Theo: "You can sneak into my mansion without alerting the guards, and the person who comes is definitely not an idle person, so report your name!"

Yunxi: "Don't be nervous, I'm an immortal!"

Theo: "Another immortal looking for death?"

Yunxi: "I don't want to die...... I'm here to persuade you!"

Theo: "Persuade me, what are you going to persuade me?"

Yunxi: "Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha!"

Theo: "Fart! If you say that, shut up!"

Yunxi: "Actually, human beings are still very cute, as long as you can understand human beings, you will find that human beings are the same as you, and you will no longer see human beings as food......

Theo: "I don't want to listen to your nonsense, get out! Don't force me to kill women......"

Yunxi: "Theo, you can't kill me! I'm here to be friends with you! My name is Yunxi, and I'm a fairy...... Hobby beautiful men, handsome guys, romantic talents...... You love beautiful women, I love beautiful men, and we can make friends with that, right?"

Theo looked Yunxi up and down, and then smiled: "Take a closer look, Yunxi...... You're pretty looking...... It's not as good as ......."

Yunxi: "You are not allowed to think nonsense! I have a fiancé!"

Theo: "Hmph, what are you talking about, making friends with me?"

Yunxi: "I feel that you have misunderstood the meaning of making friends? Friends mean that you can play together, talk together, learn spells together, eat, drink and have fun together......

Theo: "That's right, that's what you said, you're my woman, aren't we going to do these things?"

Yunxi: "No! Not at all......

Theo: "I think that's what happened!"

As he spoke, Theo teleported in front of Yunxi and was about to hug her immediately...... Yunxi hurriedly dodged, Theo chased, Yunxi continued to dodge, and Theo was teased instead, using psionic energy to capture her......

Yunxi: "You're so sick! Why can't I explain it to you? I'm talking about a friend who you think is not what you think!"

Theo continued to chase her and smiled, "Isn't it, just try it!"

Yunxi: "You can't play hooligan on the immortals!"

Theo: "It's strange? My psionic energy is stronger than yours, why can't I catch you?"

Yunxi: "I admit that your spiritual power is above me...... But I'm an immortal, and my magic is stronger than yours! Of course I can evade you with my magic! Even if you do fight with me, I won't lose to you! But your spiritual energy is above me, and I can't win against you! Your magic is not as proficient as mine, and you can't hurt me! So don't waste your strength...... Why don't we talk about it? You can talk about your ideals and so on......"

Theo: "I found out you're sick!

Yunxi: "Because I'm an immortal!, you don't understand...... If we don't talk more and talk more, you will get to know me, and I will know you!"

Theo shook his head: "I'm not interested, unless you're my woman, I'm a little interested in chatting with you about things between us......"

Yunxi: "I said you dragon, why is your mind full of obscene thoughts? Can't you think of something more meaningful, such as noble, great, glorious, civilized, and good deeds?"

Theo stared at her, "I realize that I am not the same person as you at all...... That's the end of our conversation!"

Yunxi: "No! I'm not done yet!"

Theo: "I don't want to hear you!

Yunxi: "Didn't you say it well just now? Why did you suddenly turn your face again?"

Theo: "I'm not interested in you at all...... Roll ......"

Yunxi was kicked out and was very puzzled...... Senior Brother Mo Lizi is right! This evil dragon is extremely difficult to turn into a ...... I prepared a long and emotional argument to convince him, but I didn't think I had a chance to say it, because he didn't listen to me...... How can this be?

Theo sighed: "Today I learned that no matter how good-looking a woman is, if she doesn't understand the amorous feelings, she has no head to speak, and her brain is funny...... For men, it's also tasteless......"

Ciri waited, waited, waited, waited...... I can't wait for Theo to pick him up...... Thinking back to the time when he cooked for Theo and Theo ate very contentedly, Ciri decided that I had to catch some different types of human beings, such as fat, young, vigorous, and so on, and then make different dishes...... If you want to lock a man's heart, you must first satisfy his stomach......

Ciri made 99 dishes and sent them to be served to the Blackwater King......

After eating these 99 dishes with beautiful colors, Theo was overjoyed and immediately sent someone to send several truckloads of gold, silver and jewelry to Ciri, and asked people to send a message to Ciri to praise Ciri's cooking skills!

Ciri thought that Theo should come to pick him up this time, but after waiting for a long time, Theo still didn't come......

On this day, Yunxi passed by and saw a tribe of aquatic monsters burning and looting humans...... Yunxi used psionic energy to quickly create psionic threads and weave them into nets, catching monsters along the way, and covering these monsters in the psionic nets......

Some of the captured monsters cursed, some shouted, some begged for mercy, and some threatened......

Yunxi: "Shut up......! You can't do that to humanity, you should live in peace with humanity......"

Water Monster: "Kill if you want!" If you don't kill us, let us go...... What nonsense!"

Yunxi: "You listen to me patiently, every living creature in the world is hard-won, you must know how to respect other living beings, and other living beings will respect your ......"

Water Monster: "Stop talking, you might as well kill us!"

Yunxi: "I said, why are you so unenlightened? Listen to me, everyone should think of something more meaningful in their minds, and they can't just know how to fight and kill all day long...... And because there should be love!"

Water Monster: "You let us go back, let's go home and love the women, we all have love!"

Yunxi: "You ...... It's hopeless...... I'm! I'm!"

Water Monster: "I haven't caught a woman yet, how can I love it?" Let me out, I'm going to catch a woman......"

"My women are still at home waiting for me to get someone back and eat meat...... Let me out...... Otherwise, who will I love to starve to death the women in my house?"

"Beauty, otherwise you love me!

Yunxi pulled his hair: "Crazy, crazy...... I don't understand it to you at all...... How so?"

Aqua Monster: "Don't be crazy, are you going to kill us?" or are you going to let us go?"

Yunxi: "I...... It's a god, you can't kill living beings......"

Aquarium Monster: "Then let us go quickly, everyone is busy with their own things!"

Yunxi: "I'm not trying to kill you, I'm going to turn you up......! There are many kinds of love in the world, and the love between a man and a woman is the smallest love, and you should know the great love! The meaning of the great love is ......."

Aquarium Monster: "Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen......"

Yunxi: "You have to listen to what I say before I let you go......"

Aqua Monster: "Oh my God...... Help, Help, Help......"

Yunxi: "The so-called great love is a kind of love, a kind of care, a kind of selfless love......"

Yunxi has been chattering for a long time...... The group of youkai covered by the psionic net were all asleep......

Yunxi sighed: "Alas, I have said so much, you can listen to a few words, and you can listen to as many as you want! This immortal let you go, I hope you will not continue to do bad things in the future......"

Yunxi collected the spiritual energy net, released this group of water tribe monsters, and shouted to the sky: "Immortal Master, I lit up a group of monsters today, have you seen it?"

In the midst of thousands of worlds, another realm ...... The two white-haired old men and a few apprentices were watching what Yunxi had done that day......

Shui Yazi laughed heartily: "Hahaha...... I knew it...... Senior Sister Yunxi must have done things like this...... How does she know how to convince people? hahaha...... I'm laughing to death......"

Another fellow senior brother said: "Yunxi tirelessly reasoned with the monsters, such a spirit is worthy of praise!"

Another senior brother said with a smile: "Actually, it can only show that these monsters are indeed incurable, and you can't blame Yunxi for not being able to convince them...... Yunxi has done his best......"

Mo Lizi: "Didactic enlightenment is only applicable to those who can enlighten it...... This kind of monster that has nothing to do with the immortal family is very stupid and dull without Huigen, so there is no need to talk so nonsense with them...... Senior Sister Yunxi is purely playing the piano to the cow! Fooling around! She doesn't know what it means to teach students according to their aptitude...... If you want to ignite these kinds of monsters, you have to let them taste the sweetness first, so they can listen to what you say......"

The old man nodded and said, "To enlighten others, you have to teach them according to their aptitude! Different people have to use different ways to make them accept what you say! Yunxi has made the mistake of imposing his own consciousness and others...... So no matter how much she says or how well she says, she won't be recognized by others!"

......

Yunxi pondered whether he should use the method that the woman he met that day by the river to pick up shells and corpses to ignite the evil dragon Theo? Give Theo a peerless beauty of a human and make Theo fall in love with a human being, so that he will not kill humans again?

(The author has something to say: I'm a little dizzy today, I really don't need to tell my friends anymore, I'm writing a novel, the story has been conceived in my head for 13 years, it is a rich content, all-encompassing novel, and there will probably be thousands of chapters after the text of the novel plus the biography is written...... When you have time, go to 17K Novel Network to take a look? Today I found out that I will never recommend the novels I wrote to my friends in the future! Because my friends have different tastes, I will naturally like to watch this kind of thing! I don't like to watch this genre, so they come to give me lessons, for example: Can you imitate Jin Yong's novels? For example: I like to watch gore, can you write bloody points? For example: I want to read H article, the H fragment you wrote is particularly beautiful, can you write more H article? That's why my head is big! I can only say that this novel combines supernatural, ghosts, cultivating immortals, doing business, political strife in the alternate world, military strategy in the alternate world, and some leapfrogging thinking patterns, and there will indeed be a small H text because of the needs of plot development, because all this is what this novel is all about, the characters in the novel are living people, and each character experiences a variety of lives...... I just want friends who like this novel to enter the third part with me, and go to uncover the treasure map made of 50 shemale skins layer by layer...... The treasure map guides everyone to experience different strange worlds together...... ）