Several people were talking, but they saw Mao Da turn out five or six tiger skins from another room, and hung them on the wall one by one, only to see that there were many human anatomy drawings on those tiger skins, including viscera diagrams, heart qi diagrams, qi diaphragm diagrams, spleen and stomach bag diagrams, and feng shui diagrams of the appendix door, Mao Da picked up a dead branch from the ground, pointed to a viscera diagram, and said: "Listen, I'll only talk about it once, if I don't understand, I'll beat him ten violent chestnuts." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 She looked at the pictures slightly, and then said, "These pictures are the internal organs in your body. Who of you knows what the internal organs are?"

Sun Maiyu hurriedly raised his hand and said, "I know." The five organs refer to the spleen, lungs, kidneys, liver, and heart, and the six organs refer to the stomach, large intestine, small intestine, three cokes, bladder, and gall bladder. ”

Everyone stared at the viscera diagram in amazement.

Mao Dadao: "From the throat down, the heart, lungs, liver, spleen, gallbladder and stomach belong to the small intestine, large intestine, waist, kidney, bladder are tired. There is the heart, liver, and gallbladder under the lungs, the small intestine under the spleen and stomach, and the large intestine under the small intestine. The small intestine is crystal clear, and the large intestine is filthy. Next to the large intestine is the bladder. Although there are big and small human hearts, they all have tricks. The number of liver tablets is also the same. The kidneys are slightly below the right side of the liver and one on the left side of the spleen, the right kidney is slightly lower than the left kidney, and the spleen is on the left side of the heart. ”

Everyone didn't know what she was talking about, and they heard it in a fog.

After Mao Da finished talking about the viscera map, he talked about the heart qi map, and even said the dozen or so pictures hanging on the wall, all of which he took care of himself. He rolled up the pictures and said, "Now I'm going to test you, if you don't listen carefully and answer wrong, I'm going to beat someone." She suddenly tilted her head and thought for a long time, and asked Sun Fish Seller: "Fish seller, what did I just say?"

Sun Maiyu hurriedly said: "Auntie, what you just said is the problem of date calculation, saying that if today is the fifth day of the new year, then tomorrow is the sixth day of the new year, and yesterday is the fourth day of the new year." ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh in their hearts.

Mao Da listened, "oh", and said: "Then let me ask you, if yesterday is tomorrow, then today is the fifth day of the new year, and what is the actual day of the new year?"

The calf listened first and immediately said, "Today is the fifth day of the new year." Before he could finish speaking, he was already trembling on his head.

Mao Da asked Duan Hanyan again: "What time did you say today is the first day?"

Duan Hanyan said: "It should be the seventh day of the first month." ”

Mao Dadao: "Half of the answer is correct, and it will also eat me a violent shudder." She slammed Duan Hanyan on the head again.

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "It's the third or seventh year of the junior high school." ”

Mao was surprised: "You can explain how you know." ”

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "The first situation is that if yesterday is tomorrow, today is the fifth day of the new year, so tomorrow is the sixth day of the first month, and yesterday is tomorrow, so yesterday is the sixth day of the first month, and today is the seventh day of the first month." The second situation is that if tomorrow is yesterday and today is the fifth day of the new year, so yesterday is the fourth day of the new year, and tomorrow is yesterday, so tomorrow is the fourth day of the first month, and today is the third day of the first month. ”

Mao Daodao: "The answer is correct. You're a smart guy. He burst into laughter.

Everyone immediately burst into laughter.

Du Shenfei didn't laugh.

Mao Da suddenly stared at Du Shenfei and said, "Why don't you laugh." Du Shenfei smiled: "I don't think it's actually funny." ”

Mao Da stared at Du Shenfei for a long time, suddenly held Du Shenfei's hand, and said, "You are a loyal person, I have something to entrust to you, but I don't know if you agree?"

Du Shenfei said: "I have received your life-saving grace in the next place, and there is nothing to repay, and the things entrusted to me, as long as I can do my best, there is nothing that I will not agree." ”

Mao Dadao: "Since you say so, I'm not welcome, I want to entrust my son Mao Er to you and help me watch him." ”

When Du Shenfei heard this, he was taken aback and said, "Auntie, as the saying goes, when your parents are here, you don't travel far." If you don't let Mao Er take care of you at home, how can you follow us out and do some wandering things?"

Mao Da suddenly sighed and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm going to die tomorrow and leave this place forever." ”

Du Shenfei was very strange in his heart, and said with a smile: "Your old man is so strong, I can't see any signs of sudden death at all." ”

Mao Dadao: "What I said is true, because in two days, Zhun Ti Bodhisattva will go with me to attend the Queen Mother's Peach Conference." ”

Du Shenfei laughed and said, "You are an immortal in the sky?"

Mao Da was still serious, and said: "Although I am not an immortal, I am the wishful treasure in the second hand of Zhun Ti Bodhisattva on the left." The Bodhisattva has been looking for me for the past two days, and he is looking for me very quickly. ”

Du Shenfei said with a smile: "My aunt has a bright childlike heart, and her mind is the first in the world." ”

Mao Da was anxious, and suddenly became pitiful, as if tears were about to be squeezed out, and said: "I'm telling the truth, I can also see a person's lifespan through my fingernails." He suddenly stretched out his thumb and said, "You see, my fingernails have turned black, so I will leave here when I know that tomorrow I will die." It's just that I only have such a stupid son, and after I die, no one will take care of me, and I can't rest assured after all. I happened to meet you, I saw that you are a very loyal and honest person, so I met for the first time, so I salivated, life and death trust, I hope that after my death, you can take care of my son for me, the old body is full of gratitude. ”

Du Shen didn't seem to believe it or not, and was about to speak.

Mao Da hurriedly dragged Mao Er over, pressed him to the ground, and said: "Silly boy, kneel here quickly, from today onwards, you will recognize this brother, life and death will follow, quickly beg my brother to take you in." ”

Mao Er really knelt down and said, "Brother, you can accept me." I'm stupid, but I'm good at eating. If you don't take me, I won't get up on my knees. ”

Mao Da also smiled: "You see, my son has shortcomings, but he also has advantages. Being able to eat is his greatest strength. ”

Du Shenfei wanted to help him up, but he couldn't get up, so he had to say: "Okay! Get up quickly! When your mother is a hundred years old, I will come to pick you up. ”

Mao Da and Mao Er are happy.

Mao Dadao: "Since you agreed to take in Mao Er, it is difficult to repay the old man with broken bones." Don't bother the two masters, please also choose a name for Mao Er, and call it in the future. The civilized world outside is no better than in this barren mountain and remote mountains, just call a cat or a dog. To tell you the truth, our family has not had a name for two generations. ”

Du Shenfei was surprised and said: "Auntie, then why don't you old couple give Mao Er an auspicious name?"

Mao Da sighed and said, "I don't have a husband at all, what kind of husband and wife?"

Du Shenfei was even more surprised, and said, "How did Mao Er come about? Did it fall from the sky?"

Mao Dadao: "I won't tell you, when I was young, one morning, I went to the mountains alone to collect medicine, and I didn't know why I suddenly had a stomachache, so I found a piece of grass and lay down for a while, but I didn't expect to give birth to this thing." I threw him in the meadow, and it was not until the evening, when it was time to go home, that I put him in the basket and brought him back. ”

Everyone is also accustomed to this big strange talk.