While taking pictures, the captain scolded with a smile: "Let you two guys go on a mission, you dare to hide and engage in #Ji, and if you do #Ji, you will do a good job, and your clothes will be stolen, and even your hair will be shaved." How can I bring out you two idiots?"

Just now I was thinking about reporting to the captain that there was something strange in the house, but after this humiliation, the two people who hugged together to keep warm chose to keep silent. Anyway, the mission failed, I'm not happy, don't think about it, I won't say it, let you also experience the pleasure of being instantly undressed and replaced with a bald head#.

Of course, Shi Yongrui's team leader is not a dry meal, he laughs and laughs, and he is still very vigilant about the situation of these two people, so he did not go out in person and sent the second echelon to carry out the assassination mission.

The three members of the second echelon quietly approached the target dormitory.

Everything went well, seeing that the target dormitory appeared in front of him, the little brother who was walking in front suddenly fell to the ground and screamed.

The two people behind whispered and scolded: "It's down, it's down, what are you calling?"

The grieving little brother burst into tears and trembled as he got up, the dagger in his hand stuck at his waist. Obviously, when he walked, the blade was facing outward, but for some reason, the moment he fell, the blade suddenly turned inward, and then he pounced on the earth sadly, and was pushed into his waist by the impact of the earth.

Perhaps the only thing that should be thankful is that he is fat enough and the fat around his waist is thick enough, and the knife is pierced into the fat without hurting the internal organs. From today on, he decided not to mention the weight loss god again.

The two teammates looked at the pig teammate speechlessly: "The ground is so flat, why did you fall?"

The pig teammate held the hilt of the knife stuck in the fat and recalled, "My foot seems to have tripped over something, yes, that thing is soft." ”

The three of them looked down and looked for the flat concrete floor, clean, where there was something soft.

The snow-white hen in the corner looked disdainful, turned around and praised the black flower hen for doing a good job, and then waved the tip of her wings with the demeanor of a general, and the yellow flower hen behind her entered the mission mode.

The yellow flower hen began to run, jump, and turn in three and a half weeks, and a perfect blood flower exploded in the face of the second teammate.

"Oh my eyes!" another scream spread through the darkness.

Three team members, two lost their combat effectiveness, and this squad was also abolished.

"I saw a dark shadow flash through the sky, and my eyes were gone!"

"There's a ghost!" the three decided to evacuate quickly.

Seeing the return of the second echelon with two injuries and one frightened, the team leader began to palpitate, and things were evil. If you give up like this, you will definitely be scolded by the eldest brother when you go back.

The team leader made a bold decision: "The whole team is leaving! If you can't complete the mission, no one will want to go back!"

There are many people who are bold and fat, and there are many people who are full of yang, and they are not afraid of evil things.

Except for the four younger brothers who were bare-footed, injured in the eyes, and stabbed their own fat, the remaining twenty-one people touched Yan Lanxi's room and outflanked them front and back.

The team leader successfully reached the door of Yan Lanxi's room, and no one was tripped and fell halfway, and no one was pecked out of the eyes by the black shadows flying in the sky.

"Captain, I think it's so hot. The No. 1 brother next to the captain wiped his sweat and asked.

"That's because you're so nervous, your legs are shaking. The team leader wiped his sweat and said, he pulled out the walkie-talkie and said: "All pay attention, the back window, the front window, the door, I shout one, two, three, let's rush in together, and cut people when we see them." ”

"Roger. "Roger. ”

"One, two, three, rush!"

Whoosh –

Twenty-one men dressed in black broke through the door and window.

Bang Bang Bang –

Twenty-one sleek white-striped men burst out.

If people who don't know the truth see this scene, they will definitely think that this house is a professional hair removal room, and the hair removal effect is very good, and the hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, hair, and harmonious hair are clean.

Yan Lanxi bedroom brand hair is clean, the hair is gone, and the skin is more outstanding, you deserve it!

The chickens hiding in the corner saw this scene, and involuntarily tightened their legs, uh, no, tightened the chicken feathers on their bodies, Yan Lanxi's house is a god, how far away can it be, it must not be provoked, the white chicken is really not fun.

The depilatory cream team took advantage of the night to leave in tears.

The futon bed turned to ashes, Yan Lanxi, who was sleeping on the floor, was disturbed by the movement made by the little brothers just now, his sleep was a little lighter, he turned over, the release of physical temperature was slightly restricted, and the big tiled house built in the fifties and sixties of the last century rolled in front of death and survived.

Yesterday, Shi Yongming was sent by Shi Yongrui to Gaohuai County to talk about a project, and he woke up in the middle of the night, with a palpitation and couldn't sleep anymore.

"Why are you so flustered? Could it be that you have a heart attack? Do you want to go to the hospital for an electrocardiogram, color ultrasound, CT or something?" Shi Yongming covered his chest, "Or, it can't be Master, Senior Sister and Big Brother Something, right?"

The psychological role of people is powerful, the more you think about it, the more you will feel that it is possible, take out your mobile phone to make a call, and in the middle of the night it is too rude, tossing and turning, simply do not do two stops, and go home.

After making this decision, Shi Yongming felt that his palpitations suddenly alleviated a lot.

rushed out of the hotel, and the little brother who didn't follow the line said hello, and Shi Yongming drove back to Guhuai County by himself. At night, there were few vehicles, and in less than an hour, he returned to Guhuai Farm, not far in front of which was the residence of his sister and master.

In front of the headlights, a group of creatures suddenly appeared, because Shi Yongming was really not sure if they were human.

This group of creatures is about 20 people, from head to toe, there is no #hanging, no hair, smooth and white flowers.

Shi Yongming couldn't help but shudder, since he saw Yan Lanxi's magical methods, Shi Yongming did not receive nine years of compulsory education, and the atheism, which was not very strong, basically collapsed.

The group of creatures illuminated by the headlights reminded him of the Yunnan Worm Valley in the ghost blowing lamp, a group of bare-chested female # corpses, oh, but this group of bare-chested ones seemed to be men, even though their chins were shaved cleaner than those of eunuchs, but they lost the coverage of harmonious hair, and Shi Yongming, who had good eyesight, could clearly see the exclusive objects belonging to men.

He was not in the habit of carrying the hooves of a black donkey...... It's not right, why does he always feel that these creatures are familiar? It's very familiar, especially the one who walks in the front, the more he looks like the right-hand man under the eldest brother, Nangong Ergou.

"Two dogs?" Shi Yongming called cautiously.

The creature walking in front suddenly burst into tears: "Second Brother Shi!"

Shi Yongming hurriedly got out of the car, walked closer and watched carefully, yes, yes, these people are the younger brothers of the eldest brother: "What's going on with you?" The ten thousand question marks and exclamation marks on his head complemented each other.

Nangong Ergou snorted and cried: "Let's just want to know what's going on?"