Chapter 102: Rabbit Friendship
Chang'e asked curiously, "What to do?" Do you want to eat some osmanthus?"
Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said: "Master Rabbit, I have all been people who have entered the Heavenly Court, how can I eat osmanthus every day?" Come, sister, Master Rabbit invites you to have a big meal!"
Chang'e said curiously, "What kind of meal?"
Qin Shou smiled, lit the firewood he picked up, then took out a fat thigh and put it on it, and said, "Flower fox mink hind leg meat!"
Then Qin Shou took out a large roasted golden cancan, and the toad that was still flowing with oil and put it in front of him and said, "This is what I got hunting in the Heavenly Court, come and taste it." ”
Chang'e hadn't eaten meat for a long time, and when she saw the flesh, her eyes also lit up, so she didn't care about any image, one person and one rabbit, just sitting cross-legged on the ground with a big grin, eating meat, drinking and chatting.
Chang'e looks very slender, but when she eats it, she is no worse than Qin Shou!
Chang'e touched her slightly bulging belly and sighed, "Uh...... It's so full. Yu'er, why is this toad missing a hind leg?"
Qin Shou staggered and said nonsense: "When his mother gave birth to him, he had three legs, and he had to ask his mother about this thing." ”
Chang'e smiled......
As the night got darker, Chang'e was overwhelmed by alcohol, and after drinking it once, her pretty face was slightly red, and her charm was particularly attractive.
Qin Shou looked at Chang'e at this moment, he didn't have any lustful thoughts in his heart, he just felt that his heart was full of satisfaction, seeing such a beautiful girl, it's me!
The most important thing is that Qin Shou finally relied on his ability to make Chang'e's life better...... This is what he is most proud of, and at the same time he secretly swears in his heart: Master Rabbit, in my life, I will never drag the oil bottle!
If other traversers heard this, they probably would laugh out of their teeth, which is probably the least demanding of all traversers...... There is no fighting heaven and earth, no killing gods and destroying Buddhas, this dead rabbit just wants to live a peaceful life.
But is it so good to have a good time?
In the middle of the night, Chang'e went back to sleep.
Qin Shou looked at the bones all over the ground in front of him and sighed, "Don't waste this......"
So, Qin Shou packed up his bones and walked into the depths of the osmanthus forest.
After a while.
"Dead rabbit, why are you here again?!" Wu Gang was shirtless, his clothes were tightened as a belt of trousers, there were no shoes under the big pants, the shoes hung around his neck, he clenched the big axe in his hand, and glared angrily, quite a posture, if you take a step forward, I will kill you.
Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Xiao Gang, look at your little bit of interest." Do you think there's anything else I can think about about you?"
Wu Gang thought about it, subconsciously touched his shoes, and said, "Get out!
Qin Shou sighed and said, "Hey, it's really kind to be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, it's just that, I'll eat it myself!"
After speaking, Qin Shou stepped aside, took out a few rib bones that had not been eaten yet, but there was not much meat, and gnawed them.
For a while, the smell of meat wafted over, Wu Gang, who had not eaten meat for thousands of years and had not been stained with oil, only felt that his saliva had burst the embankment, and he couldn't swallow it, so he quickly wiped it......
"Xiao Gang, what do you see me doing, you hurry up and cut down the tree......" Qin Shou swished and waved the rib bone in his hand.
Wu Gang barely looked at the dead rabbit, his eyes stared at the rib bone...... Wiping his saliva, he tried to squeeze out a smile that he thought was the friendliest, leaned over, and said with a smile: "Rabbit, what are you doing here?"
Qin Shou touched his belly and said: "Master Rabbit, I have been to Heavenly Court, I have eaten and drunk enough, where can I still see your broken shoes? I came, of course, for the sake of the old neighbor, to bring you a big meal." As a result, hey...... That's it, Master Rabbit, I'll eat it myself. ”
After speaking, the ribs were stuffed in his mouth, and he chewed and chewed along with the bones.
"Oops...... Rabbit, you eat slowly...... Slow down...... Grass, you TM slow down!" Wu Gang saw that a huge rib strand was almost eaten by this rabbit like a radish, and directly slashed an axe in front of Qin Shou, shouting at the top of his throat.
Qin Shou's movements froze instantly, looked at Wu Gang with slanted eyes, and asked, "What are you doing?" Master Rabbit, when I eat meat, I don't like to eat omnivorous, this axe is put away first, and then I will eat it later, okay?"
When Wu Gang heard this, he quickly hid the axe behind him, tried to keep smiling, and said, "Rabbit, look, you meat or something...... Will you share it with me?"
When Qin Shou heard this, he was immediately happy.
Seeing this, Wu Gang said in his heart: "This dead rabbit won't take the opportunity for the lion to open his mouth, right?"
As a result, he watched the rabbit Balabala take out a bunch of ribs and put them on the ground, and said, "I already knew that you would definitely want to eat it, and the rabbit brought you a lot!"
When Wu Gang saw it, his eyes were red, and he patted the rabbit's head and said, "Rabbit, it's good, I didn't mistake you!"
After speaking, Wu Gang reached out and grabbed it.
"Stop!" Qin Shou hurriedly shouted.
Wu Gang looked at Qin Shou in confusion and asked, "What are you doing?"
Qin Shou originally just wanted to tease Wu Gang, but when he returned to Wu Gang, he was not picky at all, and he didn't dislike that kind of bone stick! Qin Shou couldn't bear it, and said, "Uh...... I've gnawed on those. ”
Wu Gang shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter, you don't know, I don't remember how many years I haven't tasted meat in this broken place." Just try it......"
When Qin Shou saw it, his heart was sour, thinking about the miserable life of the stupid rabbit, and then looking at Wu Gang, he suddenly had a feeling of being connected to the same fate, and sighed: "Okay, don't go and get that." Master Rabbit, I'll keep a large portion for you. ”
After speaking, Qin Shou took out a one-person-tall thigh from the black god demon box, which was exactly the one that the toad was missing.
Although Qin Shou is a little small-bellied, he is also a person who knows how to repay his kindness, no matter what, he can have today, it is all given by Wu Gang. The crossing was facilitated by Wu Gang, and if you can live to this day, look at Wu Gang's unclothed appearance now, you can know how much he has paid.
If this had been someone else, the rabbit would have died several times, how could it continue to be alive and Chang'e, you and me?
Therefore, he remembers Wu Gang's hatred, and he also remembers Wu Gang's goodness. From the very beginning, he didn't plan to swallow this toad alone, and he had prepared Wu Gang's share early. The reason why I brought these bones was purely to ridicule Wu Gang......
It's just that I didn't expect Wu Gang, an immortal, to be so miserable......
Wu Gang watched Qin Shou retreat with a huge toad in his hand, looked at the golden flesh on it, saliva flowed down directly, and asked, "Is this ...... For me?"