Chapter 52: Bird Robbery
The light and shadow are confused, the fate is impermanent, and I don't know what to rely on in this body?
Wen Tian's body is in the teleportation, although his thinking has become extremely slow, but it is better than last time, the last time without a wave of the old hand, his consciousness almost stopped, only the natural perception of the body is still there, of course it is still there, but he can't react, he only sees colorful colors, distorted light, and nothing else is perceived. This time it's about the same, but I feel better.
However, in the next moment, this feeling became extremely bad again, and the entire light and shadow space suddenly shook violently, and then, as if something was cracked, Hula, Wen Tian's entire body felt all back.
The wind blows in my ears,
There are blue skies and white clouds,
There are trees, there are lakes, there are birdsongs, and there are flowers,
There's something falling,
And screaming.
"Ah~~~"
Wen Tian suddenly found that it was not himself who screamed, but the fat iron bull who was tightly tied to his waist at some point. Moreover, the two were in the air, falling sharply.
"Ah~~~"
Wen Tian also shouted.
Damn, what a bullshit star-pulling array, what a shitty thing, this teleportation is too dangerous, too unsafe. I've teleported twice, and both times I fell from the sky, can't I pass it well?
Last time, I hit a meat pad, but this time it's over, and I was held by the iron bull, and I guess I'm going to become a meat pad.
As soon as this thought flashed through Wen Tian's mind, he heard a "plop" sound, and the two of them fell from the sky and fell into the water.
"Ahh Woo... Help me... Woo..."
Wen Tian found that this time may be worse than the last time, worse than being a meat pad.
I don't know how to water!
It's going to be drowned!
The desire to survive made the two of them start to flutter desperately in the water.
"Help... Whining... Help me... Woooooo
"Giggle~~~, Giggle~~~, Giggle~~"
A burst of laughter like a silver bell came, and Wen Tian took the opportunity to surface to hurriedly take a look, only to see a girl in a pink palace dress on the shore, who was laughing and trembling with flowers and branches. Wen Tian was furious, this little girl was too uneducated, she saw others fall into the water, she didn't hurry up to find a way to save people, and she was still gloating there, it was too annoying.
Wen Tian was angry, and stood up in an uproar, ready to scold this little girl for a few words.
As a result, before the words could be spoken, Wen Tian himself blushed first, it turned out that the water only reached the chest position, and it could not drown people at all. And the iron bull next to him was still fluttering desperately. It's a shame. Wen Tian hurriedly held down this guy, "Don't shout, the water is very shallow, you can't drown people!"
"Giggles, giggles, it's so funny. Why don't you just pounce and shout for help? Cluck, cluck..."
The little girl said, and couldn't help but laugh again.
Wen Tian was too lazy to follow this uneducated general knowledge, pulled the iron ox, walked to the shore, and prepared to leave, ready to find a place to dry his clothes.
"Stop!"
The little girl scolded and stopped the two.
"What do you want to do?" Wen Tian asked as he turned around a little unhappily.
"Who allowed you to go!, you just want to leave easily?!" The little girl looked at the two of them with a playful expression.
"Wu, why is this little sister of the fairy world, beautiful is beautiful, but how is it fierce?" Tie Niu took Wen Tian's hand and muttered in a low voice.
"Don't talk nonsense. Wen Tian whispered. Who knows where this is, and who knows which cloud will rain. Wen Tian had already sensed that this was already a world of cultivation, and there was aura in the air. In the cultivation realm, you have to clamp your tail and be a man, and you have to be careful everywhere.
"What else is the matter with the girl?" asked Wen Tian with a cold face.
"You just fell from the sky and scared my little red, and now you are still depressed, be careful that your liver is still trembling, you say, do you have to express it. ”
"Xiaohong?" Wen Tianyi frowned, he didn't see anyone else.
"Ah, it's her," the little girl pointed to her shoulder, Wen Tian looked at it, and then noticed that there was a small bird standing on the girl's shoulder, Wen Tian originally thought it was an ornament, but it turned out to be a living thing. The little girl continued: "Just now Xiaohong was drinking water on the shore, you plopped it up, not only polluted the water, but also scared our Xiaohong a lot, can you be guilty?
The bird nodded cooperatively.
Wen Tian was speechless, as soon as he arrived in the cultivation realm, he was about to be robbed, and he was still a little girl who robbed himself.
The reason for the robbery turned out to be because a small bird was frightened.
Wen Tian had been in the Tiantai Sect before, and he hadn't gone down the mountain much, but he didn't expect that the rivers and lakes of the cultivation realm were ten times more sinister than those in the mortal world, and a little girl dared to come and blackmail herself nakedly. It's infuriating, it's so hateful!
As soon as he looked at the iron bull next to him, he only cared about his mouth wide open, and he knew that he couldn't count on it.
"What do you think? Look at us like this, there are valuable things all over our bodies? or take off our clothes and pay you for it, it's a big deal that we're both bare-bottomed, who made us both frighten your birds." ”
Wen Tian had no choice but to play a scoundrel.
The horizontal ones are afraid of the flute, the flute is afraid of the dead, and the lifeless ones are afraid of the shameless.
The shameless one is called a scoundrel by scientific name.
"Then don't be stunned, take it off quickly. The little girl stared at the two of them with a smile, and even the little bird on her shoulder stretched its neck.
The shameless are afraid and even more shameless.
Wen Tian looked at the other party's knife-like gaze, and hurriedly clasped his hands to his chest, "Can we have something to say, we were just passing by, and accidentally fell off, if it really scares your little bird friend, we sincerely apologize to it here." But we don't have anything to pay for it, or you let it scare us, so we won't be evened out. ”
Since it's useless to play a scoundrel, you have to be reasonable.
Wen Tian has read a lot of books recently, although it is useless to cultivate the truth, but it is still okay to use it to argue and reason.
Tie Niu saw that Wen Tian was serious about apologizing to a bird, and laughed.
"Look, the original form is revealed, it's insincere at first glance. The little girl stretched out her little hand, "It's too late to say anything now, bring it, a hundred spirit stones, which is considered the spiritual loss fee of our Xiaohong!"
"A hundred yuan, are you crazy?!" Wen Tian roared. He can't make up a hundred yuan by smashing pots and selling iron on his body now.
"Poor, how could I be poor. I have a spirit stone. I'm reasoning with you now, you scared my little red, and accepting you a hundred spirit stones is what it means, otherwise you won't have a memory. Also, if you want me to scare you once, then you can give out another hundred spirit stones, and I will reluctantly scare you once. The little girl reasoned with the two very seriously.