Chapter 181: Harvest and Monsters
The rice between the Yangtze-Huai River basin is sown in March and harvested at the end of June or July.
Although the ones planted in Yang Xidao's fields are all agricultural products full of aura, no matter how they are transformed, the law of spring and autumn killing is still unacceptable.
Who can withstand the power of heaven and earth?
So at the end of June, when the heat was unbearable, Yang Xi set out to cut the rice.
After tossing for so many years, it can be regarded as seeing results!
That is, the stalk of Lingmi is tougher than that of ordinary ones, and ordinary means can not cut it.
Yang Xi bundled a stack of rice, and listened to the "people" in his ears without changing his face.
"You used to be an earth fairy, but now you have tossed yourself to become a farmer, don't you feel ashamed?"
Farmer?
Old Ghost Yang secretly sighed, and said in his heart that if the other party was not a vain existence, he couldn't touch it and couldn't see it, so he had to let him taste what is called the farmer's three punches......
"Take it, and call it a day when you're done with this pile. Hand the tied farm to Sun Fu, Yang Xi said to him.
Sun Fu, a simple man, was still a little flattered on his face, and shouted to Yang Xi in succession, "How can you let you do this work?" I am from the countryside, I should come to ...... it."
"Whoever comes is coming, and I can't be tired anyway. Yang Xi smiled, "Just take this opportunity to move, otherwise you will really become a waste person with ten fingers that don't touch the spring water......
For Yang Xi, who has gone up in strength and has abundant spiritual power in his body, it is really easy to use a few spells to spend on farming, he only needs to cut off the rice with the wind blade sword qi, and then tie it up with his hands.
There is no need to toss Sun Fu, an ordinary person.
As soon as the words fell, another sneer came from his ears, "A dignified monk, you are so willing to degenerate!"
Big brother, is it interesting for you to play "I scold myself" every day?
Yang Xi speechlessly sent away Sun Fu, who was still thinking of helping with the work, ignoring the ubiquitous shouting, "You first take these back and take off the shell with Changliang, and then put the collected spiritual rice into the basket I prepared......
"What about you?" Sun Fu asked him.
Yang Xi pointed to the waterhole next to him and told him, "I'm fishing here, and I'm also cleaning up the vacated fields by the way." ”
So Sun Fu obediently went back with the crops, and did not disturb Yang Daochang's leisure and elegance.
Yang Xi walked to the waterhole and sat down, and found out the fishing rod he had made casually.
The squeaky turn of the waterwheel keeps introducing the water containing a little aura from the waterhole to the Daotian.
The shadow reflected in the water waited for the ripples to calm down, revealing the same appearance as the second phase of his previous life, and his arrogant expression was almost beaten.
The "person" in the water looked at Yang Xi with disgust on his face, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a malicious smile, "Yang Changgeng, look at yourself, where do you look like a person who has been an earth immortal?"
"What happened in Kunlun, did it wear out all your bones? No, I forgot, you didn't even have time to care about your physical body at that time, you just ran for your life!"
"Or have you been bored in the jade card for so many years, and you have forgotten your original ambition?"
"You ......"
What a sand sculpture thing!
Yang Xi was blinded by him, and finally couldn't help but throw the fishing hook into the other party's mouth that kept opening and closing.
Obviously, this thing is just a false shadow, and to put it tallly, it is only the dark side of Yang Xi's heart, but after being locked up in the small black room for more than a thousand years, it is he who is holding back his words, how can he still talk more than himself?
The shadow was made to jump by his hand, and the irritable appearance could also be seen to be a little similar to Yang Xi.
Sure enough, even if a person changes his shell, some characteristics will not change.
"Rubbish!" the other party opened his mouth at Yang Xi again, "Do you dare to respond to me!"
Do you think I ignore you?
Old Ghost Yang yawned, leaning on the big bulging stone behind his back and wanted to sleep - if anyone was harassed by this guy all day and night, and could still maintain his energetic state, then Yang Xike would admire him.
Seeing that Yang Xi was really unmoving, the other party was no longer entangled, and he sneered a few times and dispersed.
Anyway, there is still more time, and he doesn't believe that this person is not affected!
He is another "Yang Xi", and it is naturally clear what weaknesses the other party has.
Messing around with yourself, that's not easy?
"It's finally cleared. The "person" that has been chattering in his ears is gone, and Yang Xi sighed.
He frowned and reflected secretly, "I said that I was ...... back then Is it that annoying?"
Nope!
He has lived two lives, isn't he the kind that everyone admires?
It must be because the other party is vain and demonic that he is so frustrated!
I can't admit that I killed Yang Xi in the second phase of my secondary school!
He hummed, then closed his eyes and fished in peace.
At the same time, somewhere there are many illegal spirit monsters gathered.
Big Tachibana is pulling his ears and complaining loudly, "It's hot to death!"
"Why is this hellish weather so hot, can't you give June a little face!"
The fat tiger nesting next to him also opened his mouth and panted, and his hair was a little sunburned, "I can't do it...... I'm going back to the zoo, and our director will hurt me......"
In the past, when I was in the zoo, the fat tiger only needed to eat, sleep and sleep, and by the way, I came out to pose a few poses, and there were big ice cubes when it was hot, and cotton mats when it was cold.
"I'm going to rebel against human tyranny, I'm going to be air-conditioned!damn it!" "Tachibana stood up angrily, his paws scratching wildly in the air.
Fat Tiger also cried, "I want my baby and my mother-in-law!"
"It's time to eat!" Someone suddenly knocked on the basin and informed the monsters in the base, "Hurry up and come to the cafeteria to eat!"
"Eat fart!" Da Tang firmly didn't move his buttocks, and yelled at the man, "If you don't install the air conditioner that you said you wanted, I'll starve to death to show you!"
"Your keeper sent you new cat food today, why don't you eat it?" the staff member asked suspiciously, glancing at it.
Big orange jumped suddenly, "You didn't say it earlier!"
Sure enough, An Beiyou still has a conscience in the human race, although he sent himself here, he didn't forget to send something to it.
"What about me?" Fat Tiger approached the staff and looked at him with big expectant eyes, "Did our principal call me?"
The staff took out a notebook and looked at the record, "Yes, I sent you a video, I'll go to the communication room to watch it later!"
"Okay, thank you family!" Fat Tiger licked the man gratefully, and almost licked the other party with a barbed tongue.
As time passed, the official monitoring of the little monsters also relaxed a lot, and after making sure that the other party had no harmful intentions, they were allowed to contact their former keepers - this is also to prepare for the future to promote the monsters to adapt to human life.
The communication room is open for a few hours a day, allowing adult pets to talk to their owners.
In the cafeteria, Da Tangerine stuffed a mouthful of high-quality cat food, his eyes narrowed comfortably, and he muttered vaguely while eating, "Anbei Tour is still good, and I will go out later...... I continue to ask him to raise me ......"
Anyway, the people in the base have already said that as long as they are law-abiding and don't do things, they won't do anything to it, and things like neutering and cutting eggs won't happen casually.
Without the worry of cutting off children and grandchildren, the big orange became fat and fatter.
"I still want to eat!" the big fat man sitting next to him finished the meal, patting the empty bowl and asking for a refill.
"No!" the staff mercilessly rejected its request.
"Why!" the wild generation sent from the panda center was not convinced, stood upright, and used the advantage of height to force the other party to ask, "I can't eat enough, is it not a national treasure if it becomes a national treasure?"
"Am I not cute enough or has the aesthetics of human beings changed?
"I can sing, dance, and rap, you give me a basketball and I can make Lin Dan apprentice on the spot......" The panda chattered, wanting to add something to his belly.
The staff said in their hearts that playing basketball has nothing to do with Lin Dan? And who taught this panda to tell jokes?
"Rules are rules, and abiding by them is the right way!" The man was as steady as an old dog in the face of the approach of the adult giant panda, "Look at the rabbit demon at the same time as you, it went out early because it performed well enough, and it also found a job......
"Do you think a rabbit demon is endorsing the White Rabbit toffee...... Is it by strength?" the wild generation asked with a soul.
That's called a natural advantage!
And it's just a rabbit, at most, it will be anxious to bite people, and there is a social harm to fart, and if you release it, you are not afraid of it doing things.
"Anyway, it's not allowed, you're hungry. ”
The stunned staff left with the rice bowl of the wild generation.
In the communication room, the pet dog Golden Retriever and Fat Tiger were still looking at the video sent by the keeper with tears in their eyes, and their crying fur was wet.
Backstage, the leader of the base looked at this lively scene, and pressed the corner of his forehead with a headache, "Fortunately, when they pass the test results, I will be able to get free." ”
The subordinates complained, "If this group of people who can talk to people are released, will we live like a two-dimensional life?"
Is the two-dimensional monster so wasteful?
"You don't care about station B, why do you think about this all day long?" The leader raised his hand and gave him a brain meltdown, "The monsters we have here are not aggressive, at most they will be released in a month to adapt to society, you will keep the last shift for me!"