Chapter 60: A Monkey Pretends to Be a Hammer Man!
Bastard!
This guy actually insults himself as a woman!
Cai Xukun was so angry that his face was flushed, there was almost smoke on the top of his head, and he hurriedly walked in front of Xiao Ting, just about to scold angrily, but there was a flower in front of him!
What a handsome man!
So wicked!
So crazy!
The whole body is full of unusual temperament!
Standing in front of this man, he was a little ashamed of himself!
"No, I'm a top star in Huaguo, with hundreds of millions of female fans, in terms of appearance, no one in Huaguo has long been able to compete with me!
"It must be plastic surgery! These younger brothers are too tender!"
Cai Xukun sneered in his heart, and immediately regained his confidence and arrogance.
He is the most perfect handsome man in the world!
As a gentleman with good manners, Cai Xukun held back his anger and said with a smirk: "You are my fan! Hehe, no wonder, an outstanding star like me should be loved by the whole world!"
Xiao Ting said lightly: "You should also be professional with a fake smile! Have you ever taken a class in an art school?"
Can't help it!
Cai Xukun glared angrily and shouted: "Bastard thing! I am polite to you for the sake of you and I are both men! You really think you are a big man! You can point fingers at me casually!"
"Just your face! South Korea is tidy! Artificially created waste is also worthy of being in front of me Cai Xukun! Fight for appearance, talent, and wealth! I can let you lose without even underwear!"
Cai Xukun sneered: "Hehe, garbage is garbage, no matter how much you brag, you can only be a fan! Look up to me and shine on the stage!"
Lin Qian stood aside and said embarrassedly: "That, Xiao Ting just wants to help me get an autograph!"
"Signature?"
Cai Xukun laughed: "Okay! As long as he kneels down and begs me, I will make an exception to sign for him! Don't forget! My signature is very valuable!"
"You!" Lin Qian's beautiful eyes were on fire.
Does this guy have a hole in his head?
Sign a name and ask someone to kneel down and beg him!
Do you really think that the old lady is his brainless fan?
Among the large group of fans behind him, a guard who broke through the security guard, rushed to Cai Xukun, suddenly knelt on the ground, and said excitedly: "Kunkun, can you sign for me?"
"Of course! you are all my favorite fans!"
Cai Xukun was very happy, laughed heartily, and then took out a pen and signed the female fan's pictorial.
"Kunkun, I love you!" the female fan shouted excitedly.
Cai Xukun looked at Xiao Ting proudly, and said happily: "Stinky boy, see it, this is my popularity! As long as I hook my hand, any woman in the world will stick it up and kneel and lick!"
He is like a peacock with only the screen open, trying his best to show his strength.
In his eyes, Xiao Ting is a worthless grass chicken!
"Are you the young lady who likes to play basketball on TV?" said Shishi.
"Shishi, don't talk nonsense, he's a man!" Xu Bingyan said with a wry smile.
"Ma Ma, no, why is the man's face so white, and he is so bad at playing basketball!" Shi Shi scratched her head, puzzled.
The words of the little girl were inserted into Cai Xukun's heart like a knife!
In the last advertisement, the organizer invited him to perform a crotch dribble, but he made a mistake and connected to a dance!
Later, the video went viral on the Internet and was reposted by countless people!
So much so that there is an extra stalk in the market!
You play like Cai Xukun!
Little girl, which pot is not opened!
Cai Xukun said angrily: "What kind of tongue are you chewing on a dead girl! I play basketball that is world-class, and even the champion of the United States League admires it, you people know a fart!"
"Get out of here, so as not to get in the way of my concert!"
"Ignorant and stupid inferior people like you are not qualified to appreciate my beautiful songs!"
Syllable!
Xiao Ting didn't beep at all, raised his hand and slapped Cai Xukun's face, and said coldly: "Dare to scold my daughter!
The slap is so powerful that ordinary people will fall apart if they take a beating!
But Cai Xukun rolled on the ground, but he was not crippled, but most of the powder on his face was gone, revealing a scarlet slap print!
The whole aisle was stupid!
This is a big star, Xiao Ting actually slapped him in public!
Don't want to live anymore?
Covering his hot and painful face, Cai Xukun said hideously: "Damn! You mongrel son, do you know who Lao Tzu is?
"Dare to hit me! Believe it or not, I'll make you disappear from this earth!"
"Smack!"
Xiao Ting slapped him in the face again.
If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people, he really wanted to untie his pants and wake up this idiot with a soak of urine!
Cai Xukun's left and right faces were red, and the middle was very white, like a monkey's buttocks, looking extremely funny!
"A monkey pretends to be a hammer man!!" Xiao Ting said coldly.
"Poof!"
Xu Bingyan and Lin Qian couldn't help but cover their mouths and tried their best not to laugh out loud.
This guy scolds people too much!
"Bastard! Kunkun is so good, you can do it!"
At this time, the agent also ran out of the room, and when he saw that Cai Xukun was injured, he hugged him distressedly and comforted: "Kunkun, is it painful?
"Blow a fart!I've spent all my makeup!" Cai Xukun scolded angrily.
The agent is a woman in her early thirties, she looks very ordinary, she wears glasses, and angrily pointed at Xiao Ting and said: "Security, what are you eating, hurry up and arrest this person and beat him up!"
The security guard was indifferent and said coldly: "I'm sorry, this is not within the business scope of the security company, you can do it yourself!"
Joke!
Mr. Xiao is a powerful existence that shocks the martial arts world in Jiangzhou!
Beat him up! Isn't that looking for death!
"A bunch of waste! Take the money and don't work! Tomorrow you will wait to be fired!" the agent yelled.
"Paralyzed!
The security guard at the head of the company got angry, and regardless of what work, he went up and kicked the agent in the face, kicking her directly several meters away.
Then he bowed respectfully to Xiao Ting and said, "Mr. Xiao, Cai Xukun can't play basketball, and it's okay to sing, the head of the family has arranged a private seat, so take Mr. Xiao over now?"
"Okay!"
Xiao Ting nodded, turned around and joked: "Cai Xiaoniu, you will sing well for me later, if you are not satisfied with the singing, your little face will suffer!"
Subsequently, a group of security guards opened the way in front and escorted Xiao Ting's family and Lin Qian to the elegant seat of the venue.
"Damn bastard!"
Cai Xukun got up from the ground, staring at the distant backs with scarlet eyes!
He resents!
He was unwilling!
The revenge of those two slaps must not be exposed so easily!
Xiao Ting must die! His wife and daughter, and that best friend!
All of them will go to hell!
Cai Xukun showed a cold smile like a demonic barrier, and muttered to himself: "System, I want to exchange one million pressure points for hypnosis functions!"
"It's the master!"
"Start Big Data!"
"Deduct the million loading value, and successfully redeem the function!"
The hoarse sound of electricity resounded in the void.