Chapter 153: The Tragedy of the Stomping Dragon (Part II)
"What? You want me to compete with this big monkey, isn't that burying me? I can't even beat a monkey."
"Wow, hey, hey, hey, hey....."
The angry stomping dragon laughed ten farts in a row, why? Because the stomach was full of anger, which made Hou Yunping angry, he was about to hang himself, gossip less, and then Hou Yunping finished speaking, as soon as he let go, this big monkey jumped to the stomping dragon's huge smile as fast as lightning, and this huge laugh was so angry that he had to turn his back on it, and said in his heart:
"I'm such a big living person, a man who stands up to the sky, and a heavyweight village master on Daxuan Island, I want to compete with monkeys today, it's really angry, and it's ....... angry."
"Okay, wait for me to chop this big monkey with an axe, and then settle accounts with you....."
This stomping dragon didn't know how to be good, so the two giant plate axes in his hand were slashed at Huashan and slashed at the top of the big monkey's head, but he never dreamed that this big monkey was not an ordinary monkey, thinking that this big monkey had played the evil eight immortals of the water and fire faction in Jingyue Villa, although the evil eight immortals were drunk at that time, but even so, the kung fu of the eight of them should not be underestimated, and the evil eight immortals were scarred by this monkey, helpless? And today, this stomping dragon laughs at this unlucky bastard, and encounters this monkey, it is conceivable, can there be him? So his giant plate axe just fell, but the big monkey has already jumped to the side as fast as lightning, the giant plate axe of the stomping dragon huge smile went empty, and then he picked up the giant plate axe for the second time, so a person and a monkey are fighting together, as a result, this stretched out his hand, the stomping dragon huge smile can suffer a big loss, this big monkey is too fast, the huge laugh of these two giant plate axes can not cut him, not only can not be cut, this stomping dragon huge smile also let the big monkey tear the clothes on the body is one by one, and there are bloody wounds on the chest and back, I don't know how manyใ
"Wow, hey, hey, hey, hey....."
"I'm ...... to die"
The stomping dragon laughed almost crying at this moment, he was very depressed in his heart, when he just let a weak woman fall five times in a row, this face was thrown home, and now let this big monkey and a beast toss is scarred all over his body, if this is spread out, what is the point of my stomping dragon laughing alive, women can't beat it, monkeys can't beat it, am I still a man?
This huge smile was thinking about it, while holding back the fire, and Hou Yunping, who was watching the battle on the sidelines, secretly snickered, and said in his heart: "See? This big guy, big guy, this is not far from death, no, I have to add fire to him" Thinking of this, this Hou Yunping's bad water came up again, and I saw that he cleared his throat first, and then said loudly at the stomping dragon giant laughter:
"I said, this big and three thick village master, what I just said, don't look at your camel big, heavy weight, but you are this kung fu! I think it is learned from the master, I said you can't beat this monkey, you still don't believe it, how about now? Let the monkey scratch, look at you, it's almost called Huazi, and you're going to have a spindle, hahaha, quack....., hey! I forgot, after I finished speaking, I stomped my feet, come to the village master, you see me stomping my feet, one, two, three, three, two, one, ........"
This Hou Yunping, while speaking, was broken, and the angry stomping dragon also stomped his feet, and the big monkey who was competing with him saw it, and also learned from the two of them, and began to stomp his feet on the spot, okay? On the battlefield, these three old people, two people and one monkey, one person lifted one foot and stomped vigorously on the spot, which amused the people on both sides, and no one could help it.
And this Hou Yunping continued to say:
"I said that in the rivers and lakes, this is thick-skinned, that is thick-skinned, I see who is thick-skinned, but also thicker than this village master on your Daxuan Island, because, he is shameless, and it is just a loss to a weak woman, after all, it is shameless, and now even a monkey can't beat it, I don't see that it is not only shameless, it is completely shameless, and it is shameless to take out the smelly outside, how can he still be worthy of being the owner of the village? And why does he dare not kill himself? Because he is afraid of death! He is not a man, he is a coward, he is a bad general, in front of so many people on both sides, since he has been defeated by the monkey, but he still has to continue to fight, endlessly, isn't this a performance of a scoundrel? It also makes me laugh, hahaha, quack......"
"Come, stomp your feet, one, two, three, two, one......."
After Hou Yunping's words were spoken, it was like ten thousand steel knives piercing his heart, making the stomping dragon laugh without shame, his mentality at this moment was a little abnormal, he was already a belly on fire, women can't beat it, monkeys can't beat it, what kind of life is this, he is a little disheartened, and at this time he was ridiculed and ridiculed by Hou Yunping, in front of so many people, he really has no face, he can't wait to crack a crack on the ground, so he can get in, but this is impossible, so his mental state is a little messy and collapsed, and finally thinking about what Hou Yunping said, it is not unreasonable, it is indeed boring to live, just dieIn this way, this stomping dragon laughed heavily, he was ruthless, and he used a giant axe to cut his neck, and he killed himself.
The stomping dragon committed suicide with a huge laugh, this time he could make Song Xianyuan's smiling face behind him, Huangfu Zhufan was very happy, he jumped three times and jumped to Hou Yunping's approach, it was a compliment, he almost wanted to hold Hou Yunping to the sky, and this Hou Yunping was even more proud, he straightened his little neck, and said with a small waist:
"Fifth brother, it's not my brother I'm talking big, it's just this kind of goods, and then ten or eight of them are in front of me, and I'll let them all return to their places, hahaha, quack, ......quack,
This Huangfu Zhufan and Hou Yunping are talking and laughing, very happy, they are happy, but the four snakes of the four remaining village owners on the opposite Daxuan Island are angry, they see that Hou Yunping only used words to provoke the method, and the big stomping dragon fooled himself to commit suicide, can they not be angry? Moreover, they also complain in their hearts that this foot dragon is huge and laughs, as a village owner, although the limbs are developed, but the mind is so simple, you don't see that the little man on the opposite side is a big monkey into a fine guy, is that a trick on you? You're good, it's really a trick, just so confused to kill yourself, but it's a pity that you're in your thirties, a skill, hey! But it's too late to say anything now, all you can do at present is to find this little man to settle accounts, kill him to avenge the huge laughter, and also avenge the other two village owners, so the four snakes are very atmospheric in their hearts, and the four of them discuss and continue to fight, otherwise there is no way out, only a desperate way, so one of the village owners is on the battlefield again......