, and then attack the world!"
"Your news is outdated, tell you that the Academy of Sciences has opened, and Your Majesty is ready to use technology to conquer the barbarians. ”
"The imperial examination system has been abolished, and those scholars are tragic!"
"There's no way around it. ”
"I heard that the days of those corrupt officials are over, and now they are all beheaded for corruption, and their descendants will be beheaded if they are the same, and if they can be saved, they will be sent to the frontier!"
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Everyone is crazy, and they are discussing the changes in the imperial court all day long, and many monsters also come to the supermarket in disguise, but they find that as soon as they enter the supermarket, their mana is sealed, which is terrible, they hurriedly went out of the supermarket, but the mana is back!
In order to find out the truth, some monsters risk death to enter the supermarket to find out.
They also saw a book called "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", and they were attracted by the words on the cover, so they bought it back curiously, but it became out of control as soon as they read it.
The love stories of various demons and monsters and people on the above make them suspicious, and they also have merit, which can frighten many people.
Demons with merit are more likely to become immortals, while those without merit or even kill innocents indiscriminately, not only are they easy to be hacked to death, but even when they enter hell, they will go into the oil pot and go into the eighteenth layer of hell to suffer and be devastated by pain.
Some youkai decide to change their minds, while others don't, but in the end, the truth tells you that these youkai who decided to do evil died a tragic death.
Not only the monsters, but also many people of the human race were also shocked. Scholars don't believe it, but Wanjie Supermarket has completely subverted their cognition, so they can't believe it. The sentence "good will end up with good and evil will be rewarded" really frightened many people, and many people decided to change their minds and decide to be a good person.
The fermentation of this matter is far from over, the influence of the Wanjie Supermarket has even overwhelmed the Buddhism, Fahai should come over after he leaves the customs, Tang Gun felt that at that time, he would give him a chicken soup for the soul and let him support the hillbilly them.
When the time comes, Fahai directly took the burning finger bowl to collect demons everywhere, exchanged them all with point cards, and then sold him incense, candles, paper fire, and lamp oil, and sold him "Diamond Sutra", "Yijin Sutra", "Pulp Washing Sutra", etc., these Buddha and demon classics don't believe that they can't tempt him.
Tang Gun observed the business in this way, and soon it was the day when Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen met, and he had to row a boat to solicit business, so as not to miss history.
But who knows what fate is?
Weirdly, Xiaoqing and Bai Suzhen Xu Xian still made it to the boat, and it was raining, and Tang Gun also came to sing with Xiaoqing.
But soon, Tang Gun was stunned.
Just now he was obviously holding the boat, how did he make it into another small boat in the blink of an eye?
"What's going on?system!!"
"Just detected the sister system forcibly replaced the host's identity, and hereby the system replaced the host with passerby A!"
"Ip Man became the captain?"
I'll go!!!
Tang Gun was stunned, he understood the system's statement, just like he took the place of the boatman, and now Ip Man replaced him and became the boatman.
It was not Xu Xian who crossed over, but Ye Man!
It's hard to prevent it!
It's also too coincidental, the boatman went offline Tang Gun went online, only after a while, Tang Gun was forced to go offline, Ip Man went online, and the cliff is the current world newspaper!!
In the end, Tang Gun found that Ye Wen's title of love saint was definitely not called in vain, and directly sang [Slender Man's Love], bluffing Xiaoqing's face and red ears.
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat..., brother walks on the shore......"
Ip Man's singing skills are very good and magnetic, even a lady like Bai Suzhen is blushing and shy, not to mention Xiaoqing, a violent maniac with a big grin.
Moreover, many of Ye Man's eyes are looking at Xiaoqing, which is a little abnormal.
Seems to have discovered something amazing!!
Tang Gun found that Ip Man's target was not Bai Suzhen, but Xiaoqing!
What's wrong with the world?
Principled Ip Man? And he's still a heavy taste? That Xiaoqing's temper is relatively hot, can you control it?
Although Brother Cheng's Gui Yanye was a gentle guest, but in the end he died in the firewood knife, what are you doing to make such a fuss?
Suddenly, Tang Gun remembered something!
That was when Ip Man seemed to be hunted down by someone before, maybe that person was Xiaoqing!
Be a dead expert Ip Man!
Waiting for the boat to go ashore, Bai Suzhen gave the umbrella to Xu Xian, and it was really a new chapter after the bridge was broken!
Maybe Bai Suzhen was so happy that she forgot about Xiaoqing behind her, this little girl was a little curious about Ip Man, and she was occasionally shy!
Nani?
Tang Gun was dumbfounded, flirting with the crazy demon Ip Man was on the line, and the little green snake was defeated by the superb flirting technique, and he had fallen into a sweet trap.
Heavy taste!
Tang Gun was a little suspicious, the son of a big family was afraid that he was going to cry and faint in the toilet, after all, Xiaoqing was robbed by Ye Man, it was powerful enough!
I said, is this the real origin of the slender man's love??