Ke Wang turned around, and it turned out to be the unruly girl Hu Lanlan. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Miss Hu, is there something wrong with you?" Ke Wang couldn't figure out what she wanted to do, so he wanted to ask out loud.

"Can't I come to you if there's nothing to do?" Hu Lanlan said angrily, she hurriedly came to intercept Ke Wang when she saw him leave just now, and before she could think of any reason to prepare, she was asked by Ke Wang, and her brain was in a hurry and she decided to mess around.

"What's the matter with that spell of yours? And you just read a few words like this, how did that garbage wake up? If you really have a spell, can you teach me? Can you accept female apprentices?" Hu Lanlan suddenly turned into a curious baby, and threw out many questions like a cannon.

Ke Wang didn't have so much time to chat with the eldest lady, and he was ready to leave with an "oh".

Hu Lanlan saw that Ke Wang was about to leave again, so she was in a hurry and went directly to grab Ke Wang. Unexpectedly, I ran into a void, and when I looked closely, Ke Wang was gone, but a deep footprint suddenly appeared on the original concrete floor.

"What are you afraid of, walking so fast. Hu Lanlan muttered to herself and stared at the new footprints, her face changed, revealing an evil smile: "You can't run, there's nothing that Miss Ben is interested in that you can't get!"

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In order to get rid of the eldest lady, Ke Wang used to shrink the ground into inches, and the mana that was close to drying up due to repeated spells was consumed, and his spirit was very tired. But it was all worth it, and to be honest, he was frightened by the look in the big lady's eyes. When Hu Lanlan and Ke Wang were not on the same page before, their eyes were like looking at a clown, although Ke Wang was uncomfortable, he could also understand that such a fantasy thing as a spell was no different from a liar for people who didn't understand. But when Hu Lanlan chased after him just now, her eyes were blazing and crazy, and she looked at Ke Wang like looking at a novel toy. He didn't want to be involved with such a character, so he had to run away in the end.

Ke Wangmei, who returned to the "House of Everything", slept beautifully, and was not woken up by Zhu Er until it was dark.

"Brother, it's time to eat. Today there is your favorite dish. Zhu Er shook Ke Wang's arm and said coquettishly.

Zhu'er is still so well-behaved, she knows how to cook. Wait, cook!

Ke Wang immediately came to his senses, and cold sweat immediately oozed from his head. Since Zhu Er turned into a human form, she has been by Ke Wang's side and helped him with housework. She can handle tasks such as cleaning the house, washing clothes, and receiving "customers" in an orderly manner, but the level of cooking is really unbearable. After eating the first "dark dish" carefully prepared by Zhu Er, Ke Wang swore in his heart that it was the most unpalatable thing he had eaten in decades. On the one hand, it couldn't hit Zhu'er's self-confidence, looking at Zhu'er's expectant little eyes blinking, Ke Wang could only say against his will that it was not bad, but he had never let Zhu'er into the kitchen since then.

Ke Wang spent too much mana and cultivated for too long, and he didn't wake up until Zhu Er got out of school. And the cute and well-behaved sister prepares "hearty" dishes in order to make her brother who has worked hard all day eat "delicious" meals, what a loving thing!

"Zhu'er, what's that pot?"

"I hate it, brother, isn't this your favorite scrambled eggs with tomatoes, I know that I still ask people!"

"Then why is it a black, unknown liquid?"

"I tasted it and didn't think it was salty enough, so I put some soy sauce in it. ”

"How much did you put?"

"It's not much, it's just a pot. Huh, brother, why is your face white?"

"It's nothing, by the way, Zhu'er, what's on that plate?"

"Brother, you're so strange today, why do you ask some strange questions? Isn't that barbecue?"

"Is it?ahaha~~ Why did I only see chili powder?"

"Brother, didn't you once give me a barbecue to eat, saying that it was better to add some chili powder when you barbecued meat. I wanted to add a little more, wouldn't it be more delicious, so I poured all three packets of "devil's chili powder" at home. How's that, brother, I'm smart. Hey, what's wrong with you, you're not so happy that you can't stand still, why are you shaking?"

"I ...... I didn't ...... It's okay, but what's this one?"

"Oh, it's stir-fried greens, brother. ”

"What did you do to it to make it what it is. ”

"Well, when I was stir-frying, I remembered that my brother said that when you put a little salt in the stir-fry, the juice will come out, and I thought if I put more salt to get the juice faster, so I put the whole bag of salt in it. But it still hasn't juiced, it's really strange, brother, what you said isn't all right! Huh, brother, why did you fall down, haven't you woken up yet? Get up and eat, brother!"

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You can't eat it, you definitely can't eat it! If you eat it, you'll die! Even Ke Wang, who is a cultivator and has immortal power, feels that the threat of death is coming at him at this time!

"That'...... That, Zhu'er, you see we haven't gone out to eat together for many days, why don't we go to your favorite barbecue restaurant for barbecue today!" Ke Wang tried to squeeze out a smile and said to Zhu'er cautiously. In fact, his inner monologue is: I want to live!

Zhu Er blinked her big pure and immaculate eyes, her eyes were full of hesitation, on one side was a delicious barbecue, and on the other hand was a "love meal" for her brother, she was a little torn between it.

Ke Wang saw the hope of living, desperately grasped this life-saving straw, and lobbied more actively: "Zhu'er, look, you can cook at home at any time, we haven't gone out to eat for a long time, I'll buy you whatever you want to eat this time." ”

Zhu Er frowned, suspicious of Ke Wang's positive actions, and pouted unhappily: "Does my brother not like the dishes I make? That's why I must go out to eat!"

Bingo! Kewang sighed. This little girl, should I say whether she is natural or born with a black belly, as soon as her words came out, Ke Wang's way to survive was completely blocked, and his plan to dream of escaping was completely bankrupt.

Ke Wang's eyes were full of tears, and he gritted his teeth and said, "How could it be! How could I not like the food made by our lovely Zhu'er! I like the dishes that Zhu'er made for me the most!"

His heart is roaring! His heart is shouting! But men, you have to be strong, and you have to swallow it in your stomach if you knock out your teeth. This is a real man!

Ke Wang picked up the chopsticks with difficulty, and was hesitating about whether eating "roasted chili powder" had a good hope of surviving (?) or "fried salt" was easy to survive (?) or "fried soy sauce" was easier to survive, when there was a sudden knock on the door.

Ke Wang was overjoyed, immediately threw down his chopsticks, threw down the sentence "I'll open the door" and rushed away.

The door opened, and it was Lei Xian.

Before Lei Xian could speak, Ke Wang immediately glanced at Lei Xian and shouted: "You want to invite me out for a drink! But I'm eating! Okay, okay, since you beg me like this, it's not easy for me to refuse." I'll just go with you. ”

Lei Xian reacted quickly, only to see that he was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he immediately said in a louder voice: "Yes...... Yes, it's really my honor to be able to appreciate it, senior! I'm waiting for you at the door, you must come!"

Ke Wang turned around and changed his impatient expression and went to say goodbye to Zhu'er.

As soon as I entered the restaurant, I saw Zhu Er sitting on a chair with a pouting mouth and drawing circles, and her cute expression was simply cute.

Ke Wang smiled secretly in his heart, still maintaining that impatient expression on his face, and complained in his mouth: "This Lei Xian, he doesn't pick a time to invite someone to drink, it's all come to this point, and he still bothers me, it's true." ”

Zhu Er's eyes lit up, she got up and hugged Ke Wang's arm, and said coquettishly, "Then brother, aren't you leaving?"

Ke Wang was taken aback, the play was too much, and it was counterproductive! To take it back, to take it back! Ke Wang immediately put on an embarrassed expression, at this moment he is not alone, not alone! At this moment, he Robert De Niro, Tom Hanks, and Marlon Brando's soul possession, at this moment he is not fighting alone! At this moment, he has full marks in acting skills! At this moment, he is the actor!

Ke Wang sighed, touched Zhu'er's head, and said helplessly: "How can you regret what you promised to others! ”

Zhu Er enjoyed Ke Wang's touching of his head very much, and said a "hmm" with a red face and lowered his head.

Ke Wang nodded with satisfaction and walked out of the door. After the door was closed, he let out a long breath, and his body was surrounded by cold sweat. Lei, who was standing outside the door, looked at Ke Wang with an ambiguous smile.

Ke Wang looked back at Lei Xian seriously and said to him, "It's not what you think!"

Lei Xian's smile became more and more strange, and he said to Ke Wang in a mocking tone: "Senior, I understand, men, there are always a few days a month when you don't want to go home. ”

You understand something! There are always a few days a month, and you think you're coming to the big aunt!

Ke Wang was anxious and wanted to explain to Lei Xian, but was interrupted by him waving his hand: "Needless to say, senior, I know that you have helped me so much, I always have to repay it." Don't worry, I'll arrange today's event to ensure your satisfaction!"

So what do you know?

Lei Xian pulled him into the car without Ke Wang's words, and the car drove away, leaving only two lines of tire prints and Ke Wang's complaint: "You haven't said where you want to pull me up!"