Chapter 151: The Avengers
Since 'Master Su' refused to help, if he wanted to deal with a few bodyguards from the student representative's family, Tang Yi could only ask Gao Ming.
Just like Lu Xiaofeng, every time he encounters big trouble, don't he have to ask his full-time thug Ximen to blow the snow?
So what I need now is a master like the "Sword God" Ximen Blowing Snow.
Tang Lu dialed a familiar number on his mobile phone: 154-594-51494
- It's hard to forget such a strange number......
"Hey!"
"First, I don't have money to invest in a business, second, I don't have a credit card to spend money abroad, third, I don't participate in any lucky draws, and fourth, I don't have any children arrested or in a car accident.
So to sum up, you are an unfamiliar number, is there anything else you have to say now?" said the voice on the phone.
"......" Tang Xuan.
It's still the original recipe, and it's still the familiar taste......
"Don't have anything to say, do you? Then I'll hang up!" said smugly on the phone.
"Brother Earthworm, aren't you living a good life, why are you hanging up?" Tang Wei asked.
"You...... You are...... You are Tang Lang, the brother-in-law of Tang Lang's godson's third aunt, what are you looking for me for?"
"Don't be nervous, I'm not here to trouble you this time, I'm looking for someone.
Didn't a relative of Tang Lu come to you for the night some time ago who was desperate and came to stay with you? She is still with you, right? You give her the phone. Tang Yi said.
"......" Qiu Jiaze.
It is conceivable that he was already "stunned", and it took a few seconds to wake up:
"You're talking about that young man who is very young, although he is very old, right? It's Tang Lu's direct aunt and grandfather, your grandson's aunt and grandfather, right?"
"......" Tang Xuan.
This time, it was Tang Yan's turn to "stare at the dog".
Grandpa?
What the heck?
"Wait a minute, I'll give him my phone. Qiu Jiaze on the phone said, and then there was no sound.
It didn't take long for the sound of the door opening the door faintly on the phone.
"Ahh
"You...... You're actually a woman?!" Qiu Jiaze's frightened voice came.
Finally, there was a terrible scream:
"Ahh
"......" Tang Xuan.
No way......
Could it be that his college classmate, after so many days, still doesn't know that Bai Xiaobai is actually a woman?
"Hey. Xiaobai's cold voice came from the phone.
Tang Lu breathed a sigh of relief
——This descendant of the Bai family is really still living in Qiu Jiaze's house.
"What happened?" he asked.
"You don't have to know. Xiaobai said coolly.
"This ...... Brother Earthworm, he's still alive, right?" Tang Wei asked.
"Not dead. Xiaobai replied.
"......" Tang Xuan.
"Alive" and "not dead" should mean the same thing, right?
Forget it, leave him alone for now......
"Let's meet, there's something you need help with. Tang Tao got straight to the point.
"Why?" asked Xiaobai.
"Because I rescued you from the hands of the Yangtze River Gang, and let you hide in Brother Earthworm's house for so long. And the wanted warrant issued by Longmen to you has always been carried by me, do you know how much sacrifice I have made because of your business?
So, now is the time for you to repay me!" Tang said solemnly.
"......" Xiaobai.
After being silent for a long time, her cold voice finally came from the phone:
"When?where?"
............
"Yida Plaza" - the most prosperous commercial center near Yucai Jide Middle School.
Tang Yi has already met with Crazy Boy.
"Big brother, I have already investigated according to your instructions! The female junior high school student Tang Jing you are looking for is still going to school normally these days, but she has not returned home, she is inseparable from a high school boy in the school, and it seems that she has lived directly in this high school student's house. But I haven't found out the identity of this high school student yet, anyway, it's the kind of family with a very good background.
As for Tang Jing's home in 'Guanshan Seven Villages', there have been takeaways coming to her door these days, and she should have arranged it to deliver food to her stupid father. Crazy Boy said.
Although he has not fully recovered from his injuries, he has lost his equipment such as plaster casts and crutches.
Tang Wei nodded.
This time, he was fully disguised
- Because I have become an "Internet celebrity", I must wear a mask and a hat to go out......
Next, Tang Lu made a long story short, and told the Troubled Boy in detail about the crime of the mission target and his plan.
Hearing what Xiao Jing did, Troubled Boy was also shocked and kept asking, "Really?"
In the end, after listening to Tang Yan's whole plan, he was even more frightened.
"Big brother, according to this plan of yours, will it be a little ...... Is it a bit too risky? Am I going to be in danger of my life?" he asked.
Tang Lu could only give him pre-war ideological work:
"As you know, the goal of this mission is not only to exterminate humanity, but also to be very cunning. The most troublesome thing is that she can use her beauty to instigate others to stand up for him.
If we really want to deal with her, we must let her let her down her guard, otherwise, she may be able to find a lot of wronged leaders like the student representatives.
As for the three masters who already know about the Eagle Claw Bodyguard, the Long-haired Bodyguard, and the Zhan Long Hall surnamed Gao, I have already invited a master to help, so you don't have to worry about it at all, there will definitely be no danger to your life.
Don't worry, we are doing chivalrous righteousness and eliminating harm for the people, how can the eldest brother pit you?" Tang Tao said earnestly.
"Okay, I'll listen to my eldest brother's arrangement, I'll go to the sword mountain and the sea of fire!" said Tricky Boy firmly.
But he was still a little uneasy, and asked:
"But big brother, why hasn't this master you invited come yet?"
"yes, it's time for her to see when it's time too. Tang Lu was also a little puzzled.
So the two of them looked outside Yida Plaza, looking at the pedestrians coming and going.
There are men, women and children, but they don't see Xiaobai
- This descendant of the Bai family won't release his own pigeons, right?
Just when Tang Lu was wondering, a girl with medium and long red hair and a badminton racket on her back suddenly appeared in front of them, staring at Tang Lu with two eyes.
???
!!!
"You...... What are you looking at?" asked Tang Lu very imposingly.
Where did this red-haired beauty, dressed like the skin of Mulan's "Youth Final Season" in the pesticide, come from?
Could it be that which enthusiastic netizen recognized himself, the "public enemy of mankind" who attempted to be a lewd female junior high school student?
"Sure enough, it's you. What are you doing like this?" asked the red-haired beauty.
Looking at this beauty's flat chest again, Tang Yi suddenly realized:
"Is that you? you...... What are you doing dressed up like this? Are you going to have sex reassignment surgery to restore your daughter?"
I can't imagine it......
The descendants of the Bai family in white clothes, white pants, and white shoes, Xiaobai, who has always had a small flat head, will actually become a beauty and wear a red wig?
What was she stimulated by this?
Fortunately, Xiaobai's expression is still the familiar coldness:
"Because if I want to practice swords, I must join the WTO!" Xiaobai said.
Tang Lu didn't understand.
"I came to Xincheng this time, there are three things to do, killing Chen Jiu to take revenge is only the first thing.
But since encountering ...... When I met that person, I realized that my swordsmanship was far from enough, and I had to be promoted to a whole new level!
And the set of swordsmanship I practiced is called 'Love Sword'. Now I have practiced to the realm of 'ruthlessness', that is, 'seeing the mountain is not the mountain, and seeing the water is not the water'.
If I want to go one step further and reach the realm of 'asking for love' of 'seeing mountains are still mountains, and seeing water is still water', I must enter the world with my body and experience what love is before I can 'ask for love'!"
"......" Tang Xuan.
The "person" that Xiaobai said should mean the "vampire", right?
Forget it, let's not mention that terrifying existence......
It's just that Xiaobai's "what is the experience of love", what does it mean?
Looking at Xiaobai's outfit as a sporty girl, and then at her chest, Tang Yi felt that he still didn't want to help with this......
Forget it, that's fine
- If it weren't for the bust, even he wouldn't have recognized this descendant of the Bai family, let alone the masters who chased her in the Dragon Gate to avenge Chen Jiu.
So now Xiaobai, it should be safe.
The old boy next to him didn't react until now, and couldn't help but interject and ask:
"Big brother, don't tell me that the master you found is this flat-chested girl?"
Finished......
Tang Lu knew that Gu Chao Boy was in trouble again, but unfortunately it was too late to stop it.
Xiao Bai's face immediately changed, and he directly used lightning speed to steal the bell, and pulled out a short sword from the bag of the badminton racket behind his back.
Then, with a flash of cold light, the leather pants on the legs of the old boy slipped directly below the knees, revealing the yellow briefs
- because his belt has been cut by Xiaobai's sword.
"Whoa......! Why did you take off my pants as soon as you came up?!" Crazy Boy hurriedly squatted down and pulled up his pants.
"Big brother didn't lie to you, is he?
"......" Crazy Boy.
He tugged at his pants tightly and didn't dare to speak anymore.
"Enough is enough! Everyone is their own people, this is called not fighting, not knowing each other!
White...... Sister Bai, I'll just say it bluntly, this time I called you to help, in fact, I need a team - a luxury team like the 'Avengers'!
And our goal is to deal with the 'drama master' Tang Jing, a frenzied female devil!" Tang Lu came out to play a round and said very seriously.
"The luxurious team, and the two of you?" Xiao Bai glanced at Tang Lu and Gu Ji with disdain.
"There's no way, there are several masters on the other side, and you have to be a master like you to deal with it. Tang Yi put a high hat on Xiaobai.
"Master, there are really few people in this world who are worthy of my shot!" Xiao Bai said proudly.
"......" Tang Xuan.
"......" Crazy Boy.