Chapter 34: Nintendo, the King of Slapping in the Face
Sitting on the chair leisurely and drinking the tea in the cup, Li Qing got up and prepared to close the door and lock it, unlike the lively and noisy Yizhuang when the ninth uncle was in charge of the house in the past, since Li Qing broke up with the people in Renjiazhen, few people have come here.
Some time ago, after Uncle Nine took his apprentice out to practice, he also made a few trips to comprador Hong, who had just left in a negative mood.
Since no one comes to the door, why don't you close the door and lock it? The empty and empty night is just the right time to meditate hard and impact the strange tendons.
In this Renjia Town, his cultivation is like a hanging, anything can be understood at a glance, and he can get started with a little study, put in some hard work, and be self-reliant.
So don't look at what he does in front of people on weekdays, when he is behind, his hard work is very unimaginable.
Practicing knives and swinging knives 3,000 times a day, punching and sharpening his body for two hours has basically filled his daytime time.
At night, it takes three hours to meditate and prepare for the pulse, and when his body is not in a state after he is tired, he lies on the bed and studies the Three Caves Sutra he took from Uncle Jiu, of course, more often than not, he just uses the castrated version of the Three Caves Sutra as a disguise, and the real hard work is still the Dao Zang in his own mind.
It's a lot to sleep for two hours a day, which is why Qiusheng still obeys him even though he is jealous that his ability has grown too fast.
"Seventh brother, seventh brother is not good, something is wrong, something is wrong, and another zombie has appeared, seventh brother, don't close the door!"
Looking at Li Qing who walked to the gate of Yizhuang, Ah Wei, who was running, looked happy, and thought that his friendship with Li Qing made him face himself squarely and come to the gate to greet him.
But Li Qinglisuo's action of pushing the door made Ah Wei know that he was really thinking too much, and this master was just here to close the door.
"Don't mind, Seventh Brother!"
A flying pounce, the gate that was closed by only one line was blocked by Ah Wei with his legs, how could Li Qing have a chance for Ah Wei with his ability, and it was completely Li Qing's intention.
Although Qiusheng and Wencai, the two big mouths, will leak a lot of news, they can also hear some news, and now these two brothers are not in Yizhuang, and there is no inflow of outside news, Li Qing can only be blind in terms of intelligence.
In order to be able to get the latest information from time to time, Ah Wei's call must not be ignored, but if he wants to negotiate the price with those squires in the later stage, he still can't give this face.
"Ah Wei, for everyone's sake, pull your leg out, or don't blame me for breaking your leg with the door. ”
Through the door, Ah Wei couldn't see the flashing of Li Qing's face, listening to his cold words, Ah Wei was really a little afraid that Li Qing would make a black hand and break his legs.
can think about the astonishing discovery of the people who went out to visit relatives in the town at noon, Ah Wei felt that even if he couldn't invite Li Qing, it was excellent to be caught by him and break his leg, at least he couldn't run away from work-related injuries, and when the zombie was solved, he was working with injuries.
"No, Seventh Brother, this matter is related to the life and death of tens of thousands of people in Renjia Town, even if you break my leg, I will not retreat. ”
Ah Wei, who looked like a righteous man, was born, and a group of militia and security guards who followed Ah Wei's butt not far away couldn't help but cry for the heroism of their chief.
Only the comprador Hong who stood in front of everyone flashed disdain in his eyes, he was just clever, when he Hong Tianbao came out to work at the age of eleven, he didn't play this kind of game with too low technical content.
Li Qing in the gate saw that his attitude had arrived, so he let go of the door cut that was gently pressed in his hand, of course, he didn't forget to gently push the door, making Ah Wei's heroic actions more realistic.
Looking at Ah Wei, who was lame, following behind Li Qing and limping into Yizhuang, comprador Hong couldn't help but be a little discouraged, before this game started, he lost for a while.
It's too bad for this zombie to come, if the time is extended for a month or two, wait until he finds a master to replace Yizhuang and his party.
The master he invited used this zombie as a pedal to kill the zombie and replace the status of Yizhuang and his party in the eyes of the townspeople.
It was like today, at this moment, in this situation, his comprador Hong's face was lost in front of Li Qing.
But Li Qing finally had something to say, that is, he and the squires in Renjia Town were still afraid of death, so even if they were not angry in their hearts, they would still bleed.
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"Tell me, what's going on? Who got bitten by a zombie?"
"Brother Seven, today the iron eggs in the security team crossed the river to visit relatives, and when they came back by boat, they saw a zombie who came out to sway during the day, biting people on the edge of the river.
After the zombie was discovered, it flew up directly, if it weren't for the iron egg and the fisherman's quick opportunity, they went directly into the water and stabbed a fierce man, and the two of them would be finished.
Brother Seven, what kind of zombie is this zombie that can come out during the day?
"Zombies that can come out and bite during the day!"
After listening to Ah Wei's words, Li Qing fell into deep thought, this zombie that bites people during the day should be the old lady Ren who was hormonized by Westerners, that is, Nintendo.
Wait, Nintendo, the name of the person that comprador Hong said just now seems to be Nintendo, it shouldn't be really such a coincidence, if that's the case, some people will watch this scene.
After carefully recalling Nintendo's strength, Li Qing found that this zombie that was spawned by Westerners with hormones is really tricky for ordinary Taoists, not afraid of Taoism, not afraid of talismans, rough skin and thick flesh, and infinite strength, and conventional means of killing zombies are basically useless to him.
And in the film and television dramas, this Nintendo master seems to have the ability to continue to connect the severed limbs, if an ordinary Taoist priest meets him, it is impossible to say that it is really possible to plant it.
is the current ninth uncle, if he is not fully prepared, I am afraid that he will not be able to help him, as for the five elements array in the film and television drama, and the evil law of Tiangang, Li Qing will be hehe.
Zombies are born from the collection of negative qi such as resentment between heaven and earth, bad luck and bad luck.
Immortal, immortal, immortal, abandoned by the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man outside the six realms of sentient beings, not entering reincarnation and not in the Five Elements, trapping zombies with the Five Elements Array, is a bit nonsense.
As for the evil method of the Tiangang Earth Evil Acupoint, Li Qing can't be sure of the authenticity of this thing, zombies are born from negative qi, if they can really use the time of heaven to emit corpse qi from the broken acupoints, maybe they can really restore the zombies that have been transformed into ordinary corpses.
"Seventh brother, can you deal with this zombie?" Looking at Li Qing's contemplative face, Ah Wei cautiously raised his own question.
"If Uncle Nine runs into him, maybe he will be in a hurry for a while, and if I do, it's called a coincidence. Glancing at Ah Wei, Li Qing confidently replied.
What he would be thinking about in his heart was not how to kill Nintendo, but how to borrow Nintendo's ability to continue to connect severed limbs, and sharpen his third knife move - Yan Return.