"Suppressed for 500 years, what is not good to learn, I have to learn from your Buddha, besides, I am not that monkey!"

Su Yu's eyebrows were flying, and he was about to make a move, when a furry palm suddenly slapped him on the shoulder: "Brother Yi, you and I are close, but if you say bad things about me behind your back, I will also be angry." What's wrong with the monkey, the monkey didn't provoke you, you can't be racist!"

Su Yu turned his head in a daze, and saw the sharp eyes of the sunset warrior against his face, a palm pressed on his shoulder, pressing him immovable, his face flickered, and he turned into a human form for a while, full of vicissitudes of life, and a monkey face for a while, and a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, and couldn't help but stammer: "You, you, when did you come?"

I don't know when, the time and space of the moon and Zhu Dye Tian have slowed down, between the void, the old demon and the expansion pause in the air, one demon is hideous, one person is terrified, and the giant peak as big as the sky is squeezed down from the sky little by little at a turtle speed of an inch in an instant.

Su Wei estimated, and when the giant peak falls, it will take about five hundred years.

Five hundred years?

Five hundred years, if the Monkey King hadn't been crushed under the Five Finger Mountain, five hundred years would have been enough for him to give birth to monkey cubs all over the mountains!

Ahem, of course, the Monkey King is highly virtuous, and he is even more self-clean, easy, and he will not break the vows to give birth to monkey cubs.

Well, he's never going to do it, we have to believe in him, believe in him!

"It seems that the number of five hundred years has a deep meaning for the bald donkey of Buddhism!" Su Yu wantonly diverged his thoughts, his expression suddenly strange, and he also retracted his surprise.

"Brother Yi, it's rude for you to think like this!"

Monkey, cough cough, the sunset warrior smacked his stubble, glanced at Su Yu, conveyed this meaning, patted Su Yu's shoulder again, and answered the previous question: "I have never been separated from my brother, brother Yi, haven't you found out?" It seems that your ability is still much worse than me!"

Never separated, separated, separated......

This sentence is really like a thunderbolt from a drought, which makes Su Yu thunder all the inside, and then look at the corners of the sunset warrior's upturned mouth, that look, I can't say it, I'm afraid that no one will believe it!

For some reason, Su Yu's teeth suddenly itched terribly, and he had an urge to eat the monkey, cough, and samurai alive......

But it can't be put into action!

Of course, if he doesn't take action, it's not because Su Delirium can't beat the Sunset Samurai, but because Su Delirium thinks that he is a person who pays attention to convincing with reason, and the Sunset Warrior has something to say, and in a tone that is not sarcastic or discriminatory, he said the fact that he is "inferior" to the other party, which is a sympathetic reminder, and has not been fabricated and arranged, of course Su Delirium will not do it.

Yes, that's it!

But in other words, Su Yu is indeed much inferior to the Sunset Warrior, for example, the Sunset Warrior's means of dividing time and space at this time are beyond Su Delusion's ability to resist.

Normally, Su Yu made a move, and in an instant, it was enough for him to go back and forth with his opponent for thirty or fifty rounds, enough for them to divide the victory and defeat, but it was not that they defeated time, it was just because they were fast enough.

can be like a monkey, well, a samurai, can divide the time of an instant into countless parts, turning an instant into eternity, in this sense, Su Yu is indeed much worse than the other party.

The Sunset Samurai really wanted to kill him, but Su was afraid that he would not even have the idea of resisting, and he would already die!

"Brother Yi, what do you think, is this samurai such an unbearable person? It is abuse to punish without teaching, well, before this samurai beats you, he will first talk to you, at least, let you be beaten and beaten obediently. ”

The sunset warrior looked blaming, and there was a little resentment in the blame, a little grievance, and the vicissitudes of life blinked, almost shining with a "strange" brilliance, but Su was disgusting, and "almost" showed a look of disgust.

Obviously, Su Yu's thoughts just now could not escape the sharp eyes of this warrior, Su Yu reluctantly smiled, forced his more and more irritable heart, gritted his teeth and asked: "So, Brother Sunset, you are not here to find a joke with your brother, right?

"It's the same thing as last time!"

The sunset warrior rarely said a serious sentence, but it was only a serious sentence, and in the next sentence, he returned to that unruly posture, turned around, stretched his waist, and said: "Brother Yi, after you have obtained Taiyi, are you a little confused." That's because you've taken shortcuts, and your experience is a little lacking. As the saying goes, it's better to learn 10,000 books than to travel 10,000 miles, a little brother, you are qualified to complete the pinnacle battle with me......"

As he spoke, the figure of the sunset warrior had gradually blurred, and above the sky, a giant peak as big as the sky smashed down!

......

Crunchy!

"Dead monkey, I've been in the shade once, and next time I'm going to beat you all over the face?"

Crunchy!

The recliner shook gently, and Su Yu's thoughts also fluttered, flying, remembering that day when the sunset warrior walked away, but he fixed his figure silently, and when the Buddha's attack fell, Su Yu was unexpectedly directly knocked over by the other party.

Of course, there were accidents, he was not only overturned by the other party, but also directly slapped through the moon by the other party and smashed into the chaos.

Immediately after, the two of them had a great battle in the chaos, like locusts, swept all the way, destroyed many small worlds, alarmed many heavens, and provoked the anger of the strong people who lived in seclusion in all the heavens, and they shot together, sealing Su Yu and the Buddha together and throwing them into this world.

In other words, roughly calculated, it has been about twenty years in this world, and Su Yu's memory has only recently recovered.

"Damn old thief, didn't you just break half the world, what is the big deal that you can recover with a wave of your hand? It's so ruthless - sealing memories, reversing time, what's the matter? This thing, it's not over!"

Thinking of those old thieves who made a move, Su Yu gritted his teeth with hatred.

It is said that Su Yu was taken down by a group of old thieves that day, and an old thief who practiced the avenue of reincarnation was the most angry, and stuffed Su Yu and the Buddha, who had been tied into worms, into the Lingbao reincarnation plate, swaying back and forth, like rolling a laundry bucket, sealing the memories of the two, and then knocking them down to childhood, and then contentedly threw the two into this world and called friends to accompany them.

Such an experience, just thinking about it, can make him unbearable!

But the fact is that there are even more unbearable things to look back on, which is the reason why Su Yu's "hatred" is inexorable......

"Su Yu, the soy sauce at home is gone, you go downstairs and buy a bottle. ”

"Yes, Queen!"

There was a proud call from the kitchen, and Su Yu followed the clockwork, jumped up from the recliner in a flash, and knelt in the direction of the kitchen like a dog, and opened the door in a hurry, and ran away in the blink of an eye.

In the kitchen, half of Yi Yixi's little face poked out, and he complained: "Why are you running so fast, I haven't said anything, I'll ask you to buy a bottle of vinegar later, hum!"

The woman snorted, pretending to be angry, and turned back to the kitchen, but her tone was extremely cheerful, and the corners of her mouth were smiling, and she was dazzled by the pot with one hand and the shovel with the other, but the fragrance overflowed.

And this woman is the root of Su Yu's more "unbearable" - she is his mother-in-law, cough cough, of course, with the word wife, it can also be dropped!

That's right, in the time when his memory was sealed, Su Yu "unknowingly" had stepped into the grave of love - he was married!

God is pitiful, although Su Yu also has one or two, cough cough, three or five, um? There are so many confidants, but their relationship is very pure, although they are confidants, they are more Taoist couples, they support each other, and they have never thought about getting married.

However, in this world, one misstep has become a thousand years of hatred!

Click!

"This is fate? Da Si is not a big Luo scattered number, but I am afraid that I can't guess my fate, which powerful hand is it? Wanli Road, Brother Sunset, the road you said is not easy to walk!"

Closing the door, Su Yu's flattering smile was put down, and while naturally greeting the neighbors passing by, he secretly calculated.

In fact, Su Yu and his mother-in-law have known each other for a long time, this early, but not in the time after entering this world, but when they were beaten into the river of fate manipulated by the Great Commander......

"Eh, it's really pitiful, I heard that it's a family of three, and there is not even a whole corpse left, I don't know which thug did it?"

Just walked out of the small building, a noisy discussion came over, Su Yu took a look, only to see that a cordon had been drawn outside another small building not far away, outside the cordon, surrounded by a group of seven aunts and eight aunts, several of them were pointing, a scene knows the inside story, you come and ask me about my mysterious appearance.

Su Yu snorted slightly, and muttered and complained: "Where did the little demon come from, I really don't know what to do! You can't let my life be ordinary, you have to find me something, right?"

Since recovering his memory, Su Yu has known that this world is not as ordinary as it seems, there are demons and demon slayers, and the battle in the dark world is more exciting than the surface world.

But he doesn't feel like getting involved!

Yes, he didn't want to!

Su Yu just wants to accompany his mother-in-law through this life ordinarily, be a mortal for a lifetime, and then turn back to Yuan Luo Siwutian in a chic manner, without taking away a cloud or bringing a little trouble.

However, there are some things, but it doesn't happen if he doesn't want to, it turns out that he is the firefly in the dark, just so popular, and so hated!

There is always a bear child who wants to harm him......

"Caiwei, I forgot to bring my wallet!"

Su Yu cautiously pushed open the door, sniffed lightly, and a trace of evil red light flashed in his eyes.

If you weren't in tune, our family's net worth would have increased by more than five times. ”

There was a faint reproach from the woman in the kitchen, and the red light in Su Yu's eyes became more and more abundant, and the smile became thicker, grinning, and a string of saliva gradually flowed......