Chapter 16: Invincible with Empty Hands (I)
"Okay, Da Long, Brother Jiu is a guest I invited, don't be so rude, okay?
Thank you Brother Jiu for your love, I have been very happy with Dalong all these years, and now I can inherit the family for them, God blesses me. ”
Beautiful women are always very smart, Michelin's words Li Qing gave her nine points, that is, to appease Uncle Jiu, and the use of nicknames shows that she belongs.
"Brother Jiu, I invited you to come this time for Dalong's strange illness, I invited a lot of doctors to see him, but they couldn't see a result, I suspect that something dirty is entangled in Dalong, please Brother Jiu, can you help Dalong in the past?"
"Well, I should do this, Sister Lian, you are a pregnant person, don't be too happy and sad, with me, I will never let the child in your belly be born without a father, you come back from outside, you must be tired, go and rest." ”
"Then it's troublesome Brother Jiu, I'll let people tidy up a home-cooked meal later, cook a few of Brother Jiu's favorite dishes, and when the time comes, Brother Jiu, you will come back with Dalong, and we will catch up with the old days." ”
"Okay, Sister Lian, you walk carefully, don't bump into it. ”
Seeing that his wife was getting close to Dao Shiying, Ren Zhengfei felt that he was about to explode when he was angry, if it weren't for the kid next to him who strangled himself with his arm and made himself almost out of breath, he wouldn't have to give Daoist Shiying two shots without a gun, and he wouldn't be surnamed Ren.
"Okay, your wife is about to give birth to you, why are you still so stingy?
Now Uncle Nine not only can't see it, but also has to bear the fact from time to time that the person he loved the most back then wants to pass on the ancestry for you.
Speaking of which, you are the winner, you will definitely be angry once you see Uncle Jiu, maybe he will be fainted by you that day, and whose face is at that time, isn't it clear at a glance?"
"A raccoon dog, with a smooth oil cavity and a flamboyant tongue, is not a good thing mixed with Taoist Shiying. Feeling that the arms hugging him relaxed, Ren Zhengfei accepted Li Qing's argument very well, but his habit of loving face made him stubbornly slap Li Qing a few words.
"Okay, Ren Zhengfei, you said that you got sick after worshipping your ancestors, then let's go to your ancestral hall to see if we can find anything. ”
Without his first love by his side, Uncle Nine regained his shrewd and capable appearance.
"Okay, Dao Shiying, if you say go to the ancestral hall, then we will go to the ancestral hall, but if you find the wrong place, don't blame me for not giving Lian Mei face and burying you in my ancestral hall. ”
"Someone, get ready to go. ”
Dashuaifu is in a corner of Renjia Town, and Yizhuang is held in the north and south, image-speaking, Yizhuang is in Dapeng tail, and Dashuaifu is above the sharp mouth of Dapeng.
Out of the Dashuai's Mansion, I arrived at the river in less than three minutes, found a big boat, went down the water, and went ashore with a cup of tea.
"This village used to be the ancestral land of our Ren family, but then our branch made a fortune, and the whole village moved to the town, and the ancestral land was slowly abandoned.
However, the feng shui here is still very good, and the ancestors have a training that no matter where our branch dies, we must ask someone to bury the body back to the ancestral hall.
Speaking of which, I was really unfilial a few years ago, I was busy fighting wars outside, and I never came back to worship my ancestors during the New Year's holidays. ”
Ignoring Ren Zhengfei's self-pity, Li Qing was discussing the feng shui of this village with Uncle Jiu.
"The feng shui of this village is really good, the location is on the hillside, it can be regarded as the turtle rubbing, facing the big river to the road before this change, it is blocked by the prominent terrain into nine bends and eighteen bends, the water gathers wealth, nine bends and eighteen bends are the fortune rolling in, and the people who live here will not be bad in fortune.
The mountain is also very good, the left side of the vein rises and can be regarded as surrounded by the green dragon, the right side of the mountain is a single town, called the white tiger support, the plane forest behind the village is called the phoenix tree again.
In feng shui, this kind of bureau is called Xiao Siling, and the prince Wandai can't come out, but it's okay to be rich and powerful, and the person who chooses this village as the foundation is big enough. ”
"That's right, the world only knows that the feng shui bureau that can make people prince Wandai is auspicious, and how do they know that in our eyes, this kind of feng shui bureau with continuous blessings is the best. ”
When they arrived outside the ancestral hall, before they entered the ancestral hall, looking at the red soil around the ancestral hall, Li Qing and Uncle Jiu frowned, thinking that this village had become a small four spirit bureau, who would have thought that this ancestral hall was actually a bureau.
"This is the Red Fire Bureau, there should be a small amount of Dansha resources underground, and it is no problem to be buried here, but the problem is that if the burial method is not appropriate, I am afraid that the ancestors will suffer from the Dansha every day.
Being tormented by Danhuo is not a trivial matter for the deceased, but I am afraid that there will be a resentful big guy inside, and maybe he can be compared to the one last time. ”
Li Qing's words sounded reasonable to Uncle Jiu, and he would also regret it a little, so he entered the game rashly without bringing anything, but he was afraid that there was interference and credit from the Dapeng Bureau.
But he can't be cowardly, not to mention the long and short guns around him, just losing face in front of his old rival is not something he can accept.
"The people in this ancestral hall must not be buried after death, the coffin in the Red Fire Bureau touches the ground, and the whole family is unlucky, not to mention the burial, even if the coffin sucks the earth's qi, it will be very disadvantageous.
Ren Zhengfei, you only got sick after the last ancestor worship, it seems that one of your ancestors has been infected with the ground and deceived the corpse.
You probably were bitten by your ancestors last time you worshiped your ancestors, and because of something wrong, your ancestors didn't bite it clean, causing you to look like you now, with corpse poison invading, but you didn't attack your heart. ”
"Dao Shiying, don't give me those messy things, you two are muttering all the way, you should have thought of a way to cure my disease, you just say what to do. ”
"Go into the ancestral hall, catch the zombie, pull out his teeth and grind it for you to eat. ”
"Ren Zhengfei, look at you like this, the corpse poison has basically reached your heart, if you just start out, just use glutinous rice to pull out the corpse poison.
But now, only by doing what Li Qi just said, pulling out the zombie's canine teeth, grinding them into powder, and fighting poison with poison, can you return to normal. ”
"Okay, then do as you say, come here, open the door, drive the two of them in for me, open the door tomorrow morning, if they are unlucky and are bitten to death by my ancestors, they will be burned directly by fire during the day tomorrow!"
Ren Zhengfei had heard about the old lady Ren from the mayor of the town, and he had a plan for how to deal with this kind of scene, and he was really handsome for nothing.
As soon as they heard this, Li Qing and Uncle Nine were still willing to do it, and with a roll of their eyes, Uncle Nine immediately had an idea.
"No, the aura of the two of us is too strong, the zombies may not be willing to come out after entering, there must be someone close to the zombies to lure the zombies, if Zheng Fei doesn't go in, even if we stay in it for the rest of our lives, we won't be able to get anything to detoxify your corpse." ”
"Ren Dashuai, your corpse poison has invaded the heart, at most three days, without an antidote, you will definitely become a zombie, whether you can enter or not is as you like, you will be completely sane after you become a zombie, and when the time comes, the soldiers under your hands will disperse in a hurry, count me unlucky. ”
"Is there such an evil sect?" When a person said this, Ren Zhengfei was a little suspicious of the truth, but the two of them had not discussed it in advance, and the caliber was still so unified, so it was impossible for Ren Zhengfei to suspect it.
"Believe it or not, Li Qi, we live in Yizhuang ourselves, do you have a problem with spending three days with a bunch of coffins?"
"No problem, let alone staying for three days, even for five or seven days, we cultivators, we can't die without eating or drinking within a week, and then come out and slowly clean up the mess." Li Qing implemented the image of a cold noodle master, which made Ren Zhengfei, who was already suspicious, completely believe the nonsense that Uncle Jiu made up temporarily.
"Okay, I believe you, guards, listen to the order, if it is not me who comes out first tomorrow, but the two of them, I will be shot and killed indiscriminately. ”
After tricking Ren Zhengfei into the ancestral hall, Li Qing and Uncle Jiu breathed a sigh of relief, if the guy was in hand, it would be okay with or without Ren Zhengfei, even the ancestors of the old Ren family in this ancestral hall had become zombies, and both of them dared to make a wave.
But there is no guy in hand, so Li Qing and Uncle Jiu can't help but have some rat traps, after all, they are also flesh and blood, and it will hurt if they are caught by zombies.
It's different to drag Ren Zhengfei in to be a bait, someone is a bait, and he and Uncle Jiu can both have their hands free, and then they can slowly concoct zombies calmly.
Looking at the only coffin in the ancestral hall that fell to the ground, Li Qing and Uncle Nine looked at Ren Zhengfei, who followed up.
"This is my daddy, what, is he a zombie?"
"It should be as expected, wait, it's getting dark, when you and your father recognize your relatives, after recognizing your relatives, the two of us will send him to the ruins. ”
"Isn't that scary?"
"Zombies, do you say scary or not?"
"Well, I'd better go out first. ”
Without waiting for Ren Zheng Fei to turn around and prepare to run, Li Qing directly controlled him, and under the huge force, it was impossible for Ren Zheng Fei to call the shots.
Before Li Qing could go any further and tie him with a rope, a movement from the coffin attracted the attention of the three of them.
Looking at the slowly moving coffin lid, Uncle Nine and Li Qing both felt the solemnity in each other's eyes when they looked at each other, and now it was dark outside at most, and the one in the coffin couldn't wait to come out to make trouble, it seems that his ability should not be underestimated.
With a bang, the coffin lid fell to the ground, and a zombie wearing a shroud immediately jumped out, relying on the qi induction, Li Qing was sure that this was definitely not inferior to the old lady Ren.
Quietly, Li Qing and Uncle Jiu each flashed to the side, leaving Zheng Fei alone to face his father.
With blood relatives present, Ren Zhengfei and his father naturally looked for Ren Zhengfei first.
Looking at his own father approaching step by step, Ren Zhengfei hated Uncle Jiu and Li Qing to death at this time.