Chapter 3: Ruining Childhood
Qin Shou was dumbfounded for a moment, and asked with a glare, "Really?"
The queen said arrogantly: "Anyway, I am also the king of a country, and this decision has been made." Immortals, do you need anything else?"
Qin Shou grinned and said, "That...... Let's put this aside for now, since you're so awesome, do you have an orange spirit crystal?"
The queen was stunned when she heard this, and asked tentatively, "Are you talking about the kind of spirit crystal issued by the Heavenly Court in the past?"
Qin Shou nodded......
The queen shook her head awkwardly and said, "That...... Not really. ”
Qin Shou said: "Red Lingjing is okay, Master Rabbit, I'm not a picky eater." ”
The queen smiled bitterly and said, "Shang Immortal, I'm afraid you haven't crossed the realm, right? Spirit crystals are used for transactions between immortals, and transactions between ordinary people don't use spirit crystals at all." Moreover, there are very few spirit crystals that have been passed down to the people. Even in our royal warehouse, there are only about two dozen red spirit crystals. ”
Qin Shou had long heard that spirit crystals rarely circulated in the Earth Immortal Realm, but he didn't expect them to be so few.
Qin Shou clicked his lips and said, "Then do you have any cultivation methods?"
"Immortal law doesn't. The queen said directly.
Qin Shou said: "What about the exercises of refining qi and transforming gods?"
After thinking about it, the queen smiled bitterly, "Shangxian, our daughter country is just an ordinary small country, and it is already good for a small country to have a monk as a national teacher. ”
Qin Shou sighed and said, "Forget it, do you know how to go to Wuzhi Mountain?"
The queen shook her head and said, "I don't know. ”
Qin Shou was completely speechless, but there was one thing he understood, in "Journey to the West", Tang Seng and his apprentices went all the way to the west. The daughter country was met halfway, so if you want to find Wuzhi Mountain, you only need to go all the way to the east.
Qin Shou waved his hand and was ready to say goodbye.
At this moment, the queen suddenly stepped forward and said, "Shangxian, are you leaving?"
Qin Shou said: "Ah, otherwise, stay for dinner, I'm afraid you won't be able to raise it." ”
The queen didn't know what she was thinking, so she turned her big eyes and said: "Shangxian, although I don't know how to go to Wuzhi Mountain, but we have a map, the map is handed down by our ancestors, and it is said that most of the Nanzhan Continent has been drawn. Maybe it will work for you. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, what is he lacking now?
Qin Shou thought about it carefully, he seemed to be short of money, people, women, and exercises now...... There are quite a few things missing, but the most missing is this map.
So Qin Shou didn't say a word, he directly turned into a 1.8-meter-eight rabbit, picked up Her Majesty the Queen, rushed out of the broken temple, soared into the sky, and went straight to Xiliang's daughter country.
After entering the city gate, Qin Shou found that it was good to follow the queen, and without waiting for him to speak, he saw the rumbling sound of horses' hooves in front of him, and a large group of female cavalry rushed over in a heroic manner, and surrounded Qin Shou in three circles inside and three circles outside!
Qin Shou grinned and said, "Hey, Your Majesty, do you all welcome the life-saving benefactor so much?"
The queen's face was slightly red, and she quickly jumped down from Qin Shou's arms, waved her hand, and said, "Okay, let's all step down." It was this immortal who saved me, and this is my benefactor. ”
A group of female soldiers obviously couldn't figure out how a rabbit spirit could become an immortal, but they still took a few steps back and made a way one by one.
Qin Shou clicked his lips and said, "It should have been like this a long time ago, playing with guns? ”
As soon as these words came out, some people among the female soldiers were immediately unhappy, and the female general wearing a purple and gold crown and purple gold armor snorted coldly: "We began to practice guns with the best marksmanship masters at the age of 5, and we asked ourselves that the amount of training is not weaker than that of men, why are we not as good as men?"
Qin Shou knew that he had said the wrong thing, but at this time, he was speaking for a man, how could he have stage fright?
So Qin Shou laughed and said: "You started practicing guns at the age of five, we men were born to practice guns, and the marksmanship is erratic, and you can pee your mouth if you don't get it right...... Ahem, you can knock the bird down. When you're your age, basically everyone can break through the air and fight the ...... above the nine heavens Well...... Aircraft fine. Are you okay?"
Obviously, no man has ever been so eloquent with a female general, and even she may not have seen a man, she was suddenly stunned by Qin Shou's words, her pretty face turned red, and she asked for a long time: "What kind of marksmanship are they practicing? It is so powerful, a teenager fights birds, and an adult fights an airplane spirit? Kill monsters?"
Qin Shou replied without thinking about it: "Shooting and shooting!"
The queen and Qin Shou were relieved for a while, and they also chatted a few words along the way, knowing that what came out of this rabbit's mouth was not necessarily the truth, and moreover, she was much more knowledgeable than the female general, obviously knowing that the men in the outside world were not so powerful.
However, this queen is also delicate, and she did not break it, but smiled slightly: "General Shangguan, you take the Feiyan team back, I will take Engong into the palace." ”
As soon as Qin Shou heard the word "enter the palace", he subconsciously put his legs together and added, "Enter the palace." ”
The queen pursed her lips and smiled, "Well, enter the palace." Then, the queen glanced at Qin Shou's crotch in a charming manner......
Qin Shou subconsciously bent over, relying on the feathers bigger than the birds, and he was stunned to hide the birds tightly, and the water did not leak!
But Qin Shou thought about it, he was afraid of a fart in a country full of women on the streets! In these years, hooligans can still be afraid of being played hooligans by women?
As for the small equipment?
That's not a problem, the rabbit who has learned the law of heaven and earth can let everyone see what a pillar of optimus is, a gun to pick Mount Tai or something.
It's just that the rabbit has little interest in women other than Chang'e.
Walking all the way, Qin Shou's eyes never stopped, and he would glance at anyone who passed by, look at his face, look at his chest, and look at ...... There's nothing to see anymore.
It's not that Qin Shou is a hooligan, he really doesn't believe that there is not a single man in a huge country!
He always felt that what was written in "Mirror Flowers" was more realistic, and the daughter country was a country where women were in power, but along the way, he found that unless men in this country like to stuff two steamed buns on their chests, or some women are born poor, he really didn't see any big flaws.
When he arrived at the palace, Qin Shou was completely dead, because the women here were all guards, all of them were wearing armor, and the style of the armor was all men's version, and there was no separate style for the chest at all, so regardless of the big chest and small breasts, a set of armor pressed up, and it was flat in an instant.
Qin Shou couldn't see anything anymore......
The queen did not take Qin Shou to the Jinluan Palace, but bypassed the Jinluan Palace and came to a relatively secluded courtyard with an elegant environment, rockeries, lakes, and lotuses.
The two sat down, and the queen asked, "Immortal, what do you drink?"
Qin Shou wanted to call the other party by name, but he didn't know what to call him.
Shouting Her Majesty?
He couldn't shout anymore, because every time he wanted to shout, he always subconsciously thought of the great health care on the other side of the earth, leather clothing, leather whips, candles and so on......
And then I thought it was crooked.
He didn't know how to shout it.
The queen seemed to see Qin Shou's embarrassment, so she said: "My surname is Baili, when my mother gave birth to me, it was just in time to be at war with neighboring countries, and I was born on the battlefield, so at that time my mother gave me a not very elegant name - Suijun." ”
Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, a woman's name turned out to be Baili Suijun, and he wanted to say that this name was very strange. But you can also see how tragic the war was at that time, a group of women fought with a group of men from neighboring countries, and even the pregnant queen went out in person...... The meaning of this with the army, I am afraid that there is also the meaning of dying on the battlefield with the army.
In other words, the queen's mother was ready to die with her from the beginning......
Thinking of that blood-colored picture, Qin Shou couldn't help but sigh, and then read: "Baili with the army......"
"What do you call the Immortals?" asked the Queen of the Hundred Miles.
Qin Shou said naturally: "Qin Shou." ”
By now, Qin Shou has long been dead and the pig is not afraid of boiling water, so he is too lazy to explain, and you can understand the rest yourself.
Baili Suijun pursed his lips and smiled: "If you become an immortal, you will also live a long life." ”
When Qin Shou heard this, his heart was relieved, and at the same time, he was once again impressed by the woman who followed the army in Baili, along the way, this woman would think about the people around her in every word and deed, instead of the kind of arrogant king, who only took herself as the core.
Just as the two were talking, someone came in and reported: "Your Majesty, we have prepared the things arranged by Your Majesty." Will Your Majesty come and see it now, or later?"
Queen Baili looked at Qin Shou and said with a smile: "The promised reward is ready, Shangxian can go and take a look?"
Qin Shou was stunned: "What is the reward?"
Then Qin Shou suddenly woke up from the strange eyes of Queen Baili, and shouted in his heart: "Damn! This girl won't really prepare three thousand harem beauties for me, right? No, it's five thousand...... No way...... That's too big, isn't it? ...... That's too efficient, isn't it?"
"Shangxian, now go and take a look?" Queen Baili asked very casually, but Qin Shou was a little dissatisfied in his heart.
It's too easy to say.
No matter what Qin Shou said, he is also from the earth, even if he has broken off his thoughts with the earth, however, some concepts are deep-rooted.
This queen is also a woman, but her sentence is extremely relaxed and casual, as if Qin Shou picked not three thousand women, but three thousand things.
She didn't care about the freedom and happiness of the five thousand women who were also women!
Such a cold heart also made Qin Shou's heart uncomfortable for a while.
However, Qin Shou still nodded and said, go and have a look.
Qin Shou's idea is very simple, according to the queen's temperament, those five thousand people follow him, it is really better than staying here, anyway, the Moon Palace also needs someone to help take care of it, he doesn't mind more beautiful girls shuttling around the Moon Palace to attract eyes.
Queen Baili also seemed to notice that something was wrong with Qin Shou's eyes, but with her cleverness, she couldn't figure out why this rabbit changed her face.
Queen Baili said as she walked: "Don't worry, Shangxian, although these five thousand beauties were found quickly, you can rest assured of the quality." This is definitely the best and most beautiful in our country! Because whenever they are born, we will have someone to follow them all the way and record the whole process. It was because we recorded it in sufficient detail that as soon as I asked for it, they just picked the place that met the requirements from the record, and then immediately sent someone to arrest it, which is why it was so fast. ”
Qin Shou's face darkened the more he listened, and he suddenly found that he seemed to have saved a female villain who was still bad like Yizhen Immortal!
Qin Shou even wondered if he was going to call the Ruyi True Immortal back.
But what makes him most unhappy is that this fucking is completely different from the infatuated queen in "Journey to the West" who breaks the hearts of men in the world!
Not happy!
Very unhappy!
However, as he walked, Qin Shou realized that something was wrong......