Chapter 16 Can Something Happen in the Toilet Last Time?
"If this is called against the sky, then the real one against the sky has to fly. ”
"Okay, Li Yi, please take a seat. ”
One class has passed like this, and Li Yi can be said to be half-asleep at the end of this class, listening to classes, but the efficiency is better than anyone else's.
How will you spend the next class? Could it be that you are still sleeping? Won't you become a sleeping god?
Li Yi looked at Li Lu, who was still stuffing sugar into his mouth, it was okay, he shouldn't run out for the time being.
"Chen Ming, let's go, go for a walk. ”
Li Yi and Chen Ming walked out of the class together.
"Li Yi, I can't figure it out, why did you and Lin Ke'er get to know each other so quickly? ”
"This is a secret, I'll tell you when the time comes. ”
Li Yi and Chen Ming wandered around the school, watching the snowflakes fall.
"By the way, Chen Ming, are we going to have a holiday that day?"
"It should be soon, no, it's going to be a final exam soon. ”
"Hey, the college entrance examination is coming soon, and there is still half a year!" Li Yi said.
People tend to walk the farthest distance when strolling, and two people will walk around to the toilet.
"Wait, I'll go to the bathroom. ”
"Let's go, let's go together. ”
School toilets often have two rows, and sometimes there are so many people who go to the toilet that even two rows of toilets are not enough.
"Go, go up to the back, the back is quieter. Li Yi said.
Li Yi and Chen Ming walked to the toilet in the back.
Sure enough, it was quiet, only a few smokers, in the innermost part of the toilet.
Li Yi took a deep breath, the air was cloudy and full of the smell of smoke.
Li Yi walked to a place near the door, Chen Ming wanted to be next to Li Yi, but there was a piece of on the pit next to him, and Chen Ming wanted to vomit a little.
So, Chen Ming went to a pit close to the inside.
"Hurry up, are you urinating or squatting?Why are you so slow?" Li Yi finished going to the toilet and saw that Chen Ming was still in the toilet.
"Li Yi, I just came over!" Chen Ming said.
Finally, Chen Ming finished going to the toilet and walked out of the pit.
Suddenly, there was a student who was smoking a cigarette walking outside, and it happened that Chen Ming was also walking outside, and he bumped into it all of a sudden.
"Boy, you dare to hit me. ”
"What are you pretending to be, how old do you think you are, I'm a senior in high school, you call me a kid, could it be that you are a teacher? Definitely not, how can a teacher be like you, and you have dyed your hair green. By the way, I know, you must be the old man who often comes to our school, it is said that the old man also dyed his green hair, old man, I'm sorry, I just hit you I was wrong, I apologize to you here. ”
I have to say that Chen Ming's mouth kung fu is first-class, Chen Ming talked for a long time, and the green-haired student didn't insert a word, and only said one sentence from beginning to end, which was the opening sentence.
"You...... You. "That green-haired student's face is green, if you wear another set of green clothes, everyone will definitely shout that there is also a Hulk in real life!
"Big brother, someone is bullying me. The green-haired student said.
Damn, Li Yi wants to scold, how good do you say it is for two people to go it alone, why do you call the boss? Hey, I guess Chen Ming should call me in a while.
"Damn, it's quite bullish, it's still called the boss, and you have the ability to go head-to-head!" Chen Ming said angrily.
"I'll just call you Boss, see what you can do, hehe. The green-haired student said.
How does it feel like two little children fighting, telling each other how powerful their families are, and finally leaving.
"You look for the boss, okay, you are ruthless. The green-haired student who was originally standing on the side thought that he didn't need his boss to go out, and the opponent surrendered directly, but the next sentence was like a big thunderbolt, almost making him not stand firm.
"I'm looking for my friend, Li Yi, come here, someone wants to compare with me. ”
A student who was smoking a cigarette inside walked out.
"Little Green, who bullied you. "It's very strong than a human, but the face is a little bit of a problem, how to say, yes, it's a bit like something in a zoo.
Li Yi stood outside, looking at the situation inside, and couldn't help but clench his fists.
The man who looked a bit like the zoo walked over, patted Chen Ming on the shoulder and said, "Brother, this is your fault, you see that you knocked someone down, shouldn't you apologize and send something to condole." ”
"That's not right for you to say that, obviously he hit me first, why should I comfort him? instead of him comforting me?" Chen Ming turned his head and looked at the man who looked a bit like a zoo.
"Hey, who did I think was so good, it turned out to be Chen Ming, don't say anything, respectfully light me a cigarette, and then apologize to Xiao Ludao, buy a box of cigarettes, and there will be nothing." ”
"Let me tell you, don't think that Li Yi and I are afraid of you, I don't have any spare money for you. ”
"Li Yi, Li Yi is also there, Li Yi, you come out for me, and see how I teach you both. ”
"Yohe, what are I doing with your uncle, good grandson. ”
"You...... You're waiting for school to get out, and I'm not going to clean you up. ”
"Okay, I'm waiting for you to come and be cleaned up by me. Li Yi said with a smile.
"Li Yi, go. Chen Ming said.
"What the hell is going on?" asked Li Yi on the way back to work.
"I think it's that little gangster Yang Guangdu who saw the two of us and wanted to find trouble, so he deliberately found a little brother to bump into me when I came out, so as to intensify the conflict, so that he had a reason to fight with us. ”
Not to mention, Chen Ming is not only eloquent, but also has a good head, this analysis is simply a set.
"It should be like this, but you're quite miserable, and you were hit!"
"Normally, we bumped into each other, we were both injured, and we didn't take advantage, but I fought back strongly, so I still took advantage. ”
"Good eloquence. ”
"Of course, even your eloquence was learned from me. ”
"I call it borrowing, but I don't know if I will return it. ”
Hee-hee-ha, the two of them burst into laughter.
"Li Yi, to be honest, we really had an accident this time, although Yang Guangdu is not a powerful character, but he also has four or five younger brothers, if we are beaten, we may not die, but what if something really happens?"
"Cold and hot mix, how to mix delicious. ”
"When is it, you're still kidding, what will you do then?"
"I've been learning martial arts lately, so let's see how I clean them up after school, or how would I say that. ”
"Really?" Chen Ming still didn't believe it, that senior high school student would go to learn martial arts, wasn't that nonsense!
"Nonsense, why don't you go by yourself after school and see what happens?" Li Yi said with a smile.
"Okay, then I'll follow you after school. Chen Ming said.
Li Yi and Chen Ming returned to the class, I have to say that the end of class in the third year of high school is really long, Li Yi looked at the class table, and there were still 5 minutes before class.
It's time to talk to your classmates and take a leisurely time.
Lin Ke'er turned her head and said, "I heard that someone wants to trouble you after school?"
"How do you know, maybe you care about me so much that you even know this little thing. Li Yi said with a smile.
"Basically, the whole year knows about it, and it's spreading. As soon as that Yang came back, he said that he was going to duel you after school. ”
"What's the matter with this, you can't bear to see me beaten, and you want to help me. Li Yi said with a smile.
"No, you bullied me before, and I had to watch you get beaten by them after school, so that I could be happy. Lin Keer said with a grin.
"Girl, do you still have any discipline? You can't be ungrateful, I saved you yesterday!"
"I'm not ungrateful, I'll watch you get beaten first, and when they're done, I'll be happy, and then I can repay the favor and help you up, how about it?"
"Not good, do you have two personalities?"
"How do you say that?" said Lin Ke'er.
"Just now, you blushed like a cute little girl. Now, you're more of a little witch, too evil. ”
"Okay, I'm not kidding you, how about it, how about this joke?"
"Don't you know that people are scary, scared to death?"
"But you joked with me just now!" Lin Ke'er said.
"Well, you win. "Li Yi, this bickering can be regarded as a master's defeat, but he lost to a little girl, if he said it, Chen Ming would die of laughter.
"Then what are you going to do when you're ready for school?" Lin Ke'er said.
"Just do that, meet God and kill God, meet Buddha **. Li Yi said with a smile.
"Then ......" Before Lin Ke'er's words were finished, the bell rang for class.
The third period began.
The third class was a chemistry class, which was given by an old man who was over half a hundred years old.
In class, of course, I love to study hard, and I don't like to study, sleep, chat, and play.
In the end, it is that those who like to learn in class study hard, and those who don't like to learn play, sometimes the teacher doesn't see it, and sometimes he takes care of it.
"Hey, Li Yi, do you think chemistry class is interesting?" said Chen Ming next to him.
"What do you say?"
"Hee-hee, of course I don't like it. Let's play the game!"
"Playing games? This is in class, and although we don't like to listen to lectures, we can't play games either!" Li Yi said pretending to be serious.
"What game?" Li Yi asked again.
Damn, to be shameless, you have to learn from Li Yi, this person is already shameless to a realm.
"We play with rock, scissors, paper. ”
"I thought it was a fun game, but I didn't expect it to be so old, it's boring, and I don't play it. ”
"Wait a minute, I'm not done yet! The loser must agree to a request from the winner, how about it? Is it interesting?" Chen Ming asked.
"That's good, it's interesting, are there any rules?"
"The first one doesn't count, it's a test. ”
"Okay, okay. Li Yi said.
The battle of the peerless has begun.
"Rock, scissors, paper. Li Yi stretched out his hand.
"Hahahaha, you stupid fork, you actually went out of the cloth, haha!" Li Yi said with a smile.
"Be careful, don't be happy and sad. Chen Ming said with a smile.
"How is that possible? Chen Ming, I ask you to confess to that woman. Li Yi pointed to the woman who looked like a flower and said.
"What's the hurry, you forgot our rules, the first time is not a test session, look at the smile you just now. ”
How could he agree to his brainless request, Tai Nima cheated his father.
"Well, not this time. Li Yi's expression was so sad and so sad.
"Rock, scissors, paper. ”
How can I make a cloth? Why do I want to make a cloth? I must have committed two crimes.
Looking at Chen Ming's scissorhands, Li Yi thought sadly.
"Hahaha, you lost, you actually lost. Since you've lost, you'll have to grant me a request. Chen Ming said with a smile.
"Say, what are the requirements? I, Li Yi, am a gentleman, and it is difficult to chase the horse. ”
"That's what you said, don't become a dead horse when the time comes. Chen Ming said with a smile.
Li Yi's face changed, he was originally going to use the advantage of language to pit him, but he didn't expect him to guess it at once, a little lost.
Chen Ming's eyes rolled slightly, as if he had thought of some bad idea.
"Well, I'll give you a little problem!"
A small problem, how can I, Li Yi, be afraid?
"Okay, you say, I, Li Yi, will do it next. ”
"How is it a bit like rushing to the execution ground?"
"What is this, let's talk about it!"