Chapter 750: Cows Eat Tender Grass
"Little thief, are you planning to tie your hands and ask this seat to forgive you?" What happened in the sword light, the Buddha of Joy naturally saw it in his eyes, and the description became more and more proud, and the peach blossom eyes were red, like two coals of fire.
"On the contrary, Senior Brother Huanxi, Xiao Su decided to give you a chance, you admit defeat!"
The Great Alliance Master's expression was still serious, but he was not pretending to be serious like before, and he used not the name of the reincarnated body in this life, but his real name.
Huanxi Buddha's face was slightly stunned, his fierce expression suddenly calmed, he smiled lightly, like a warm spring breeze, and said with a smile: "Senior brother, is it difficult for the little junior brother to call him a senior brother, so he is not afraid of spreading it, and the senior brothers and sisters in my sect who are still sinking in the true spirit will beat you half to death?"
"Just say to my senior brother, even if my junior brother is beaten half to death, it is worth it! What's more, just half to death, not all dead, if you are still angry, there is the possibility of saving and saving, Xiao Su still needs to thank all the senior brothers and sisters!"
Xiao Su blinked, revealing a naughty look, and the Happy Buddha couldn't help but get up, and said: "Senior brother has put on such a big scene, won't he want to tell his senior brother about the friendship of the same family?
After that, he chopped down the one-foot red dust warm tent knife again, and the divine light of joy and bitterness was horizontal, like a dragon dancing wildly, and it suddenly rolled up, destroying the last sword light outside Xiao Su's body.
Huanxi Buddha walked as a car, walked slowly, the knife was carried around his waist, and the robe was displayed, although he was dressed as a monk, he was more heroic than the average Jianghu tycoon, and the scars on his face added a bit of heroism to it, looking at Xiao Su was a little jealous.
But it is not easy for him to keep his hand, who in this world can be happy, how many people can be chess players? But go with the trend and drown in the rolling trend!
"Actually, it's enough!" Xiao Su shook his head, the corners of his mouth were sly, and he said with a smile: "Senior brother also said before, the fragments of the Fengshen Battlefield can't help you, unless it's the entire Fengshen Battlefield, but what if, Xiao Su really moves to the Fengshen Battlefield?"
Huanxi Buddha shook his head and said with a smile: "Little junior brother Hugh wants to deceive his brother, and his brother has also experienced the battle of the gods, if it is really the entire battlefield of the gods, how can he not know it......"
Speaking of this, the Buddha of Joy suddenly raised his gaze, looked out of the sky, and suddenly lost his voice, only after a long time, then said silently: "It turns out that the little junior brother really moved the battlefield of the gods, you are so bold, you are not afraid of the sect leader's revenge?"
"Anyway, there's a tall guy supporting the sky when it's falling, and besides, it's not the first time that bald man has troubled me?"
Xiao Su shrugged his shoulders, quite a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and finally called Huanxi Buddha to look at him seriously.
"Brother knows why the teacher accepted you to get started, you dare to pierce the courage of the sky, no one accepts you anymore, we are all going to cry!"
"So, is Senior Brother going to admit defeat?" Xiao Su asked the question he had asked before.
Huanxi Buddha shook his head: "To be a monk for a day and hit the bell for a day, if you enter the Buddhist gate, you are a disciple of the Buddhist family, the sect leader has a life, dare not disobey, junior brother, Hugh blames him for being ruthless!"
After that, he had put away the Hongchen Warm Tent Knife, and took out a small banner from his sleeve, shook it slightly, and changed it into a height of six feet and four inches, in a triangular shape, and there were six flags and tails under the flag, four of which had been painted with strange lines, and asked, "Does Senior Brother Xiao Su know about this?"
"But the six soul flags?"
"Yes!" "Joy Buddha nodded, and said: "The divine pattern on this banner is the name of the four sect masters, all the sect masters are perfect, jumping out of the fate of time and space, and the six soul flags can't shake their primordial gods, but it's still easy to shake the little junior brother's primordial spirit, and the little junior brother is willing to give it a try?"
When the Huanxi Buddha talked about the sect masters, he didn't have much respect in his tone, and he didn't mind telling the secrets of the sect masters, Xiao Su's expression was serious, his little hand was raised, and an illusory sword weapon fell from the void, with four blades and six sides, and the shape was strange, what else could it be if it wasn't wiped out in all directions?
"Senior brother, please!"
As he spoke, he pointed at the illusory ten directions, and the sky was on the firmament, but when he saw the wind surging and the wind howling, there were also countless sword lights tearing apart the wind and clouds, and they all fell towards the Buddha of Joy.
Huanxi Buddha once said that Xiao Su moved the battlefield of the gods, and this is indeed the case, because the real battlefield of the gods has always been in his hands - that is, these ten sides are destroyed!
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"What a rude thief, how dare you do this to me?"
Outside the cosmic fetal membrane, the fat monk was extremely angry, and suddenly noticed a cold light falling, his face turned pale, and he said with a smile: "Brother Dao, don't blame, I'm in a daze and lose my mind, and it's not the first time that your disciple has attacked me, I'm used to it, I'm used to it, I'm used to it, I'm not angry, I'm not angry." ”
"Poor Dao suddenly regretted it, he shouldn't have given the light to you!" the Taoist sighed.
When the fat monk heard this, he immediately became anxious, and shouted again and again: "The monk said that he was not angry, how can Brother Dao still hold on to it, you should know, although there are many disciples in my sect, but only those three or five people can get my true transmission, if Brother Dao wants to go back to Dingguang, it is better to kill the poor monk first!"
After that, the fat monk sat with the void and played the trick of splashing and rolling, looking like the other party would not get up if he didn't agree.
"You, you get up for me!"
The lord of the Good Duan Yi Sect, one of the most revered beings in the heavens and all worlds, rolls when he says to roll, he sprinkles when he says he sprinkles, he doesn't want to be faced, the Taoist is angry and funny, and his fingers are trembling.
This will get out, and his face will be ugly!
"If you don't get up, if you don't get up, if Brother Dao doesn't agree, I won't get up!"
The fat monk thought he had a plan, and he became more and more confused, but he didn't see that there was suddenly a dark sword in the Taoist's hand, and he didn't say hello, so he slashed at the monk.
"If you don't get up, then you'll stay here!"
"Brother Dao is merciful under the sword, I'll get up, really get up, ah, you really cut it, dead cow nose, when a monk has no temper, isn't it, ah, don't, don't cut, the monk really has no temper......"
"Slut!"
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"Senior, the teacher said that he couldn't see you!"
The huge bull's head was pushed to the front, and the urn opened its mouth, and as he spoke, the smell of half-digested hay exhaled from his stomach, which was fishy and strange, and could smoke people.
It's a pity that I didn't see the thin monk on the opposite side.
Seeing that the thin monk was still ignoring himself, Niu Tou was suddenly dissatisfied, rolled his bull's eyes, and complained: "I don't know why your Buddha's skin is so thick, if you can't see it, you can't see it, what's the use of blocking the door......"
Before the bull head finished speaking, the cow's face suddenly showed surprise, just snorted heavily, and looked up, but it was a green spirit the size of a truck, with knotted horns, burly and powerful, rumbling and riding the cow's hooves to run over, shaking the mountain.
"Old Niu, I haven't seen you for tens of thousands of years, I heard that you were designed by that unscrupulous monkey and sent to Lingshan to cultivate land, poor dignified Bull Demon King, the head of the Seven Great Sages, you can eat grass and drink cold water, I don't know how much you lost weight from hunger?"
However, there was a white cow outside the palace, with eyes like mirrors, eyebrows like red neon, teeth and copper plates, and it was majestic and majestic, but it was called Qing Jiujing to shout, the front hooves were soft, and he almost fell down, and the majesty was not there, and the white cow was so angry that he went crazy.
"You don't eat grass, what's wrong with cows eating grass, it's natural for cows to eat grass, I not only eat grass, but also eat tender grass!"
The white cow retorted viciously, and the young man who said it was stunned, tilted his head and thought about it for a long time, and then nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, your old cow specializes in eating tender grass, and the jade-faced princess was not yet an adult, so you came to the door to propose marriage, or I gave you the wind, otherwise your family would have killed the jade-faced boy a long time ago." Speaking of which, I also harmed you, if you hadn't married the jade-faced princess, you wouldn't have ended up being captured by Lingshan......"
The more he talked, the more he became a bastard, making Bai Niu angry and embarrassed, his body trembled, his copper teeth were clenched, and he threatened viciously: "I'm here to meet the eldest master, Qingji, you are nagging, you really missed the big things of a few masters, and it was made into beef stew, don't blame the old cow for not reminding me?"
This is not necessarily false!
The master of the Jade Void Palace, people are high, and they look down on the people who wear scales and feathers, and its master is still short of a foot strength when he goes out, and he must be reluctant to put it in the pot, but the owner of the white cow may not be, that is the existence of the crazy man who dares to break the heavens, what is the calculation of eating a green child?
If you can make the other party calm down if you eat green essence, the master of the green essence family will definitely make a big green essence farm, specializing in raising green essence, and focus on studying various cooking methods, and the number one breeding cow must also be green essence!
Thinking of such a miserable end, the green girl's hair immediately stood up, and she couldn't hold the shelf anymore, the cow's head shook, turned into a similar size to the white cow, and leaned on the cow's face shyly, a lot of heat.
"Old Niu, our cattle clan is honest and kind, there are very few people who can mix with you and me, we have to support each other, we can't let other races laugh, come, come, I'll drive the gadfly!"
As he spoke, it shook the ox's tail to the ground and whined, like a hot wheel, wanting to serve the other party, but the white ox disliked, and kicked the other out with a hoof.
"Go, go, my old cow still has to eat tender grass, who has a gadfly on it? The old cow can warn you, if the old cow's reputation is ruined, the old cow will secretly take your essence, take it to the nether to find a cow to breed, and when she gives birth to a heifer, I will marry her back!"
In this world, there are people who like to be fathers, but there are people who like to be fathers-in-law, this beauty feels like it's not too beautiful, Qing Jiejing only then knows the "viciousness" of the white cow, no wonder the other party can mix into the head of the seven saints, and it can only watch the house in Tushi Palace.
"Old Niu, you are ruthless, you are ruthless! Walking, the master has been waiting for a long time!"
Knowing that he couldn't say this white cow, Qing Jijing could only suppress the cruel words, and led the way to bring the white cow in, the two cows were very swaggering, the old cow's hooves were walking, the cow's buttocks were swinging, and the position was coquettish.
"Brother Dao, your cow's temper is not like yours!"