"Well, it doesn't look like you're lying, so I'll trust you for a while. Lin Keer said.

In this way, a morning passed, and Li Yi was out of school at noon.

Chen Ming ran over and said, "Li Yi, what should I do?

"Look at your appearance, you can't do anything big at a glance, what are you afraid of, don't worry, I promise you nothing at noon." ”

"Why are you so sure that I don't have anything?" asked Chen Ming, a little puzzled.

"It's noon, who's idle eggs hurt, don't go home and eat well, run out to fight. Aren't you smart, why haven't you figured this thing out?" Li Yi said.

Chen Ming patted his head and said, "Why didn't I expect it, it's really smart, and I'm confused for a while!"

This...... It's all that and that? I, I see that you haven't even passed half a life, how can you talk about a smart life?

In this way, Li Yi and Chen Ming walked around, and they went back to their respective homes and looked for their own mothers.

"I'm home at noon, and I can release Li Lu. Li Yi opened the bag and released Li Lu.

"It's okay, you can turn back into a human. Li Yi said.

A girl appeared in front of Li Yi's eyes.

"I'm a little hungry for lunch. Li Lu said.

"Yes, why isn't my mother at home?" Li Yi was a little puzzled, logically speaking, his mother would be at home at noon every day, and she would cook for herself, what's wrong today?

"Jingle bell" The phone rang.

"Hey, who are you looking for?" Li Yi picked up the phone and said.

"Son, it's me. ”

"Mom, where have you been, why didn't you come back to cook for me?" Li Yi said.

"I forgot to tell you in the morning, I'm on a business trip today, I may not be able to go home for a day, and that meal in the morning is not only your breakfast, but also your lunch and dinner. ”

"But, Mom, I finished my meal early in the morning! ”

"Do you think I'll believe it, you don't eat that much. "Sample, you still want to lie to me, and don't look at how old you are, I have eaten more salt than you have eaten, Li Yi's mother thought.

Li Yi really wanted to say that in fact, I was not the only one in the family, and there was another one, and I didn't know how her stomach grew.

But Li Yi didn't dare, for fear of being beaten.

"Oh, well, goodbye. ”

"You must study hard......" Before he finished speaking, Li Yi hung up the phone.

"You can't change the sentence, you must study hard every time, and listen carefully to the teacher's lectures in class. It's boring. ”

"Li Yi, what's wrong?" asked Li Lu.

"Congratulations, we have eaten up breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Li Yi said.

"Whoever eats it, so abominable. ”

"We ate it ourselves. Li Yi said a little helplessly.

"Ahh

"Actually, I don't know what to do. ”

"Jingle bell!" another phone ringing.

Li Yi picked up the phone and asked, "Who?

"Li Yi, have you eaten?"

"Who are you?" Li Yi didn't understand who it was at all.

"Oh, what kind of ears do you have? I'm Chen Ming, your good brother. ”

"Oh, I didn't hear that. Is there something wrong?" Li Yi didn't know what Chen Ming was calling for.

"This, that, have you eaten?" Chen Ming said.

"I just came home and haven't eaten yet, do you want to invite me to dinner?" Li Yi laughed and joked.

"Okay, I'm looking for you for this. ”

"What. Invite me to dinner? When did you kid get rich? I remember when I was a child, it seemed that I always invited you to eat. ”

"I said that I was a child, and now I have grown up. Chen Ming said.

"Where is it?" asked Li Yi.

"Mitutoyo snack bar next to the school. ”

"Okay, I'll be there soon. After speaking, Li Yi hung up the phone.

"Lunch is temporarily settled, someone has a treat, but if you show up, will it scare him?" Li Yi said.

Li Lu was originally happy, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he didn't know what was going on.

"What's wrong, who are you scared?" Li Lu really didn't understand.

"If I take you with me, if he asks who you are, I can't say that you are a rabbit, then he won't be scared to death!"

"Yes, what should I do then?" asked Li Lu.

"First of all, you have to have an identity, or why should I take you there?" Li Yi said.

"That's right, so what identity do I have?" Li Lu said.

"You see, you're a girl, I'm a boy, and if we were ordinary friends, he wouldn't believe us. Li Yi said.

"It seems to make some sense, so what should we be?" Li Lu said.

"Well, why don't you be my girlfriend, then he should believe it. ”

"Girlfriend, is a girlfriend a better friend?" asked Li Lu blankly.

I really don't know what Li Lu should say, say that she is pure? But it seems that children know what a girlfriend is. Said she was stupid? Looks like she's really a little stupid.

"This ......" Li Yi didn't want to lie to Li Lu, but he didn't know how to say it.

"What's wrong?, am I not right?" asked Li Lu, blinking her big eyes.

"Yes, you will be my girlfriend!" Li Yi finally mustered up the courage to say.

"Now that the identities are confirmed, let's hurry up, I'm hungry. Li Lu said.

Li Yi took Li Lu downstairs and marched towards the Mitutoyo snack bar next to the school.

"Li Yi, this, here. As soon as Li Yi walked to the door of the snack bar, he heard Chen Ming's shout.

"It's coming. Li Yi said.

"Let's go, I'm in for a treat today. Chen Ming said with a grin.

Chen Ming walked into box 105 with Li Yi in his arms.

Li Lu was very behind Li Yi, and Chen Ming never found out.

Until Chen Ming and Li Yi walked into the box, Li Lu also had to go in.

"Beauty, we have chartered this room, you better change to a private room!" Chen Ming said.

"This, Li Yi and I are together. Li Lu said.

"Together?" Chen Ming felt that his head was a little insufficient, when did Li Yi become so popular?

"Then you can sit down first!" Chen Ming said.

"Chen Ming, what's going on, when did you kid ever have money, why did you invite me to dinner today?" Li Yi said.

"What is the relationship between that beautiful woman and you?" said Chen Ming with a grin.

"This, let's talk about you first, and I'll talk about this when you're done. Li Yi said a little helplessly.

"I don't remember that a few days ago you and I went to buy a few scratch lottery things, today I looked at it, only to find out that I actually won the lottery, those few won a total of nearly 100 yuan, so I have money, so I invited you to dinner. ”

Li Yi thought about it, it seems that there really is such a thing.

"Li Yi, I'm done, aren't you going to introduce this beauty?" Chen Ming said.

"This ...... I said that?"

"Say, what's there to be afraid of?" Chen Ming didn't know what to say.

"He's my girlfriend. Li Yi said with a smile.

"What is it?, girlfriend?" Chen Ming said in surprise.

"yes! What's wrong?"

Chen Ming leaned in towards Li Yi and said, "Good brother, tell me about your pickling skills! Don't say you don't, even such a beautiful girl has been soaked." ”

Li Yi really didn't know what to say, and she didn't soak Li Lu herself, she came with her, and she really didn't have it.

"This ...... Not really. Li Yi finally said this.

"Li Yi, this is your fault, how can you not share something good with your best friend?" Chen Ming said.

Li Lu didn't hear what they said, only saw the two big men leaning together, giggling and laughing.

Li Yi thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with any pickling skills, how can he tell him?

Finally, Li Yi thought of it, can you ask that old man, he should have lived for a long time, he must know what pickle girl Dafa comes, what pickle girl monster beckons, just say no.

"Old man, do you know what the big method of picking up girls is, the way to help pick up girls?"

"Boy, disturbing my good dreams again, you must not be looking for me to do anything good, come on, what's the trouble?"

"Old man, is there any good way to pick up girls?"

"Boy, who are you going to soak?

Li Yi doesn't want to say anything, even if it's her own pickup, what's the matter with the old man?

"What do you care, old man?"

"Well, of course, it's my business, can my apprentice find a woman like a flower? ”

Damn, it's really nonsense, it's all about something.

"Forget it, I don't care about these things with you, do you have any pickling skills?"

"Yes, of course. ”

"Tell me!"

"Xiuzhen!"

Li Yi is about to vomit blood, doesn't this old man know anything other than Xiuzhen?

"Okay, it's not that I want to pick up girls, it's a person who wants to pick up girls, ask me about my stunts, and the relationship is pretty good with me. ”

"Oh, I still have a way. ”

"What?" Li Yi asked urgently.

"You teach him to cultivate the truth. ”

Li Yi had a feeling that I was already dead.

"Old man, can he cultivate the truth?"

"Yes, of course you can, you just need to teach him a set of superficial formulas, let the girl discover his special ability, won't you achieve the purpose of picking up girls!"

"But I don't even have any formulas!"

"Just teach him to read this. Wuji said a mantra.

Li Yi talked for a long time, but Li Lu and Chen Ming didn't hear it at all.

"Has Li Yi thought of a way?" Chen Ming asked impatiently.

"Found it, let's put it this way, pickle girl, it's a very wonderful thing, if you want to pick up a girl, you have to have a stunt of your own, right?"

"It seems like that's what it looks like. Chen Ming touched his head and said.

"Then do you have any special skills?" asked Li Yi.

"Well, it doesn't seem to be. ”

"Yes or no? Yes is yes, no is no. ”

"Well, no. Chen Ming said.

"You don't even have stunts, how can you attract attention? How can you stand out from thousands of boys? How can you let girls discover you?" Li Yi's three questions in a row confused Chen Ming.

"Come to think of it, you're really right, do you have any stunts that can catch the eye? ”

"Yes, why not?" Li Yi said with a smile.

"Then you can put on a show, and let me learn too. Chen Ming said excitedly.

"Look at it. After Li Yi finished speaking, he pretended to recite the mantra.

Suddenly, a sword appeared in Li Yi's hand.

"Look, how is it?" asked Li Yi idly.

"Damn, how did you do that?" Chen Ming asked in surprise.

"I've also been cultivating for a long time, and I'll tell you, this is called cultivating the truth, if you cultivate to the middle, you will be immortal, etc., if you just cultivate, there will be many benefits, such as the trick I used just now. ”

"Really, if it does, it will definitely have a big drawback!" Chen Ming said.

"There are drawbacks, but it's not big, it's that you waste some time cultivating every day, that is, if your strength is not high, you will be knocked out by others, but it's not a disadvantage, the world is the jungle. ”

Chen Ming felt that what he knew was like a little scum, and the few were pitiful.

"Is it really true?" Chen Ming asked.

"Growing up, think for yourself, did I lie to you? Look at it again, this sword is still here, do you think I can lie to you? If you don't believe it, waiting for the evening school is out of the truth, the facts speak louder than words. Li Yi said with a smile.

"But what about the trick of picking up girls?" Chen Ming suddenly remembered that he was asking for the trick.

"The trick I'm going to say is to cultivate the truth. Li Yi said seriously.

"This, Li Yi is not that I don't believe you, what you said is too mysterious, although I am very smart, but this is really a little too difficult to understand. ”

"It's okay, it was the same when I first learned, let's talk about it in the evening. ”

"Yes, wait until the evening, order first. ”