"Accommodating... Definitely... Yes!"

The two originally thought that the boatman would definitely not be accommodating, but they didn't expect the boatman to nod his head and say that he could be accommodating, so they listened to him continue:

"My old man is not unreasonable.

Although I am a country man, I am not an unreasonable person, and although I am not a ferryman, I am a businessman. For businessmen, everything is negotiable.

There is nothing non-negotiable.

You can be as accommodating as you want, just ask!"

The two glanced at each other, and Dongfang Shuo immediately said:

"Can it be cheaper?"

"Cheap?" the shipwreck laughed and said, "How much cheaper do you want?" The total approximate fare of the ship is 1.6 billion yuan, what kind of cheap method do you want, how much discount do you want to make, how much do you want to discount, five discounts, or one discount, or how much?"

1.6 billion dollars?

Dongfang Shuo's brain was buzzing.

That's what you bastard said about a few pennies?

Dongfang Shuo's total, let alone a discount, is one ten-thousandth of a discount, and it can't be paid.

Immediately speechless, speechless.

Cao Jianren is also a little blind.

How much is 1.6 billion dollars?

Ten thousand is ten million,

1.6 trillion is, 160,000,000,000?

Just when the two of them stared at each other, the boatman smiled and said:

"It's not like there's no other workaround. ”

The two of them perked up and hurriedly asked, "What else is there?"

"Simple," the boatman immediately said, "Didn't you just say, people don't believe in it, they can't stand without faith, then as long as you two can admit in person that I am not a human being, let alone a human being, not even a villain, let alone a righteous gentleman or a saint disciple."

Or, as long as you admit that your [Zi Yue] is bullshit, you are talking nonsense, and you are deceiving the world, as long as you admit that you are no longer a disciple of Confucianism, and admit that what Confucianism says is bullshit.

Either admit that you are not human beings, or that your saints are not human beings, and if you admit the next one, I will waive your boat money and cross the river immediately. ”

Before the boatman's words fell, Dongfang Shuo was already furious: "What did you say?" Cang Chang pulled out his matching sword, and slashed towards the boatman with a swing of the sword.

Cao Jianren hurriedly grabbed him.

The boatman was not afraid, and sneered: "If you want to be rough, have you thought about it, in this [Ghost Valley], on this river, do you want to be rough with me? ”

Dongfang Shuo was about to have another seizure, and Cao Jianren hurriedly took over and said:

"We are righteous gentlemen, and we will never lose a penny of your money. It's just that we don't have so much money on us now, can we take credit first, and I'll write you an IOU, and I'll pay it back in the future, so good?"

"If you want to play white? That's a no-go. The boatman refused, saying, "I don't have the spare time to go back and wait for you to ask for an account." Just these few pennies, you still have to make an IOU to fool me, you are an official, I am a common man in Qianshou, you are a dignified gentleman, I am a villain in the mountains, don't bring this. If you come to deceive us and other small people for a few pennies like this, then your repeated untrustworthiness, untrustworthiness, and untrustworthy deeds, full of benevolence, morality, courtesy, righteousness, and shame, are all used to deceive the world, and how can you vainly claim to be the disciples of saints and gentlemen? Jump into the river yourself as soon as possible. ”

The boatman saw through the trick of the two at a glance.

If you want to play a white slip first, you can talk about it, it's impossible.

Cao Jianren was robbed of white, his face turned red, and his careful thinking was pierced, so he had to say again:

"This shipman, we have no intention of being deceived and deceiving, let alone being untrustworthy, so I will try my best and pay your ship's fare. ”

Talking,

Cao Jianren took out a pen and a piece of paper, lay on the table, ignored it, and wrote a little bit by himself.

"I told you, it's useless to play a white slip, don't bother, it's futile for you to write just a lot!"

The boatman said closely.

Moment,

Words are immediate.

I saw that it was written:

"The edict of the Emperor of the Han Dynasty said: Yan Yun: The hustle and bustle of the world is all for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit. [Zi said]: If you make a hole, your country is invincible. Today, my Han Dynasty has all over the world, rich in the world, powerful outside, and trustworthy inside. The right to monopolize the coinage is hereby paid to the Duke of Tao Zhu in the form of ship fares, year after year, from generation to generation.

Announce to the world, and make the salty envoy known.

Chin this. ”

After brushing and writing, Cao Jianren reached into his arms again, took out a seal, and slapped it on the top of the word 'Qin this'.

The Great Seal of the Four Directions.

[Ordered by the sky, both longevity and eternal prosperity]

Eight big characters are scarlet and eye-catching.

Then he picked it up and scanned it to make sure it was correct, and then handed it to the boatman.

"Old man, do you think this is worth the ship's fare?"

[Minting franchise]?

And the jade seal?

You've concocted an edict in the blink of an eye.

Dongfang Shuo was stunned.

"You can't be a fake, right?" The boatman picked up the edict, looked at it repeatedly, and looked at the two of them suspiciously: "Even if you are an official of the imperial court, it is impossible for you to still carry the jade seal of the country with you, right?"

Cao Jianren smiled and said:

"Rest assured, this edict will never be fake. I swear by the sages of Confucianism. Don't worry, although we are not the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven is our Confucian! The whole world is Confucian, so why is it difficult to give you an edict.

Tell me, I'll use this coinage to pay you for the ship's fare, is it enough?"

"The right to mint is an exclusive franchise that lasts for generations?"

"That's right! You can cast as much as you want, and you can print as long as you want!"

For the first time, the boatman scratched his head, a little hesitant.

You have to say that your 1.6 billion is a lot of money, but no matter how much you have, you have a number, but people give you the right to mint money, but you can't count it, you can print it casually, you can mint it casually, you haven't printed enough in your life, change your son's seal, the son is not enough for the grandson to continue, the children and grandchildren are endless, you just have to print.

People take this coinage right that you can't define by numbers, and it's worth your fare, although your fare is a bit expensive, but the 20-digit fare is a fixed number. There are no people who have the right to mint money.

If you want to say that this is not enough to cover the bill, then you can't say it.

Holding this edict, the boatman's chest was stuffy, his face was a little pale, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering.

"Boatman, is it enough?"

Cao Jianren saw that the boatman was silent for a long time, and couldn't help but remind him again.

When the boatman heard this, he woke up like a dream and said busily:

"Enough, enough, how can it not be enough for the two officials to be generous!" he said, slapped the edict on the chessboard, and saw a flash of brilliance, and the edict disappeared together with the few coins just now.

When I looked at it again, the table was back to its original state, an ordinary small table.

The boatman kicked the leg of the table and scolded: "With such a benefit, you still keep the wind and breath, let me wait to cross the river?"