As mentioned last time, after a hard-fought battle, the monkey finally defeated the opponent and won the opportunity to taste whether it was six-minute rare Chen Xuanzang or eight-minute rare Chen Xuanzang.

Queen Na Xiliang is not only a beautiful chef, but also a glutton, extremely confident in her cooking skills, I believe that whether it is six or eight medium ripe Chen Xuanzang can seduce the monkey's gluttony, I am afraid that the monkey will eat more, I want to fight with him, first say good and then look at the goods.

However, she is just a bird, not a female monkey, and she can't move the monkey's sullen heart, in the eyes of the monkey, the bird has no monkey rights, and fiercely rejected Queen Xiliang's request to carve up Chen Xuanzang, insisting on the principle of inspecting the goods first and then grabbing the goods, and wanting to empty Chen Xuanzang.

Under the witness of the third-party Miaoshan Bodhisattva, Queen Xiliang opened the food box aggrieved, and the next moment, the time to witness the miracle came, oh, it was something that broke through Queen Xiliang's imagination, and she threw Chen Xuanzang into the pot to cook...... The stove ceremony was baked for a long time, he and him, Chen Xuanzang was still raw.

He was born, raw, ah, and said important things three times.

Chen Xuanzang's existence, but the face of Queen Xiliang, who prides herself on being a beautiful chef, suddenly made her embarrassed and embarrassed, and she couldn't wait to find a hole to drill.

The queen is shy, and the red child is loveless.

As a bear child who doesn't remember to eat or fight, he can't remember beating him, otherwise he won't try to challenge the monkey again and again;

Cocoa, Chen Xuanzang's existence shattered his dream of being a foodie!

"Why is it raw, why is it raw, it is unhealthy to eat raw, it will grow parasites, children with parasites will not grow up, they will not be able to marry their mother-in-law if they don't grow up, and if they can't marry their mother-in-law, they can't let their mother-in-law cook for me, then, what's the point of living?"

The monkey couldn't help but glance at him, "Doll, you're thinking so far!"

However, although it is far away, it actually makes sense to think about it......

"Sister Tuas, are you together?"

And in addition to the truth, there are also unreasonable and shameless people, at least, although the monkey boasts that although he dares to speak coldly to the Miaoshan Bodhisattva, he does not dare to say such a ...... It's almost a flirtatious word.

"Sure enough, compared to Brother Chen Yudi, whose character has lost all his character, my monkey quality is still much higher. ”

"Delusion, delusion, Jin Chanzi is a Buddha of generations, and the Dharma is profound, how can I say such a bastard thing, it must be my delusion. But what if it's not a delusion?"

Miaoshan Bodhisattva tried to suppress his anger and posed with the solemn appearance of the Pudu Compassion Card: "Amitabha, Chen Xuanzang, do you know that you are wrong?"

"Oh, it turns out that Sister Tuas didn't wash it, she came to see me wash it. Chen Xuanzang suddenly sighed, and even slowed down the action of rubbing the bath.

It's as if the wonderful bodhisattva doesn't see him take a bath, and he can't wash well.

"Bastard, when did I say I wouldn't wash it, no, when did I say I came to see you, are you good-looking, just these few pectoral muscles, flat and flat, and the eighteen arhats are all bodybuilding muscles!

Miaoshan Bodhisattva's heart that had been difficult to move for thousands of years finally couldn't calm down, and he roared in his heart, seeing the monkey showing a suspicious look, his eyelids jumped, he put on a smile, and said according to the script: "Chen Xuanzang, because you didn't abide by the rules and precepts, so you suffered this calamity, you must also know that you are wrong." ”

Saying that, Miaoshan Bodhisattva also glared at the beauty, and signaled that Chen Xuanzang to be respectful, anyway, she is also one of the four great Bodhisattvas, Chen Xuanzang didn't give him face in front of so many monsters, didn't he force her to turn her face.

It's a pity that the Bodhisattva's beautiful eyes are turned over to the blind man, or some people are blind and pretend not to see, but still talk to themselves: "But, my sister will be embarrassed to come to see me, and when I am embarrassed, I will make a shy action, just in case, just in case, let my sister see how embarrassed, of course, my sister insists on seeing it." ”

"Poof!"

As soon as he said this, Miaoshan Bodhisattva was almost so angry that he muffled out a mouthful of blood, and the monkey demons laughed directly, but because of the Bodhisattva's face, he could only try to hold back his laughter, but the little doll red boy did not have so many taboos, and rolled on the ground with laughter on the spot.

"Bastard, the ghost is willing to see your shame, Chen Xuanzang, you are really bold. ”

Miaoshan Bodhisattva was furious, slightly tilted his little finger like a jade cardamom, and the red child's voice was suddenly dumb, although he tried his best to laugh, he couldn't make any sound, like a mime, terrifying all the demons in unison.

"Ruthless, ruthless, all the gods and Buddhas are broad-minded, and they are ruthless than anyone else!"

Miaoshan Bodhisattva was slightly satisfied, and bowed his head lightly: "Well, well, I guess Xuanzang you also know that you are wrong, this road to the west is a long way, and there are many demons, only by sticking to perseverance and abandoning distracting thoughts can you reach the west and see the true law." ”

Wait, when did Chen Xuanzang know that he was wrong, which ear did you hear it?

The monkey and the other demons were stunned, but Chen Xuanzang showed the look of a chess opponent, and his smile became more and more shy, like sympathizing with Dou Chukai's little boy.

"Otherwise, my sister will wait for me to wash up and come back, it's a big deal that I will record a photo in advance, and I will put it here, my sister is here, and looking at my photo is also equivalent to looking at me, not bad, the same. ”

"It's not bad for your sister, it's the same as your sister! It turns out that this is the true transmission of Buddhism - just mess with yourself, no matter what others are forced to do, other supernatural powers, Buddhism, etc., compared with this true tradition, they are all fleeting, we are naïve, taught, taught!"

Monkeys and other demons can understand that Chen Xuanzang and Miaoshan Bodhisattva have reached the highest realm of speaking - the realm of self-talk.

In this realm, when you speak, an immune barrier will be automatically opened, no matter what the other party says, all of them will be blocked and not disturbed.

Well, it seems to make sense......

Sure enough, under Chen Xuanzang's "support", Miaoshan Bodhisattva also sublimated to the realm of self-talk, as if he hadn't heard Chen Xuanzang's teasing, his expression was still solemn, and his eyes were compassionate.

"Okay, good, Chen Xuanzang, you are so sincere, I am very relieved. Even so, the poor monk had to explain to the Buddha. Chen Xuanzang, I hope you will make persistent efforts to bring glory to my Buddhism, the poor monk will go, no need to send, no need to send!"

Miaoshan Bodhisattva waved his sleeves, not taking away any clouds, but taking away the red child, and taking away Chen Xuanzang's nostalgic heart, Chen Xuanzang's face was sudden, and he was crying.

"Xuanzang knows that Xuanzang is twenty-five this year, and he is no longer a little fresh meat, and it is indeed understandable that my sister will not like Xuanzang. I just hope that my sister will miss an old relationship, and occasionally send a few photos of my sister to Xuanzang to comfort Xuanzang's sullen heart!"

"You know you're sullen!"

Monkeys and other demons couldn't help but roll their eyes hard, almost turning the whites of their eyes over, and the Miaoshan Bodhisattva, who had already gone away, was even more stimulated by the word "photo" in Chen Xuanzang's last sentence to shake the clouds, and almost fell into the air with an upside-down onion, so that he could stabilize the cloud head, and hurriedly turned into a rainbow light and broke through the air.

It seems that the skills she has accumulated in the self-talking realm are not deep enough, and it is not as long as Chen Xuanzang has entered such a profound realm, and she needs to precipitate more and work hard.

Come on, Bodhisattva!

"Eh, Sister Tuas just left, and didn't leave me a thought, I don't know if I would be too presumptuous to visit the Zizhu Forest suddenly, what should I bring with me this first time, what do you say I should do!"

It wasn't until Miaoshan Bodhisattva's cloud head could no longer see any trace that Chen Xuanzang withdrew his expression, his expression was sad, and he was crying, which made Queen Xiliang's face crimson.

was moved by Chen Xuanzang's "infatuation", but was bored by Chen Xuanzang......

You say, you can talk when you speak, but can you put on your clothes first, wearing only one pair of pants really hinders your image as a Tang monk, can you be shameless, the girl is embarrassed to look at it.

Besides, talking to other girls shirtless like this is not hinting at other girls.

Queen Xiliang, who is the eldest daughter of Huanghua, made Chen Xuanzang's face red, half dry, half angry, hateful and stamped her feet, and walked away.

"I don't know, I don't know, don't ask me, Guan Wen's matter will be replaced by you, please leave quickly. ”

Even Miaoshan Bodhisattva is not Chen Xuanzang's opponent, she is just a little Pengjing, and it is not a shame to run away without a fight.

"Alas, even my sister dislikes me, what's the point of Xuanzang's life?"

Chen Xuanzang was heartbroken, looking for comfort, looked at the monkey, bluffed the monkey and jumped up, opened his mouth and said: "Master, you explained earlier that you want to repair the road of Xiliang Kingdom, and Lao Sun has not started construction yet, so let's go, let's go, we can't let people say that we don't believe in our words." ”

After saying that, he flew away with his head, and ran away in the blink of an eye.

There is no need for Chen Xuanzang to say it again, but the Black Wind Monster and General Yin rushed to Chen Xuanzang's feet, hugged his thighs, and shouted in unison: "Master, please accept our knees, I only know today, there is a master in the world, and then there is Pangu to open the sky, the master is like our reborn parents, your light runs through the ages, shines on the future, and will always be our guiding light." ”

"Good, good, the children can be taught, the children can be taught!"

But Chen Xuanzang stroked his palms excitedly, looked at the last person, and asked, "Little donor, do you know?"

The little man was thoughtful, and finally raised his head from the posture of passers-by, jumped up, and bowed to Chen Xuanzang: "Thank you, master, the little walker knows." ”

"Little Walker?" Chen Xuanzang looked like a smile.

"Why don't you call it again, didn't you give this name?" The little man showed a confused look and scratched his head, it can be seen that Chen Xuanzang had no intention of reminding, so he had to bow: "Then, little King Kong went." ”

But after all, Chen Xuanzang's last "teaching" and the admiration of the two demons of the Black Wind Monster still came behind him

"It's a long road, only the roadside wildflowers to talk about comfort, little donor, don't be too hurried!"

"Master, you are really tired of teaching (destroying) people!"