Chapter Twenty-Nine: Being an Assassin also requires part-time work as a nanny
Jiang Mei took the hard-prepared list and happily walked onto Yangzhou Street.
And Jing Fa reluctantly followed behind him, glancing at the paper from time to time.
I saw that the first one written on it was: "Drink milk! human milk!"
"Human milk, where can I find you human milk to drink?" Seeing this, Jing Fa's head exploded suddenly.
"Okay, the first one, drink human milk, you can find a wet nurse and get me some fresh milk, no more, a small cup is enough. Jiang Mei looked at Jingfa with a smile and said.
Jing Fa just wanted to get angry, but thought that if he couldn't even do the first one, he would definitely be despised by the other party again, so he gritted his teeth and swallowed his saliva and said, "You wait." ”
Jiang Mei only felt that in the blink of an eye, Jingfa had disappeared, so she found a place to sit down on the side of the street with anticipation, and waited quietly for Jingfa to come back.
In a large house not far away, the cry of a baby echoes in the yard, deafening.
"Lady, our good son must be hungry, quick, feed some milk. A man rushed into the house with his newly-moon-old son in his arms.
Her wife had sat up and waited for her son to arrive.
The wife put her arms around her son and gently patted him on the back, and the abundant milk poured into the baby's mouth, and the baby sucked contentedly.
"Official, my son is going to drink for a while, so you can go out and get busy first. The wife waved her hand and told her husband to go out and do his work.
As soon as the man went out, his wife felt a breeze blowing, and suddenly her waist was numb, and the nerves of the whole person seemed to be broken, and the muscles of the whole body were uncontrollable.
A figure floats by, plucking the baby's mouth off the pacifier and pulling a cup out of the body and placing it under the pacifier.
The moment the wife saw the stranger, she wanted to scream urgently, but her mouth did not obey the call, and she could not shout.
Under the nervousness, the milk immediately shrank back.
At this moment, she saw the figure in front of her chest slowly raise her head, and a pig's face with a big mouth and a big smile came into view.
Before she could fall, the figure reached out and quickly tapped the woman's chest, and milk squirted out, filling the cup in the blink of an eye.
After finishing the work, the figure put the baby back on the pacifier, and at the same time untied the woman's acupoint, and quickly left through the window.
"Drink it, freshly baked human milk. On the side of the street, Jingfa handed Jiang Mei the human milk he had just gotten, and watched her pick up the cup and drink it in one gulp.
"Ahem, ahem, it turns out that human milk tastes like this. After drinking, Jiang Mei wiped the milk stains from the corners of her mouth, took out the list, and drew a heavy line on the first one.
"Okay, the first one is done, let's do the second one right away, take me to the Qianhua Building to call the girl. Jiang Mei looked at the second item on the list and smiled.
"Wait, I heard you right, you're going to Qianhualou to call the girl?" Jing Fa rubbed his ears with a look of surprise.
"What? Isn't it okay? Qianhualou has a rule that women can't call girls?" Jiang Mei said angrily.
"Okay, okay, there's nothing that can't be done, but I said Xiao Jiang, do you know what Qianhualou does?" Jingfa asked a little funny.
"Yes, it's the favorite place for the rich in the city. With that, Jiang Mei took the lead and walked in the direction of Qianhualou.
Jingfa shook his head and hurriedly followed.
Today's Qianhualou, although it is not as lively as the day of the Hundred Flowers Banquet, is still full of people and guests.
As soon as she came to the door of the Qianhua Building, the old bustard immediately greeted her with a smile on her face, of course, she was surrounded by Jingfa, not Jiang Mei.
"This handsome guy, it's the first time to come, we have a discount for new customers here, you can get a 20% discount, hurry up and come in and sit down." The old bustard grabbed Jingfa's right hand and was about to pull him in.
Jing Fa hurriedly shook his hand, pointed at Jiang Mei beside him and said, "This is the main master, I just came with her." ”
Hearing Jingfa's words, the old bustard glanced at Jiang Mei, the smile on his face faded instantly, and said, "A milky girl also wants to go in and play?"
"What, can't you?" As soon as the words fell, Jiang Mei took out a large ingot of silver from her waist.
The silver glowed white in the sun, and the old bustard's eyes did not dare to blink.
"Yes, of course, for sure, absolutely. As she spoke, the smirk came back to the bustard's face, and she immediately took the silver, stuffed it into her arms, took Jiang Mei's little hand, and happily welcomed him into the door.
Seeing the behavior of the two of them, Jiang Mei looked proud and walked into the Qianhua Building with her head held high.
Jiang Mei picked a good position in the private seat, and after throwing a few ingots of silver, she called several dancing girls to accompany her, drank wine, played boxing, and played each one.
But these were not what surprised Jingfa, what surprised him the most was why a little girl who lived in such a shabby place would have so much silver on her.
By the time the two of them came out of the Qianhua Building, it was already approaching evening.
Jiang Mei didn't seem to have drunk so much wine before, and when she came out, she was swaying and incoherent.
She slowly took out the list, crossed out the second one crookedly with her pen, and continued, "Go, go and finish the third." ”
"Hey, I said Xiao Jiang, let's do it today, you are now drunk and smoked, you can't do anything well, it's better to rest for one night, and talk about it tomorrow." Jingfa helped Jiang Mei and said with concern.
"No, no, I'll be on the next one right away, I don't have that much time. As she spoke, Jiang Mei leaned against the corner of the wall and reached out to dig hard into her throat.
"Oh!" A puddle of wine was forcibly withheld by her, and the air was filled with a strong smell of alcohol.
"Okay, it's much more comfortable to spit out, let's move on to the next one. Jiang Mei breathed a long sigh of relief and said.
"Third, go to the Drunken Fragrance Pavilion to eat the drunken fragrance full seat!" After speaking, Jiang Mei walked towards the Drunken Fragrance Pavilion by herself.
"Hey, I said Miss, the Drunken Fragrance Pavilion is the most expensive restaurant in the city, I don't know how much silver it costs to have a full banquet of Drunken Incense, can you afford it?" Hearing Jiang Mei's lion speak, Jing Fa hurriedly shouted and followed.
"Don't worry, I have money, I have a lot of money!" Jiang Mei shouted loudly and staggered towards the Drunken Xiang Pavilion.
After the two came to the Zuixiang Pavilion, the first reaction of the guy at the door was the same as that of the old bustard in the Qianhua Building.
But when Jiang Mei took out a big ingot of silver, the man's transformation was exactly the same as that of the old bustard in Qianhualou.
In this way, the two swaggered into the Drunken Fragrance Pavilion, waved their big hands, and ordered the drunken incense to the whole table.
There are a total of nine dishes for the drunken fragrant banquet, flying in the sky, swimming in the water, and running on the ground.
After eating it all, Jing Fa sighed and said, "Xiao Jiang, I really owe you your blessing today, otherwise I may never have the opportunity to eat such a luxurious drunken banquet in my life." Now that you're done eating, you can pay and leave. ”
Jiang Mei didn't speak, took out the list and silently crossed out the third item, and said, "Start the fourth item right away, eat the overlord meal!"
As soon as these words came out, a thunderbolt from a sunny day slashed into Jing Fa's head, he plucked out his ears, and asked in disbelief: "What did you say?
The words fell, and I saw that Jiang Mei had already run out of the Drunken Fragrance Pavilion in a puff of smoke, leaving Jing Fa sitting in place with a blank expression.