Chapter 42: Pig, You're Too Beautiful
I still don't believe it, there is a pig that I can't handle with the fat man, one doesn't do it, and the other is endless, so that you can see the fat man's best skills.
Mei Daojia came up stubbornly, stood up and took a few steps back, shook her shoulders, and turned her neck.
He shook his body with a grin, turned his spiritual power into a voice, and shouted to the pig demon in the distance: "Hello to the wild boar demon in front, I am a practicing lard roll that has been practicing for two and a half years, and I like to sing, dance, rapp and roast pig's head,!"
"Miao Zike!" Mei Daojia snapped her fingers freehand, shaking her body and pretending to shake off the clothes that didn't exist.
And with the tune of yo yo yo, the body swings exaggeratedly and dramatically.
"Senior Brother Mei, what are you doing? are you seducing that pig demon?" asked Wang Dafu puzzled.
"It's useless, then you go!" Tang Guomin glanced at him, whether it was useful or not, at least he was much stronger than you, and when he saw the pig demon's feet, he trembled, and coaxed one.
Wang Dafu was scolded and didn't dare to squeak anymore.
Mei Daojia jumped hard, her buttocks twisted like flowers, and she howled like a pig while jumping: "Pig, you are too beautiful, yo, pig, pig, yo, pig, you are too beautiful!"
There was a lot of uproar on the city tower, uncle, this song should only be available in the prefecture, it is rare to hear it a few times in the world, and it is too ugly to hear.
The pig demon looked confused, "Which one is this singing, in the past, at the Tiger King's place, they were all full of food and drink and then sang and danced, you came out of the mountains when I was uninformed, and you want to fool me." ’
"I haven't eaten yet, what kind of dance are you dancing, besides, you have a belly on your head, dancing like a bucket and dangling there, you don't have the appearance of the fox maids of the Tiger King, what kind of ugliness do you come out to offer." ’
Mei Daojia didn't know that she was despised by this pig demon, and she was still twisting her ass hard.
Pig, you are too beautiful, grab a handful of spices and sprinkle them on the roast sheep, pig you are too beautiful, grab a handful of vent medicine and sprinkle it on the roast sheep, and sprinkle it all over the sheep in three or two clicks, and the food around you is more or less stained with a little bit.
Mei Daojia, who had finished the medicine, left the grill, twisted her ass with her back, hummed in her mouth, "You are too beautiful", and slowly moved towards the pig demon.
"Hehe, I didn't expect this Senior Brother Mei to be so bold, and he dared to get close to the pig demon, but he sang a little ugly, what pig you are too beautiful, grandma's, I didn't expect him to like this tune, no wonder there is a saying that he can't walk when he sees a sow!"
Tang Guomin teased, glancing at Wang Dafu beside him, Wang Dafu turned his head to look at the other side in embarrassment.
Watching Mei Daojia approach step by step, the pig demon felt that his dignity had been provoked, and he couldn't help but take a few steps forward.
Mei Daojia saw that the pig demon had moved, twisted her ass and hummed the pig You are too beautiful and retreated.
The pig demon took a few steps forward, then stopped cautiously, and watched vigilantly.
Mei Daojia, who grew up watching anti-Japanese war films, has a deep understanding of the essence of guerrilla warfare, what is not seen in the devil, I don't string, the enemy advances and I retreat, the enemy stops and I advance again, etc.
Twisting his buttocks and leaning towards the pig demon again, but the tone in his mouth changed a little, from killing pigs to howling hemorrhoids, he was uncomfortable, it was estimated that he had been howling for too long, and his throat couldn't stand it.
The beast is always a beast, the intuitive carefulness does not mean that it has opened its mind, and was teased back and forth by Mei Daojia, the pig demon finally lost his mind, became angry, lowered his head, shook his body, and rushed over wrapped in the wind.
Mei Daojia retreated to the grill, poured spiritual power into her feet, and silently calculated the speed and distance of the pig demon.
Mei Daojia didn't dare to retreat immediately, for fear that the pig demon would be vigilant and no longer chase after him, so he would give up all his efforts.
He kept his distance and slowly retreated, but the pig demon ran faster and faster, past the barbecue grill and the pile of food, and rushed straight towards Mei Daojia.
The medicine has been ordered, it depends on the will of God whether it eats it or not, Mei Daojia is no longer nostalgic, her spiritual power is wrapped in her feet, she spreads her steps and retreats at full speed, and the pig demon is chasing after her.
"Knock knock!" Three drums sounded.
"Bed crossbow ready!" There was a rush on the castle tower, and the crossbow arrows flashed with cold light, locking on the location of the pig demon from afar.
The beast's instinct for danger caused it to stop, flick its tail twice, snort twice, and seem to laugh at human timidity, and turned to walk towards the pile of food.
"You're eating!"
The people on the city tower stared anxiously, and Wang Dafu pushed forward with both hands, as if he was going to push the pig demon into the food pile.
The pig demon twitched his nose, smelled the aroma of the food, carefully circled around the food a few times, kicked the roast sheep on the shelf with his hooves, seemed to sense that there would be no threat to it, and carefully took a bite, well, the best food he has ever eaten in his life.
Sure that there was no threat, the pig demon began to chew on the barbecue with confidence, and from time to time he arched his mouth into the wine jar and took a sip, hiss, the pig is like this, what more can the pig ask for, cool!
The hearts of everyone on the city tower finally relaxed, and they congratulated Mei Daojia one after another.
"Senior Brother Mei, clever plans are emerging, this time to win the pig demon as the first credit!"
"Senior Brother Mei, singing and dancing are ugly, but your courage is outstanding!"
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Mei Daojia is also full of smiles, one by one hugged her fists in return, and she was secretly proud in her heart, just this, let you praise it?
The pig demon eats a lot of food, and everyone is worried that the pig demon will quickly finish eating the food and then return to the mountain, so Mei Daojia, Xiao Tianyun, and Tang Guomin will take turns to go out of the city and harass the pig demon.
Mu Zhicai forget it, this soft-footed grasshopper, pick up some dead fish and fight some downwind boxing, let him go out of the city to harass the pig demon by himself, and wait until the pig demon is so scared that he can't walk, and the foreign appearance will be big.
The sun sets and the moon rises, the cold wind rises suddenly, and the cold moonlight spreads down, a silvery white.
"It's almost time!"
Xiao Tianyun looked around at everyone, all of them looked relaxed, their fighting spirit was high, and they were very satisfied: "Let's go out and meet that pig demon!"
According to the established policy, Xiao Tianyun and Tang Guomin took the lead, attacking the pig demon one after the other, Mei Daojia and Mu Zhicai followed behind, harassing them first, ensuring their own safety, and taking action when they had the opportunity.
The pig demon was satisfied, drunk, lying in the food scraps, and glanced at the four people who surrounded it in a drunken daze, but he had no intention of getting up to fight.
Xiao Tianyun stood not far from the pig demon, while Mei Daojia and Mu Zhicai squatted a little farther away to observe the state of the pig demon.
The pig demon was lying on the ground shaking his head, without a trace of vigilance, it was clearly drunk, if he had known that the pig demon's alcohol was so shallow, and he had prepared a few more jars of wine to drink it down, everyone would have saved trouble.
It's useless to say this now, and it's only right to take advantage of its illness to kill it.
Xiao Tianyun glanced at Tang Guomin, and quickly pinched the mark with the fingers of both hands.
Tang Guomin nodded knowingly, and also used his spiritual power to silently gather momentum.
Gathering momentum, Tang Guomin nodded to Xiao Tianyun, knelt down on one knee, and slapped his palms heavily on the ground in front of him.
Four earthen walls burst out of the ground around the pig demon, trapping the pig demon firmly in the center.
Xiao Tianyun received Tang Guomin's hint, and he also made a move in an instant, Ice Pick Storm, this is Xiao Tianyun's strongest Dao technique.
On the cold night of the snow moon, the cold hit the body, and a cloud suddenly appeared in the sky, turning into sharp ice picks, breaking through the air and smashing heavily on the pig demon in the prison.
"Whew!"
The drunken and naïve pig demon was caught off guard, and was smashed by an ice pick and let out a miserable howl, which shook the four fields and frightened the birds.
Then, the yellow light came up and blocked the ice pick, which collided with the yellow light, shattered one after another, turned into mist, and covered the prison from being identified.
Xiao Tianyun's ice pick technique had just ended, and Tang Guomin's hands against the ground shook: "The wall has fallen!"
The four earthen walls that closed the enclosure fell to the center at the same time, and with a loud bang, the pig demon was crushed in it.