Chapter Eighty-Three: Regaining His True Name
"What! your name is Zhu Bian?" the horse-faced man yelled at the short-fat man in astonishment.
The short and fat man also let go of his voice and responded: "Yes, my name is Zhu Bian!"
The horse-faced man hissed, pondered and said, "Since your name is Zhu Bian, then he is not called Zhu Bian...... I remembered, his name is Zhuge Evil!"
The tall and thin man immediately jumped up and shouted, "Big brother, my name is Zhuge Evil!"
"Huh?" the horse-faced man looked surprised, "Your name is Zhuge Evil?"
"Yes, yes, my name is Zhuge Evil, Zhuge Evil is me, not him. The tall and thin man looked anxious that he was afraid that the horse-faced man would make a mistake.
The horse-faced man scratched the back of his head, tried to think for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Ah, I'm confused, he is not called Zhu Bian, nor Zhuge Evil, his name is Ye Chengyun!"
The tall and thin man and the short and fat man spoke out at the same time: "Big brother, Ye Chengyun is your name!"
The horse-faced man was stunned for a moment, and then shouted angrily: "Nonsense! How can Ye Chengyun be my name, I am clearly called the evil boss." ”
Saying that, he pointed to Zhuge Evil: "His name is Ye Chengyun, and Ye Chengyun is his name!"
The tall and thin man and the short and fat man looked at Zhuge Xie together, and immediately clapped their hands and shouted: "That's right, that's right, his name is Ye Chengyun, Ye Chengyun is his name!"
Zhuge Xie was shocked, and was about to argue, when he heard the horse-faced man say: "You see, he looks so similar to his father, how could we be mistaken, he must be Ye Chengyun." ”
"Yes, yes, we can't be mistaken, we know his father, and naturally we know him. "The tall and thin man and the short and fat man sing and harmonize, and they always cooperate with the horse-faced man in time.
The horse-faced man walked over, looked around Zhuge Evil, and then said, "Ye Chengyun, I am close friends with your father, so I am your father-in-law." ”
"Yes, yes, we are all your fathers!" the tall and thin man and the short and fat man hurriedly hugged each other.
Zhuge Xie felt inexplicable and at a loss, why did three stepfathers suddenly appear, he was not prepared at all. I don't know if the words of these three weirdos are true or not, but they know his real name, which is an obvious fact.
"Why, aren't you going to recognize us fathers?" The horse-faced man was a little dissatisfied when he saw Zhuge Xie staying in place.
Ding He asked Zhuge Xie: "Boy, are you called Ye Chengyun, and are the three of them your father-in-law?"
Zhuge Evil's thoughts were circulating in his mind, and now he used the names "Zhuge Evil" and "Zhu Bian", which was obviously inappropriate.
Not to mention that these names are all possessed by three weirdos, even if they are not possessed, they have long been notorious outside, and continuing to use them will only cause trouble.
Moreover, "Ye Chengyun" is his real name, and it is natural to regain his real name.
In the end, if you admit that you are Ye Chengyun, you can recognize the three weirdos as your father-in-law, which is a great thing. Although the three weirdos are crazy, their cultivation is profound, and with them as their father-in-law, they don't need to worry about any difficulties they encounter in the future.
Come to think of it, it's all beneficial and harmless, so why not?
Zhuge Xie immediately bowed to the three strange people, and said: "It is indeed Ye Chengyun in the bottom, but in the lower part I don't remember that there are three fathers like you." ”
"Of course I don't remember, how can I remember!" said the horse-faced man with a blowing nose and glaring, "You were so young back then, you couldn't remember at all." If you don't believe me, ask your dad to go. ”
"That's right, that's right, you stinky boy, if you dare to doubt us, just ask your dad to go!" the tall and thin man and the short and fat man said angrily at the same time.
Zhuge Xie thought to himself, my father is long gone, how can he ask?
Since these three weirdos can recognize him and know his name, they must have something to do with his father. As for what the relationship is, it doesn't matter, they don't have any ill will towards him anyway.
Believe them for the time being, and there will be nothing to lose after all.
So, Zhuge Xie said respectfully: "Chengyun is ignorant, and I ask a few elders to forgive my sins." ”
The horse-faced man really pretended to be an elder, waved his hand again and again, and said in a teaching tone: "It's easy to say, forgive sins, forgive sins, and if you are willing to recognize us as our father-in-law, then it's good." ”
"In the future, you Ye Chengyun will be our godson. The tall and thin man was overjoyed.
"Yes, it's the godson of our three brothers, and no one can snatch it away!" the short and fat man jumped with joy.
Ding He saw that the three strange people had enough trouble, so he said to Zhuge heresy: "Ye Chengyun, in the future, you will be the first generation of my disciples to return to the dust gate, and you will be the second in line." ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the honest young man beside him, who had just returned from moving the stones, and was wiping his hands back and forth on his clothes.
"His name is Li Yuanlong, and he is your senior brother. ”
Zhuge Xie pretended to salute Li Yuanlong: "I've seen Senior Brother!"
Li Yuanlong smiled innocently, his body was as strong as an ox, but his brain didn't seem to be very good. It can be seen that he is very happy to have such a junior brother as Zhuge Xie.
Ding He looked at the rich boy and asked, "What's your name?"
The rich boy immediately replied, polite: "I am in Xia Yi Jiao, but I am a Mozhou person, and I ...... at home."
"Okay, okay, this sect never cares about the disciple's family background, so there is no need to say more. Ding He interrupted Yi Jiaoxiang's words, "From now on, you will be the first generation of my disciples to return to the dust sect, ranking third." ”
"Yes. Yi Jiaoxiang replied solemnly, "I've seen Master, Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother." ”
Zhuge Xie was very puzzled, and couldn't figure out why he was second. Among these people, in terms of age, he seems to be only a little older than the lame woman, and in terms of cultivation, he has a rope to cover up, and he is no different from ordinary people at all.
Why is it ranked second? This second brother, second brother, second brother, sounds really unpleasant.
Ding He looked at the tall, thin, and weak man and asked, "What's your name?"
The man replied, "Under Qiao Buqi." ”
"What about you?" Ding He turned to the fat man and the lame woman.
"In Xia Han Cheng. ”
"Little girl, Xiaoya. ”
Ding He nodded and said, "Qiao Buqi, you will be the first generation of my disciples to return to the dust sect in the future, ranking fourth." Han Cheng is the fifth, Fang Xiaoya is the sixth. ”
That night, the new disciples moved into the Taoist temple, which was really small, with only a few guest rooms, and it was difficult to accommodate them at all.
Except for Fang Xiaoya, who had a room alone, everyone else was huddled together. As the head of the house, Ding He also has to share a room with his senior brother Li Yuanlong, and Yi Jiaoxiang, Qiao Buqi and Han Cheng share a room.
The rest of Zhuge Xie nested with his three father-in-laws and slept in the same bed. In addition, he carried three mules.
Zhuge Xie had never slept with a mule, but he was able to adapt to it. He rested on the belly of a mule and looked at his three stepfathers.
The three eccentrics also looked at him with wide eyes.
"I said, the great righteous father, the second righteous father, the third righteous father, why are your names so strange?" Zhuge said, "One is called the evil boss, the other is called the evil second, and the other is called the evil third, and your father and mother named you, it's really casual." ”
"Of course. The horse-faced evil boss said unashamedly, "Our father and mother have never read a book, they don't understand anything, the big ones are called big, and the small ones are called small, not so particular, unlike your parents." ”
Zhuge Xie was curious: "What's wrong with my father?"
The tall and thin man said to the evil second child: "Your father and mother are all great people, especially your father, who is a genius in the sky, knowledgeable and omniscient. ”
"That's right. The short and fat man nodded straightly, "Your father is very knowledgeable, and he covers the world, which is beyond the reach of the dust." The books he had read were stacked taller than this Taoist temple. ”
Zhuge Xie was skeptical: "Is there such an exaggeration? ”
The evil old man said in a loud voice: "Stinky boy, you are really ignorant, not only did we not brag, but we didn't even talk enough, because we don't know your father very well." ”
The evil old man answered: "The way you are now, you can't even compare to your father's dime." ”
Zhuge Xie shrugged: "I haven't read again." ”
The evil boss said: "Your father gave you a good name, but you don't use it, you have to use Zhuge Evil and Zhu Bian, it's really in vain to be a son of man." You haven't read a book, but you don't understand this, do you?"
Zhuge Xie was puzzled: "What is the truth?"
The evil boss immediately rewarded Zhuge Evil with two peanuts on his head, which hurt Zhuge Evil and grinned.
"I'm embarrassed to ask. The evil old man said in a frustrated manner, "Your father and mother have to use the name you have to use, whether it is nice or bad, after all, they brought you into this world." ”
The evil second said: "No matter whether your father and mother are good or bad, adults or villains, noble or low, you have to use the name they give you, this is the most basic truth of life." ”
The evil third said: "Whether you are a good person or a bad person, an adult or a villain, noble or lowly, you have to use the name given by your father, without them, there would be no you." ”
Zhuge Xie thought to himself, I still understand this truth, I don't need you to say more, it's not that I don't want to use the name "Ye Chengyun", but ......
Thinking of the woman with a special relationship, Zhuge Xie could only sigh heavily, unable to say a thousand words.
"What are you sighing for?" the evil boss glared at Zhuge Xie, "Aren't we right?"
"The three fathers taught the lesson, and Chengyun knew his mistakes. Zhuge Xie said in a low voice, "I have something I don't know and want to ask." ”
Evil Old Dao: "If you want to ask, you don't have to be polite between father and son." ”
"How did you know I was here?" asked Zhuge Evil, "How did you know that I used the names 'Zhuge Evil' and 'Zhubian'?"
The three weirdos were silent at the same time, their eyes rolling back and forth, you look at me, I look at you, squeezing their eyebrows, as if discussing something.
"Count it out!" replied the evil boss at last.
Zhuge Xie was surprised: "Can you figure it out?"
"We can't, but others can. The evil second said.
"Who can?"
"Catch a fortune teller on the street, you can!"