Chapter 195: Swearing
"Fat ...... Fatty?" Yu Wenhao said with difficulty.
Not only Yu Wenhao, but everyone present was stunned. Even the head of the fairy mountain, who was called a fat man, was stunned.
"I, am I fat?" the head of the fairy mountain was stunned for a while before he said such a sentence.
"Also...... It's okay. Qin Shaojie said.
What's wrong with me, I damn it, I actually call the head of the house fat, really, even if it's really fat, I can't say it.
"Hahaha" The head of the Immortal Mountain suddenly laughed, and Qin Shaojie was startled.
"Master Qinmen, you are so interesting, haha, you don't know, I was in this shape when I was a child, and those friends called me fat when I was a child, haha, this is a good name, yes, it reminds me of my childhood." I want to think about it, heck, I haven't seen those friends for almost a thousand years, I don't know how they are. ”
What else, they are all ordinary people, and they don't know where they are reincarnated for a long time. Qin Shaojie said secretly.
"By the way, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself. The head of the Immortal Mountain suddenly stopped laughing and said. "Master Qinmen, what about me, this name has long been forgotten, but I still remember the Dao name that my master gave me, I want to think about it, what is it called. By the way, my name is Yuyangzi. ”
"Yuyangzi's seniors, juniors Qin Shaojie. Qin Shaojie clasped his hands into fists and bowed slightly.
"Oops, hey, what's your name senior, your doll is very interesting. I like it when I look at you, so you can just call me fat, haha. Yuyangzi laughed.
Seeing Yu Yangzi smiling so happily, Qin Shaojie thought secretly. This Yuyangzi is really alternative enough.
If this were someone else, I wouldn't know what to do for a long time, and you would dare to call it a fat man, but who is Qin Shaojie, he is the master who climbs along the pole.
"Oh, since Yuyangzi's predecessors are so enthusiastic, then I won't be hypocritical, how old are you that I am older, and I hit you off at first sight, so it's better to call you fat brother." Qin Shaojie said with a smile.
Yu Wenhao, Mo Tian, and those uncles and uncles of Xianshan suddenly had three black lines on their foreheads, and they were really thundered by Qin Shaojie. Originally, the cultivation of the head of his immortal mountain was extremely high, and the cultivation of the golden immortal period was difficult to find an opponent in the world, but it was this character that really jumped out.
Yu Wenhao almost fell headlong. How old is you? My master is not too young to be your ancestor.
"Gee, I didn't think of that. Hearing Qin Shaojie say this, Yuyangzi was not angry, and his chubby face was even more smiling like a dog's tail flower.
"Yes, yes, you and I hit it off at first sight, you and I are a few years older than you, you call me fat brother, then I will call you Brother Jie. Ha ha. Yuyangzi said with a laugh.
Looking at the few uncles and uncles present, except for Na Qianting, who looked at them expressionlessly, everyone else turned their faces. said that he didn't know Yuyangzi. It's a shame.
"No, no. Yuyangzi suddenly shouted.
"What's not going to work?" Qin Shaojie asked strangely. Is he going to repent?
When the uncles and uncles of the Immortal Mountains heard Yuyangzi say no, they immediately turned their faces. But then, I listened to Yuyangzi say. "No, no, I'm so happy, Brother Jie, why don't we take advantage of today's good day and auspicious day to worship as brothers. ”
"Puff"
Yu Wenhao and Mo Tian couldn't stand it anymore, and fell directly to the ground.
Qin Shaojie's heart is happy, and he is a brother, of course, if the Demon Dao will trouble him in the future, as long as he runs to this Yuyangzi and shouts for help, then Yuyangzi will definitely not say a word, just draw his sword and go up.
"Oh, that's a bargain. Qin Shaojie said excitedly.
"Haha, that's good. Yuyangzi smiled. "Come, let's bow down in front of this ancestral master's tablet. ”
As he spoke, Yuyangzi pulled Qin Shaojie to kneel down in front of the tablet in the middle of the hall.
"I, Yuyangzi, today I am married to Brother Jie as a brother with a different surname, and from now on I will be blessed and enjoy the same hardships, not to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day of the same month and month of the same year. Heaven and earth can be learned, if the oath is violated, the sky will be thundered. ”
"I, Qin Shaojie, today I swore with the fat brother as a brother with a different surname, and from now on I will be blessed and enjoy the same hardships, I do not seek to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month of the same year, heaven and earth can be learned, if I violate my oath, I will definitely talk about thunder and thunder. Qin Shaojie followed and said.
Fat brother, you have to live a little longer, I don't want to die yet. Qin Shaojie said secretly in his heart.
"Wow, so happy, so happy. Yu Yangzi said with a smile.
"Yu Wenhao, Mo Tian, what are you two still doing lying on the ground, why don't you come over and salute, although Brother Jie is not from my Xianshan, we have become brothers, so don't come and see Uncle Shi soon." ”
Yu Wenhao and Mo Tian got up from the ground very reluctantly, and their heads were almost hanging to the ground.
"Uncle Shi, it's polite. ”
"Go down, go down, what doesn't grow, you can't salute. Yu Yangzi waved his hand and said. "Let's go, let's drink wine and eat meat. By the way, Senior Sister Jianting, you can show your hands and make a few snacks. With that, this Yuyangzi put his arm around Qin Shaojie's shoulder and walked outside.
Yu Wenhao and Mo Tian were about to cry when they were wronged. What do you mean by not growing, uncle, what kind of style are you smoking? It's a shame. It's better to go to the back mountains to open up the wasteland.
"Division...... Master, what should I do? Yu Wenhao asked with a sad face.
"Go down, I'll see. Jian Ting said softly. Then he followed Qin Shaojie and the two out.
"Hey, I said fat brother, where did you learn that oath? Do you often go down the mountain?" Qin Shaojie asked curiously.
"Haha, Brother Jie, you don't know this. Yuyangzi laughed. "Let me tell you, when I went down the mountain a few days ago, I watched a show called Water Margin, and when I bowed in it, I said so. Ha ha. I didn't expect to use it today. ”
Qin Shaojie's white-haired sweat in his head.
I did it for a long time, and I learned it all from TV.
"Senior brother, you drink some wine first, and I'll go cook. At this time, Jian Ting also came over. Said lightly.
"Okay, haha. Yuyangzi smiled.
"Brother Jie, I can tell you, my junior sister is the master of Yu Wenhao, and her personality is very cold, but this cooking skill is not bad, you have oral today. By the way, Brother Jie, do you have a Taoist couple? ”
"What do you mean?" asked Qin Shaojie with a puzzled expression.
"Oh, it's just good, understand?" Yu Yangzi said. "What do you think of my junior sister, although she is older than you and her personality is a little colder, but it doesn't matter, the older ones will take care of people. How about it, are you interested, if you are interested, you guys will talk about it later?"
At this moment, Qin Shaojie finally understood why Yu Wenhao and Mo Tian fell into the past.
"This ...... This, fat brother, where did you learn your pimping work?" Qin Shaojie asked with a black line on his face.
"Pimping?what do you mean?" Yuyangzi's chubby face was also inexplicable.
"That's it...... It's that you want to match me with your junior sister. After holding it for a long time, Qin Shaojie said.
"Ah, that's what you say. I learned it from TV. Yuyangzi smiled.
"What...... What TV. ”
"Do Not Disturb If Not X"
"Bang Dang"
"Hey, Brother Jie, Brother Jie, what's wrong with you. ”