Chapter 217: Eat! [Ask for a Monthly Pass]
Zhou Bufu was stunned for a moment, and said, "Have you set up the formation?"
The Roaring Sky Dog nodded solemnly: "Well, it's a very powerful formation, a long snake formation, after he reads it, he should be disgusted for a while, distracted or something." Anyway, run!"
After saying that, the Howling Dog turned around and ran!
At this moment, I heard Zhou Bufu shouting: "No, the rabbit is still in the cave!"
The Roaring Sky Dog was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I'm Cao...... This plot is a bit awesome, the dead rabbit was eaten by the tyrannosaurus first, and then your master killed the tyrannosaur......us? Let's go, go out for a drink!"
Zhou Bufu: "......"
Zhou Bufu was about to scold something but found that something was wrong, this dead dog said that he went out to drink, why did he run away?
"Howling Dog, you're running the other way around. Zhou Bufu reminded.
The Howling Dog said, "How do I know what's going on? I'm going out to drink, and my body is out of control!"
Lao Zhou, you go out and help me iron a pot of good wine first!
If I can't come back, remember to sprinkle my grave on my head......"
As he spoke, the Howling Dog had already run away, and he could vaguely hear his shout: "Grass you fucking dead rabbit, did I owe you in my previous life?"
Seeing this, Zhou Bufu smiled, he didn't run out, he ran inside with the roaring dog, shouting as he ran: "Wait for me?"
As a result, I saw the dead dog look back and glare: "What are you doing here, you scum, get out and scald the wine!"
Then I saw the roaring dog wave its tail, and a ball of energy hit the air, and Zhou Bufu flew out involuntarily and flew out of the back kitchen directly......
The Howling Dog was running, and I saw a sudden tremor on the mountain peak in front of me!
Then a dragon roar sounded, and the sound came out through the thick mountains and formations, which was deafening!
The Roaring Sky Dog's face finally became solemn, and he said, "This is not an ordinary tyrannosaurus, this TM is a black dragon with successful cultivation! Look at this power, it is almost catching up with the four miscellaneous blood dragons of the Four Seas Dragon King!"
As he spoke, the Howling Sky Dog had already rushed to the foot of the mountain, and at the same time, his jet-black fur became even darker and brighter, and he ran bigger and bigger, and finally turned into a giant dog 100 meters high!
The roaring dog roared: "I'll open it for the dog!"
Boom!
With a loud bang, the huge body of the Roaring Sky Dog slammed into a layer of golden enchantment, and lotus flowers manifested on the enchantment, and every time the lotus bloomed, the thickness was doubled!
Seeing this, the Roaring Sky Dog exclaimed, "I, Cao, the God of Kitchen is so rich, I actually asked someone to arrange the Nine Realms Lotus Array, damn it...... Fortunately, I still have some skills, otherwise I really can't break it!"
As he spoke, the dog opened its mouth and spit out a strange-shaped thing, which was like a puddle of mud, but when it came out, it rose in the wind and then turned into a big axe!
The Howling Sky Dog said, "Open!"
The big axe flew into the air, the size of a mountain peak, and fell with a bang!
However, before the big axe fell, I suddenly heard an angry roar in the mountain......
"Roar, roar, help!"
The Howling Dog was stunned for a moment, "Help?" Why is this voice so unfamiliar? I haven't heard it before! Is there anyone else in the cave?
Then I listened to the muffled sound of the cave knocking!
Then I heard the voice shout frantically, "Help......"
Rumble!
There was another loud bang, and the earth trembled......
Then the mountain suddenly exploded!
The Howling Dog saw a blood-red arm smash through the mountain!
There's also a black ball in the palm of my hand!
No, take a closer look, which is a black ball, it is clearly a black dragon that has been grouped into a ball!
With a stroke of this arm, the Nine Realms Lotus Array outside was like a papier-mΓ’chΓ©, stabbing and shattering!
"Save ...... Me!" the black dragon cried out in panic when he saw the Howling Dog.
The Howling Dog opened his mouth: "It's darker than me, you better die." β
The next moment, the arm retracted, and then the sound of bones shattering was heard...... At the same time, it was accompanied by a scream......
The rest of the voice, listening to the roaring dog's scalp numb, it was clear that there was something to chew the black dragon and eat it!
A black dragon was eaten like that...... Frightened, the Howling Dog was completely stunned, and said in his heart what kind of monster is in this mountain?!
", dead bunny...... Go in and take a look!" Howling Dog gritted his teeth, still ready to step forward, but at this moment, an arm fell on Howling Dog's shoulder, and said, "Don't go, you can't handle this." β
Zhou Bufu glared at the Howling Dog, obviously very dissatisfied with the slap, and seemed to say: "I am not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death!"
The Howling Dog grinned, looked up and asked the Kitchen God, "What the hell is this?"
"I have already sued the heavenly court, and someone will come to collect him in a while. In short, now, don't go over, don't irritate him. "The kitchen god didn't say what it was, just told the howling dogs not to mess around.
As he spoke, a hole suddenly opened in the sky, and then a big hand fell, grabbed the entire mountain, and then pulled up the entire mountain peak and took it away.
"It's fast enough this time. The chef smiled.
The Howling Sky Dog said: "It's really fast......"
At this moment, a voice sounded from behind him: "Kitchen God...... What did you tell me to tell the Jade Emperor before? I ran too fast to hear clearly. β
The kitchen god, the roaring dog, and Zhou Bufu were stunned for a moment, and when they looked back, they saw the god of Riyou running over in a hurry.
The kitchen god said: "You didn't go to Heaven to inform the Jade Emperor about the black dragon's troubles?"
Riyou God said: "Ah...... I just passed by, and you told me a bunch of ...... And then I didn't hear clearly...... It's too fast...... And then...... I, Cao, the black dragon is making trouble, a black loach comes to heaven to deliver loach soup, and the god of cooking, aren't you going to finish cleaning up by yourself?"
The Kitchen God shook his head and said, "It's not just the Black Dragon's problem...... You really didn't go?"
The day wandering god shook his head and said: "I didn't go, the night wandering gods can testify." β
Puff puff......
Sixteen little bat-like night wandering gods appeared on the head of the day wandering gods, and the night wandering gods nodded one after another and shouted nonsense.
"Yes!
"He didn't go either!"
"A fairy passed by just now, how can I have time to listen to what you say!"
"Shut up, don't tell the truth!"
"Oops...... I was wrong. β
......
The head of the day wanderer is full of cold sweat......
The Kitchen God was speechless for a while, but he didn't have time to deal with the Sun Wanderer God now.
Since the Sun Wandering God didn't go to Heaven to find someone to deal with the black dragon, who was the big hand that had just broken through the void?
The Roaring Sky Dog also had a solemn look on his face, and said, "I'm afraid this matter is not that simple...... I'll go find the second master, if there is news of the dead rabbit, just call me. β
With that, the whistling dog ran away......
The kitchen god patted Zhou Bufu and said, "You follow him." β
"Shall I go with him?" Zhou was puzzled.
The kitchen god said: "This dead dog wants to repay the debt, go to Erlang God to ask for money, or don't come back, don't come back." β
Zhou Bufu was dumbfounded...... Then he hurried after the Howling Dog.
The kitchen god tidied up his clothes and said to the god of the sun: "In this case, I will personally go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall for a visit." β
After that, the kitchen god left......
Riyoushen thought about it and hurriedly caught up: "Wait a minute, God of Cooking, let's go together, what do you need to say, the two of you will make it clear......"
"Something to talk about!" said the chef god.
Riyou Shen said: "Can you not sue?"
"A million red spirit crystals!" said the chef god.
Sun Wanderer: "You are robbing!"
The kitchen god said: "Well, you answered correctly, start robbing now and give money!"
Riyoushen: "Don't go too far, I'm not easy to mess with......!
The kitchen god put his hands behind his back and asked indifferently, "How?"
Riyou God snorted: "I will bargain! I will give you up to 800,000 red spirit crystals!"
Chef: "Deal!"
Sun Wanderer: "Uh......"
Riyou God muttered in his heart: "Is the price too high?"
"Don't do business in the future. The chef said earnestly.
Sun Wanderer: "Why?"
"You're going to sell yourself. "Chef God said.
Sun Wanderer: "......"
While the two were talking, they had already arrived outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, only to see Tai Bai Xing coming towards him, and said with a smile: "The Jade Emperor of the two of them already knows that the black dragon is an evil dragon, and he is innocent of death." As for the man who slew the dragon, you don't need to ask more, and this is the end of the matter, and there is no need to mention it again. β
The kitchen god and the day travel god were stunned, what is the situation?
Riyou Shen leaned up and said, "Xingjun, this ...... What's going on?"
Tai Bai Xing smiled and said, "The kitchen god should understand, right?"
The kitchen god nodded slightly, "Hmm...... Got it. β
With that, the kitchen god left.
Riyoushen still seemed to say something, Tai Bai Xing said: "Go, don't ask, what to do, what to do." β
"Xingjun, what happened to me before I was beaten ......," the day wandering god shouted.
Tai Bai Xing smiled: "The Jade Emperor said, fight in vain." β
The day wanderer was dumbfounded...... Then he walked away.
Night......
Qin Shou saw two armies fighting in his sleep......
A one-sided massacre to be exact.
On one side are strips of black dragons...... On the other side is a bunch of big-mouthed monsters with only heads.
The big-mouthed monster chased the black dragon and bit wildly, and ate a black dragon, the monster would swell a little, and the strange thing was that this monster not only didn't seem to be full, but the more he ate, the more hungry he became!
......
Then looking at it, Qin Shou was also hungry, hungry and hungry, Qin Shou woke up.
Crackling......
The sound of a flame burning......
Qin Shou opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a bunch of flames burning in front of him, smelling the smell, the familiar smell of the osmanthus tree, it seemed that it was the osmanthus tree that was burning......
"Osmanthus Tree, am I not in the Heavenly Court, in the Kitchen God Hotel?" Qin Shou sat up suddenly, his mind was as if he had been in a movie, what Kitchen God, Roaring Heavenly Dog, Zhou Bufu, Black Dragon...... The black dragon tricked him into getting the dragon balls, and he took them, and then the black dragon went berserk and broke free from the chains.
The iron chain was also powerful, and it squirted a mouthful of blood from the black dragon......
Then Qin Shou didn't remember......
It's just as if I heard a strange cry, like a toad is not a toad, like a dragon is not a dragon......
"What's going on?" Qin Shou rubbed his head and muttered, "What about the dragon?"
"Dragon, what dragon?" a familiar voice sounded.
As soon as Qin Shou looked up, he saw Wu Gang sitting there shirtless, wiping his axe.
PS: The content of the three chapters, combined with two chapters, is just to make everyone comfortable to watch. It seems that some people are not satisfied, do you say it is three chapters, or two chapters? In addition, the monthly ticket list has been beaten into the top ten again, asking for a monthly pass.