In the dark, Tang Lu hugged Shiqi tightly into his arms, ready to kiss her soft lips.

But suddenly, Tang Lu clearly felt that there was something hard against his lower abdomen.

It's soft and hard, and it's thin – a bit like a finger.

？？？

Isn't Shi Qi's hands holding herself tightly now?

How can there be a finger underneath?

Tang Yi woke up suddenly:

As a man, he knew exactly what this "finger" was......

！！！

“@#&￥！”

Could it be that this Miss Shiqi is actually a super pervert who dresses up as a woman?

Is it also a transgender person similar to that yin and yang face?

Tang Yi screamed in fright, pushed Shiqi in his arms away on the spot, turned around and turned on the fluorescent lamp in the room.

The lights are on.

In front of Tang Lu, there was a naked man with a very obscene expression.

So, it's not Shi Qi who throws himself into his arms in the dark, but a man?

？？？

！！！

"Who are you?!"

"Who are you?!"

Tang Lu and the lewd man spoke at the same time and questioned each other.

Then both of them turned their heads at the same time, and they both retched with a "wow".

- I all have a feeling of wanting to vomit......

What the hell is going on?

"Thank you for the support of the boss 'Zhiqiu's bugs'! Miss Shiqi will always love you!"

"Thank you to the boss 'Shu Nanchen Sword' for his continued support, everyone must watch his "Blood Blade Master"!"

"Thank you to the boss 'Darling' for your support, and the boss is welcome to come and do your hair at any time!"

“......”

Shi Qi's sweet voice suddenly came from 602 next door.

Obviously, the current Shiqi is doing a live broadcast at her home.

"......" Tang Xuan.

He could only stare at the lewd man in front of him fiercely, with a hint of murderous intent in his eyes.

"You...... Why are you looking at me like that? It was Miss Shiqi who asked me to wait for her here, saying that she was going to surprise me tonight!" said the lewd man.

As soon as he mentioned "Miss Shiqi", he seemed to have confidence immediately, hurriedly straightened his waist, and asked Tang Tao again:

"I made an appointment tonight!My ID: Drunk Gold Fan, which unit are you from?

Believe it or not, I'll hack you to death with my 40-meter broadsword!"

"......" Tang Xuan.

It turned out that it was a live fan who Shi Qi asked to do "offline interaction......

This is clearly Shiqi's revenge

- Because she released her pigeons last night, she deliberately arranged this prank tonight, wanting to take revenge on herself in this way!

Thinking that he had been licked by this lewd man just now, Tang Lu's stomach was churning again.

He almost rushed directly to 602 next door and dragged out the "high-speed rail" and beat it up!

It's so perverted!

actually made a man strip naked and wait in his own home......

Tang Lu looked at the lewd man in front of him again, and his eyes naturally looked at the other party's exposed lower body.

"Alas......" Tang Lu couldn't help but sigh.

Finger thickness......

This lewd man is obviously a poor man.

And he was just a victim of being used by Shiqi.

However, this lewd man dared to strip naked and appear in his own house, maybe he had slept in his own bed, and he could not be spared in any way!

Tang Lu hurriedly showed a smile to the lewd man.

"Brother, you're mistaken. It was Miss Shiqi who asked me to come over to inform you that the surprise I prepared for you tonight may have to be changed. Tang Yi said.

"Change, change what? Why didn't she come and tell me herself?" the lewd man looked suspicious.

"Didn't you hear it, she's on the live broadcast now, it's all the rewards of the big bosses, and I really can't leave. Tang Yi said.

"That'...... How do you change that?" the lewd man asked.

"Have you ever heard of a car 'shaking'?" Tang asked rhetorically.

"......" lewd men.

A frenzied excitement gradually appeared on his face, and the "fingers" of his lower body also reacted again.

"There can be ...... This can have ......," the lewd man said excitedly.

"That's right, Miss Shiqi asked me to tell you that the surprise she prepared for you tonight was temporarily changed to a car 'earthquake', and the place has been arranged. She told you to wait in the car first, and she thanked the bosses for their tips tonight, and she will come to you soon. Tang Lu said seriously.

"Good...... Okay!Where's the place?I'll go right over!" The lewd man's breathing became rapid.

"You go out from the gate of our 'Gongfu New Village', walk along the road to the east, turn right at the second intersection, and there is a community called 'Happy New Village' at the end, which is about two kilometers away.

Once you're in the neighborhood, you head towards the northeast corner of the neighborhood, where there's a row of garbage cans. Just near the garbage can, you'll be able to find tonight's car 'shake'.

The car was easily recognizable, it was a golden Wuling Hongguang. With your IQ, you can find it very easily!" Tang said.

"OK!OK!" The lewd man couldn't wait for a long time, and hurriedly got dressed.

"Remember, this surprise arranged for you tonight has a joint code in order to prevent others from fishing in troubled waters.

When you find the car, be sure to knock on the window three times and say, 'Oh no, I'm grumpy!' so that the connector inside will open the door and let you in. ”

"Thank you, thank you, I remember!" said the lewd man excitedly.

He was already dressed, then he opened the door and rushed out, running away without a trace.

Tang Lu couldn't help but sigh:

"It's the same nine-year compulsory education, why am I so good?"

............

It's another sunny morning.

Tang Yi finally rested well all night and felt full of energy.

Fortunately, except for the lewd man, Shiqi did not come to harass herself again.

Although it is impossible to determine the authenticity of the character of "female flower thief" given by Su Shu, it is undeniable that Shiqi next door is indeed an out-and-out "high-speed rail", and it is better to be less contaminated......

Tang Lu rushed to the chicken steak restaurant very early.

"A chicken steak in the rivers and lakes".

Su Shu had already gotten up and sat inside swiping her phone.

"Morning!" Tang said with a smile on his face.

"......" Su Shu ignored him.

What's wrong with it?

Tang Lu was a little baffled.

It is said that "a woman's heart, a needle under the sea", is a transmuted animal, and it seems to be true at all.

Early in the morning with a stinky face with yourself, what do you mean?

Tang Yi shook his head and was about to enter the store, when he suddenly heard an angry voice from behind:

"I said a long time ago, if you can run, a monk can't run away from the temple! Yang Wei! You are finally back!"

？？？

！！！

Tang Lu turned around, and then saw an old acquaintance:

Green-haired Crazy Boy!

He came again and again......

This time, the shape of the green-haired boy is even more exaggerated

- Gauze on his head, bandage on his right hand, plaster on his left foot, and two crutches under his armpits.

"......" Tang Xuan.

Of course, he knew where the injuries on the green-haired old boy came from

- That night, together with Shi Qi, he threw the unconscious green-haired boy in front of Brother Leopard's Wuling Hongguang.

Brother Leopard, who is both civil and military, seems to have not disappointed himself!

So the green-haired old boy could only settle this account on his own head and come to seek revenge again.

No wonder Su Shu put on a stinky face and ignored herself, it turned out that someone came to smash the field.

Wrong!

Isn't the initiator of all this Su Shu herself?

But it seems that it is no longer clear......

"Why are you here again, isn't the lesson from last time not profound? You should know that last time I had mercy on my subordinates and spared your life, aren't you still satisfied?" Tang Yi had no choice but to say to the green-haired old boy.

The green-haired boy's face changed on the spot

- Frightened, sad, melancholy, humiliated, distorted, shy......

All sorts of emotions take turns.

Then he slowly opened his mouth, revealing his two missing front teeth, and said sharply in a leaky voice:

"Spare my life? Hmph! You can be killed, but not humiliated! Today, I want you to experience all the humiliation I endured that night from beginning to end, from beginning to end!"

"......" Tang Xuan.

What a grudge!

So, what did Brother Leopard do to this green-haired boy that night?

Tang Lu couldn't imagine it.

He regretted it a little - was it a bit too much for him to send that lewd man to Brother Leopard last night?

it, you deserve it!

Seeing the green-haired boy in front of him again, Tang Lu had mixed feelings:

"With the way you are, can you still fight me?" he asked.

"You're wrong!" said Green-Haired Boy.

He stretched out his hand, took out a red invitation from his pocket, and showed a cruel smile to Tang Lu:

"This time, I don't need to take action in person! It's my eldest brother's 'Shadowless Pop Boxing' Hao Quanhao's big brother who wants to stand up for me and ask me to send you a battle book!"