Chapter 241: Blind Blowing [Asking for Subscription]
Qin Shou was stunned, and then said with a smile: "Don't be like this, I see that the rabbits on the mountain are quite fat, give me a bite to eat?"
"No, that's mine!" Chang'e picked up the rabbit with a fierce look of revenge, and then bit off the rabbit's head......
Seeing this, Qin Shou immediately shuddered, and said in his heart: Why are the women you have met so fierce in the past two days?
But for Chang'e, Qin Shou was not afraid, so he leaned over and grabbed a beautiful woman in the pavilion and said: "Don't eat rabbits, I can always eat beautiful women!
The beauty that Qin Shou caught was none other than the villain who pinched Chang'e's appearance......
When Chang'e heard this, her pretty face turned red, and she lifted Qin Shou's big ears and snatched the villain: "You eat those few small breasts!"
After saying that, Chang'e realized that there was something wrong with this......
was about to say something, but found that the dead rabbit had already grabbed the remaining three beauties and stuffed them into their mouths, and said while eating: "Well, the breasts are really a yard smaller...... But the taste is good, with the fragrance of plum blossoms, narcissus, and lotus flowers...... Good guys, are you killing the flower sellers?"
Chang'e was speechless again......
The pastries are indeed more delicious than Qin Shou imagined, but he is a typical carnivorous animal, and he is not tired of eating meat, and for others, it doesn't matter if he eats less.
After breakfast, Chang'e suddenly came over mysteriously and said to Qin Shou: "Yu'er, aren't you guarding the Imperial Garden? Do you know what happened in the Imperial Garden yesterday evening?"
When Qin Shou heard this, he suddenly paused and said, "Silly girl, when did you gossip so much?"
Chang'e wrinkled her nose, although she didn't know what gossip meant, but she could barely understand it after analyzing it, so she said: "I don't want to gossip, the key is that you are not in the Imperial Garden...... It's so big a movement over there, it's scared to death...... Am I not worried about you? ”
"Really?" Qin Shou hugged his arms and looked at Chang'e.
Chang'e's little face was flushed, her big eyes were watery, but she always blinked very incongruously......
Qin Shou said: "Silly girl, don't you know that when you lie, your eyes will always blink secretly once or twice?"
When Chang'e heard this, her face turned even redder, and she pinched Qin Shou's fat face and said, "You bad rabbit, do you have to let me tell the truth? Can't you be stupid?"
Qin Shou said: "It's easy to say anything else, it's not okay to lie!"
Chang'e was silent for a while, and then said with some embarrassment: "You should eat those things for you?"
Qin Shou was stunned, pointed to the empty plate and said, "Wouldn't it?"
Chang'e said helplessly: "I accepted it all, and they brought it up, what do you think I can do......?" I knew I would have taken it, and I would have eaten it in one go, wouldn't it be good?"
Qin Shou was helpless for a while, but more of it was warm.
Qin Shou knew very well that Chang'e packed it and brought it back, naturally to share it with Qin Shou.
Just like Qin Shou, if there is anything delicious outside, you have to deduct a copy and bring it back to Chang'e, a reason.
"Can you say it? If you can't say it, don't say it, yesterday's movement was so big, it must be a big deal......," Chang'e leaned over and asked.
Qin Shou looked at Chang'e, and Chang'e's big eyes flickered a little......
Qin Shou said: "Silly girl, you confess honestly, do you want to know?"
Chang'e's big eyes blinked, obviously she was also curious, but she still said: "I'm okay, if it's a big deal, don't talk about it, I don't know what to do." ”
Qin Shouyi grinned, stretched out his paws, pinched Chang'e's little face, and said, "Silly girl, if you want to know, I'll tell you." If it were someone else, I wouldn't say it!"
Chang'e's eyes lit up and she said, "Really? What happened then?"
Qin Shou was about to speak, when suddenly he felt the Black Demon God Box on his neck tremble, and then a voice sounded in Qin Shou's mind: "Rabbit, where's my breakfast?"
Hearing this voice, Qin Shou was startled!
Then I realized that this was the woman who was like a knife last night!
Then Qin Shou was trembling all over, and he was scared into a cold sweat!
This woman was in the Heavenly Court, and she could contact him from such a distance, so could she hear or see what was happening here?
If she can do it, what about the Jade Emperor?
The Jade Emperor didn't have time to calculate, there were so many gods in the heavenly court, what if ......
Qin Shou thought of the ban that Tai Bai Xing said last night, and then thought about the big battle that happened yesterday......
Immediately afterwards, Qin Shou thought that after the war, this woman could still speak...... This means that the woman is still alive!
She is alive, but what about the Jade Emperor?
Could it be that the Jade Emperor was killed?
No matter what the result was, Qin Shou suddenly found that it was better not to talk about what happened last night!
In case Chang'e found out and accidentally said something wrong, the Jade Emperor didn't die, so she blamed it...... Or, what kind of agreement did the Jade Emperor and the woman reach to kill all those who knew about it...... Didn't he harm Chang'e?
In short, not telling Chang'e about this matter is definitely the right choice!
All the years were like sparks in Qin Shou's mind, flashing by, and it didn't take long......
"Where's the rice, rabbit?" the woman's voice rang out again.
Qin Shou hurriedly replied, "Eldest sister...... I haven't gone to work yet, can you respect some privacy?"
"You're a rabbit, not a human. The woman said lightly.
Qin Shou was a little speechless again...... He found that he was also articulate, but every time he faced this domineering woman, he would always be quite uncomfortable by this woman's bland words!
"Please respect the privacy of the rabbits. Qin Shou said.
"The Imperial Garden is mine now, and you are my personal property, where do you get your privacy? Now, immediately, immediately, make me breakfast! Otherwise, I don't mind stewing rabbits!" said the woman.
Qin Shou said: "I won't starve to death, the more you urge, the slower I am." ”
After the woman was silent for a while, she said, "Give you an hour, and after an hour, you can't see breakfast, you are breakfast." ”
With that, the woman's voice disappeared.
At the same time, the strange feeling that haunted my mind disappeared......
Qin Shou knew that the woman had really taken away the thoughts, so he breathed a long sigh of relief.
At this moment, Qin Shou finally understood a truth, this is not the earth, and the methods of the great supernatural powers here are far from being comparable to the little technology of the earth! He still underestimated these immortals before...... It's better to be cautious in the future.
At the same time, Qin Shou also became more and more hungry for power...... I don't have the strength, and I have to make breakfast for others!
If he has the strength, he can roar back with confidence: "You little girl, come and make breakfast for the rabbit!"
Qin Shou shouted again in his heart, but his face remained silent......
Chang'e saw Qin Shou in a daze, thinking that Qin Shou was organizing the language, stared at the curious big eyes and waited for a while, and found that the rabbit was not silent at all, so she said, "Yu'er, what do you want?"
Qin Shou shook his head and said with a smile: "Say! Of course you say!"
"Then what happened in the Imperial Garden yesterday?" asked Chang'e curiously.
Qin Shou said: "Yesterday, yesterday the Jade Emperor went to the Imperial Garden. ”
"And then?" asked Chang'e.
Qin Shou said: "Then, and coincidentally, I don't know what happened in the imperial garden, there is an extra woman......! Not as good-looking as you!But what about temperament...... Uh, not as good as you!
But whether to pick a big one in the radish pile, the Jade Emperor didn't know what to think at the time, maybe Wang Ba looked at the mung bean. He drove his Ryoma supercar and ran over to tease his sister, what do you say, I'll take you for a ride, blowing the wind on the mountain or something.
And then the Queen Mother came!"
Hearing this, Chang'e covered her mouth and said nervously: "Isn't that going to happen?"
Qin Shou said: "Why don't you have to suffer? It's just a lot! The small sports car was also confiscated, and the queen mother called it to the top of the mountain...... The Queen Mother said, 'You're going for a ride, aren't you?'
"And then?" asked Chang'e.
Qin Shou said: "Then the Queen Mother watched the Jade Emperor blow the wind for two hours......"
Chang'e pursed her lips and smiled: "Really, fake, why don't I think this is like the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother." ”
Qin Shouxin said: "It's like hell, but the Jade Emperor himself didn't let me tell the truth, so I can only make it up blindly." ”
Qin Shou continued: "Later, the Queen Mother left, and the Jade Emperor came down.
However, the Jade Emperor didn't seem to be in a good mood. ”
Chang'e smiled: "If you change it, you won't be in a good mood." ”
Qin Shou said: "I can't give you a chance to clean me up! Except for you, other girls, I won't even look at it!"
"Just your poor mouth, let's talk about the point. Chang'e glanced at Qin Shou.
Qin Shou continued: "The Jade Emperor's clothes are a little messy, and there are a lot of thorny things on his knees...... I guess I may have quarreled with the Queen Mother, and then I was punished by the Queen Mother with family law. For example, kneeling durians, radiators, keyboards, glass pieces, etc...... Of course, people are immortals, and kneeling things must be more advanced.
Anyway, the Jade Emperor was in a bad mood, and he didn't even have a palace maid by his side...... Hey, then again, I don't seem to have seen any other fairies around him, you say, is the Jade Emperor tracheitis?
Uh, well, that digresses.
In short, the Jade Emperor was in a very unhappy mood, so in order to cool off, he saw what to fight......
Ay...... The Imperial Garden has been smashed!I knew that those flowers and plants would be so scourged by him, how nice it would be for me to dig them up...... It's a pity. ”
For the first time, Chang'e felt that what Qin Shou said made sense......
"What happened later?" Chang'e continued.
Qin Shou said: "Later, I ran out with the land and mountain gods, and I don't know the follow-up." But Heavenly Court is still there, and it hasn't been smashed by him, so it seems that it has lost its anger......"
Chang'e pursed her lips and smiled: "Although I don't believe it, it's quite interesting." Okay, it's almost time, I have to report to the Jade Ying Palace. You should go to the Imperial Garden to check on the situation, right?Come back in the evening and tell me about the situation over there. ”
PS: After a few days of rest, my eyes are rested, and I start to add more.