Chapter 78: The apprentice is smart
But at this moment, suddenly, a person came to his mind, and it was an old man with a white beard.
"Great Sage, you don't know such a simple question?" said the old man.
Could it be that he is dreaming again, many strange people have come to talk to him in his dreams, and he is used to it.
"This!" He looked at the old man, he seemed to know, what was his name Wenquxing, he had a little friendship in his dream, and when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he didn't hit that hard.
"You said you would, I'll teach you, hurry up. The old man said.
Sun Wukong was depressed, he had to fight, he couldn't be embarrassed, Su Mei was looking at me, Sun Wukong spoke: "Teacher Huang, I remember, I will answer."
"Okay, let me ask, you answer in English!First, who is Sun Wukong, where does he come from, and where is he going?" Teacher Huang asked.
"Sun Wukong is me, I am the Monkey King, my master is the Haotian Holy Emperor, I come from the void, I go to the void, my existence is a mystery, a mystery through the ages, a one called Wu Chengen, just know a little bit of my story and origin, write it into the book, that book is called Journey to the West. Sun Wukong replied.
"Why did Chang'e live in Guanghan Palace, why did Zhu Bajie call Marshal Tianpeng, why did he go to molest Chang'e, and why was the general of the curtain beaten down from the heavenly court?"
"Chang'e had a crush on my master, and she had to drink with her, and was found jealous by the queen mother, and the queen mother also had a crush on my master, and she didn't like the old man Jade Emperor very much, so she was locked up in Guanghan Palace. ”
"Zhu Bajie saw me in a field tent on Catch Fish Island, I liked it very much, and I built this tent in his residence in the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor accidentally saw it and thought it was very good, so he made a camping use, he was very happy, and he named Zhu Bajie as the marshal of Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie had a crush on Chang'e Fairy, after a drink, he finally fell ill, so he quietly followed Chang'e to Guanghan Palace, wanted an autograph, but was discovered by the Queen Mother's people, and the result was tragic!"
"Monk Sha used to be a little kid, my master taught him some martial arts, he came to my master to roll the door curtains, he rolled up well, and then the practice was successfully selected to heaven, the Jade Emperor saw his technique of rolling room curtains, so he was named the general of the blinds, and then when my master was in retreat, I made a big fuss in the heavenly palace and was suppressed by Rulai, and the Sha monk wanted to avenge me, and entered the curtain of the Jade Emperor with a knife, and wanted to kill the Jade Emperor, as a result, he was found and was beaten down to the mortal world as a demon. ”
There are dozens of questions in a row, and Sun Wukong answers the questions, and his English is very standard.
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Everyone couldn't close their mouths and was surprised.
It turns out that this Monkey King classmate is so good at English, it's simply hidden.
Those students who like to read online novels thought to themselves, it turns out that those novels are true, and there is really such a thing as pretending to slap their faces.
Su Mei began to applaud, and she had a smile on her face.
"The answer was great, great. Teacher Huang began to applaud, unheard of, the imagination is peculiar, the key is that English is good and witty.
Then, one by one, and one by one, another classmate began to applaud.
"Thank you, thank you!" Sun Wukong nodded to everyone without smiling.
The female student Zhou Cambridge was not very beautiful, and her face with a few freckles was full of admiration.
"Student Sun, you prepare, half a month later, there will be an English speech contest for middle school students in the city, and there is only one place in my class, so I decided that you should go. ”
Teacher Huang pushed down his glasses, and he had a feeling of Bole, and he didn't feel his contempt for this classmate just now, and he was slapped in the face at the moment.
It doesn't matter, if Sun Wukong wins the award, it is because he has excellent selection of materials and excellent teaching, and the prize money will not be less!
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Ning Hao laughed in the air at the moment.
White-bearded Wen Quxing looked at Ning Hao, "Immortal Venerable, you've completed your task!"
"Okay, you can help him at any time, I will let your Jade Emperor give you extra points, he is in charge of this Huaxia side of the sky, although he is a little older, but it can still be used!" Ning Hao said.
"Thank you Immortal Venerable!" Wen Quxing's forehead was sweating, this guy is a guy who kills people and kills immortals, and our Jade Emperor will tremble when he sees him.
After school, Sun Wukong and Su Mei walked together in the school playground.
"I can't see that you are so good at English, but the story you said about Sun Wukong, is it really fake?" Su Mei's beautiful eyes were full of smiles, although her breasts were not big, they were still very cute bulges.
Sun Wukong swallowed his saliva, looking at this girl's beautiful face, a little depressed.
"Of course it's true, hehe, don't say much, I have to go to work after I send you. Monkey King walked over to his worn-out bicycle.
Su Mei looked at his back, a little nymphomaniac, waited for him to come out and got into his car.
Sun Wukong rode fast, Su Mei could only hug his back tightly, and now, he put his soft chest on it.
They are also used to riding like this since they were young.
Her head rested on her as well, feeling the growing masculine aura of her body.
Sun Wukong coughed a few times, "You seem to be taking advantage of me again, be careful that I want you to be responsible?"
"You're not going to get pregnant, what's my responsibility, huh. Su Mei pouted.
It's just that they didn't see it, and on the side of the road, a monk was staring at them, and then said to himself: "I finally found you!"
In the bar, it is lively, the lights are bright, and the flesh is hungry.
Sun Wukong looked at the guy, the guy had been holding on to himself just now to speak, he said that he was a Tang monk, and he came to find a disciple to re-learn the scriptures.
Then, this guy named Tang Seng saw a beautiful woman on the stage singing a song, and the song was called "Daughter's Love".
Hearing this song, Tang Seng's eyes instantly straightened, and in that song, Tang Seng drank a glass of wine, and forgot to find Sun Wukong to talk about learning scriptures.
Sun Wukong thought that he was just in a bad mood and talked nonsense when his heart was empty.
It's just that soon, the singing on stage is gone, and it becomes a pole dance of beautiful women.
Tang Seng opened his mouth wide, his eyes were round, because he saw the girl's big waves, white legs, and that seductive movement, Tang Seng suddenly became drunk and fell on the table.
Ning Hao was also on the side, looking at them, this Tang Seng finally found Sun Wukong, he was really persistent.
But they have to go through the Journey to the West Tribulation, this is their life, and they can help it.
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The pole dancing was over, and Sun Wukong woke up when he saw Tang Seng, he staggered out of the bar, I don't know if he was afraid of something as fragrant as pole dancing.
When he went out, Tang Seng was still nagging in his mouth, empty and not different.
It's just that as soon as Tang Seng went out, Sun Wukong heard a miserable scream, isn't that Tang Seng?
He hurried out, and sure enough, it was him.
Unexpectedly, when this guy went out, he was besieged by dozens of black-clothed men.