Chapter 31 The calf composes a poem first
The calf was puzzled at first. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The first wall said: "The effect of this betel nut is many, one is that when you are sober, it can make you drunk, chew a piece, and your face will be red and your ears will be red, as if you have just drunk wine, Su Dongpo said, 'Red tide is drunk with betel nut'." The second is that when you are drunk, it can make you wake up, chew a piece after drinking, and relieve phlegm, which has the effect of sobering up. The third is that when you are hungry, chew a piece and you will be satisfied. Fourth, when you eat too much, chew a piece to digest the food. It can really be described as 'endowed dredging without being discouraged, and the flavor is solemn and sweet. 'It's a good thing, you can try it!'
The calf listened first, and said, "I don't believe that this black thing has so many benefits?" and put a piece of betel nut in his hand in his mouth and chewed it, chewing and chewing, only feeling a slight sweetness, but he soon found that his heart was beating faster, his chest was stuffy, his face was red, his ears were red, and he was sweating profusely, and then he already felt that his hands and feet were a little weak and weak.
The calf hurriedly spit out the betel nut in his mouth on the ground, spit out the residue, stuck out his tongue, and said, "Brother, you are more intoxicating than drinking, and now my head is a little dizzy, and I am unsteady in walking, and I have no strength to carry an axe." ”
The first climbed over the wall and said: "Brother Niu, you are really a tyrannical thing." ”
The calf said first: "This Su Dongpo, he writes poetry when he sneezes, and he also writes poetry when he chews betel nut? That Mr. Xie also writes poetry, and my eldest brother seems to be able to write some poetry." I'm going to write a poem now, too. ”
As soon as I heard this, I was happy and said, "Brother Niu, what poem are you going to write?"
The calf first looked at the hazy distant mountain in front of him and said, "Just write a poem about the mountain in front of you." ”
The first one climbed over the wall and said, "Oh?
The calf scratched his head first, thought for a while, and said, "You see that mountain is black, thin at the top and thick at the bottom." Let's turn this mountain over, thin at the bottom and thick at the top. ”
The first one jumped over the wall and laughed: "Good poetry, good poetry! Brother Niu's poem is outstanding in literature, and he is simply a Jinshi who is not in the middle." Ouyang Xiu said that he wrote articles, mostly from the three. Brother Niu's poem is very similar to Ouyang Xiu's third go. ”。
The calf grinned and said, "Then I guess my poem is not bad." I just don't know what kind of he said about 'Mikami'?"
The first wall said: "Ouyang Xiu's three on the pillow, on the horse, on the toilet, and on the toilet, and the third on the toilet." ”
The calf smiled first: "From the toilet, it seems that my poem is not a good poem." ”
The first over the wall smiled and asked, "Brother Niu, why is it not good to get it from the toilet?"
The calf said first: "How can the fart article be good?"
The first over the wall is happy to lean forward and close back.
While the two were talking, they were walking, and at this time, they saw seven or eight people walking on the road ahead, men and women, five girls of about sixteen or seventeen years old who were as fresh as flowers in front, and three men with thin faces and swords on their backs, slowly walking towards this side.
These people did not talk, but from time to time a man shouted and scolded, saying, "Hurry up!
The calf first and the first over the wall did not care about other people's affairs, and walked forward with his head down, passing by these people, and walking slowly.
The two were walking when suddenly a voice came from behind them, saying, "Stop!"
The calf first went over the wall and didn't care who he was talking to, and continued to walk forward, followed by another shout, "The two men in front, stop me!"
The first person turned his head over the wall and looked back at the people, and saw that the person was indeed shouting at his side, and he felt strange in his heart, and said, "I don't know you, why are you calling me?"
The calf did not look back, and said, "How can I know this bird in this mountain?
The people behind shouted again: "What kind of old cow, what kind of old cow am I called, you stop me!"
Niu Xian was a little surprised, stood still, turned around, stared at the men and women, and said, "I'm an old cow, which one is calling me?"
I saw a man in a yellow linen shirt flash, and he came to the two of them, looked at the calf first, and said, "Take a good look, do you still recognize me?"
The calf looked at it for a long time, but he didn't recognize it, and said, "You didn't invite me to tea and dinner, how can I recognize who you are?"
The yellow shirt said: "Are you so forgetful, only a few days later, you have forgotten about the encounter with the hotel in Wan'an Yixing?"
The calf thought about it first, and immediately remembered, and said: "It turned out to be you, I have nowhere to find you, I don't want to meet here, let me ask you, is Lu Fuhua's rabbit cub with you?"
The yellow-shirted man sneered: "How do I know what Lu Fuhua is, I am also looking for this person." You killed one of us in the hotel that day, and you killed another one in the woods. The other is to be killed by this Lu Fuhua poisonous needle. A gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, we are not gentlemen, revenge is only in sight. ”
Two other yellow-shirted men also walked over, and one of them asked, "Ding Yetang, you said that these are the two people who killed our three brothers?"
The man named Ding Yetang said: "Master Cao, it is this black block. ”
The master of the Cao Hall stared at the calf first, and then said to Ding Yetang: "Since someone feels that we have offended Kano, we should let him know what will happen if we offend Kano." After speaking, he pouted to Ding Yetang Nunu and said, "Since someone dares to pull out his teeth in the tiger's mouth without knowing what to do, and happens to meet here, what are you waiting for?"
Ding Yetang said: "Hall Master, I'll go and deal with him." Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly drew his sword, jumped up in the air, and stabbed the calf in the chest with the sword in his hand.
At this time, the calf first, just because he had just chewed the betel nut that had never been chewed, was dizzy, his hands and feet were soft, and he didn't recover for a long time, how could he resist this Ding Yetang's fierce offensive?
The calf swung the big axe in his hand first, barely avoiding Ding Yetang's lightning-fast seven moves.
Just as the calf turned around again, the big axe in his hand swept over. Ding Yetang suddenly jumped up, his body was already a foot high, his head was on his feet, and the sword in his hand went straight to the top of the calf's head.
If Ding Yetang's sword can really succeed, it will definitely be able to reach the heart and abdomen from the top of his head.
It was a life-threatening blow.
At this time, the calf swept over with an axe, and he seemed to be still wondering, where did the people from Ding Yetang suddenly go?
The corners of Hall Master Cao's mouth immediately sneered.
He felt that Niu Lixian was just like this, but he couldn't figure out why a few people on his side were not enemies of this black man, but he killed one of them.
Everyone was completely convinced that at this time, if there was no outsider to help, there was a 100% chance that the calf would fall under Ding Yetang's sword.
But when Ding Yetang was in a relaxed mood and thought that this battle would soon end in his victory, suddenly a figure passed by, and his long sword had stopped walking.