Chapter 213: The Great Duel (4)
Tang Lu was taken aback by the white-bearded old man's words
- A showdown of intellectual pinnacles?
What is that?
Since the other party can be called "Wenqu Xing", he must be a master with a lot of cultural background and wisdom, can he fight him with his undergraduate diploma?
Fortunately, the white-bearded old man spoke again.
"Children, the rules of this 'Wendou' are very simple, the old decay has an upper link, and you will have the next link. If you can get it right, even if you win!" he said, rubbing his beard.
"......" Tang Xuan.
The so-called "intellectual pinnacle showdown" is actually a couplet?
"Hahaha! There is a couplet from the Yangtze River Gang's 'Wenqu Xing' in person, that's a long face for your friends! Don't be afraid, even if you can't come out, you can also experience the edification of traditional Chinese culture!" The Zhao Sect Master next to him felt very sure.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, this kid!" The other people present were also excited, wanting to enjoy this unique "Wendou".
Tang Yi was a little flustered
——Today, although I am a full-time undergraduate graduate, I have never learned these old-fashioned poems......
But the white-bearded old man didn't give him a chance to refuse at all, and immediately started this "literary fight":
"Don't say that the old man bullied you, this uplink from the old man is an eternal absolute, and no one can match it for hundreds of years!
Listen, this uplink is 'Smoke Lock Pond Willow'!"
"......" Tang Xuan.
"......" Tang Xuan.
"......" Tang Xuan.
Important emotions are to be expressed three times.
No way......
What era is this "Wenqu Star" grandfather?
My Qing Dynasty is gone, okay!
Does the internet know?
actually came out with a classic couplet that has long been spread all over the Internet......
"Paozhen Haicheng Tower!" Tang Lu didn't think about it, and immediately gave an answer.
"Don't worry, children, you can see this Shanglian clearly! The five words 'smoke lock pond willow', next to them are 'fire', 'gold', 'water', 'earth', 'wood', corresponding to the traditional five elements, this is the essence of this union, and it is also the most difficult point!
And what are you, 'Paozhen Haicheng Tower', although the artistic conception is good, but you look at the radicals of these five words...... Hey...... Huh, no way!" The white-bearded old man's face changed, and even his eyes were about to pop out.
And the Zhao Sect Master and the others next to him all had unclear expressions on their faces.
"That's not a ...... Don't count!Come again!" The white-bearded old man settled down and gave another uplink:
"Shanghai's tap water comes from the sea!" he said proudly.
"Shandong peanuts fall and flowers fall in Dongshan!" Tang replied in seconds.
"Judge breaks the law, magistrate magistrate!"
"Train fire, fire train fire train!"
"Ice is better than ice!"
"Ming is the bright moon!"
"Eat noodles face to face!"
"Hand in hand!"
"Your sister!"
"My son!"
"......" Whitebeard Grandpa.
This "wise leader" from the Yangtze River Gang was already so angry that he blew his beard and stared.
Tang Lu was also speechless.
In technical terms, this is called "information asymmetry" in the information age......
"Grandpa, do you know about the Internet?" he couldn't help but ask.
"What nets? No nets can be used without the permission of the state!" said the white-bearded old man sternly.
"......" Tang Xuan.
At this level, what kind of "intellectual peak showdown" is still being said?
"Grandpa, if you don't do this, I'll come up with an uplink, and you will come up with a downlink. If you can come out, then I will lose!" Tang Lu showed a confident smile.
"Okay! You come out! There is no couplet in this world that my 'Wenqu Xing' can't match, just let the horse come!" The white-bearded old man was eager to try.
So Tang Lu gave the upper link:
"Odd and even the same!"
"What do you mean?" the white-bearded old man looked confused.
"Alas...... I know you're not right!" Tang shook his head regretfully.
"What kind of colloquial saying is this? This doesn't work! It's bullshit!" the white-bearded old man shook his head vigorously.
Tang Lu sighed and asked the people behind him:
"Will you?"
"Symbols look at quadrant ......" more than a dozen people answered at the same time, obviously all of whom had studied in junior high school.
"What the hell! This doesn't go right at all! You guys...... You are insulting Sven and defiling our traditional culture!" The white-bearded old man yelled angrily, and then ......
Then he said "wow", and actually spurted out a mouthful of blood on the spot, and he was so angry that he turned his back on it.
"Mr. Wang!" The people next to him were startled, and immediately someone from the Yangtze River Gang came up and helped this "Wenqu star" back.
"This old fox ......" Sect Master Zhao scolded secretly, turning his head to stare at Tang Xuan.
With the white-bearded old man fainting angrily, the ending of this "cultural fight" is already obvious
——In the fourth competition, he was won by this kid from Longmen again......
Sect Master Zhao took a deep breath, and before he could speak, a cold voice sounded next to him:
"Enough! Everyone is here to do business this time, stop making trouble!"
An uncle wearing a hat and holding a fishing rod took a few steps forward, stared at Tang Tao on the opposite side and said:
"What about the Dragon Gate? Since we dare to come, we have already torn our faces with the Dragon Gate! Even if the two hall masters of the Flying Dragon Hall and the War Dragon Hall really came, it would be the soldiers who would come to block it and the water to cover it!
As for the Dragon Gate only sent you alone, you want to compete with us for six games, hehe, now everyone has played with you enough, it's time to make a decision!"
As he spoke, the uncle stretched out the telescopic fishing rod in his hand and hung up the fishing line and hook
——This is a very short, very fat uncle, to say the least fifty or sixty years old, plus a hat the size of a pot lid, the shape is very similar to the teacher Tong Hu who hides in Lushan all year round to watch the waterfall.
"This is the predecessor of the master who lives in seclusion on the bank of the Songhua River all the year round, and the person on the road is called the predecessor of the fishing god of 'fishing thousands of rivers on a snowy night'. This time, it was all on the face of the 'Linglong Snow Fox' that we invited this senior to help!" The Zhao Sect Master next to him explained in time.
"Then the next fifth game, you and I will fight right, right?" Tang Lu looked at the fishing master opposite.
"......" fishing uncle.
He shook the fishing rod in his hand, and the fishing line with the hook began to spin, which was an answer to Tang Xi's question.
"......" Tang Xuan.
So, the fishing rod is the weapon of this fishing master?
Tang Lu didn't dare to be careless, cautiously took a few steps back, and picked up a large iron plate from the ground
- No matter how powerful this fishing master is, can he still beat the "Three Heroes of the Wind" of the Heavenly Sword Gate, the "Thunderbolt Bodhisattva" of the Meteor Gang, and the "Spicy Teacher" of the three provinces of the famous town?
In any case, for the sake of safety, I still adopted the tactics of shrinking first......
"Young man, it's rare that you can practice such kung fu at your age...... Don't talk about me, the bully of the juniors, if you can't bear it for a while, then quickly kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, I can still spare your life; kneel down at any time, effective at any time!" The old man continued to shake the fishing rod in his hand, and the fishing line with the hook gradually rotated out of a range of five or six meters.
"Okay, this rule is very good! If you can't bear it for a while, you can also kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, and I will spare your life!" Tang Tao said that he did not suffer.
"......" fishing old man.
He stopped talking nonsense, and with a flick of his wrist, there was an immediate "whoosh", and the hook hanging on the fishing line flew through the air, hooking Tang Tao's left eye from a distance of seven or eight meters.
This is...... Using a fishing rod, line and hook as a hidden weapon?
Because the fish hook is also a kind of weapon, Tang Lu can't see the tricks like he can deal with his fists and feet, so he can only use the big iron plate in his hand to protect himself like he did with the long-bearded bald head just now.
Who knew that the hook was not blocked by his iron plate
——The old fishing man flicked his wrist, and under the traction of the fishing rod and fishing line, the hook suddenly turned in mid-air, bypassing Tang Lu's body in one fell swoop, and turning into a hook from behind to the back of Tang Lu's head!
Tang Yi was completely based on his feelings, so he could bow his head in time and avoid this sneak attack of the fish hook!
But then the situation is even more dangerous......
This small fishhook, under the traction of the fishing line and the hook, seems to have a life of its own, flying back and forth in mid-air, and can hook Tang Lu's vital point every time with unmistakable accuracy!
"......" Tang Xuan.
He used the "dragon walks the way" method to the extreme, so that he could barely avoid the continuous attacks of the fish hook......
What a talent!
This long-range attack method of using a fishhook as a weapon is obviously more flexible and terrifying than the Meteor Gang's hidden weapon just now
- This is almost the legendary "Qi Imperial Sword" supernatural power, okay!
To be precise, it should be "a hook with a line......
What to do?8)